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Sep 07 2004 04:51am

Lian Del Rey
 - Student
Lian Del Rey
You know you're screwed when...
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slorp

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Mar 09 2005 03:18am

Phantom
 - Student
 Phantom

When you stand in the cold for 2 hours waiting for a bus that never showed up and you get frost bite on your hands and feet and its snowing!
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-Phantom
Ex-Master to Threat.
Proud owner of Sazabi's 1500th comment! And Threats 50th comment
"Insanity: a perfect rational adjustment to an insane world"


Mar 09 2005 03:08am

Lian Del Rey
 - Student
 Lian Del Rey

When you are a level 1 fighter and you are asked to make a saving throw against Infinite Sex Appeal Level 4
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slorp

Feb 16 2005 05:59am

Vaughn
 - Student
 Vaughn

You wake up one day, to see your face all over the internet
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When you become an actor, you become the person, and you dont act anymore. You just are.
- Tyler HP, Taught by Mr G Simpson


Feb 14 2005 11:13am

Acey Spadey
 - Student
 Acey Spadey

Lianiotte proclaims her undying love for you..


or is that just me
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.Lag Bro to Xanatos. Adopted Twin to Bubu. Big-Brother to SmilyKrazy ---- JATSRAD Guru, JASE Member, JA SP Mod Staff ---- The Order of the Stick -- Big thanks to Mango for my avatar -- Quote:
Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
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(Random hella old quote) <Fizz of Belouve> .. in sovjet russia, cereals spit at YOU!
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whats the point of growing up, if your not allowed to act childish!
Padawan - Henkes


Feb 14 2005 07:05am

A'Sharad Hett
 - Student
 A'Sharad Hett

... Jim Carrey hands you a glass of milk and you actually drink it. :O
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Viking in training.

Ray: Good evening... as a duly appointed representative of the city, county and state of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place or origin, or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension.
Venkman: That oughta do it. Thanks very much, Ray.


Feb 13 2005 05:15pm

Vasper Ba'xian
 - Student
 Vasper Ba'xian

The moment you realize your SO ugly, you can scare yourself when u walk in front of a mirror.:eek:
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Brother to: Tamal, Kavar, J.D.,Jermia, Devlin, Ulic, Xiabara, Seij,Tarron Mib,>>>ROCK ON:).My Spacescapes art page.My Everything Else art page. MY FAV. Jedi Are: Qui-Gon Jinn, Corran Horn, and Anakin Solo. Unofficial Master to Tamal. and Kavar. Founder of the Wuji Hundun Jian saber style. Proud owner of Tamal's 200th comment!//Proud owner of Refl3x's 300th comment!>>>Proud owner of Tyrant's 800th comment>>>Proud owner of Lucky's 170th comment>>>Proud owner of BDKawika's 444th comment>>>To except Existance is to except Reality.

Feb 09 2005 01:42am

Vaughn
 - Student
 Vaughn

lol... when you get sued for giving your neighbours cookies. that angers me so much...
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When you become an actor, you become the person, and you dont act anymore. You just are.
- Tyler HP, Taught by Mr G Simpson


Feb 08 2005 10:46pm

tarpman
 - The Tarped Avenger
 tarpman

When you open the door and it's you.
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Saving the world, one kilobyte at a time.

Feb 08 2005 03:19am

Phantom
 - Student
 Phantom

when its friday the 13th and your at Lake Crystal... any1 who saw Jason X movies understands...
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-Phantom
Ex-Master to Threat.
Proud owner of Sazabi's 1500th comment! And Threats 50th comment
"Insanity: a perfect rational adjustment to an insane world"


Feb 08 2005 01:06am

Cheta T. Must
 - Student
 Cheta T. Must

you eat an ipod shuffle

Feb 08 2005 12:05am

(Jedi)Obi-JK
 - Student
 (Jedi)Obi-JK

When you get sued for giving your neighbors cookies!
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Silent Bob (Kevin Smith): You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you.

-Steve (Obi)


Feb 07 2005 01:36pm

Jarhok Belouve
 - Student
 Jarhok Belouve

when the chimps eat the cookies...............
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-JARHOK BELOUVE-
Unofficial Paddy to the great Squibit Belouve and Solitudes snog machine! |||||||||||||||||||||||PRONOUNCED JARHOK TEH S3X3H by Alexander D'kana|||||||||||||||||||||||||
Loves Liso'sia! Uber new Belouve boy! My special people: Squibit Belouve,Roan Belouve,Bail Hope Belouve and of course the lovely Liso'sia!


Feb 07 2005 01:03pm

Seth C. Belouve
 - Student
 Seth C. Belouve

When you rooted for the Philidelphia Eagles in the Superbowl....

Thankfully I'm not one of those people...GO PATRIOTS....DYNASTY WOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO :P:D
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Look unto me for I possess the blue flag!! It is more beautiful then I ever imagined! You will now worship me as if I were a god! *smack, dies* I regret nothing, I lived as few men dared dream!!
Red Guy from Red Vs. Blue Series


Feb 07 2005 06:04am

manta
 - Student
 manta

Babies. Thousands of 'em. And did I mention these are ninja babies? FROM HELL?!?!?

Feb 07 2005 03:04am

Lian Del Rey
 - Student
 Lian Del Rey

...When somebody set you up the bomb.
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slorp

Feb 07 2005 12:36am

Raziel Anjelis
 - Student
 Raziel Anjelis

when u watch a tape and the phone rings seconds after...anyone who watched 'The Ring' will know what im on about

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Proud owner of El Vee For's 200th Comment, and Wicek's 2600th comment :D DaMi3N's 400th, Trad Redav's 666th. :D

Feb 06 2005 06:37pm

tarpman
 - The Tarped Avenger
 tarpman

When you had a great idea for something to post here, and then completely forgot it. :(
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Saving the world, one kilobyte at a time.

Feb 06 2005 05:02pm

Raziel Anjelis
 - Student
 Raziel Anjelis

you hear the words 'Heeeeeeeere's Johnny!!'.....enough said...:P
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Proud owner of El Vee For's 200th Comment, and Wicek's 2600th comment :D DaMi3N's 400th, Trad Redav's 666th. :D

This comment was edited by Raziel Anjelis on Feb 06 2005 05:03pm.

Feb 05 2005 08:56pm

Phantom
 - Student
 Phantom

When you wake up from a subway ride with a steak knife in your chest...
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-Phantom
Ex-Master to Threat.
Proud owner of Sazabi's 1500th comment! And Threats 50th comment
"Insanity: a perfect rational adjustment to an insane world"


Feb 05 2005 03:33pm

Raziel Anjelis
 - Student
 Raziel Anjelis

when you jump into shark-infested water while bleeding a bit....
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Proud owner of El Vee For's 200th Comment, and Wicek's 2600th comment :D DaMi3N's 400th, Trad Redav's 666th. :D

Feb 05 2005 06:18am

Vaughn
 - Student
 Vaughn

You know you're screwed when....
you're just jump out of the plane, when the parachute cord gets caught on the door... opening itself. You're screwed when the chute gets closer and closer to the jet engine...
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When you become an actor, you become the person, and you dont act anymore. You just are.
- Tyler HP, Taught by Mr G Simpson


Feb 04 2005 08:47pm

Raziel Anjelis
 - Student
 Raziel Anjelis

whos for pizza?
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Proud owner of El Vee For's 200th Comment, and Wicek's 2600th comment :D DaMi3N's 400th, Trad Redav's 666th. :D

Feb 04 2005 07:28pm

Phantom
 - Student
 Phantom

Quote:
Quote:
A tank diving the opposite way to you loses its brakes and heads towards you OR (halo2) you have no shield and there is an elite with a plasma sword :D:P


Elites with plasma swords are a pain, even with full shields. The ones with camoflauge are ok, just stand in door and look for glow of sword (which for some reason does not camoflauge) and they go down easy.
The ones with the elite energy shields are worst.
(References to original halo)


The reason they go down easy is because they have no sheild :P
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-Phantom
Ex-Master to Threat.
Proud owner of Sazabi's 1500th comment! And Threats 50th comment
"Insanity: a perfect rational adjustment to an insane world"


Feb 04 2005 07:25pm

Raziel Anjelis
 - Student
 Raziel Anjelis

When you are a bomb disposal expert, and a trainee says 'what does this button do?' and proceeds to press the ARM button....
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Proud owner of El Vee For's 200th Comment, and Wicek's 2600th comment :D DaMi3N's 400th, Trad Redav's 666th. :D

Feb 04 2005 07:20pm

tarpman
 - The Tarped Avenger
 tarpman

You own Halo or Halo 2. :P


(don't technically "own" it at all! mwahahaha *runs* :D)
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Saving the world, one kilobyte at a time.

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