| Maddox's review of EP3 | |
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(Jedi)Obi-JK - Student  |
Fianlly a review of EP3 that agree with. http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=episode3 _______________ Silent Bob (Kevin Smith): You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you. -Steve (Obi) |
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tarpman - The Tarped Avenger 
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Quote: Want to read something extremely funny bashing Star Wars Episode III? Then check this out! AWESOME. Beautiful. Mentions every single obvious stupid decision by GL that I thought of, and then some. _______________ Saving the world, one kilobyte at a time. |
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(Jedi)Obi-JK - Student 
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Quote: Want to read something extremely funny bashing Star Wars Episode III? Then check this out! AWESOME. _______________ Silent Bob (Kevin Smith): You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you. -Steve (Obi) |
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Kenyon - Lord of the Dance 
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Want to read something extremely funny bashing Star Wars Episode III? Then check this out! |
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Thomasooo - Student 
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When I first read the review, I had never read any of Maddox' earlier articles. Being a Star Wars fan, his review sort of ticked me off. Now I've read all of his articles, and each one has cracked me up big time! Maddox is a genius IMO.  _______________ In the navy and LOVING it! 
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Jacen Aratan - Student |
I'm just gonna highlight a few of the goldpieces in this AWESOME discussion! Quote: well wtf did this stupid guy watch ep. 3 if he didn't like the other 5 ???  and what is he complaining about? maybe that he was so dumb to watch this movie and write this ridiculous review. im really sry for you man.  Quote: Yeah exactly, I did'nt see him write about anything he llike's, probably because he's scared someone will make fun of him and his intrest's. Remember, opinion's are like A$$ holes everybody has one but no one wants to hear your's. Any of you people SERIOUSLY read Maddox's review because you expect a fair, objective assesment? LOL! It's his style to bash and flame anything and anyone, why read it for anything but comedic value? And yeah, I am positive it's all because he's afraid of being mocked. He got bullied as a child. And besides, nobody wants to hear fairy tales about how cute/good something is, flaming is way more fun! And if you actually *are* looking for a serious, unbiased view on something, you're a fool to go to Maddox.. <3 how some of you people take him the least bit seriously... he's funneh.EDIT: Ohhh, forgot this great work of comedy: Quote: okay is a total nutcrack. He must stare at a blank wall for entertainment because he rips every movie,video game, tv show, and sport to pieces.  -={LoLzZ}=- -<GF M8>- hEhEhE This comment was edited by Jacen Aratan on Jun 26 2005 04:08pm. |
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Vasper Ba'xian - Student 
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LOL....he does make some good points! _______________ Brother to: Tamal, Kavar, J.D.,Jermia, Devlin, Ulic, Xiabara, Seij,Tarron Mib,>>>ROCK ON .My Spacescapes art page.My Everything Else art page. MY FAV. Jedi Are: Qui-Gon Jinn, Corran Horn, and Anakin Solo. Unofficial Master to Tamal. and Kavar. Founder of the Wuji Hundun Jian saber style. Proud owner of Tamal's 200th comment!//Proud owner of Refl3x's 300th comment!>>>Proud owner of Tyrant's 800th comment>>>Proud owner of Lucky's 170th comment>>>Proud owner of BDKawika's 444th comment>>>To except Existance is to except Reality.
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Nuebus - Student 
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Quote: GOOD NEWS i found this guy and hung him and beat him with my toy lightsabers. w00t go u! ... ... so who was it i just stabbed? _______________ Sanity is for the weak -Let the madness consume you... I'ma moron, i'm the master of morons, i even got a club of morons... so how do u beat me at bein a moron?... and no, not by being u. Ex-Padawan of Chaos~ |
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Jeramia Adept - Student 
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GOOD NEWS i found this guy and hung him and beat him with my toy lightsabers. _______________ The Force is my ally, and a powerful ally it is. Padawan Brother to Darth Sirius |
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DarthMike - Student 
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okay is a total nutcrack. He must stare at a blank wall for entertainment because he rips every movie,video game, tv show, and sport to pieces. _______________ "You can't get Windows on a Mac because the drivers are not compatible." --- Some dude from the Geek Squad "So if you have quad-core, you have four times the RAM, right?" --- Some guy at Best Buy |
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DaRtH-MoBiLiTy - Student 
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Quote: Oh really? It just so happens that this "children's movie" has a scene where a guy gets his hands chopped off, a graphic decapitation, the wanton slaughter of children (the highlight of any movie), and the coolest scene in any space action movie starring Ewan McGregor: Anakin getting his legs chopped off as his stumps catch fire while his face melts. By the way, if you haven't seen this movie yet, don't read the previous sentence. I LOVE IT!!!!!......ROFL.... -DM- _______________ One Day, it will all end. |
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3th - Retired 
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Quote: i can't believe Kenyon, of all people, would give someone in the performing arts such discretion!  But 3th... it's Star Wars!  fair enough! (but i would still call harrison ford an actor!) _______________ this is the internet, be serious damn it! |
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Kenyon - Lord of the Dance 
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Quote: That wink, means this is a joke right? You figure it out, Sherlock. |
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(Jedi)Obi-JK - Student 
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Quote: i can't believe Kenyon, of all people, would give someone in the performing arts such discretion! But 3th... it's Star Wars! That wink, means this is a joke right? _______________ Silent Bob (Kevin Smith): You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you. -Steve (Obi) |
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Kenyon - Lord of the Dance
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Quote: i can't believe Kenyon, of all people, would give someone in the performing arts such discretion! But 3th... it's Star Wars! |
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Matsky - Student 
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This post should die... If you hate the new Star Wars, so be it. Madox is not a SW fan, and even if it were, it is not for his image on the site to say so. He's building a reputation for ripping anything and everything (it works you know). It's just an image. Reviews to me are useless and insulting to me as a person. I am quite able to form my own opinion about anything, especially a work of literature. Granted there's so much out there sometimes its good to be pointed in the right direction, and at times pointed away from stuff. This however should be done by someone who is qualified to comment on film and literature, and not working to an agenda to criticise everything. I would only give him credit if he did fair reviews of everything, not just critiques. I would not recommend this to anyone. Sure when I first thought it I also agreed with many points, and my first comments were "It's good, but this and this and that were so shit". Now however after seeing it a few more times and thinking about it, most of my criticisms are nothing that could not be explained away, as much of the things in the originals were. Basically, I get a feeling from watching 4, 5, 6, and a different feeling from watching 1, 2, 3. But both feelings are good and will make me watch them again, but granted I do enjoy the originals far far more at this time, it's not enough reason for me to hate the new ones. |
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(Jedi)Obi-JK - Student
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Quote: feel like it fits better with the theme now? Yup, thanks _______________ Silent Bob (Kevin Smith): You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you. -Steve (Obi) |
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Quote: There is something wrong with your post: 1.) I agree with it 2.) It doesn't bash Maddox himself 3.) It doesn't bash the review using the words, joke/terrible/garabage, and not backup the claims. WELL GO F*CK YOURSELF THEN!!! feel like it fits better with the theme now? _______________ this is the internet, be serious damn it! |
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(Jedi)Obi-JK - Student
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Quote: I don't get why people treat Star Wars so seriously anyway - it's a great universe, but it's supposed to be fun, a bit of a roller coaster ride, not anything serious. That's why I always crack up when people start pointing out plot holes or inconsistensies, because my attention is focused somewhere else, between the fortune cookie Jedi wisdom and the awesome cheesy monologues. I'm also kind of surprised at the amount of banter in this thread, maybe because (Jedi)Obi-JK is so defensive when it comes to this review, I dunno. All I can say is, move along, move along! i can't believe Kenyon, of all people, would give someone in the performing arts such discretion! when you drop that much cash on a film, you can shoot as many holes in the freakin thing as you want! to not to, would perpetuate the idea that it's ok to throw money around frivolously! and star wars isn't a B-movie btw. the budget alone takes it out of that category. There is something wrong with your post: 1.) I agree with it 2.) It doesn't bash Maddox himself 3.) It doesn't bash the review using the words, joke/terrible/garabage, and not backup the claims. _______________ Silent Bob (Kevin Smith): You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you. -Steve (Obi) |
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Quote: I don't get why people treat Star Wars so seriously anyway - it's a great universe, but it's supposed to be fun, a bit of a roller coaster ride, not anything serious. That's why I always crack up when people start pointing out plot holes or inconsistensies, because my attention is focused somewhere else, between the fortune cookie Jedi wisdom and the awesome cheesy monologues. I'm also kind of surprised at the amount of banter in this thread, maybe because (Jedi)Obi-JK is so defensive when it comes to this review, I dunno. All I can say is, move along, move along! i can't believe Kenyon, of all people, would give someone in the performing arts such discretion! imo, when you drop that much cash on a film, you can shoot as many holes in the freakin thing as you want! to not to, would perpetuate the idea that it's ok to throw money around frivolously!  and the star wars movies aren't B-movies btw (well, you could MAYBE argue the first one was, with the lack of no-name actors and all). the budget alone takes it out of that category. _______________ this is the internet, be serious damn it! This comment was edited by 3th on Jun 13 2005 11:20pm. |
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DaMi3N - Padawan 
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well wtf did this stupid guy watch ep. 3 if he didn't like the other 5 ??? and what is he complaining about? maybe that he was so dumb to watch this movie and write this ridiculous review. im really sry for you man. |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student 
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my version is that he slaughters the entire town, which is caught unawares Well, anyway, Jedi Obi-JK, Buzz meant that if he keeps this up, sooner or later he'll lose his public. Eventually they'll get sick of it. _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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(Jedi)Obi-JK - Student
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Quote: And the boy who cried wolf lost the sheep because no one bothered listening to him anymore. Yeah, your right, no one visits that site anymore. Quote: The wolf eats the sheep in your version? You sissies, he eats the boy in ours. _______________ Silent Bob (Kevin Smith): You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you. -Steve (Obi) |
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Buzz - Student 
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do you know how long its been since I've seen that story? _______________ When you are going through Hell, keep going. -Sir Winston Churchill. Those who seek power and control of others, no matter the level, no matter the intentions, should never be given it. |
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Kenyon - Lord of the Dance
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Quote: And the boy who cried wolf lost the sheep because no one bothered listening to him anymore. The wolf eats the sheep in your version? You sissies, he eats the boy in ours. |
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Buzz - Student
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And the boy who cried wolf lost the sheep because no one bothered listening to him anymore. _______________ When you are going through Hell, keep going. -Sir Winston Churchill. Those who seek power and control of others, no matter the level, no matter the intentions, should never be given it. |
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