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SilkMonkey - Distributor of Cold Ones  |
I don't know if anyone else has seen this guy's writings but they are pretty funny...although somewhat disturbing. The link is suitable generally for those 15+...be warned. English Teacher in Japan _______________ |-HK-47 -SilkMonkey: You are receiving a warning for being_too_sexy. If you do not stop, action will be taken against you.|| (11:13:43) � Virtue dances for Silk ||Smiling owner of Smilykrazy's 6000th comment =) ||Odan Wei's Proud Big Brother|| Janus is my official TaruTaru Cuddly Animal Type Person. ||(@Virtue) Or you could just be a man and set fire to your genitals.....you won't fall asleep for days after that.......trust me.||Thomas Skywalker er for sexy for sitt eget beste!!!!| Not changing sig until the JA loosens up. (Started: Aug 31, 2005) |
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solitude - Jedi Council 
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lmfao this is quality  _______________ Joined 16 October 2004 | Retired 10 April 2005 | Returned 05 June 2008 | Made Staff 27 June 2008 | Made Council 18 January 2009 Padawan To Odan-Wei Belouve | Adopted into the Belouve family | Twin to xAnAtOs | Owner of the 4th Quesi sexy badge Brother To Roan Belouve, Nomad, Majno, Silkmonkey, Kensei and Jarhok Belouve
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Kainz00r - Jedi Knight 
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Yeah i've read these before, they're great =D _______________ Fervent supporter of duelling - leave a message if you would like to battle! Married to Masta. |
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Garos - Student 
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This guy is awesome Did anyone else read his other stuff? Not just the school teacher part |
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SilkMonkey - Distributor of Cold Ones 
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Quote: I would probably end up in a legal suit because I poped some kid in the head after he tried to grab my goodies. Yeah probably, but I think he explains that one of the main reasons they try to do this is because he is African-American and thus the stereotype is that he's well hung. Seriously, they need to stereotype us Caucasians sometime.  _______________ |-HK-47 -SilkMonkey: You are receiving a warning for being_too_sexy. If you do not stop, action will be taken against you.|| (11:13:43) � Virtue dances for Silk ||Smiling owner of Smilykrazy's 6000th comment =) ||Odan Wei's Proud Big Brother|| Janus is my official TaruTaru Cuddly Animal Type Person. ||(@Virtue) Or you could just be a man and set fire to your genitals.....you won't fall asleep for days after that.......trust me.||Thomas Skywalker er for sexy for sitt eget beste!!!!| Not changing sig until the JA loosens up. (Started: Aug 31, 2005) |
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Ash - Eats Babies 
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You know, his job sounded like it might actually be kind fun. I wouldn't mind going over to Japan and teach kids english. But after reading this guy's missadventures I doubt it would ever be worth it. I would probably end up in a legal suit because I poped some kid in the head after he tried to grab my goodies. _______________ "We keep odd hours...." ----------------------- They Live, We Sleep |
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Vaughn - Student 
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Man, some of these, i read, thought for a split second, then laughed for 5 minutes. Examples? Quote: He took a long drag from his cigarette, looked off into the distance, and said "Soo da ne." Translation - "That's right, huh?" Damn skippy, son. America 3, Japan 0. Quote: The Cutest, Sweetest Girl in the Universe(...) I'm going to hell. um... Quote: Thankfully, I had my emergency fallback - my baggy pants, and Mousey missed. But not by much. I almost let this slide, but I knew if I did I might as well bend over and paint a bullseye on my arse. So I caught up to him and put him in a headlock as he was on his way to class. "What in the world did you just do?" I ask. "Kancho." He says nonchalantly, as if it's the most natural thing in the world to try and ram your fingers up someone's arse. (think Naruto) "Uh-huh. If you ever try that again, I will give you the biggest kancho in the history of Japan," I say. "General Tojo will feel it 60 years ago, and call his planes back before they get to Pearl Harbor. Got it?" "Got it." I loved that one, becuase we just recently talked about Pearl Harbour in history class. Quote: I caught him...I restrained him with my left hand, dropped to one knee, put my right hand back as far as I could, said "One thousand years of pain!!" in the over-blown anime style and everything, and prepared to kancho him straight to Hell. The boy was freaked out. I think tears were even streaming down his face. I don't blame him. In retrospect, I can't even imagine - you're a 12 year old Japanese boy being forcibly restrained by a large black man who is bound and determined to penetrate your arse. I would have been crying too. Im ruining these.. ill stop now. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA _______________ When you become an actor, you become the person, and you dont act anymore. You just are. - Tyler HP, Taught by Mr G Simpson |
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Bubu - Hubbub 
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HAHA! Seeing as I live in Japan, this is hilarious _______________ make install -not war |
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A'Sharad Hett - Student 
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GMOGMO "But I've actually gotten pretty good at dodging it, much like Spider-man I have developed a Kancho Sense that tells me where and when it's coming before it comes." _______________ Viking in training. Ray: Good evening... as a duly appointed representative of the city, county and state of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place or origin, or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension. Venkman: That oughta do it. Thanks very much, Ray. |
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Vaughn - Student 
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even if it is fake. AHAHAAHAHA thats GOLD! _______________ When you become an actor, you become the person, and you dont act anymore. You just are. - Tyler HP, Taught by Mr G Simpson |
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Sfire - Student 
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lol _______________ |Sfire - Padawan to MOTREC, Gradius| |Owner of Motrec's and Gradius's 999th Comments! Also Smily's 5001 comment and 3th's 1903 comment! Also, cannot forget to mention the proud owner of Gradius' 3000th comment!| |
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