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Nov 28 2024 04:33pm

Battlin' Billy
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I'll try to post one joke a day on here. Feel free to add a joke or 2 yourself.

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This post was edited by doobie on Mar 02 2004 04:52pm.

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Sep 25 2004 05:56pm

CuZzA
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 CuZzA

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Again I apologize if this offends anyone, I don't take racism seriously and I think that people who are are pathetic :D


Thats a sick comment jake...sick::o
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Sep 25 2004 02:30pm

Jake Kainite
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 Jake Kainite

I got that beat silk, theres a whole series, please don't look down on me for them though, they're not racist, just stereotypes:

what do you call:

a black guy in a ferrari? Guilty
a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? A victim
a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A quarterback
a white guy surrounded by 100 black guys? A prison warden
a white guy surrounded by 40 million black guys? The prime minister of the UK


Again I apologize if this offends anyone, I don't take racism seriously and I think that people who are are pathetic :D


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Sep 25 2004 08:06am

SilkMonkey
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 SilkMonkey

Okay I got a joke...

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 11 minority guys? Football coach.
:P

It was like that at my High School freshman year on the varsity team....:o
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Sep 25 2004 03:31am

Plo Koon
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 Plo Koon

well alot of what N@ti said has happened before,its sad,i wish we could all be peaceful as one.
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Sep 24 2004 11:03pm

3th
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i think the joke was more pointing out the tendancies of humans to be racist. the joke's not really racist in and of itself. i thought it was humorous :)

oh, and it was bashing a white guy (if one assumes the pilot is white :P)
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Sep 24 2004 04:37pm

SilkMonkey
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Wow...another one of those racially motivated jokes. :-\

We need some white guy bashing going in here, and not just because thats 98% of our membership. :P :cool:
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This comment was edited by SilkMonkey on Sep 24 2004 04:38pm.

Sep 23 2004 10:16pm

N@TI
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 N@TI

well this will probbly annoy u guys but here's a joke : american a black american and a russian are flying on an airplane... the pilot come and say thet they are about to crash cuz the weight and 1 of them must jump out... the pilot says he want to give them all fair chanses so he ask them qustions. to the american he askes : how many ppl are there in america?? he answers 12 miliion etc. he asks the russian how many ppl are there in russia he answers 11 million etc. then he asks the black man how many ppl are there in china?? the black says the correct number then the pilot says : "names my friend i want names...
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Sep 22 2004 05:49am

SilkMonkey
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HAHAHA nice.
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Sep 22 2004 03:08am

Shang Chi
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 Shang Chi

A man is in his front yard attempting to fly a kite with his son. Every time the kite gets up into the air, it comes crashing down.

This goes on for awhile when his wife sticks her head out of the front door and yells, "You need more tail".

The father turns to his son and says, "Son, I'll never understand your mother. I told her yesterday I needed more tail, and she told me to go fly a kite"
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Sep 22 2004 12:34am

SilkMonkey
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 SilkMonkey

What's the secret to making sexeh babies?

Ask doobies parents. :cool:
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Sep 19 2004 07:32pm

Thomasooo
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 Thomasooo

w00t! :D
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Sep 19 2004 07:26pm

Selph Senatu
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 Selph Senatu

Ok, there was this pirate sailing, and then this sea monster killed him, mwhahahaha

Sep 19 2004 07:10pm

SilkMonkey
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 SilkMonkey

HAHAHA A PREACHER GOT PWN3D BY ST. PETER!!!:)
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Sep 18 2004 06:20pm

Italian Ice
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 Italian Ice

he he
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Sep 18 2004 04:32pm

Thomasooo
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 Thomasooo

St. Peter was guarding the port of heaven, when suddenly a biker arrived asking for permission to enter. St. Peter asked: "How have you used your penis during your time on Earth?" The biker answered: "I've used it 80% for sex, and 20% for peeing. The biker was let in.

Following him was an ordinary man. St. Peter asked him the same question. The man answered: 50% for peeing, 50% for sex. He was let in.

Following the regular man was a preacher. St. Peter asked him all the necessary questions, then, at last, he got to the one about how he had used his penis. The preacher answered: "20% for sex and 80% for peeing", being sure he was getting in.
Then St. Peter answered: "Sorry, can't let ya in!"
"Why not?", asked the preacher.
"Do you think heaven is a common toilet?"

:P
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Sep 18 2004 01:38pm

Bail Hope of Belouve
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 Bail Hope of Belouve

LOL!!:P
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Sep 17 2004 11:37am

Italian Ice
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 Italian Ice

Two ninety-year old men, Moe and Sam, have been friends all their lives. It seems that Sam is dying, so Moe comes to visit him.
"Sam," says Moe, "You know how we have both played and loved baseball all our lives. Sam, you have to do me one favor. When you go, somehow you've got to tell me if there's baseball in heaven."
Sam looks up at Moe from his death bed and says, "Moe, you've been my friend many years. This favor I'll do for you." And with that, Sam passes on.
It is midnight a couple nights later. Moe is sound asleep when a distant voice calls out to him, "Moe.... Moe...."
"Who is it?" says Moe sitting up suddenly. "Who is it?"
"Moe, it's Sam."
"Come on. You're not Sam. Sam died."
"I'm telling you," insists the voice. "It's me, Sam!"
"Sam? Is that you? Where are you?"
"I'm in heaven," says Sam, "and I've got to tell you, I've got some good news and some bad news."
"Tell me the good news first," says Moe.
"The good news," says Sam "is that there is baseball in heaven."
"Really?" says Moe, "That's wonderful! What's the bad news?"
"You're pitching Tuesday!!!"
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Sep 17 2004 11:36am

Italian Ice
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 Italian Ice

A man walked into a bar. There, he saw a beautiful, smartly dressed woman perched on a bar stool. Approaching her he said, "Hello there gorgeous. How are you?"
Having already had a few power drinks, she turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said, "Listen! I'll screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, front door, back door, it
doesn't matter. I've been doing it since I got out of college. I just flat out love it."
Eyes wide with interest, he said, "No kidding? I'm a lawyer too! What firm are you with?"

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Sep 17 2004 11:22am

Italian Ice
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 Italian Ice

An Irishman's been at a pub all night drinking beer. The bartender finally says that the bar is closed. So he stands up to leave and falls flat on his face.
He figures he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up.
Once outside he stands up and falls flat on his face.
So he crawls home and at the door stands up and falls flat on his face. He crawls through the door and up the stairs. When he reaches his bed he tries one more time to stand up.
This time he falls right into bed and is sound asleep.
He awakens the next morning to his wife standing over him shouting at him. "So, you've been out drinking again!!"
"How did you know?" he asks.
"The pub called, you left your wheelchair there again."
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Sep 17 2004 02:57am

DJK
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 DJK

lol :P meenie :D

Sep 15 2004 06:25pm

JamesF1
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 JamesF1

This is the other one:

A father had two three daughters, one day they decided to confront him over their names.

"Daddy, why is my name Poppy?" "Well," said the father, "when you were born, a poppy fell on your head."

Then the second girl, "Daddy, why is my name Rose?" "Well, when you were born, a rose fell on your head," said the father.

Then the third girl, "RMosifaj (SsiklAGSAKL wQPjpppojAbbbbaaaa." The father replied, "shut up Cinderblock."

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Sep 15 2004 05:39pm

Thomasooo
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 Thomasooo

Haven't heard exactly that one, but something very much like it, Shang! :D
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Sep 15 2004 05:28am

Shang Chi
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 Shang Chi

oldie but still funny


This Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face.

"Say, mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm?"

She told him, "Because he was conceived during a mighty storm."

Then he asked, "Why is my sister named Cornflower?"

She replied, "Well, your father and I were in a cornfield when we made her."

"And why is my other sister called Moonchild?"

The mother said, "We were watching the moon landing while she was conceived."

Mother Indian paused and asked her son, "Tell me, Torn Rubber, why are you so curious?
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Sep 15 2004 03:16am

Flash
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 Flash

I read a slightly altered version of that joke on a birthday card in a store once....

Sep 15 2004 01:05am

DJK
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 DJK

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL @ 2nd!! :D

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