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Sared - Retired ![]() |
One sunny day in 2005, an old man was walking in front of the White House on Pennsylvania Avenue. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said," I would like to go in and meet with President Kerry." The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr. Kerry was not elected President." The old man said, "Okay" and walked away. The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Kerry." The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Kerry was not elected president and does not reside here." The man thanked him and, again, just walked away. The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U. S. Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Kerry." The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Kerry. I've told you already that Mr. Kerry was not elected president and does not reside here. Don't you understand?" The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it." The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow." _______________ I'm crazy, not stupid. This post was edited by Sared on Nov 13 2004 07:57am. |
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. - Ex-Student |
![]() ![]() _______________ 4/20/2005----Left the academy because I did'nt feel welcomed. |
Ashyr - Student ![]() |
Ha, that reminds me of Family Guy. "The more you know" _______________ Top ten reasons to get a better computer...|My fan |
tarpman - The Tarped Avenger ![]() |
Public Service Announcement: Canada rules. Especially B.C. Have a nice day. ![]() _______________ Saving the world, one kilobyte at a time. |
Duffman - Student |
and for another thing, the popular vote DOES NOT determine who wins the presidential race. so go cry some more about the injustice in the world, blame the old incompotent ppl we send to florida for retirement, whatever lets you sleep at night. deal with it or not, thats your choice. Have a wonderfull day. _______________ *Sigh* Married to Mirael D'kana, Former master to Shangri Stomwind and Crash D'Kana, Owner of Gil-Galad's 100th post, Khâ D'Kana's 700th post, and friend to just about everyone |
JavaGuy - Student ![]() |
Bush won in 2000. It was also confirmed by numerous recounts after the fact. This is fact. Deal with it. _______________ My signature is only one line. You're welcome. |
Duffman - Student |
get over it already _______________ *Sigh* Married to Mirael D'kana, Former master to Shangri Stomwind and Crash D'Kana, Owner of Gil-Galad's 100th post, Khâ D'Kana's 700th post, and friend to just about everyone |
(SKX) Dark Blade - Student |
But was Bush in 2000? He still became president regardless... _______________ What is the difference between love and Herpes? Herpes lasts forever. (CDC joke) Padawans: Trad Redav, Darth Jello, Tallepyon, Shang Chi, Dopp, Karlin Duke, AuroN, Koushka, Damon, and Katan Brother to Xanatos |
Ashyr - Student ![]() |
LOL Nice. _______________ Top ten reasons to get a better computer...|My fan |
Duffman - Student |
HA! ownt ![]() _______________ *Sigh* Married to Mirael D'kana, Former master to Shangri Stomwind and Crash D'Kana, Owner of Gil-Galad's 100th post, Khâ D'Kana's 700th post, and friend to just about everyone |
Jacen Aratan - Student |
Boo. ![]() |
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