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Maher "Maher"
Jedi Knight
Joined September 2005, Proud padawan of Laziana, Grandpa of Senatu Family

Location:  Finland
Occupation:  Force Spirit Of Jedi Academy
Interests:  Music, Techonology, Philosophy, Society, Natural, Education, Economy, Teaching, Learning
Homepage:  http://mahersenatu.wixsite.com/maherholo
Padawan of:  Laziana
Padawans  DracoLich Senatu
The Cookie
Elessar
Cloud Senatu
Last Comment:  Forums: You know your an Olbie when....
Comments Made:  3821

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Mar 26 2010 09:18am

Elessar
 - Student
 Elessar

You are old, Grandpa Maher
a poem by Lewis Carroll, edited by Elessar

‘You are old, Grandpa Maher,’ the young man said,
‘And your hair has become very white;
And yet you incessantly stand on your head -
Do you think, at your age, it is right?’

‘In my youth,’ Grandpa Maher replied to his grandson,
‘I feared it might injure the brain;
But, now that I’m perfectly sure I have none,
Why, I do it again and again.’

‘You are old,’ said the youth, ‘as I mentioned before,
And have grown most uncommonly fat;
Yet you turned a back-somersault in at the door -
Pray, what is the reason of that?’

‘In my youth,’ said the sage, as he shook his grey locks,
‘I kept all my limbs very supple
By the use of this ointment - one shilling the box -
Allow me to sell you a couple?’

‘You are old,’ said the youth, ‘and your jaws are too weak
For anything tougher than suet;
Yet you finished the goose, with the bones and the beak -
Pray how did you manage to do it?’

‘In my youth,’ said his grandpa, ‘I took to the law,
And argued each case with my wife;
And the muscular strength, which it gave to my jaw,
Has lasted the rest of my life.’

‘You are old,’ said the youth, ‘one would hardly suppose
That your eye was as steady as ever;
Yet you balanced an eel on the end of your nose -
What made you so awfully clever?’

‘I have answered three questions, and that is enough,’
Said his grandpa; ‘don’t give yourself airs!
Do you think I can listen all day to such stuff?
Be off, or I’ll kick you down stairs!’

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The Senatu philosophy: every JKA player is essentially a baboon who likes to hit stuff .
-Senatu brother to Buster and Dracolich.
-Proud owner of Draco's 50th, 99th, Degor's 500th and Maher's 3519th comment!
-Proud owner of the last word in the everlasting conversations with Maher.


This comment was edited by DJ Sith on Mar 26 2010 05:04pm.


Apr 24 2006 10:41am

Setementor
 - Jedi Master
 Setementor

It starts at 6pm GMT and 7pm BST. Make sure that the timezone on your profile is set to GMT +2 or whatever your timezone is. Just remember that the site is already in daylight savings at the moment, so by default everything shows in GMT +1.

This comment was edited by Setementor on Apr 24 2006 10:53am.

Apr 24 2006 09:45am

Pedewen
 - Student
 Pedewen

heh.. i have no idea why they kicked us out, guess they were afraid to loose :P
But i hope we can try again some other time. Thx for the chat
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"Join the Academy, meet interesting people, kill them"
+unofficial Limana's Pedewen


Apr 20 2006 09:43pm

3th
 - Retired
 3th

i had to change the time and day of my class. my apologies.
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this is the internet, be serious damn it!

Apr 19 2006 06:50pm

Setementor
 - Jedi Master
 Setementor

If you were trying to tell me on IRC that my class should have started 30 minutes ago, I'm afraid you are incorrect. My class is not for 1 hour and 30 minutes yet.

Apr 19 2006 08:56am

#Elmo
 - Student
 #Elmo

heh ya im a bit inactive recently cause simply i don't have time for comp and if i do i m playing some more interesting games :P
but ill try to enter JA servers more often;)
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0u+ 0f 5!6n4+ur35 =)

Apr 18 2006 03:27pm

Majno
 - Padawan
 Majno

Hey.
May I venture a guess, you've gotten that logo from Dane's pic yes?.
If you want, just Email me pics with intructions and I'll make an Av for you.:)
See you around, take care.

Majno...
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" You've just taken your first steps into a larger world. " - Ben.

Apr 17 2006 04:19pm

Dan
 - Student

lol you looney :P
I don't mind etc
catch me on msn sometime!

Apr 15 2006 01:44pm

Dash Starlight
 - Jedi Instructor
 Dash Starlight

Thats okay, I had the same problem. WP went offline and we all got the boot :P
It was my pleasure helping you :) Cya around at the servers!
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The name is Bond. James Bond.

Apr 09 2006 11:13pm

Siren_Mintaka
 - Student
 Siren_Mintaka

Hey Maher, nice to meet you yesterday, and home to chat soon.
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Former padawan of RoseRed, and cofounder of the Wii! Triumvirate! Quote:
In the words of Old Ben, "Not as retarded or as stupid as a public, but an elegant community for a more civilized age." - Jedi_Pimp


Apr 05 2006 10:11pm

Rosie
 - Student
 Rosie

Hiya, nice meeting you today and yesterday:D

Apr 01 2006 09:51am

#Elmo
 - Student
 #Elmo

:D
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0u+ 0f 5!6n4+ur35 =)

Mar 31 2006 12:35pm

#Elmo
 - Student
 #Elmo

that's my job ;)
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0u+ 0f 5!6n4+ur35 =)

Mar 31 2006 07:12am

Dathomir
 - Student

Hi!
Sorry, but i've played with World of Warcraft for a week:P

Mar 31 2006 12:27am

Acey Spadey
 - Student
 Acey Spadey

welcome to the academy. I kinda saw your post within the looking for a master thread and by what you typed I can see that you will go far and make heaps of friends. if ever you have any question feel free to bug me in IRC or on my profile and I'll help anyway I can.
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.Lag Bro to Xanatos. Adopted Twin to Bubu. Big-Brother to SmilyKrazy ---- JATSRAD Guru, JASE Member, JA SP Mod Staff ---- The Order of the Stick -- Big thanks to Mango for my avatar -- Quote:
Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
Quote:
(Random hella old quote) <Fizz of Belouve> .. in sovjet russia, cereals spit at YOU!
Quote:
whats the point of growing up, if your not allowed to act childish!
Padawan - Henkes


Mar 21 2006 10:28pm

#Elmo
 - Student
 #Elmo

Welcomeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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0u+ 0f 5!6n4+ur35 =)

Mar 06 2006 03:20pm

Yuken Zalak
 - Student
 Yuken Zalak

Hewwo thewe!
How´s it going mate?
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Yay Piccolo´s 777th post, [Yay Damien´s 250th post, [OMG LADY´s 800 POSTAH!!![Lady´s 888 post... YAY!!!


Feb 25 2006 08:35pm

Setementor
 - Jedi Master
 Setementor

Try reading this from Lucasarts' Technical Support forum. :)

Feb 20 2006 08:55pm

Cossyc
 - Student
 Cossyc

Yello, Pela,

Indeed, awesome duels we had. Hopefully we meet more in the near future.:)

Take care,

Cos
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When Chuck Norris is late, time better slows the **** down.

If you want to make God laugh... just tell Him about your plans.


Feb 20 2006 08:35pm

Majno
 - Padawan
 Majno

Hey.
Why thank you, likewise my friend.:)
See you around the servs, take care.

Majno...
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" You've just taken your first steps into a larger world. " - Ben.

Feb 19 2006 11:04pm

Maher
 - Jedi Knight
 Maher

Thanks Guys:D
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Still here | My Lightsaber

Sep 04 2005 04:14pm

Stig
 - Student
 Stig

:alliance::empire:Welcome to the Academy!!!:empire::alliance:
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Proud Padawan of Setementor
-Saber good, Pistol Bad-
Owner of DarthMike's 200th Comment, My paddy brother Grycen's 100th Comment, Raydoe_Mintaka's 347th Comment, TheDestroyer's 615th Comment, Jedifire_Mintaka's 66th Comment and My cool master Setementor's 7500th Comment!!! (Offer me more everybody!!!)


Sep 04 2005 12:35pm

Eica
 - Student
 Eica

Welcome :)
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Former padawan of RoseRed

Sep 04 2005 08:20am

Echuu
 - Student
 Echuu

Welcome to the JA

-Echuu-
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KV Mechelen

Proud owner of: Kauyon's 101th, Akkarin's 100th, Piccolo's 30th, Wicek's 1400th , Mindrith's 1500th, Sednox' 1935th Comment


Sep 04 2005 02:03am

Pink_Mintaka
 - Student
 Pink_Mintaka

Welcome to the JA:) hope you enjoy your stay. if you have a question feel free to ask me;)

Sep 03 2005 11:17pm

Setementor
 - Jedi Master
 Setementor

Welcome to the JA. If you need to know anything, feel free to drop me a line. ;)

Have fun!

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