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Demon - Student  |
We have all had bad dates...but this takes the cake. This just tells you how tough it is to be single nowadays. This was on the "Tonight Show" with Jay Leno. Jay went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience. There absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize! She said it was midwinter ... snowing and quite cold...and the guy had taken her skiing to Lake Arrowhead. It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and truly had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon. They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while. Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her pee beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car. They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and started. Unfortunately, in the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation. Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to pump handles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold. Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor she answered her date's concerns about "what is taking so long" with a reply that indeed, she was "freezing her butt off and in need of some assistance"! He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free. So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender. As for the Tonight Show ... she took the prize hands down ... or perhaps that should be "pants down." And you thought your first date was embarrassing. Jay Leno's comment - - - - This gives a whole new meaning to being "pissed off." Taken from www.ebaumsworld.com _______________ Quote: Peace is a lie, there is only passion. Through passion I gain strength. Through strength I gain power. Through power I gain victory. Through victory my chains are broken. The Force will free me. -The Code of The Sith |
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Rosales - Student |
thats a really f@ck´up situation. or not?  _______________ yo soy rosales |
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Jade Jedi - Retired 
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Quote: Couldn't he have just heated up some water from the engine? My thoughts exactly water from radiator would have worked.  Very very funny though lol. Was her name Miss Peeboby  _______________ *CLICKEH->Never risk the Fett Man|*Download my Saber here. Made by master craftsman Pink Floyd_Mintaka + his 2002 & 4000 comment's [Laz's 700th comment][BDKawika's 600th comment] & Owner of a TOWEL award!!|Master: Sared Padawans: Rage-Ball and Dante Eagle.|*Jade Jedi at The Jedi Academy Archives "There's only one Return and it's not of the King it's of the Jedi" Randal Clerks 2 The top 10 reasons why I procrastinate: 1. This comment was edited by Jade Jedi on Jan 07 2005 02:17pm. |
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DJK - Student 
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Hahahahahahha!!!!!!!!!!!1 *ROFL* hahaha omg!! |
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thewind - Student |
You can't expect a guy who pees on a girl's butt to be very intelligient... |
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Garos - Student 
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Couldn't he have just heated up some water from the engine? |
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 Warning-Mild Adult Content...Kids cover your eyes!I got that girl beat. The WORST date I was ever on well took place after we got back from dinner. We went into my bedroom and proceeded to get our freak on and she moaned loudly and she really got into and screamed out F' me big daddy. Normally this would be great for a guy to hear. The only thing was my grandparents were upstairs and heard the whole thing. How embarassing is that? _______________ 4/20/2005----Left the academy because I did'nt feel welcomed. This comment was edited by . on Jan 04 2005 09:30am. |
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xAnAtOs - Student |
Daaaayum man _______________ Brother to Luke Skywalker and (SKX) Dark Blade 
Lag Brother to Acey Spadey
Jools is my best friend.
<Henkes> nebody feeling like abusing me with a lightsaber?|+Smilykrazy grabs Gradius, beats the living CRAP out of him, then throws him into a huge vat of ACID |
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Duffman - Student 
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oh my.................... *shakes head sadly* what is this world coming to?  _______________ *Sigh* Married to Mirael D'kana, Former master to Shangri Stomwind and Crash D'Kana, Owner of Gil-Galad's 100th post, Khâ D'Kana's 700th post, and friend to just about everyone |
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thewind - Student |
woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow |
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Ashyr - Student 
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That sucks. _______________ Top ten reasons to get a better computer...|My fan |
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Nero - Student 
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Quote: ooh, ouch.... that must be one freaky turn of events. The guy had to pee on her butt to get it loose?? What, he didn't have anything like a hot water bottle or something or some other method of heated water  Or he was a little feti-ish  _______________ -Nero Quote: Curious, Smartass, what else? |
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Mic Den Octela - Student 
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ooh, ouch.... that must be one freaky turn of events. The guy had to pee on her butt to get it loose?? What, he didn't have anything like a hot water bottle or something or some other method of heated water _______________ -Padawan of Virtue -Brother of Menaxia, *|irael, Krynn Adept, Majno, Ris Win Juljul, DaMi3N, Beowulf, Dash Starlight, Carrock and Yuken Zalak Bartender at Munes bar. Sir Mic of Nippledom! Proudly beating Wang, since '07. (Crackdown) |
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Smilykrazy - Retired 
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haha i told my mom and sister this story and they almost peed there pants laughing! _______________ RIP MOM 06/29/58-07/31/08 Married to Koyi Donita 4/30/11 |
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delta - Student 
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/me starts up the Roffle cooker for a double order... _______________ ~Dav Proud Former Padawan of 3th |
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Smilykrazy - Retired
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O M G!!!!!!! That is soooooooooooooo embarrasing!! HAHAHAHA!! Sounds like something that would happen to me though! _______________ RIP MOM 06/29/58-07/31/08 Married to Koyi Donita 4/30/11 |
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