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Politically Incorrect (and loving it)
Nov 13 2004 07:57am

Sared
 - Retired
Sared
One sunny day in 2005, an old man was walking in front of the White House on Pennsylvania Avenue.

He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said," I would like
to go in and meet with President Kerry."

The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr. Kerry was not
elected President."

The old man said, "Okay" and walked away.
The following day, the same man approached the White House and said
to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President
Kerry."

The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Kerry
was not elected president and does not reside here."

The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.
The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to
the very same U. S. Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with
President Kerry."

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man
and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking
to speak to Mr. Kerry. I've told you already that Mr. Kerry was not
elected president and does not reside here. Don't you understand?"

The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand. I just
love hearing it."

The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "See you
tomorrow."
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This post was edited by Sared on Nov 13 2004 07:57am.

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Nov 20 2004 01:29pm

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 - Ex-Student

:alliance:Sometimes being politically or socially incorrect is a very good thing. Seems like the idea of homosexuality is getting stronger and straight people who oppose that life style are being labeled as outcasts or evil people or worse. Thats just fine if thats the kinda lifestyle you choose I wont be the one to judge you. Im politically and socially incorrect and im proud of it....my theory is....if you dont believe its right....speak your mind....thats why god gave you a mouth and speech for.:alliance:
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Nov 20 2004 08:32am

Ashyr
 - Student
 Ashyr

Ha, that reminds me of Family Guy. "The more you know"
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Nov 15 2004 04:49am

tarpman
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 tarpman

Public Service Announcement: Canada rules. Especially B.C. Have a nice day. :D
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Nov 14 2004 02:20pm

Duffman
 - Student
 Duffman

and for another thing, the popular vote DOES NOT determine who wins the presidential race.

so go cry some more about the injustice in the world, blame the old incompotent ppl we send to florida for retirement, whatever lets you sleep at night.

deal

with

it

or not, thats your choice.

Have a wonderfull day.
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Nov 14 2004 02:11pm

JavaGuy
 - Student
 JavaGuy

Bush won in 2000. It was also confirmed by numerous recounts after the fact. This is fact. Deal with it.

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Nov 14 2004 10:00am

Duffman
 - Student
 Duffman

get over it already
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Nov 13 2004 07:05pm

(SKX) Dark Blade
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 (SKX) Dark Blade

But was Bush in 2000? He still became president regardless...
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Nov 13 2004 06:37pm

Ashyr
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 Ashyr

LOL Nice.
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Nov 13 2004 01:29pm

Duffman
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 Duffman

HA! ownt :P
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Nov 13 2004 09:06am

Jacen Aratan
 - Student

Boo. :P

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