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Nov 14 2025 11:23am

Ulic Belouve
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Ulic Belouve
OK, so I've always found this topic interesting, and really never bring it up, but I have no shred of repect left with you guys anyways. ;)

So, the urinals...generally, one never stands NEXT to another guy in a urinal, even if it means waiting and leaving half of the urinals open.

so it looks like this:

XOXOXOX

With the X's being the guys.

Now, one NEVER sets it up like this:
XOXOOXO

because you leave a person waiting...and 4 out of the three can't be used at all.

And you NEVER, NEVER pull in next to someone. That person is looked down upon, and you just get out of the bathroom ASAP.

So, does anyone else notice this, or is it just me? Any other contibutions to the urinal etiquette? Post any comments.

And remember, if you shake it more than twice, you're playing with yourself.
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Mar 01 2003 07:37am

Flamori Athena
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 Flamori Athena

lol

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Feb 28 2003 04:47pm

Battlin' Billy
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 Battlin' Billy

lol...they're the ones eating all the chili dogs!
:)

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Feb 28 2003 04:40pm

Ulic Belouve
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 Ulic Belouve

Ah yes...

It's alwasy the anal retentive ones who have a lot of toilet issues, and become the leaders of such things as a Jedi Academy. Makes sense.

And then there are the anal expulsive type, and we ALL know who THEY are...

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Feb 28 2003 12:07pm

Battlin' Billy
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 Battlin' Billy

DJ, the seats with the cover and the water(or whatever else might be in there) is called a toilet.;)

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Feb 28 2003 08:30am

Fizz of Belouve
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 Fizz of Belouve

DJ u sit and relax ? so u take a dump ? shame on u, DJ ;p
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Feb 28 2003 04:00am

DJ Sith
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 DJ Sith

No no no I don't pee on the couches you ninnys! :P They're comfy! I sit on them and relax!

See now if have this mental image of a guy in Jedi robes snickering to himself while he gets inbetween 2 guys at the urinals. THANKS ULIC! :P
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This comment was edited by DJ Sith on Feb 28 2003 04:01am.

Feb 28 2003 03:47am

Flamori Athena
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 Flamori Athena

LOL Ulic ... :D
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Feb 27 2003 09:38pm

Ulic Belouve
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 Ulic Belouve

I really don't have any idea why we are discussing it. Really, I never knew if I was the only one who thought there was etiquette. Now we swirl into the mess (no pun intended) of trough etiquette and DJ substituting a couch for a urinal.

All in all this lasted longer than I thought, and pretty soon it will be impossible for me to keep a straight face when using urinals, and I'll think...
Configuration F (Battlin Billy style):
XOXOXXXOX

And have a smirk when one shouldn't have a smirk. If I get my ass kicked, I'm comin' after you guys.
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Feb 27 2003 07:16pm

Battlin' Billy
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 Battlin' Billy

So DJ, you're saying you pee on the cushy couches?;)

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Feb 27 2003 02:53pm

DJ Sith
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 DJ Sith

No mention of trough etiquitte? I know you folks have seen em at stadiums and junk. I tend to avoid those unless I REALLY gotta go. Otherwise I use the womens restroom. The ones at the university here have these comfy couches.
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Feb 27 2003 01:32pm

Fizz of Belouve
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 Fizz of Belouve

well, It's basically the same problem as with a bench at a park. if the bench is empty, and u decide to sit down, where do u sit ?
middle ? left, right ? probably you want to leave enough space for a qt girl to settle down next to you, but she shouldn't sit too far away again... that's really hard.... all in all....

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Feb 27 2003 11:57am

Battlin' Billy
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 Battlin' Billy

I don't know Flamori, you'll have to ask Ulic.

Config H is how it is at Nassau Coluseum in between periods of an Isles game, or the public RRs at Penn Station when the 10:06 comes in from LI.

btw-isn't mistral a woman? What the heck is she doing peeing in a urinal?:D

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Feb 27 2003 04:53am

Flamori Athena
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 Flamori Athena

Configuration A (Classic stance):
XOOOOOOOX

Configuration B (Third party usage):
XOOOXOOOX

Configuration C (Urinal party):
XOXOXOXOX

Configuration D (Gay invasion; G for Gay):
GGOOOOOOX

Configuration E (Gay party):
OOOGGGOOO

Configuration F (Battlin Billy style):
XOXOXXXOX

Configuration G (Mistral style) :
XXOOOOOOO

Configuration H (Last resort method):
XXXXXXXXX

Would you mind telling me why the hell we are discussing this?

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Feb 26 2003 03:58pm

Kalheka
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 Kalheka

LOL Yeah I read that Ulic. You know it stems from those guys being couped up in a lab and not able to get any girls. :D
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Feb 26 2003 03:02pm

Mune
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 Mune

Lol... happy now?:P I really should start choosing my words a lot more carefully...;)
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Feb 26 2003 02:31pm

TiTo (inactive)
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 TiTo (inactive)

The word "SCREW" isn't the one that comes to mind when I go to a urinal... Hmmm.

j/k:D
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Feb 26 2003 02:29pm

Mune
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 Mune

If I see the XOXOXOX arrangement, the words FORGET IT! USE A STALL suddenly flash through my head...;)
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Feb 26 2003 11:45am

Battlin' Billy
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 Battlin' Billy

If I gotta go, and the arrangement is:
XOXOXOX
I just zip right in between. When nature calls, I answer the call!

Just remember this:
You can shake and you can dance,
But that last drop will run down your pants!
:)

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Feb 26 2003 09:37am

Ulic Belouve
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 Ulic Belouve

That little game is nice. Unfortunately, with all this discussion, I have to keep a straight face when I USE the urinals now.

And as for what I use my security clearance for, well, you should read another of my posts for that:
http://academy.jediknightii.net/forums_detail_page.php?f_id=869

Should be amusing.
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Feb 26 2003 08:22am

TiTo (inactive)
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 TiTo (inactive)

U r cool if understand this:


Jeg bor på et pissoire:D
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Feb 26 2003 05:19am

Kalheka
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 Kalheka

So Ulic, this is what you've done with your security clearance eh? :D

ROFLMAO!
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Feb 26 2003 02:47am

Ash
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 Ash

yes you did bubu. a few times actually. is that going to stop me..........


no

:D

and yes i actually screamed that phrase at some one who was using a urinal at a very busy restroom. priceless.
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Feb 26 2003 02:42am

Bubu
 - Hubbub
 Bubu

http://clevermedia.com/ftp/pub/download/urinalgame.exe

enjoy ;)

btw, ash did i mention you were sick? :P
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Feb 25 2003 11:43pm

Ash
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 Ash

i smell blood in your urine
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Feb 25 2003 11:24pm

Mistral
 - Ex-Student
 Mistral

So XXOOOOO is wrong?

That explains the looks I've been getting:eek:
I think I'll use the ladies from now on, it's more fragrant.

Also, I'm shaking it more than twice right now!
:P
Or am I?
Who knows?:D

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