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Sep 07 2004 04:51am

Lian Del Rey
 - Student
Lian Del Rey
You know you're screwed when...
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slorp

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Feb 04 2005 05:01pm

The Dragon Reborn
 - Student
 The Dragon Reborn

Quote:
A tank diving the opposite way to you loses its brakes and heads towards you OR (halo2) you have no shield and there is an elite with a plasma sword :D:P


Elites with plasma swords are a pain, even with full shields. The ones with camoflauge are ok, just stand in door and look for glow of sword (which for some reason does not camoflauge) and they go down easy.
The ones with the elite energy shields are worst.
(References to original halo)
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Padawan to Solitude
"Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, and hate leads to... suffering" -Jedi Master Yoda

"I shall not fear. Fear is the mind killer. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will allow it to pass over me and through me, and when it has gone i will turn my inner eye to see its path. Where fear has gone there will be nothing. Only i will remain." -Bene Gesserit Litany, Dune


Feb 01 2005 06:35pm

tarpman
 - The Tarped Avenger
 tarpman

Aratan jumps on the server. :P
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Saving the world, one kilobyte at a time.

Jan 31 2005 04:03pm

Sared
 - Retired
 Sared

Leif jumps on the server. :D
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I'm crazy, not stupid.

Jan 30 2005 07:07am

Vaughn
 - Student
 Vaughn

when you hear the surgen say "oops"
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When you become an actor, you become the person, and you dont act anymore. You just are.
- Tyler HP, Taught by Mr G Simpson


Jan 22 2005 08:27pm

BlackPlague
 - Student
 BlackPlague

You know you're screwed when you realize the guy that just yelled "C4!!!" wasn't the guy calling the bingo numbers...
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Signed by me :/

Jan 22 2005 03:14pm

Phantom
 - Student
 Phantom

when someone else says: "it just got worse"
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-Phantom
Ex-Master to Threat.
Proud owner of Sazabi's 1500th comment! And Threats 50th comment
"Insanity: a perfect rational adjustment to an insane world"


Jan 22 2005 08:47am

Ashyr
 - Student
 Ashyr

...someone says: "It can't get worse"
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Top ten reasons to get a better computer...|My fan

Jan 21 2005 11:33am

Raziel Anjelis
 - Student
 Raziel Anjelis

A tank diving the opposite way to you loses its brakes and heads towards you OR (halo2) you have no shield and there is an elite with a plasma sword :D:P
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Proud owner of El Vee For's 200th Comment, and Wicek's 2600th comment :D DaMi3N's 400th, Trad Redav's 666th. :D

Jan 20 2005 04:13pm

Hardwired
 - Retired
 Hardwired

Quote:
when the postman gives you a big brown box and tell you, this came from sweeden...


Eh?

- HW
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::Nothing wrong with a little shooting.....as long as the right people get shot::

Jan 20 2005 03:46pm

Senor Hat
 - Student
 Senor Hat

when you find yourself in a bath full of ice with i nice big scar running down where your kidneys were
ugh
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I have beaten The Internet.
The end guy was hard.


This comment was edited by Senor Hat on Jan 20 2005 03:47pm.

Jan 20 2005 03:12pm

Phantom
 - Student
 Phantom

when some guy asks you when you know your screwed when.
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-Phantom
Ex-Master to Threat.
Proud owner of Sazabi's 1500th comment! And Threats 50th comment
"Insanity: a perfect rational adjustment to an insane world"


Jan 20 2005 12:55am

Jadan Sibelius
 - Student
 Jadan Sibelius

....when the doctor says to the nurse, "log on to surgery.com, scroll to the bottom and click on the button that says "Need Help?".
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Listen twice as much as you talk, and you will learn twice as much as you know.

This comment was edited by Jadan Sibelius on Jan 20 2005 12:56am.

Jan 13 2005 02:21pm

Thomasooo
 - Student
 Thomasooo

When you steal post no. 100 from everyone! :D
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In the navy and LOVING it! :D

Recipient of comment no. 1000 and heart-warming words from Ataris! :)


Jan 13 2005 02:02pm

Rosales
 - Student

when the postman gives you a big brown box and tell you, this came from sweeden...
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yo soy rosales

Jan 09 2005 06:45pm

tarpman
 - The Tarped Avenger
 tarpman

:eek: that's gotta suck...
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Saving the world, one kilobyte at a time.

Jan 08 2005 03:04pm

Lian Del Rey
 - Student
 Lian Del Rey

...when you finally do it with your wife, and the next day she buys you Viagra.
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slorp

Jan 08 2005 03:40am

Ashyr
 - Student
 Ashyr

...you wake up to a dog baring it's teeth.
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Top ten reasons to get a better computer...|My fan

Jan 08 2005 02:13am

tarpman
 - The Tarped Avenger
 tarpman

Quote:
...When you turn on your game console, and "Xbox" appears.

No, it's when you own a game console. End of story.

Quote:
...When you start up your computer and "Linux" shows up.

I'm sorry, but the correct word there is actually "Windows". No prize for you.
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Saving the world, one kilobyte at a time.

This comment was edited by tarpman on Jan 08 2005 02:14am.

Jan 08 2005 12:59am

JrVicks
 - Student

Quote:
Quote:
One night, I was lying in my bed, looking up at the stars and I said to myself: "Where the h*** is my ceiling?!


I think that one cannot be overlooked :D


Im guessing a skylight but i dont think they are see through
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Some say the glass is half empty, others say the glass is half full. I say, Are you ganna drink that?

Jan 07 2005 06:50am

ozzcoz
 - Cosplay Nerd
 ozzcoz

Quote:
One night, I was lying in my bed, looking up at the stars and I said to myself: "Where the h*** is my ceiling?!


I think that one cannot be overlooked :D
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A wizard did it.

Jan 06 2005 08:13pm

Squibit
 - Student
 Squibit

Quote:
when your lil bro lames on the JA servers and you get banned because they think its you


thats easy to solve, dont give him the passwords :P
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Quote:
fiZZe: its SIR Fizzy Fluffy :p

Quote:
FiZZ[JAK]: that was what I call a counter

Ah, things you only ever expect to hear once :)


Jan 04 2005 08:58pm

Lord Jaws
 - Student
 Lord Jaws

You got Burnout 3 totally finished all on gold, and you lol bro want to make a new profile, over your....:mad:
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One night, I was lying in my bed, looking up at the stars and I said to myself: "Where the h*** is my ceiling?!

Jan 04 2005 07:52pm

Phantom
 - Student
 Phantom

when your lil bro lames on the JA servers and you get banned because they think its you :(
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-Phantom
Ex-Master to Threat.
Proud owner of Sazabi's 1500th comment! And Threats 50th comment
"Insanity: a perfect rational adjustment to an insane world"


Jan 04 2005 05:22pm

solitude
 - Jedi Council
 solitude

Quote:
The only system better than Xbox is Xbox 2 :P


You're screwed when...

You bring up Micro$oft and comsoles up here :P

/me BURNS j00!!! :P

(quick, orion, delta EVERYONE flame the kiddie console lovers :P)
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Jan 04 2005 03:52pm

D@RtHM@UL
 - Student
 D@RtHM@UL

When you see Ex-Student next to your name :D

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