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Nov 14 2025 12:56pm

Ulic Belouve
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Ulic Belouve
OK, so I've always found this topic interesting, and really never bring it up, but I have no shred of repect left with you guys anyways. ;)

So, the urinals...generally, one never stands NEXT to another guy in a urinal, even if it means waiting and leaving half of the urinals open.

so it looks like this:

XOXOXOX

With the X's being the guys.

Now, one NEVER sets it up like this:
XOXOOXO

because you leave a person waiting...and 4 out of the three can't be used at all.

And you NEVER, NEVER pull in next to someone. That person is looked down upon, and you just get out of the bathroom ASAP.

So, does anyone else notice this, or is it just me? Any other contibutions to the urinal etiquette? Post any comments.

And remember, if you shake it more than twice, you're playing with yourself.
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Mar 06 2003 02:34am

NofrikinfuN
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 NofrikinfuN

That was... lol

Mar 05 2003 09:53pm

Ulic Belouve
 - Student
 Ulic Belouve

Agggghhhhhh.....
Death by laughter....



It took me 5 min to type this....send help....please...I'm going to snort my lungs out my nose....

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Jedi do not fight for peace. That's only a slogan, and is as misleading as slogans always are. Jedi fight for civilization, because only civilization creates peace.

Mar 05 2003 12:13pm

Rampage
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 Rampage

w00t

Mar 05 2003 11:53am

doobie
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 doobie

http://www.icbe.org/

it seems as though someone's figured this stuff out for us :)
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Mar 05 2003 03:25am

Flamori Athena
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 Flamori Athena

I did...once.

Another thing to try out is giving each guy a small plastic bottle for a urine sample and sending them into different cubicles side by side.

By the end of it all, the average guy will be laughing so hard he won't be able to get up and there will be piss everywhere but the inside of the bottle.

Try it...it's damn funny.
:D
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Mar 04 2003 02:37pm

Battlin' Billy
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 Battlin' Billy

Speaking of defication, does anyone read whilst doing "target practice with the Tidy-Bowl Man"? I never did 'til recently. Just curious...
:)

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Mar 04 2003 07:43am

Jacen Aratan
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How can it be that a man taking a dump takes at LEAST 15 minuts, when a women takes 5? Doesn't they know how to relax? It should be enjoyed to have the opportunity to take a dump without rushing.

I you will excuse me, I'll go to the bathroom now...

Mar 03 2003 02:08pm

Fizz of Belouve
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 Fizz of Belouve

hehe u gotta try it _is_ funny ;)
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Mar 03 2003 01:20pm

Battlin' Billy
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 Battlin' Billy

lol...that reminds me of the scene in the 1st Austin Powers movie. Funny stuff!:D

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Mar 03 2003 11:40am

Fizz of Belouve
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 Fizz of Belouve

did ya ever crap in a group ? its hell fun to talk about something whilse everybody is squeezing out.... ;)
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Mar 03 2003 08:58am

Bubu
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 Bubu

rofl... where is this discussion going, i wonder... :D
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Mar 01 2003 07:37am

Flamori Athena
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 Flamori Athena

lol

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Feb 28 2003 04:47pm

Battlin' Billy
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 Battlin' Billy

lol...they're the ones eating all the chili dogs!
:)

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Feb 28 2003 04:40pm

Ulic Belouve
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 Ulic Belouve

Ah yes...

It's alwasy the anal retentive ones who have a lot of toilet issues, and become the leaders of such things as a Jedi Academy. Makes sense.

And then there are the anal expulsive type, and we ALL know who THEY are...

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Feb 28 2003 12:07pm

Battlin' Billy
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 Battlin' Billy

DJ, the seats with the cover and the water(or whatever else might be in there) is called a toilet.;)

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Feb 28 2003 08:30am

Fizz of Belouve
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 Fizz of Belouve

DJ u sit and relax ? so u take a dump ? shame on u, DJ ;p
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Feb 28 2003 04:00am

DJ Sith
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 DJ Sith

No no no I don't pee on the couches you ninnys! :P They're comfy! I sit on them and relax!

See now if have this mental image of a guy in Jedi robes snickering to himself while he gets inbetween 2 guys at the urinals. THANKS ULIC! :P
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This comment was edited by DJ Sith on Feb 28 2003 04:01am.

Feb 28 2003 03:47am

Flamori Athena
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 Flamori Athena

LOL Ulic ... :D
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Feb 27 2003 09:38pm

Ulic Belouve
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 Ulic Belouve

I really don't have any idea why we are discussing it. Really, I never knew if I was the only one who thought there was etiquette. Now we swirl into the mess (no pun intended) of trough etiquette and DJ substituting a couch for a urinal.

All in all this lasted longer than I thought, and pretty soon it will be impossible for me to keep a straight face when using urinals, and I'll think...
Configuration F (Battlin Billy style):
XOXOXXXOX

And have a smirk when one shouldn't have a smirk. If I get my ass kicked, I'm comin' after you guys.
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Feb 27 2003 07:16pm

Battlin' Billy
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 Battlin' Billy

So DJ, you're saying you pee on the cushy couches?;)

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Feb 27 2003 02:53pm

DJ Sith
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 DJ Sith

No mention of trough etiquitte? I know you folks have seen em at stadiums and junk. I tend to avoid those unless I REALLY gotta go. Otherwise I use the womens restroom. The ones at the university here have these comfy couches.
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Feb 27 2003 01:32pm

Fizz of Belouve
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 Fizz of Belouve

well, It's basically the same problem as with a bench at a park. if the bench is empty, and u decide to sit down, where do u sit ?
middle ? left, right ? probably you want to leave enough space for a qt girl to settle down next to you, but she shouldn't sit too far away again... that's really hard.... all in all....

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Feb 27 2003 11:57am

Battlin' Billy
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 Battlin' Billy

I don't know Flamori, you'll have to ask Ulic.

Config H is how it is at Nassau Coluseum in between periods of an Isles game, or the public RRs at Penn Station when the 10:06 comes in from LI.

btw-isn't mistral a woman? What the heck is she doing peeing in a urinal?:D

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Feb 27 2003 04:53am

Flamori Athena
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 Flamori Athena

Configuration A (Classic stance):
XOOOOOOOX

Configuration B (Third party usage):
XOOOXOOOX

Configuration C (Urinal party):
XOXOXOXOX

Configuration D (Gay invasion; G for Gay):
GGOOOOOOX

Configuration E (Gay party):
OOOGGGOOO

Configuration F (Battlin Billy style):
XOXOXXXOX

Configuration G (Mistral style) :
XXOOOOOOO

Configuration H (Last resort method):
XXXXXXXXX

Would you mind telling me why the hell we are discussing this?

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Feb 26 2003 03:58pm

Kalheka
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 Kalheka

LOL Yeah I read that Ulic. You know it stems from those guys being couped up in a lab and not able to get any girls. :D
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