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DJ and Whispy's Trist AKA DJ and Whispy's kids :-D
Sep 10 2025 08:48pm

Insaniac[JAP]
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Insaniac[JAP]
i have certafiable proof (that you can see in whole as soonn as i learn how to upload it somewhere) that DJ and whispy are married with kids and that Luke and Many others are thier unkles

***EDIT START***
go here for the full version
http://members1.chello.nl/~pjm.smeenk/jachaos.txt
***EDIT END***

here are some excerpts (someitmes edited for spelling and sometimes edited to make it easier to read, but hti is NOT the whole thing..):

* The_Enforcer finds DJ, arrests him, and gives him a jail cell with a mate named Bubba
<Angelus> hmmyeshmmmhmmyesshmmmyess interesting
<Orion`GD`sleep> lol
<DJ_Jr> nooo
<DJ_Jr> Dad...let my dad out
<Rauc-[AA]> DJ_Jr, your dad might act a little strange when he comes home....


<Son_of_Enforcer> hey i like you DJ_Jr, you hate Chanserv too, lets be friends
<DJ_Jr> sure...do you ...like bricks...
<Son_of_Enforcer> bricks? bricks can be fun
<DJ_Jr> coolies
<DJ_Jr> lets be fwiends
<Son_of_Enforcer> okays
<Son_of_Enforcer> is your daddy all alone?
<DJ_Jr> i don't know....me have to ask
<Son_of_Enforcer> becasue i think my mommy is all alone, we could ALWAYS be together
<DJ_Jr> for sure
<DJ_Jr> lets make a secret handshake
<Son_of_Enforcer> oh kay
<DJ_Jr> um
<DJ_Jr> how should it go
ChanServ sets mode: +l 19
<Son_of_Enforcer> um i don't know, but shouldn't we also make a sercret blood oath or sommthing?
<DJ_Jr> blood.....no...blood is yucky


<Son_of_Enforcer> yeah but you took advantage of a drunk man


<The_Enforcer> Rauc...
<The_Enforcer> GIMME FFXI!!!
<DJ_Jr> uh oh..
<DJ_Jr> mommy is awake
<Son_of_Enforcer> uh, mommy's mad
* DJ_Jr hides
* Son_of_Enforcer hides
* Son_of_Enforcer calls out "don't take it out on Daddy DJ mommy


* DJ_Jr double yawns
* True_Phate sticks a apple in DJ's mouth
<True_Phate> stop yawning
* DJ_Jr chokes
* DJ_Jr can't breathe
* True_Phate watchs DJ die....
* DJ_Jr passes out
* Son_of_Enforcer helps his friend and kicks Phate in the shins


<DJ_Sith> gah
<Another_son_of_DJ> lol
<DJ_Sith> i dont want to know how many illiegitimate children i have running about :/


<The_Enforcer> I don't remember being the virgin mary
<DJ_Sith> ??
<The_Enforcer> Don't you have to have sex before ya have a kid?
<True_Phate> yes
* DJ_Jr looks at DJ then to the Enforcer
<DJ_Sith> usually unless youre host to a messiah i guuess
<The_Enforcer> Well considering I haven't done that in like 2 years
<Son_of_Whispy> waht is sex mommy?
<DJ_Sith> agh
<The_Enforcer> HOW CAN I HAVE A KID?!?!
<True_Phate> um
<DJ_Jr> Dad...what's sex?
<True_Phate> its when u....
<Son_of_Whispy> yes yess?
<True_Phate> D
<True_Phate> DJ
<True_Phate> little help?
<True_Phate> im thinking
<True_Phate> a kick would shut them up
<DJ_Sith> here ya go
<Son_of_Whispy> mommy, plese tell me, what is sex?
<DJ_Sith> http://www.allaboutsex.org/What_Is_Sex.html
[7:35pm] * DJ_Jr clicks


<DJ_Jr> daddy????
<DJ_Jr> can i have sex??
<True_Phate> sith
<True_Phate> cant u gag the basterds?
<DJ_Sith> ???
<Son_of_Whispy> daddy, waht is a "bastard"?


<Luke_Skywalker> ok, you really better stop slapping my nephews boy, or Ima have to whip out the saber


<Rauc-[]> Hey now, I am no uncle. I'm not related to Luke or Aso.
<Son_of_Whispy> just kidding we all know you are our cousin


* Son_of_Whispy pulls on unkie lukes pant leg
* Son_of_Whispy pulls harder on unkie luke's pant leg
* Luke_Skywalker tries to gently shake him off
<Son_of_Whispy> unkie luke, unkie luke!
<Luke_Skywalker> oh alright
* Luke_Skywalker puts Son of whispy back on his leg
<Son_of_Whispy> Unkie luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuke!
* Luke_Skywalker gives son of whispy something to chew on
<Son_of_Whispy> nkie luke!!
<Son_of_Whispy> unkie luke please
<Luke_Skywalker> hmm
* Son_of_Whispy has a book in his hands
<Son_of_Whispy> unkie luke!
<Luke_Skywalker> ohhh
<Luke_Skywalker> You want me to read you a story :)
<Son_of_Whispy> YAY unkie luke!
<Luke_Skywalker> ok..
* Luke_Skywalker opens the book
<Luke_Skywalker> Once upon a time
<Luke_Skywalker> in a land, much different from real life
<Luke_Skywalker> it was called....mIRC
<Luke_Skywalker> the people in mIRC were very friendly
<Rauc-[]> Suppose you are driving down the street in your canoo, and all 4 wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?
<Luke_Skywalker> not now Rauc :P
<Luke_Skywalker> wait, what do pancakes have to do with anything?
<Luke_Skywalker> BACK to the story :)
<Son_of_Whispy> yay unkie luke
<Luke_Skywalker> mIRC was full of very friendly people, nobody was ever evil towards one another
<Luke_Skywalker> except for one person
* Son_of_Whispy eyes get heavy
<Luke_Skywalker> goes by the name of
<Luke_Skywalker> TRUE PHATE!!! DUN dun DUUUUN!!!
* DJ_Jr falls asleep
<Son_of_Whispy> true phat was a meany wasn't he unkie?
* DJ_Jr sleeps
<Luke_Skywalker> yes son of whispy
* Son_of_Whispy snuggles closer
<Luke_Skywalker> :)
* Son_of_Whispy falls asleep
<Luke_Skywalker> True Phate was never very social, so he never...
<Luke_Skywalker> hmm
<Luke_Skywalker> he fell asleep....
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This post was edited by Insaniac[JAP] on Mar 02 2003 01:20pm.

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Jul 16 2004 05:09am

tarpman
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Bumping old threads rules.
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Jul 14 2004 02:02pm

DJK
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bUMB :D

Jul 14 2004 09:06am

Acey Spadey
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 Acey Spadey

ww00t bump
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Jan 24 2004 01:05pm

Mreoton
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heh :P this thread still makes me laugh :D

Jan 24 2004 05:22am

Insaniac[JAP]
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 Insaniac[JAP]

*coughBUMPcough*
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Jan 12 2004 11:30am

Drunkenduck
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 Drunkenduck

What happend to that meanie? True Phate? :P
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Jan 11 2004 05:15am

Apologetic
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 Apologetic

what was the end of the story like Luke?
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Jan 09 2004 09:51pm

Mreoton
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lol i agree with thomas IT RUUUUULEZ

Jan 09 2004 05:43am

Insaniac[JAP]
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 Insaniac[JAP]

huh, quite tonight, isn't it?
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Jan 06 2004 12:44pm

Thomasooo
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ROFL @ this thread!!! ^^ :D:D:D

PLEASE, DEAR JAC's! MAKE IT A PERM!!! :D:D
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Jan 04 2004 12:10am

Orion
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 Orion

OMG THE BEST THREAD EVER it should be a sticky!!!
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Jan 04 2004 12:07am

Insaniac[JAP]
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 Insaniac[JAP]

I love this thread!
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Nov 09 2003 01:39pm

Stimpski
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 Stimpski

oh good god! jeez dj, a little busy there?

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Nov 09 2003 12:33pm

Axion
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 Axion

lol.. i just read the whole thing.. *laughs* well you 2 should have gotten an abortion :P:P:P:P:P :D
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Nov 09 2003 08:47am

Orion
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 Orion

ill help BUMP!
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Nov 03 2003 10:33am

Rei D'Kana
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ehehehe

Nov 03 2003 03:12am

Acey Spadey
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 Acey Spadey

*cough...bump*
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Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
Quote:
(Random hella old quote) <Fizz of Belouve> .. in sovjet russia, cereals spit at YOU!
Quote:
whats the point of growing up, if your not allowed to act childish!
Padawan - Henkes


Sep 10 2003 06:39am

Orion
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 Orion

lol, we cant let these things die dj :)
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Sep 10 2003 06:09am

FaDed
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 FaDed

one word...

homocron :D

Sep 10 2003 06:00am

DJ Sith
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 DJ Sith

gah... whyyyyyy
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Sep 09 2003 08:43am

Orion
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 Orion

*cough* BUMP *Cough*
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When a Man lies he murder's some part of the world. These are the pale deaths which men misscall there lives. All this I cannot bear to witness any longer. Cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home? -Cliff Burton Owner of Smily's 1900th comment | <Lady_Catherine> i love your sexy white socks! | (Lady_Catherine) i adore u! | (Lady_Catherine) onion (Lady_Catherine) i lub u

Aug 08 2003 08:31am

Nero
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 Nero

:eek:
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Aug 07 2003 04:24am

Orion
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 Orion

lol ahh the memories i was there for that omg i was cryin from laughin soo hard
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Aug 07 2003 04:09am

Acey Spadey
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 Acey Spadey

*cough BUMP*


:P
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Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
Quote:
(Random hella old quote) <Fizz of Belouve> .. in sovjet russia, cereals spit at YOU!
Quote:
whats the point of growing up, if your not allowed to act childish!
Padawan - Henkes


Jul 17 2003 02:15am

Acey Spadey
 - Student
 Acey Spadey

LOLOLOL

*Chuckles Evily*
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Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
Quote:
(Random hella old quote) <Fizz of Belouve> .. in sovjet russia, cereals spit at YOU!
Quote:
whats the point of growing up, if your not allowed to act childish!
Padawan - Henkes


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