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Lian Del Rey - Student  |
You know you're screwed when... _______________ slorp |
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Jadan Sibelius - Student 
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These two are for the guys: --you drop your pants for a physical and the doctor laughs --during your prostate exam the doctor says, "What the hell is that?" _______________ Listen twice as much as you talk, and you will learn twice as much as you know. |
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StarFox - Student 
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You know when ur skrewed when u jump off a cliff _______________ (real bro to Axion and Deathscythe) |
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Jadan Sibelius - Student
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You Know You’re Screwed When: ---the steering wheel falls off in your hands ---the beeping stops ---your surgeon is eyeing your wife ---the lever for the emergency brake is gone ---the pilot accidentally says over the intercom... “Hey Jack, what does this button do?” ---an atheist shouts, “Oh my God!” _______________ Listen twice as much as you talk, and you will learn twice as much as you know. |
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Axion - Student 
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You know you're screwed when you break your legs. _______________ Axion - Yeah. |
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Ashyr - Student 
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...your doctor says: "Oops!" ...you see your engine in your reer-view mirror. ...your parachute won't open _______________ Top ten reasons to get a better computer...|My fan |
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Phantom - Student 
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... when you wake up and your butt hurts like you fell down some steps and a man is in your bed. _______________ -Phantom Ex-Master to Threat. Proud owner of Sazabi's 1500th comment! And Threats 50th comment "Insanity: a perfect rational adjustment to an insane world" |
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Cheta T. Must - Student 
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Quote: .......when you wake up with tatoo you didn't want. or when you wake up with the tattoo of a mans name and your a man , and its not your name. |
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Duffman - Student 
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.......when you wake up with tatoo you didn't want. _______________ *Sigh* Married to Mirael D'kana, Former master to Shangri Stomwind and Crash D'Kana, Owner of Gil-Galad's 100th post, Khâ D'Kana's 700th post, and friend to just about everyone |
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Axion - Student 
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You know you're screwed when your hungry. _______________ Axion - Yeah. |
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Lian Del Rey - Student 
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You know you're screwed when Lianiotte enters #jedi-academy. _______________ slorp |
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Steinin - Student 
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You know you're screwed when you power up your Imac and windows begins to boot up.  _______________ 362 Ohi on! |
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Vasper Ba'xian - Student 
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You know ur screwed if ur computer has am apple symbol on it or anywhere near it. _______________ Brother to: Tamal, Kavar, J.D.,Jermia, Devlin, Ulic, Xiabara, Seij,Tarron Mib,>>>ROCK ON  .My Spacescapes art page.My Everything Else art page. MY FAV. Jedi Are: Qui-Gon Jinn, Corran Horn, and Anakin Solo. Unofficial Master to Tamal. and Kavar. Founder of the Wuji Hundun Jian saber style. Proud owner of Tamal's 200th comment!//Proud owner of Refl3x's 300th comment!>>>Proud owner of Tyrant's 800th comment>>>Proud owner of Lucky's 170th comment>>>Proud owner of BDKawika's 444th comment>>>To except Existance is to except Reality.
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Smilykrazy - Retired 
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Quote: You know you're screwed when you walk into a strange bar way past midnight, and the bartender wears no pants. lmao! police academy!!! _______________ RIP MOM 06/29/58-07/31/08 Married to Koyi Donita 4/30/11 |
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Mookie - Ex-Student 
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You know you're screwed when you walk into a strange bar way past midnight, and the bartender wears no pants. |
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Lian Del Rey - Student 
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Quote: you know you're screwed when your computer is booting up and you see the windows logo. LOL!!!!! _______________ slorp |
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Gradius - Ex-Student 
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You know you're screwed when you start a thread and Lackey replies to it _______________ - Proud padawan of Kueller. - We really are at the beginning of it all. The trick, of course, is to make sure we never find the end. - Bill Bryson, A Short History of Nearly Everything - <gen-e-sis-happy> Liek, you can train, liek, a n00b, but he'll just be a trained n00b... --> Wise words! - "daer SOE me likes your a company i am having your some money for letting me do stuff cos mes the best amd i do it all meself" - Slider |
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Lackeh- Retired - Student 
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you know you're screwed when your computer is booting up and you see the windows logo. _______________ A champion is someone who keeps getting up; even when they can't. Founder Of the Jedi Academy Adlut Support Group. PIE!!!!! Padawan of Katan. Brother to MOTREC, DarkDragon, (SKX)DarkBlade, Jacen Aratan, Achilles, Kool_Aide, EvilSquirrel, and Katan's Padawans. |
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Gradius - Ex-Student
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You know your screwed when you walk into a bar, and the bartender knows your name, but you've never been to that bar before.  _______________ - Proud padawan of Kueller. - We really are at the beginning of it all. The trick, of course, is to make sure we never find the end. - Bill Bryson, A Short History of Nearly Everything - <gen-e-sis-happy> Liek, you can train, liek, a n00b, but he'll just be a trained n00b... --> Wise words! - "daer SOE me likes your a company i am having your some money for letting me do stuff cos mes the best amd i do it all meself" - Slider This comment was edited by Gradius on Sep 08 2004 01:13am. |
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Lian Del Rey - Student
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Quote: Hahahahahaha! _______________ slorp |
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Thomasooo - Student 
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Well, only one word comes into my mind.... OWN3D! _______________ In the navy and LOVING it!
Recipient of comment no. 1000 and heart-warming words from Ataris!
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Kainz00r - Jedi Knight 
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Quote: Hilarious _______________ Fervent supporter of duelling - leave a message if you would like to battle! Married to Masta. |
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Selph Senatu - Student 
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Quote: This is the pure roflmaoness |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student 
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Quote: LOL!!!! _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
Want to know Vladarion? Read the Article about his life here. |
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Sared - Retired 
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...this happens. _______________ I'm crazy, not stupid. |
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Sared - Retired 
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When you wake up at 2:30 A.M. and on the drive to school you realise you have a test that you haven't studied for. edit:// BTW, I love this thread! Great idea Lian!  _______________ I'm crazy, not stupid. This comment was edited by Sared on Sep 07 2004 03:45pm. |
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