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You know you're SCREWED when...
Sep 07 2004 04:51am

Lian Del Rey
 - Student
Lian Del Rey
You know you're screwed when...
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slorp

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Feb 07 2005 01:03pm

Seth C. Belouve
 - Student
 Seth C. Belouve

When you rooted for the Philidelphia Eagles in the Superbowl....

Thankfully I'm not one of those people...GO PATRIOTS....DYNASTY WOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO :P:D
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Look unto me for I possess the blue flag!! It is more beautiful then I ever imagined! You will now worship me as if I were a god! *smack, dies* I regret nothing, I lived as few men dared dream!!
Red Guy from Red Vs. Blue Series


Feb 07 2005 06:04am

manta
 - Student
 manta

Babies. Thousands of 'em. And did I mention these are ninja babies? FROM HELL?!?!?

Feb 07 2005 03:04am

Lian Del Rey
 - Student
 Lian Del Rey

...When somebody set you up the bomb.
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slorp

Feb 07 2005 12:36am

Raziel Anjelis
 - Student
 Raziel Anjelis

when u watch a tape and the phone rings seconds after...anyone who watched 'The Ring' will know what im on about

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Proud owner of El Vee For's 200th Comment, and Wicek's 2600th comment :D DaMi3N's 400th, Trad Redav's 666th. :D

Feb 06 2005 06:37pm

tarpman
 - The Tarped Avenger
 tarpman

When you had a great idea for something to post here, and then completely forgot it. :(
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Saving the world, one kilobyte at a time.

Feb 06 2005 05:02pm

Raziel Anjelis
 - Student
 Raziel Anjelis

you hear the words 'Heeeeeeeere's Johnny!!'.....enough said...:P
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Proud owner of El Vee For's 200th Comment, and Wicek's 2600th comment :D DaMi3N's 400th, Trad Redav's 666th. :D

This comment was edited by Raziel Anjelis on Feb 06 2005 05:03pm.

Feb 05 2005 08:56pm

Phantom
 - Student
 Phantom

When you wake up from a subway ride with a steak knife in your chest...
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-Phantom
Ex-Master to Threat.
Proud owner of Sazabi's 1500th comment! And Threats 50th comment
"Insanity: a perfect rational adjustment to an insane world"


Feb 05 2005 03:33pm

Raziel Anjelis
 - Student
 Raziel Anjelis

when you jump into shark-infested water while bleeding a bit....
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Proud owner of El Vee For's 200th Comment, and Wicek's 2600th comment :D DaMi3N's 400th, Trad Redav's 666th. :D

Feb 05 2005 06:18am

Vaughn
 - Student
 Vaughn

You know you're screwed when....
you're just jump out of the plane, when the parachute cord gets caught on the door... opening itself. You're screwed when the chute gets closer and closer to the jet engine...
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When you become an actor, you become the person, and you dont act anymore. You just are.
- Tyler HP, Taught by Mr G Simpson


Feb 04 2005 08:47pm

Raziel Anjelis
 - Student
 Raziel Anjelis

whos for pizza?
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Proud owner of El Vee For's 200th Comment, and Wicek's 2600th comment :D DaMi3N's 400th, Trad Redav's 666th. :D

Feb 04 2005 07:28pm

Phantom
 - Student
 Phantom

Quote:
Quote:
A tank diving the opposite way to you loses its brakes and heads towards you OR (halo2) you have no shield and there is an elite with a plasma sword :D:P


Elites with plasma swords are a pain, even with full shields. The ones with camoflauge are ok, just stand in door and look for glow of sword (which for some reason does not camoflauge) and they go down easy.
The ones with the elite energy shields are worst.
(References to original halo)


The reason they go down easy is because they have no sheild :P
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-Phantom
Ex-Master to Threat.
Proud owner of Sazabi's 1500th comment! And Threats 50th comment
"Insanity: a perfect rational adjustment to an insane world"


Feb 04 2005 07:25pm

Raziel Anjelis
 - Student
 Raziel Anjelis

When you are a bomb disposal expert, and a trainee says 'what does this button do?' and proceeds to press the ARM button....
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Proud owner of El Vee For's 200th Comment, and Wicek's 2600th comment :D DaMi3N's 400th, Trad Redav's 666th. :D

Feb 04 2005 07:20pm

tarpman
 - The Tarped Avenger
 tarpman

You own Halo or Halo 2. :P


(don't technically "own" it at all! mwahahaha *runs* :D)
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Saving the world, one kilobyte at a time.

Feb 04 2005 05:01pm

The Dragon Reborn
 - Student
 The Dragon Reborn

Quote:
A tank diving the opposite way to you loses its brakes and heads towards you OR (halo2) you have no shield and there is an elite with a plasma sword :D:P


Elites with plasma swords are a pain, even with full shields. The ones with camoflauge are ok, just stand in door and look for glow of sword (which for some reason does not camoflauge) and they go down easy.
The ones with the elite energy shields are worst.
(References to original halo)
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Padawan to Solitude
"Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, and hate leads to... suffering" -Jedi Master Yoda

"I shall not fear. Fear is the mind killer. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will allow it to pass over me and through me, and when it has gone i will turn my inner eye to see its path. Where fear has gone there will be nothing. Only i will remain." -Bene Gesserit Litany, Dune


Feb 01 2005 06:35pm

tarpman
 - The Tarped Avenger
 tarpman

Aratan jumps on the server. :P
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Saving the world, one kilobyte at a time.

Jan 31 2005 04:03pm

Sared
 - Retired
 Sared

Leif jumps on the server. :D
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I'm crazy, not stupid.

Jan 30 2005 07:07am

Vaughn
 - Student
 Vaughn

when you hear the surgen say "oops"
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When you become an actor, you become the person, and you dont act anymore. You just are.
- Tyler HP, Taught by Mr G Simpson


Jan 22 2005 08:27pm

BlackPlague
 - Student
 BlackPlague

You know you're screwed when you realize the guy that just yelled "C4!!!" wasn't the guy calling the bingo numbers...
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Signed by me :/

Jan 22 2005 03:14pm

Phantom
 - Student
 Phantom

when someone else says: "it just got worse"
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-Phantom
Ex-Master to Threat.
Proud owner of Sazabi's 1500th comment! And Threats 50th comment
"Insanity: a perfect rational adjustment to an insane world"


Jan 22 2005 08:47am

Ashyr
 - Student
 Ashyr

...someone says: "It can't get worse"
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Top ten reasons to get a better computer...|My fan

Jan 21 2005 11:33am

Raziel Anjelis
 - Student
 Raziel Anjelis

A tank diving the opposite way to you loses its brakes and heads towards you OR (halo2) you have no shield and there is an elite with a plasma sword :D:P
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Proud owner of El Vee For's 200th Comment, and Wicek's 2600th comment :D DaMi3N's 400th, Trad Redav's 666th. :D

Jan 20 2005 04:13pm

Hardwired
 - Retired
 Hardwired

Quote:
when the postman gives you a big brown box and tell you, this came from sweeden...


Eh?

- HW
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::Nothing wrong with a little shooting.....as long as the right people get shot::

Jan 20 2005 03:46pm

Senor Hat
 - Student
 Senor Hat

when you find yourself in a bath full of ice with i nice big scar running down where your kidneys were
ugh
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I have beaten The Internet.
The end guy was hard.


This comment was edited by Senor Hat on Jan 20 2005 03:47pm.

Jan 20 2005 03:12pm

Phantom
 - Student
 Phantom

when some guy asks you when you know your screwed when.
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-Phantom
Ex-Master to Threat.
Proud owner of Sazabi's 1500th comment! And Threats 50th comment
"Insanity: a perfect rational adjustment to an insane world"


Jan 20 2005 12:55am

Jadan Sibelius
 - Student
 Jadan Sibelius

....when the doctor says to the nurse, "log on to surgery.com, scroll to the bottom and click on the button that says "Need Help?".
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Listen twice as much as you talk, and you will learn twice as much as you know.

This comment was edited by Jadan Sibelius on Jan 20 2005 12:56am.

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