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You know you're SCREWED when...
Sep 07 2004 04:51am

Lian Del Rey
 - Student
Lian Del Rey
You know you're screwed when...
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slorp

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Dec 28 2004 07:39am

Smilykrazy
 - Retired
 Smilykrazy

when you have to piddle really really realld bad and the bathroom is still a mile away. :D
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RIP MOM 06/29/58-07/31/08 Married to Koyi Donita 4/30/11

Dec 27 2004 11:33pm

JrVicks
 - Student

You know when your screwed when you call out the wrong name in bed
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Some say the glass is half empty, others say the glass is half full. I say, Are you ganna drink that?

This comment was edited by JrVicks on Dec 27 2004 11:35pm.

Dec 27 2004 12:02am

Raider
 - Student
 Raider

When you hear "BIBIBIBIBIBIBIBIBIB"

-cs ^^
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Artificial intelligence beats natural stupidity.

Dec 26 2004 06:55pm

Silencio
 - Student
 Silencio

Quote:
You know your screwed when you are woken up on the first day of bootcamp.


Worst feeling ever!:eek:
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Second-in-command of the mighty FiZZsters


Dec 26 2004 01:35am

Mic Den Octela
 - Student
 Mic Den Octela

...when a girl you know goes around talking about certain parts of your anatomy and your girlfriend hears her :( ....
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-Padawan of Virtue -Brother of Menaxia, *|irael, Krynn Adept, Majno, Ris Win Juljul, DaMi3N, Beowulf, Dash Starlight, Carrock and Yuken Zalak Bartender at Munes bar. Sir Mic of Nippledom! Proudly beating Wang, since '07. (Crackdown)

This comment was edited by Mic Den Octela on Dec 26 2004 01:37am.

Dec 25 2004 03:07am

Apologetic
 - Student
 Apologetic

...you say "That was some good pie" and someone says "That wasn't no pie..."

...you here your friend say "No there is no bear outside the tent...OH SHI*!!!"
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Love GOD and jesus as they love u:)
[move]We defend the peace and help the helpless we r the mandilorian jedi troops![/move]


Dec 24 2004 11:04pm

Rosie
 - Student
 Rosie

....When your Dad finally lets you drive their car alone, it gets stolen while you're shopping.

(didn't happen to me, but today was the first time my Dad let me drive his car;))

Dec 24 2004 03:41pm

thewind
 - Student

...when an athiest says "oh...God!!"

...when a member of the bomb squad is running away

...when your girlfriend's father turned out to be your teacher, and you previously have sniped him with a wet paper towel from 3rd floor.

Dec 22 2004 08:54pm

solitude
 - Jedi Council
 solitude

rofl, i know the feeling ;)
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Owner Of Virtue's 1000th profile comment, Mr. Doobie's 1000th profile comment, Gradius' 2500th comment, xAnAtOs' 2500th comment, Rosered's 1500th comment, Laziana's 900th comment, Scythus' 500th comment and Echuu's 100th comment


Dec 22 2004 08:47pm

Smilykrazy
 - Retired
 Smilykrazy

when you go to bed at 5am and have to wake up at 530am :D
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RIP MOM 06/29/58-07/31/08 Married to Koyi Donita 4/30/11

Dec 21 2004 06:12pm

Vaughn
 - Student
 Vaughn

kids... don't do drugs
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When you become an actor, you become the person, and you dont act anymore. You just are.
- Tyler HP, Taught by Mr G Simpson


Dec 20 2004 03:22pm

Mic Den Octela
 - Student
 Mic Den Octela

You know your screwed when your connected to a hydraulic ram by two choke chains on either.......arm........ and by several plugs in most of your frontal orificies wired up to the national grid. And to make matters worse theres a 60 ton, giant, postman eating, quala bear running havoc and most likely at full speed towards the opposite side of town as the hydraulic ram ;)

(Dreams are trippy)
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-Padawan of Virtue -Brother of Menaxia, *|irael, Krynn Adept, Majno, Ris Win Juljul, DaMi3N, Beowulf, Dash Starlight, Carrock and Yuken Zalak Bartender at Munes bar. Sir Mic of Nippledom! Proudly beating Wang, since '07. (Crackdown)

This comment was edited by Mic Den Octela on Dec 20 2004 03:50pm.

Dec 15 2004 05:48am

JrVicks
 - Student

You know your screwed when you are woken up on the first day of bootcamp.
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Some say the glass is half empty, others say the glass is half full. I say, Are you ganna drink that?

Dec 15 2004 05:10am

Vaughn
 - Student
 Vaughn

Quote:
You know you're screwed when you got a project due the next day and you haven't started


You mean... you know you're screwed when you have a 20 page Drama characterization portfolio due the next day... and its 3 in the morning. And you don't have your script finished.

You know you're screwed when you are looking that The Jedi Academy when you have a french exam in 8 and a half hours, and you arent finished studying... shaz im screwed!

virtue... i feel sorry for you man. I really do. Please tell me she forgave you.
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When you become an actor, you become the person, and you dont act anymore. You just are.
- Tyler HP, Taught by Mr G Simpson


Dec 15 2004 02:19am

Ashyr
 - Student
 Ashyr

...when you decide to look into a place called: The Jedi Academy.

:D
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Top ten reasons to get a better computer...|My fan

Dec 15 2004 01:59am

Lian Del Rey
 - Student
 Lian Del Rey

You know you're screwed when your coffee smells like walnuts.
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slorp

Dec 15 2004 01:26am

StarFox
 - Student
 StarFox

..........when u are dumb and run into a pole that has a stripper on it
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(real bro to Axion and Deathscythe)

Dec 15 2004 01:25am

StarFox
 - Student
 StarFox

Quote:
Quote:
You find your girlfriend's underwear under your bed...

When you see her, you give them back - "Here you go, sweety, I found these in my room the other day..."

You know you're screwed when she responds;

"THOSE ARN'T MINE! WHO THE F*** DO THEY BELONG TO!?!?!"

Ugh, true story...
Probelm is, I STILL have no idea who they actually belong to...

- Virtue. :alliance:


Awesome. :D
SOOOOOOOOOOOO TRUE!:D
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(real bro to Axion and Deathscythe)

Dec 15 2004 12:13am

tarpman
 - The Tarped Avenger
 tarpman

Quote:
lmao and all the guys go ewwwwwwwwwwww!!! :D

SMILY RULES!!! ;):D
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Saving the world, one kilobyte at a time.

Dec 15 2004 12:12am

tarpman
 - The Tarped Avenger
 tarpman

Quote:
You know you're screwed when you got a project due the next day and you haven't started

LIES!! :D

Speaking of which, I should probably get started on that essay, due in... *checks clock* 6 hours... :D (nah j/k btw, it's actually due in about 14 :P:))
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Saving the world, one kilobyte at a time.

This comment was edited by tarpman on Dec 15 2004 12:13am.

Dec 14 2004 10:51pm

solitude
 - Jedi Council
 solitude

roflmao dude :D
tell us if u ever find out who's it is :D
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Padawan To Odan-Wei Belouve | Adopted into the Belouve family | Twin to xAnAtOs | Owner of the 4th Quesi sexy badge :D Brother To Roan Belouve, Nomad, Majno, Silkmonkey, Kensei and Jarhok Belouve
Owner Of Virtue's 1000th profile comment, Mr. Doobie's 1000th profile comment, Gradius' 2500th comment, xAnAtOs' 2500th comment, Rosered's 1500th comment, Laziana's 900th comment, Scythus' 500th comment and Echuu's 100th comment


Dec 14 2004 10:36pm

Smilykrazy
 - Retired
 Smilykrazy

lmao virty!! :D
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RIP MOM 06/29/58-07/31/08 Married to Koyi Donita 4/30/11

Dec 14 2004 10:36pm

Axion
 - Student
 Axion

Quote:
You find your girlfriend's underwear under your bed...

When you see her, you give them back - "Here you go, sweety, I found these in my room the other day..."

You know you're screwed when she responds;

"THOSE ARN'T MINE! WHO THE F*** DO THEY BELONG TO!?!?!"

Ugh, true story...
Probelm is, I STILL have no idea who they actually belong to...

- Virtue. :alliance:


Awesome. :D
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Axion - Yeah.

Dec 14 2004 10:32pm

Virtue
 - Jedi Council
 Virtue

You find your girlfriend's underwear under your bed...

When you see her, you give them back - "Here you go, sweety, I found these in my room the other day..."

You know you're screwed when she responds;

"THOSE ARN'T MINE! WHO THE F*** DO THEY BELONG TO!?!?!"

Ugh, true story...
Probelm is, I STILL have no idea who they actually belong to...

- Virtue. :alliance:
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Academy Architect

Dec 14 2004 02:11pm

Duffman
 - Student
 Duffman

truths!!!!!!
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*Sigh*
Married to Mirael D'kana, Former master to Shangri Stomwind and Crash D'Kana, Owner of Gil-Galad's 100th post, Khâ D'Kana's 700th post, and friend to just about everyone


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