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Ulic Belouve - Student  |
OK, so I've always found this topic interesting, and really never bring it up, but I have no shred of repect left with you guys anyways. 
So, the urinals...generally, one never stands NEXT to another guy in a urinal, even if it means waiting and leaving half of the urinals open. so it looks like this: XOXOXOX With the X's being the guys. Now, one NEVER sets it up like this: XOXOOXO because you leave a person waiting...and 4 out of the three can't be used at all. And you NEVER, NEVER pull in next to someone. That person is looked down upon, and you just get out of the bathroom ASAP. So, does anyone else notice this, or is it just me? Any other contibutions to the urinal etiquette? Post any comments. And remember, if you shake it more than twice, you're playing with yourself. _______________ Jedi do not fight for peace. That's only a slogan, and is as misleading as slogans always are. Jedi fight for civilization, because only civilization creates peace. |
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NofrikinfuN - Retired 
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That was... lol |
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Ulic Belouve - Student 
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Agggghhhhhh.....
Death by laughter.... It took me 5 min to type this....send help....please...I'm going to snort my lungs out my nose.... _______________ Jedi do not fight for peace. That's only a slogan, and is as misleading as slogans always are. Jedi fight for civilization, because only civilization creates peace. |
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Rampage - Student 
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w00t |
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doobie - Jedi Council 
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http://www.icbe.org/
it seems as though someone's figured this stuff out for us  _______________ -Academy Leader/Dictator/Defeater of DJ Sith and JACen Solo in the JAK+ Tournament -I do think it (the JA) will help convert dozens, maybe hundreds, to the dork nation... --me |
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Flamori Athena - Student 
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I did...once.
Another thing to try out is giving each guy a small plastic bottle for a urine sample and sending them into different cubicles side by side. By the end of it all, the average guy will be laughing so hard he won't be able to get up and there will be piss everywhere but the inside of the bottle. Try it...it's damn funny.  _______________ «±» 21st on the Midbie Council, Profile ID: 2027 «±» True wisdom is the knowledge that you know nothing. |
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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Speaking of defication, does anyone read whilst doing "target practice with the Tidy-Bowl Man"? I never did 'til recently. Just curious...
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Jacen Aratan - Student |
How can it be that a man taking a dump takes at LEAST 15 minuts, when a women takes 5? Doesn't they know how to relax? It should be enjoyed to have the opportunity to take a dump without rushing.
I you will excuse me, I'll go to the bathroom now... |
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Fizz of Belouve - Student 
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hehe u gotta try it _is_ funny _______________ One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04 "Renfield, you idiot!" |
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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lol...that reminds me of the scene in the 1st Austin Powers movie. Funny stuff!
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Fizz of Belouve - Student
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did ya ever crap in a group ? its hell fun to talk about something whilse everybody is squeezing out.... _______________ One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04 "Renfield, you idiot!" |
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Bubu - Hubbub 
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rofl... where is this discussion going, i wonder... _______________ make install -not war |
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Flamori Athena - Student 
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lol
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Battlin' Billy - Student
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lol...they're the ones eating all the chili dogs!
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Ulic Belouve - Student
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Ah yes...
It's alwasy the anal retentive ones who have a lot of toilet issues, and become the leaders of such things as a Jedi Academy. Makes sense. And then there are the anal expulsive type, and we ALL know who THEY are... _______________ Jedi do not fight for peace. That's only a slogan, and is as misleading as slogans always are. Jedi fight for civilization, because only civilization creates peace. |
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Battlin' Billy - Student
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DJ, the seats with the cover and the water(or whatever else might be in there) is called a toilet.
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Fizz of Belouve - Student
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DJ u sit and relax ? so u take a dump ? shame on u, DJ ;p _______________ One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04 "Renfield, you idiot!" |
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DJ Sith - Jedi Council 
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No no no I don't pee on the couches you ninnys!  They're comfy! I sit on them and relax!
See now if have this mental image of a guy in Jedi robes snickering to himself while he gets inbetween 2 guys at the urinals. THANKS ULIC! _______________ My car is made of Nerf. This comment was edited by DJ Sith on Feb 28 2003 04:01am. |
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Flamori Athena - Student
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LOL Ulic ... _______________ «±» 21st on the Midbie Council, Profile ID: 2027 «±» True wisdom is the knowledge that you know nothing. |
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Ulic Belouve - Student 
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I really don't have any idea why we are discussing it. Really, I never knew if I was the only one who thought there was etiquette. Now we swirl into the mess (no pun intended) of trough etiquette and DJ substituting a couch for a urinal.
All in all this lasted longer than I thought, and pretty soon it will be impossible for me to keep a straight face when using urinals, and I'll think... Configuration F (Battlin Billy style): XOXOXXXOX And have a smirk when one shouldn't have a smirk. If I get my ass kicked, I'm comin' after you guys. _______________ Jedi do not fight for peace. That's only a slogan, and is as misleading as slogans always are. Jedi fight for civilization, because only civilization creates peace. |
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Battlin' Billy - Student
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So DJ, you're saying you pee on the cushy couches?
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DJ Sith - Jedi Council
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No mention of trough etiquitte? I know you folks have seen em at stadiums and junk. I tend to avoid those unless I REALLY gotta go. Otherwise I use the womens restroom. The ones at the university here have these comfy couches. _______________ My car is made of Nerf. |
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Fizz of Belouve - Student
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well, It's basically the same problem as with a bench at a park. if the bench is empty, and u decide to sit down, where do u sit ?
middle ? left, right ? probably you want to leave enough space for a qt girl to settle down next to you, but she shouldn't sit too far away again... that's really hard.... all in all.... _______________ One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04 "Renfield, you idiot!" |
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Battlin' Billy - Student
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I don't know Flamori, you'll have to ask Ulic.
Config H is how it is at Nassau Coluseum in between periods of an Isles game, or the public RRs at Penn Station when the 10:06 comes in from LI. btw-isn't mistral a woman? What the heck is she doing peeing in a urinal?
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Flamori Athena - Student
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Configuration A (Classic stance):
XOOOOOOOX Configuration B (Third party usage): XOOOXOOOX Configuration C (Urinal party): XOXOXOXOX Configuration D (Gay invasion; G for Gay): GGOOOOOOX Configuration E (Gay party): OOOGGGOOO Configuration F (Battlin Billy style): XOXOXXXOX Configuration G (Mistral style) : XXOOOOOOO Configuration H (Last resort method): XXXXXXXXX Would you mind telling me why the hell we are discussing this? _______________ «±» 21st on the Midbie Council, Profile ID: 2027 «±» True wisdom is the knowledge that you know nothing. |
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Kalheka - Student 
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LOL Yeah I read that Ulic. You know it stems from those guys being couped up in a lab and not able to get any girls. _______________ Death is only the beginning. |
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