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You know you're SCREWED when...
Sep 07 2004 04:51am

Lian Del Rey
 - Student
Lian Del Rey
You know you're screwed when...
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slorp

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Jan 04 2005 01:45pm

thewind
 - Student

when playing final fantasy VIII for the 3rd time with great confidence, and so not saving a single time for 5 hours and then dies. Of course, my obsessive wouldn't let me just leave it at that. Now i have to do it all over again...

Jan 04 2005 09:23am

.
 - Ex-Student

:empire:When your midway through Halfelife2 when your computer gets a terrible virus and you have to reformat thus in return starting the whole friggin thing over (sigh).
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4/20/2005----Left the academy because I did'nt feel welcomed.

Jan 03 2005 11:21pm

Lian Del Rey
 - Student
 Lian Del Rey

omg liezzzzzzzzz
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slorp

Jan 03 2005 10:18pm

Phantom
 - Student
 Phantom

The only system better than Xbox is Xbox 2 :P
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-Phantom
Ex-Master to Threat.
Proud owner of Sazabi's 1500th comment! And Threats 50th comment
"Insanity: a perfect rational adjustment to an insane world"


Jan 03 2005 09:54pm

Rosie
 - Student
 Rosie

Quote:
HEY!!!!!!! :P (xbox rules)


NUH UH!

Dec 30 2004 09:34pm

Mic Den Octela
 - Student
 Mic Den Octela

second one down .. the xbox one....one word

HEY!!!!!!! :P (xbox rules)
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-Padawan of Virtue -Brother of Menaxia, *|irael, Krynn Adept, Majno, Ris Win Juljul, DaMi3N, Beowulf, Dash Starlight, Carrock and Yuken Zalak Bartender at Munes bar. Sir Mic of Nippledom! Proudly beating Wang, since '07. (Crackdown)

Dec 30 2004 04:53am

Lian Del Rey
 - Student
 Lian Del Rey

...When you're in a duel with JavaGuy, and you need to poop. Bad.

...When you turn on your game console, and "Xbox" appears.

...When you start up your computer and "Linux" shows up.

...When you drop your pants for a physical and the doctor smiles.

...You have a terrible diharrea problem and you're getting your teeth cleaned at the dentist's.

...You get your teeth pulled out for braces and when you go to the orthodontist he laughs nervously.

...When your husband finally understands fashion, but he's a cross-dresser, and he looks better than YOU!

...When you get pwned by a n00b in JK3.
...but you find out it's JK2!
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slorp

Dec 30 2004 04:14am

Apologetic
 - Student
 Apologetic

...you feel a tingling sensation 3 feet bellow your head
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Love GOD and jesus as they love u:)
[move]We defend the peace and help the helpless we r the mandilorian jedi troops![/move]


Dec 28 2004 09:14pm

Jake Kainite
 - Student
 Jake Kainite

...you're with a group of mates getting chased by a bear and you run the slowest.

...the guy you used to 'play wrestle' with as a kid announces that "it wasn't just for fun" and winks at you

...someone makes a joke and you laugh louder than anyone else, then realise the joke was aimed at your penis size

...the one time your mum bursts in whilst your masturbating is the one time a load of homosexual popups appear

...someone throws something brown and smelly on your face and you laugh, only then asking yourself "hang on, theres no peanut butter or mud in this nightclub..."



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Apprenctice of Jedi Master Ascari (deceased)
Descended from a line of great Jedi
Will argue any point of view from any side :D


Dec 28 2004 08:44pm

Rosie
 - Student
 Rosie

Hahahaha I know that one!

Dec 28 2004 06:44pm

Smilykrazy
 - Retired
 Smilykrazy

Quote:
When you have held in your poop for 2 days and your bathrooms broken and you need to use a public bathroom... *shakes* gross.


:eek: ewwwwwwwwwww!
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RIP MOM 06/29/58-07/31/08 Married to Koyi Donita 4/30/11

Dec 28 2004 12:26pm

Phantom
 - Student
 Phantom

When you have held in your poop for 2 days and your bathrooms broken and you need to use a public bathroom... *shakes* gross.
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-Phantom
Ex-Master to Threat.
Proud owner of Sazabi's 1500th comment! And Threats 50th comment
"Insanity: a perfect rational adjustment to an insane world"


Dec 28 2004 07:39am

Smilykrazy
 - Retired
 Smilykrazy

when you have to piddle really really realld bad and the bathroom is still a mile away. :D
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RIP MOM 06/29/58-07/31/08 Married to Koyi Donita 4/30/11

Dec 27 2004 11:33pm

JrVicks
 - Student

You know when your screwed when you call out the wrong name in bed
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Some say the glass is half empty, others say the glass is half full. I say, Are you ganna drink that?

This comment was edited by JrVicks on Dec 27 2004 11:35pm.

Dec 27 2004 12:02am

Raider
 - Student
 Raider

When you hear "BIBIBIBIBIBIBIBIBIB"

-cs ^^
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Artificial intelligence beats natural stupidity.

Dec 26 2004 06:55pm

Silencio
 - Student
 Silencio

Quote:
You know your screwed when you are woken up on the first day of bootcamp.


Worst feeling ever!:eek:
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Second-in-command of the mighty FiZZsters


Dec 26 2004 01:35am

Mic Den Octela
 - Student
 Mic Den Octela

...when a girl you know goes around talking about certain parts of your anatomy and your girlfriend hears her :( ....
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-Padawan of Virtue -Brother of Menaxia, *|irael, Krynn Adept, Majno, Ris Win Juljul, DaMi3N, Beowulf, Dash Starlight, Carrock and Yuken Zalak Bartender at Munes bar. Sir Mic of Nippledom! Proudly beating Wang, since '07. (Crackdown)

This comment was edited by Mic Den Octela on Dec 26 2004 01:37am.

Dec 25 2004 03:07am

Apologetic
 - Student
 Apologetic

...you say "That was some good pie" and someone says "That wasn't no pie..."

...you here your friend say "No there is no bear outside the tent...OH SHI*!!!"
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Love GOD and jesus as they love u:)
[move]We defend the peace and help the helpless we r the mandilorian jedi troops![/move]


Dec 24 2004 11:04pm

Rosie
 - Student
 Rosie

....When your Dad finally lets you drive their car alone, it gets stolen while you're shopping.

(didn't happen to me, but today was the first time my Dad let me drive his car;))

Dec 24 2004 03:41pm

thewind
 - Student

...when an athiest says "oh...God!!"

...when a member of the bomb squad is running away

...when your girlfriend's father turned out to be your teacher, and you previously have sniped him with a wet paper towel from 3rd floor.

Dec 22 2004 08:54pm

solitude
 - Jedi Council
 solitude

rofl, i know the feeling ;)
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Joined 16 October 2004 | Retired 10 April 2005 | Returned 05 June 2008 | Made Staff 27 June 2008 | Made Council 18 January 2009
Padawan To Odan-Wei Belouve | Adopted into the Belouve family | Twin to xAnAtOs | Owner of the 4th Quesi sexy badge :D Brother To Roan Belouve, Nomad, Majno, Silkmonkey, Kensei and Jarhok Belouve
Owner Of Virtue's 1000th profile comment, Mr. Doobie's 1000th profile comment, Gradius' 2500th comment, xAnAtOs' 2500th comment, Rosered's 1500th comment, Laziana's 900th comment, Scythus' 500th comment and Echuu's 100th comment


Dec 22 2004 08:47pm

Smilykrazy
 - Retired
 Smilykrazy

when you go to bed at 5am and have to wake up at 530am :D
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RIP MOM 06/29/58-07/31/08 Married to Koyi Donita 4/30/11

Dec 21 2004 06:12pm

Vaughn
 - Student
 Vaughn

kids... don't do drugs
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When you become an actor, you become the person, and you dont act anymore. You just are.
- Tyler HP, Taught by Mr G Simpson


Dec 20 2004 03:22pm

Mic Den Octela
 - Student
 Mic Den Octela

You know your screwed when your connected to a hydraulic ram by two choke chains on either.......arm........ and by several plugs in most of your frontal orificies wired up to the national grid. And to make matters worse theres a 60 ton, giant, postman eating, quala bear running havoc and most likely at full speed towards the opposite side of town as the hydraulic ram ;)

(Dreams are trippy)
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-Padawan of Virtue -Brother of Menaxia, *|irael, Krynn Adept, Majno, Ris Win Juljul, DaMi3N, Beowulf, Dash Starlight, Carrock and Yuken Zalak Bartender at Munes bar. Sir Mic of Nippledom! Proudly beating Wang, since '07. (Crackdown)

This comment was edited by Mic Den Octela on Dec 20 2004 03:50pm.

Dec 15 2004 05:48am

JrVicks
 - Student

You know your screwed when you are woken up on the first day of bootcamp.
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Some say the glass is half empty, others say the glass is half full. I say, Are you ganna drink that?

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