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Lounge Of Maher Senatu (Adult stuff!) -Odan-Wei Belouve - Feb 11 04:39pm
I don't know if this is a bit selfish, but I thought to write this article just about myself OR maybe, others just doesn't have balls to write about theirselves... etc

Everybody might know me as inventor of finglish, maherism ideology, and friend of the purple bunnies. The Otherside might know me as sarcastic, short tempered and sophist guy.

But nobody knows that I joined JA.net at year 2005 due to JA.net was the last place where I wanted to join in JK2, JKA world. Simply because I loved to mess around with clans and other smaller groups as a decent twisted teenager should mess around with things.

Yes, I'm kind of veteran player on JK2 and JKA timeline, whohoo, yippie, I feel good and all that jazz. However before my times at JA.net, I was very arrogant and I was having "I know everything" attitude. It actually is quite funny how I felt pro at the past and for now, when I'm still here, after 5 years, I'm feeling like I still know nothing about JKA or anything.

Anyway back to the subject. What made my mind to join JA.net then ?

Again answer is very simply, Yuken Zalak. Against all odds and the sum of my mess as unbelievable as the story can be, Yuken made me to join in JA.net. By that time, I did hear stories from JA.net and at that time the exact description of JA.net was "JA.net is for nerds, arrogant egoists and stupid people who can't think with their own brains".

Ofcourse I bought it all and I decided to discover around a bit. Well yeah, first impression was exactly as the description said and I vanished immediately. I even remember that I was very-pissed-off due to I wasn't able to remove my account, which was registered with false name Pela Aladan(Who was my padawan at JK2 but that's whole another story). So yeah good old Maher was back at JKA clan world again "permanently".

Until...

2005 was still the magical year when I started my drinking habbit and due to some wonderful occasion, I thought to go and mess around a bit on classes server, if I remember correctly, at Janus class. Not sure if It was the staff class or strafe jumping class or did Janus cover some 3th's class, Setementor's class, but still It was Janus, who was teaching some class.

However I remember clearly how impressed I was by Janus. The Whole class system, how you needed to type "*raises hand*" before you were given a permission to speak, the teachings and how the teacher handled everybody on his class. I got my first gamegasms!

and right at the hangover day, I wanted to know more...

Nowadays, at this point, I have met a lot of great people, I don't even dare to name them all because for sure I'll forget somebody and most certainly I haven't forgotten him/her for real.

Kudos to great people of JA.net I have learnt a much of everything as for example how to be humble and how to get laid!

Thank you http://www.thejediacademy.net!

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Mar 29 2010 01:04am

SaZ
 - Student
 SaZ

a drunk teenager becomes a drunk jedi.
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Mar 28 2010 10:11am

Degor
 - Padawan
 Degor

They could make a movie out of maher's life: Cocky, drunken teenager becomes wise jedi! The next part in the epic SW saga.
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Feb 18 2010 12:03am

Maher
 - Jedi Knight
 Maher

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Nobody taught me how to get laid at TJA


Maher should host a class on that, tbh.


If I know Maher, the class would probably involve lots of Fingish and Wiskey. Are you sure you want that to be a part of the academy :o ?


Observation! Finglish and Whiskey are missing an important factor! and that's H!

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and L!

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HL, LH... Land of Heights, Love Horatius, Hack The Leech... It can be everything... nah, you can't be that wise you actually suggesting me to drink something cheap...

So I just drink my tea!
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Still here | My Lightsaber

This comment was edited by Maher on Feb 18 2010 12:07am.

Feb 17 2010 10:23pm

Elessar
 - Student
 Elessar

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Nobody taught me how to get laid at TJA


Maher should host a class on that, tbh.


If I know Maher, the class would probably involve lots of Fingish and Wiskey. Are you sure you want that to be a part of the academy :o ?
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The Senatu philosophy: every JKA player is essentially a baboon who likes to hit stuff .
-Senatu brother to Buster and Dracolich.
-Proud owner of Draco's 50th, 99th, Degor's 500th and Maher's 3519th comment!
-Proud owner of the last word in the everlasting conversations with Maher.


Feb 17 2010 05:24am

Cloud Senatu
 - Student
 Cloud Senatu

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Nobody taught me how to get laid at TJA

Maher should host a class on that, tbh.


Feb 16 2010 04:15pm

Dash Starlight
 - Jedi Instructor
 Dash Starlight

Yeah, nice story Maher, good job. :)

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Nobody taught me how to get laid at TJA

Maher should host a class on that, tbh.
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Feb 15 2010 10:41pm

Cloud Senatu
 - Student
 Cloud Senatu

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I don't see how anything has changed...:confused:


Haha, Elessar... he's not that cocky anymore.

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The student surpassed his master, for he had no need for his instructions... ;)


Oooh, completely owned!

Feb 15 2010 06:15pm

Elessar
 - Student
 Elessar

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once upon a time you were a cocky young man

I don't see how anything has changed...:confused:

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Nobody taught me how to get laid at TJA

The student surpassed his master, for he had no need for his instructions... ;)

Nice article Maher!


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The Senatu philosophy: every JKA player is essentially a baboon who likes to hit stuff .
-Senatu brother to Buster and Dracolich.
-Proud owner of Draco's 50th, 99th, Degor's 500th and Maher's 3519th comment!
-Proud owner of the last word in the everlasting conversations with Maher.


Feb 15 2010 07:34am

Maher
 - Jedi Knight
 Maher

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Nobody taught me how to get laid at TJA


:D
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Still here | My Lightsaber

Feb 15 2010 05:54am

Cloud Senatu
 - Student
 Cloud Senatu

This is rather nice to see, Maher :) I'm glad to see you weren't always the way you are now. That once upon a time you were a cocky young man.. hehe it makes you seem even better now, because of how you've gone from being a cocky kid to a very wise adult.

Good transition :)

Feb 12 2010 04:54pm

Laziana
 - Jedi Instructor
 Laziana

Nobody taught me how to get laid at TJA :(

Now seriously: a very personal article Maher, thanks for sharing your feelings.
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