That post is written by something that is so stupid, if I took its tiny brain and rolled it down the edge of a razor blade, it would be like a lone car going down a six lane highway. Try learning elementary grammar before attempting to inflict your next literary abomination on this message board.

Trying to get something of value out of your post is like trying to squeeze orange juice out of an apple. You're just another Internet-addicted idiot suffering from diarrhea of the mouth and constipation of the mind. Have you ever noticed that whenever you sit behind a keyboard, some idiot starts typing? You bring to mind a quote from Josh Billing: "Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair."

I'm busy trying to imagine you with a personality. Maybe you'd be less boring once I got to know you, but I don't want to take that chance. You have the warm personal charm of a millipede and about as much class as a bucket of mucous lodged on top of a dumpster in a Blue Light district of New Jersey. Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if didn't lack even the dim flicker of sentience needed to qualify as a imbecile; if your weren't so fat that the Brooklyn Bridge would collapse if you ever tried to go Bungee Jumping off of it, or if your face wasn't so ugly that visitors to the Ugly Palace pay money NOT to see you. Who am I kidding? You would.

In conclusion, thank you. We were all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. Now get the hell out of here!