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You know you're SCREWED when...
Sep 07 2004 04:51am

Lian Del Rey
 - Student
Lian Del Rey
You know you're screwed when...
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slorp

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Dec 14 2004 01:38pm

solitude
 - Jedi Council
 solitude

Quote:
You know your screwed when your mom or sister is PMSing. No offense girls. :P


nope, when your girlfriend is:(
trust me on this one
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Dec 14 2004 05:01am

Smilykrazy
 - Retired
 Smilykrazy

lmao and all the guys go ewwwwwwwwwwww!!! :D
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Dec 14 2004 03:00am

monkai
 - Student

You know you're screwed when you got a project due the next day and you haven't started

Dec 14 2004 12:08am

Axion
 - Student
 Axion

You know your screwed when your mom or sister is PMSing. No offense girls. :P
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Axion - Yeah.

Dec 13 2004 09:55pm

Tallepyon
 - Student
 Tallepyon

Quote:
For the females:

Your screwed when you get your period at work a week early and have no protection! :P


:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:


Dec 13 2004 09:13pm

Mic Den Octela
 - Student
 Mic Den Octela

all i can say to that is

...... :eek: NEYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Dec 13 2004 07:41pm

solitude
 - Jedi Council
 solitude

X_X

:eek:

:P
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Dec 13 2004 06:34pm

Sared
 - Retired
 Sared

Smily, that was......oh jeez.....

/me passes out
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Dec 13 2004 03:18pm

Bail Hope of Belouve
 - Student
 Bail Hope of Belouve

*similar feelings*

:P
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Dec 13 2004 03:15pm

Drathir
 - Student
 Drathir

Quote:
Quote:
For the females:

Your screwed when you get your period at work a week early and have no protection! :P


:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

*curles up into the fetus postion and twitches on the floor*

MY EYES!!!!111


*Passes out on the floor*

X_X


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Dec 12 2004 10:30am

Ash
 - Eats Babies
 Ash

Quote:
For the females:

Your screwed when you get your period at work a week early and have no protection! :P


:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

*curles up into the fetus postion and twitches on the floor*

MY EYES!!!!111
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Dec 12 2004 10:12am

Rosie
 - Student
 Rosie

Quote:
For the females:

Your screwed when you get your period at work a week early and have no protection! :P


/me hates when that happens:(:P

Dec 11 2004 08:56pm

Smilykrazy
 - Retired
 Smilykrazy

For the females:

Your screwed when you get your period at work a week early and have no protection! :P
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RIP MOM 06/29/58-07/31/08 Married to Koyi Donita 4/30/11

Dec 11 2004 04:08am

Jadan Sibelius
 - Student
 Jadan Sibelius

These two are for the guys:

--you drop your pants for a physical and the doctor laughs
--during your prostate exam the doctor says, "What the hell is that?"
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Listen twice as much as you talk, and you will learn twice as much as you know.

Dec 09 2004 02:13am

StarFox
 - Student
 StarFox

You know when ur skrewed when u jump off a cliff
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Dec 09 2004 12:36am

Jadan Sibelius
 - Student
 Jadan Sibelius

You Know You’re Screwed When:

---the steering wheel falls off in your hands
---the beeping stops
---your surgeon is eyeing your wife
---the lever for the emergency brake is gone
---the pilot accidentally says over the intercom... “Hey Jack, what does this button do?”
---an atheist shouts, “Oh my God!”
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Listen twice as much as you talk, and you will learn twice as much as you know.

Dec 08 2004 11:58pm

Axion
 - Student
 Axion

You know you're screwed when you break your legs.
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Axion - Yeah.

Dec 08 2004 06:44am

Ashyr
 - Student
 Ashyr

...your doctor says: "Oops!"

...you see your engine in your reer-view mirror.

...your parachute won't open
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Dec 08 2004 12:33am

Phantom
 - Student
 Phantom

... when you wake up and your butt hurts like you fell down some steps and a man is in your bed.
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-Phantom
Ex-Master to Threat.
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Dec 08 2004 12:26am

Cheta T. Must
 - Student
 Cheta T. Must

Quote:
.......when you wake up with tatoo you didn't want.

or when you wake up with the tattoo of a mans name and your a man , and its not your name.

Dec 08 2004 12:17am

Duffman
 - Student
 Duffman

.......when you wake up with tatoo you didn't want.
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*Sigh*
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Dec 07 2004 11:56pm

Axion
 - Student
 Axion

You know you're screwed when your hungry.
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Axion - Yeah.

Dec 06 2004 02:10am

Lian Del Rey
 - Student
 Lian Del Rey

You know you're screwed when Lianiotte enters #jedi-academy.
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slorp

Sep 08 2004 07:41pm

Steinin
 - Student
 Steinin

You know you're screwed when you power up your Imac and windows begins to boot up. :eek:
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362 Ohi on!

Sep 08 2004 03:25pm

Vasper Ba'xian
 - Student
 Vasper Ba'xian

You know ur screwed if ur computer has am apple symbol on it or anywhere near it.:D
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