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Lian Del Rey - Student ![]() |
You know you're screwed when... _______________ slorp |
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Seth C. Belouve - Student ![]() |
When you rooted for the Philidelphia Eagles in the Superbowl.... Thankfully I'm not one of those people...GO PATRIOTS....DYNASTY WOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO ![]() ![]() _______________ Look unto me for I possess the blue flag!! It is more beautiful then I ever imagined! You will now worship me as if I were a god! *smack, dies* I regret nothing, I lived as few men dared dream!! Red Guy from Red Vs. Blue Series |
manta - Student ![]() |
Babies. Thousands of 'em. And did I mention these are ninja babies? FROM HELL?!?!? |
Lian Del Rey - Student ![]() |
...When somebody set you up the bomb. _______________ slorp |
Raziel Anjelis - Student ![]() |
when u watch a tape and the phone rings seconds after...anyone who watched 'The Ring' will know what im on about _______________ Proud owner of El Vee For's 200th Comment, and Wicek's 2600th comment ![]() ![]() |
tarpman - The Tarped Avenger ![]() |
When you had a great idea for something to post here, and then completely forgot it. ![]() _______________ Saving the world, one kilobyte at a time. |
Raziel Anjelis - Student ![]() |
you hear the words 'Heeeeeeeere's Johnny!!'.....enough said...![]() _______________ Proud owner of El Vee For's 200th Comment, and Wicek's 2600th comment ![]() ![]() This comment was edited by Raziel Anjelis on Feb 06 2005 05:03pm. |
Phantom - Student ![]() |
When you wake up from a subway ride with a steak knife in your chest... _______________ -Phantom Ex-Master to Threat. Proud owner of Sazabi's 1500th comment! And Threats 50th comment "Insanity: a perfect rational adjustment to an insane world" |
Raziel Anjelis - Student ![]() |
when you jump into shark-infested water while bleeding a bit.... _______________ Proud owner of El Vee For's 200th Comment, and Wicek's 2600th comment ![]() ![]() |
Vaughn - Student ![]() |
You know you're screwed when.... you're just jump out of the plane, when the parachute cord gets caught on the door... opening itself. You're screwed when the chute gets closer and closer to the jet engine... _______________ When you become an actor, you become the person, and you dont act anymore. You just are. - Tyler HP, Taught by Mr G Simpson |
Raziel Anjelis - Student ![]() |
whos for pizza? _______________ Proud owner of El Vee For's 200th Comment, and Wicek's 2600th comment ![]() ![]() |
Phantom - Student ![]() |
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Quote: A tank diving the opposite way to you loses its brakes and heads towards you OR (halo2) you have no shield and there is an elite with a plasma sword ![]() ![]() Elites with plasma swords are a pain, even with full shields. The ones with camoflauge are ok, just stand in door and look for glow of sword (which for some reason does not camoflauge) and they go down easy. The ones with the elite energy shields are worst. (References to original halo) The reason they go down easy is because they have no sheild ![]() _______________ -Phantom Ex-Master to Threat. Proud owner of Sazabi's 1500th comment! And Threats 50th comment "Insanity: a perfect rational adjustment to an insane world" |
Raziel Anjelis - Student ![]() |
When you are a bomb disposal expert, and a trainee says 'what does this button do?' and proceeds to press the ARM button.... _______________ Proud owner of El Vee For's 200th Comment, and Wicek's 2600th comment ![]() ![]() |
tarpman - The Tarped Avenger ![]() |
You own Halo or Halo 2. ![]() (don't technically "own" it at all! mwahahaha *runs* ![]() _______________ Saving the world, one kilobyte at a time. |
The Dragon Reborn - Student ![]() |
Quote: A tank diving the opposite way to you loses its brakes and heads towards you OR (halo2) you have no shield and there is an elite with a plasma sword ![]() ![]() Elites with plasma swords are a pain, even with full shields. The ones with camoflauge are ok, just stand in door and look for glow of sword (which for some reason does not camoflauge) and they go down easy. The ones with the elite energy shields are worst. (References to original halo) _______________ Padawan to Solitude "Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, and hate leads to... suffering" -Jedi Master Yoda "I shall not fear. Fear is the mind killer. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will allow it to pass over me and through me, and when it has gone i will turn my inner eye to see its path. Where fear has gone there will be nothing. Only i will remain." -Bene Gesserit Litany, Dune |
tarpman - The Tarped Avenger ![]() |
Aratan jumps on the server. ![]() _______________ Saving the world, one kilobyte at a time. |
Sared - Retired ![]() |
Leif jumps on the server. ![]() _______________ I'm crazy, not stupid. |
Vaughn - Student ![]() |
when you hear the surgen say "oops" _______________ When you become an actor, you become the person, and you dont act anymore. You just are. - Tyler HP, Taught by Mr G Simpson |
BlackPlague - Student |
You know you're screwed when you realize the guy that just yelled "C4!!!" wasn't the guy calling the bingo numbers... _______________ Signed by me :/ |
Phantom - Student ![]() |
when someone else says: "it just got worse" _______________ -Phantom Ex-Master to Threat. Proud owner of Sazabi's 1500th comment! And Threats 50th comment "Insanity: a perfect rational adjustment to an insane world" |
Ashyr - Student ![]() |
...someone says: "It can't get worse" _______________ Top ten reasons to get a better computer...|My fan |
Raziel Anjelis - Student ![]() |
A tank diving the opposite way to you loses its brakes and heads towards you OR (halo2) you have no shield and there is an elite with a plasma sword ![]() ![]() _______________ Proud owner of El Vee For's 200th Comment, and Wicek's 2600th comment ![]() ![]() |
Hardwired - Retired ![]() |
Quote: when the postman gives you a big brown box and tell you, this came from sweeden... Eh? - HW _______________ ::Nothing wrong with a little shooting.....as long as the right people get shot:: |
Senor Hat - Student ![]() |
when you find yourself in a bath full of ice with i nice big scar running down where your kidneys were ugh _______________ I have beaten The Internet. The end guy was hard. This comment was edited by Senor Hat on Jan 20 2005 03:47pm. |
Phantom - Student ![]() |
when some guy asks you when you know your screwed when. _______________ -Phantom Ex-Master to Threat. Proud owner of Sazabi's 1500th comment! And Threats 50th comment "Insanity: a perfect rational adjustment to an insane world" |
Jadan Sibelius - Student ![]() |
....when the doctor says to the nurse, "log on to surgery.com, scroll to the bottom and click on the button that says "Need Help?". _______________ Listen twice as much as you talk, and you will learn twice as much as you know. This comment was edited by Jadan Sibelius on Jan 20 2005 12:56am. |
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