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You know you're SCREWED when...
Sep 07 2004 04:51am

Lian Del Rey
 - Student
Lian Del Rey
You know you're screwed when...
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slorp

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Jan 13 2005 02:21pm

Thomasooo
 - Student
 Thomasooo

When you steal post no. 100 from everyone! :D
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In the navy and LOVING it! :D

Recipient of comment no. 1000 and heart-warming words from Ataris! :)


Jan 13 2005 02:02pm

Rosales
 - Student

when the postman gives you a big brown box and tell you, this came from sweeden...
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yo soy rosales

Jan 09 2005 06:45pm

tarpman
 - The Tarped Avenger
 tarpman

:eek: that's gotta suck...
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Saving the world, one kilobyte at a time.

Jan 08 2005 03:04pm

Lian Del Rey
 - Student
 Lian Del Rey

...when you finally do it with your wife, and the next day she buys you Viagra.
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slorp

Jan 08 2005 03:40am

Ashyr
 - Student
 Ashyr

...you wake up to a dog baring it's teeth.
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Top ten reasons to get a better computer...|My fan

Jan 08 2005 02:13am

tarpman
 - The Tarped Avenger
 tarpman

Quote:
...When you turn on your game console, and "Xbox" appears.

No, it's when you own a game console. End of story.

Quote:
...When you start up your computer and "Linux" shows up.

I'm sorry, but the correct word there is actually "Windows". No prize for you.
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Saving the world, one kilobyte at a time.

This comment was edited by tarpman on Jan 08 2005 02:14am.

Jan 08 2005 12:59am

JrVicks
 - Student

Quote:
Quote:
One night, I was lying in my bed, looking up at the stars and I said to myself: "Where the h*** is my ceiling?!


I think that one cannot be overlooked :D


Im guessing a skylight but i dont think they are see through
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Some say the glass is half empty, others say the glass is half full. I say, Are you ganna drink that?

Jan 07 2005 06:50am

ozzcoz
 - Cosplay Nerd
 ozzcoz

Quote:
One night, I was lying in my bed, looking up at the stars and I said to myself: "Where the h*** is my ceiling?!


I think that one cannot be overlooked :D
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A wizard did it.

Jan 06 2005 08:13pm

Squibit
 - Student
 Squibit

Quote:
when your lil bro lames on the JA servers and you get banned because they think its you


thats easy to solve, dont give him the passwords :P
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Quote:
fiZZe: its SIR Fizzy Fluffy :p

Quote:
FiZZ[JAK]: that was what I call a counter

Ah, things you only ever expect to hear once :)


Jan 04 2005 08:58pm

Lord Jaws
 - Student
 Lord Jaws

You got Burnout 3 totally finished all on gold, and you lol bro want to make a new profile, over your....:mad:
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One night, I was lying in my bed, looking up at the stars and I said to myself: "Where the h*** is my ceiling?!

Jan 04 2005 07:52pm

Phantom
 - Student
 Phantom

when your lil bro lames on the JA servers and you get banned because they think its you :(
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-Phantom
Ex-Master to Threat.
Proud owner of Sazabi's 1500th comment! And Threats 50th comment
"Insanity: a perfect rational adjustment to an insane world"


Jan 04 2005 05:22pm

solitude
 - Jedi Council
 solitude

Quote:
The only system better than Xbox is Xbox 2 :P


You're screwed when...

You bring up Micro$oft and comsoles up here :P

/me BURNS j00!!! :P

(quick, orion, delta EVERYONE flame the kiddie console lovers :P)
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Padawan To Odan-Wei Belouve | Adopted into the Belouve family | Twin to xAnAtOs | Owner of the 4th Quesi sexy badge :D Brother To Roan Belouve, Nomad, Majno, Silkmonkey, Kensei and Jarhok Belouve
Owner Of Virtue's 1000th profile comment, Mr. Doobie's 1000th profile comment, Gradius' 2500th comment, xAnAtOs' 2500th comment, Rosered's 1500th comment, Laziana's 900th comment, Scythus' 500th comment and Echuu's 100th comment


Jan 04 2005 03:52pm

D@RtHM@UL
 - Student
 D@RtHM@UL

When you see Ex-Student next to your name :D

Jan 04 2005 01:45pm

thewind
 - Student

when playing final fantasy VIII for the 3rd time with great confidence, and so not saving a single time for 5 hours and then dies. Of course, my obsessive wouldn't let me just leave it at that. Now i have to do it all over again...

Jan 04 2005 09:23am

.
 - Ex-Student

:empire:When your midway through Halfelife2 when your computer gets a terrible virus and you have to reformat thus in return starting the whole friggin thing over (sigh).
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4/20/2005----Left the academy because I did'nt feel welcomed.

Jan 03 2005 11:21pm

Lian Del Rey
 - Student
 Lian Del Rey

omg liezzzzzzzzz
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slorp

Jan 03 2005 10:18pm

Phantom
 - Student
 Phantom

The only system better than Xbox is Xbox 2 :P
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-Phantom
Ex-Master to Threat.
Proud owner of Sazabi's 1500th comment! And Threats 50th comment
"Insanity: a perfect rational adjustment to an insane world"


Jan 03 2005 09:54pm

Rosie
 - Student
 Rosie

Quote:
HEY!!!!!!! :P (xbox rules)


NUH UH!

Dec 30 2004 09:34pm

Mic Den Octela
 - Student
 Mic Den Octela

second one down .. the xbox one....one word

HEY!!!!!!! :P (xbox rules)
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-Padawan of Virtue -Brother of Menaxia, *|irael, Krynn Adept, Majno, Ris Win Juljul, DaMi3N, Beowulf, Dash Starlight, Carrock and Yuken Zalak Bartender at Munes bar. Sir Mic of Nippledom! Proudly beating Wang, since '07. (Crackdown)

Dec 30 2004 04:53am

Lian Del Rey
 - Student
 Lian Del Rey

...When you're in a duel with JavaGuy, and you need to poop. Bad.

...When you turn on your game console, and "Xbox" appears.

...When you start up your computer and "Linux" shows up.

...When you drop your pants for a physical and the doctor smiles.

...You have a terrible diharrea problem and you're getting your teeth cleaned at the dentist's.

...You get your teeth pulled out for braces and when you go to the orthodontist he laughs nervously.

...When your husband finally understands fashion, but he's a cross-dresser, and he looks better than YOU!

...When you get pwned by a n00b in JK3.
...but you find out it's JK2!
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slorp

Dec 30 2004 04:14am

Apologetic
 - Student
 Apologetic

...you feel a tingling sensation 3 feet bellow your head
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Love GOD and jesus as they love u:)
[move]We defend the peace and help the helpless we r the mandilorian jedi troops![/move]


Dec 28 2004 09:14pm

Jake Kainite
 - Student
 Jake Kainite

...you're with a group of mates getting chased by a bear and you run the slowest.

...the guy you used to 'play wrestle' with as a kid announces that "it wasn't just for fun" and winks at you

...someone makes a joke and you laugh louder than anyone else, then realise the joke was aimed at your penis size

...the one time your mum bursts in whilst your masturbating is the one time a load of homosexual popups appear

...someone throws something brown and smelly on your face and you laugh, only then asking yourself "hang on, theres no peanut butter or mud in this nightclub..."



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Apprenctice of Jedi Master Ascari (deceased)
Descended from a line of great Jedi
Will argue any point of view from any side :D


Dec 28 2004 08:44pm

Rosie
 - Student
 Rosie

Hahahaha I know that one!

Dec 28 2004 06:44pm

Smilykrazy
 - Retired
 Smilykrazy

Quote:
When you have held in your poop for 2 days and your bathrooms broken and you need to use a public bathroom... *shakes* gross.


:eek: ewwwwwwwwwww!
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RIP MOM 06/29/58-07/31/08 Married to Koyi Donita 4/30/11

Dec 28 2004 12:26pm

Phantom
 - Student
 Phantom

When you have held in your poop for 2 days and your bathrooms broken and you need to use a public bathroom... *shakes* gross.
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-Phantom
Ex-Master to Threat.
Proud owner of Sazabi's 1500th comment! And Threats 50th comment
"Insanity: a perfect rational adjustment to an insane world"


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