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I'll try to post one joke a day on here. Feel free to add a joke or 2 yourself._______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! This post was edited by doobie on Mar 02 2004 04:52pm. |
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Raziel Anjelis - Student 
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Quote: _____________________________ <NoahSoft> wizdom: Where? <wizdom> UK <NoahSoft> Is that in australia? _______________________________ LMFAO! _______________ Proud owner of El Vee For's 200th Comment, and Wicek's 2600th comment  DaMi3N's 400th, Trad Redav's 666th.
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Nuebus - Student 
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seriously i still havent got a decent reply 2 these conversations... am i just bein a prick or r they even remotely amusing? <zN|nJa> I wonder how tough the recruiting for suicide bomber school is <zN|nJa> 'now watch closely because I'm only gonna do this once' ________________________________ <Zybl0re> get up <Zybl0re> get on up <Zybl0re> get up <Zybl0re> get on up <phxl|paper> and DANCE * nmp3bot dances -< * nmp3bot dances |-< * nmp3bot dances /-< <[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet ____________________________ Wangtangs2 <AUTO-REPLY> : taking a dump >  PUSH!!!PRoGRaMMeRQ: I'm taking a screenshot of that and pasting that on my front website _____________________________ Nuclear Veasel: That's on the same island as Pearl Harbor, right? LiveThLfe: yes, it's all on Kaui (I think that's how you spell it) LiveThLfe: No wait... LiveThLfe: Oahu Nuclear Veasel: That's one hell of a different spelling... _____________________________ <NoahSoft> wizdom: Where? <wizdom> UK <NoahSoft> Is that in australia? _______________________________ <MechaRedMage> My Geography teacher told it to me... He was in mexico last year walking through an alley. Then three mexican guys jumped him and asked for his money. So he gave them his money ($.35) and then they looked at him and one guy pulled out a dollar and gave it to him saying "You need this more then we do." _______________ Sanity is for the weak -Let the madness consume you... I'ma moron, i'm the master of morons, i even got a club of morons... so how do u beat me at bein a moron?... and no, not by being u. Ex-Padawan of Chaos~ |
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Raziel Anjelis - Student
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Quote: ___________________________________ <abcbooze> a patriot missle shot down a british aircraft <i8> Damn British pilots flying into our missiles... ___________________________________ From a British person's point of view, shove a wad of C4 up his jacksie and attatch him to a tank. Hows that for friendly fire.  _______________ Proud owner of El Vee For's 200th Comment, and Wicek's 2600th comment DaMi3N's 400th, Trad Redav's 666th.
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Quote: <Starfleet> I'm playin America's Army Online <Starfleet> My task is to provide Friendly Fire rofl _______________ Saving the world, one kilobyte at a time. |
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Nuebus - Student 
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again with the conversations... i have no idea if u even like this... <Grimp> uh <Grimp> I think my cd-rom eject si broke <G_Reaper> Stop putting your drink on it *** Skky joined the party line. <Grimp> dammit <Grimp> my cd-rom drive is dead <Skky> that's what happens when you use it as a cup holder ___________________________________ <abcbooze> a patriot missle shot down a british aircraft <i8> Damn British pilots flying into our missiles... ___________________________________ * @Death-Blade wishes hotmail would be smart enough to block any email addresses with painfully obviously invalid domain names <@Death-Blade> assadfds@ajkdjsas.ase most certainly qualifies as such <Sinclair-> oh ###### i know that guy! _________________________________ <Starfleet> I'm playin America's Army Online <Starfleet> My task is to provide Friendly Fire _________________________________ wildcanary55: go away xzet27: why? wildcanary55: I'm working xzet27: this is ur boyfriend wildcanary55: this is your girlfriend's mother! xzet27: o xzet27: sry _______________ Sanity is for the weak -Let the madness consume you... I'ma moron, i'm the master of morons, i even got a club of morons... so how do u beat me at bein a moron?... and no, not by being u. Ex-Padawan of Chaos~ |
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Raziel Anjelis - Student 
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Shush. _______________ Proud owner of El Vee For's 200th Comment, and Wicek's 2600th comment DaMi3N's 400th, Trad Redav's 666th.
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tarpman - The Tarped Avenger 
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Quote: The word has now been taken to this Forum BY ME HAHA MINE!!!!!!!!!!!! except not... because it's MINE! /me takes the word back to its proper thread _______________ Saving the world, one kilobyte at a time. |
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Hitokiri - Student 
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Finally some good ones! Keep em coming! I don't want to have to post jokes =P Although mine suck. _______________ Ph34r m1 1337 5k1llz! This comment was edited by Hitokiri on Jul 28 2005 01:39pm. |
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Nuebus - Student
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wth r u on? _______________ Sanity is for the weak -Let the madness consume you... I'ma moron, i'm the master of morons, i even got a club of morons... so how do u beat me at bein a moron?... and no, not by being u. Ex-Padawan of Chaos~ |
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Para - Student 
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The word has now been taken to this Forum BY ME HAHA MINE!!!!!!!!!!!! _______________ Owner of: second ever Cookie Award Muro's- 450th comment |
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Nuebus - Student
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ahh scrap it i'm running outta jokes so i might as well send u amusing conversations. <Dream Caller> CNN - Three teenagers beat a mentally retarded man to death. <Striker> $5 says they blame it on video games <Adventurer> Yeah we all know that popular game where you kill retards (/sarcasm) <Thrasher> You've obviously never played counterstrike then. _______________________________________________ Unregistered> I think shes finally lost it...she sitting in the corner going *beep* *beep* and pretending shes a computer in the hope I will pay attention to her.... _______________________________________________ <Flaze> forum still down? <Vye-rus> Check yourself <Vye-rus> We're not slaves <Flaze> yep <Flaze> still down <Vye-rus> haha thanks for checking for me _______________ Sanity is for the weak -Let the madness consume you... I'ma moron, i'm the master of morons, i even got a club of morons... so how do u beat me at bein a moron?... and no, not by being u. Ex-Padawan of Chaos~ |
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Thomasooo - Student 
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AHhahahaha!! Nice joke, Shang Chi! _______________ In the navy and LOVING it!
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Phantom - Student 
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oooooo lol now i get it _______________ -Phantom Ex-Master to Threat. Proud owner of Sazabi's 1500th comment! And Threats 50th comment "Insanity: a perfect rational adjustment to an insane world" |
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Nuebus - Student
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Quote: "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!" "You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come." work it out. _______________ Sanity is for the weak -Let the madness consume you... I'ma moron, i'm the master of morons, i even got a club of morons... so how do u beat me at bein a moron?... and no, not by being u. Ex-Padawan of Chaos~ This comment was edited by Nuebus on Jul 15 2005 10:26pm. |
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Phantom - Student
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Ummm I dont get it I might be slow or something can someone explain that to me?  _______________ -Phantom Ex-Master to Threat. Proud owner of Sazabi's 1500th comment! And Threats 50th comment "Insanity: a perfect rational adjustment to an insane world" |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student 
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ROFL _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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Nuebus - Student
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LoL me was a lil slow... took a while 2 work that out. _______________ Sanity is for the weak -Let the madness consume you... I'ma moron, i'm the master of morons, i even got a club of morons... so how do u beat me at bein a moron?... and no, not by being u. Ex-Padawan of Chaos~ |
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Shang Chi - Student 
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John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night." She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?" John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife." "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said. The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary." She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised meself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come." _______________ Thirty spokes converge on a single hub, but it is in the space where there is nothing that the usefulness of the cart lies. Clay is molded to make a pot, but it is the space where there is nothing that the usefulness of the clay pot lies. Cut out doors and windows to make a room, but it is in the spaces where there is nothing that the usefulness of the room lies. Therefore, Benefit may be derived from something, but it is in nothing that we find usefulness. |
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Vasper Ba'xian - Student 
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Rofl...nice! _______________ Brother to: Tamal, Kavar, J.D.,Jermia, Devlin, Ulic, Xiabara, Seij,Tarron Mib,>>>ROCK ON .My Spacescapes art page.My Everything Else art page. MY FAV. Jedi Are: Qui-Gon Jinn, Corran Horn, and Anakin Solo. Unofficial Master to Tamal. and Kavar. Founder of the Wuji Hundun Jian saber style. Proud owner of Tamal's 200th comment!//Proud owner of Refl3x's 300th comment!>>>Proud owner of Tyrant's 800th comment>>>Proud owner of Lucky's 170th comment>>>Proud owner of BDKawika's 444th comment>>>To except Existance is to except Reality.
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Nuebus - Student
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lol nice . A husband comes in his bedroom with a goat in his arms and sais: Se dear, this its the cow i have sex with when you re depressed. His wife looks at him, smiles and tells him: If you wouldn't have been so stupid you would realize that's a goat. He looks at her, smiles and he tells her: IF you wouldn't been so stupid you would realize i was talking to the goat. _______________ Sanity is for the weak -Let the madness consume you... I'ma moron, i'm the master of morons, i even got a club of morons... so how do u beat me at bein a moron?... and no, not by being u. Ex-Padawan of Chaos~ |
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Vasper Ba'xian - Student
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OK I have a double. A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He says,"What are you doing?" She answers, "I'm moving to Las Vegas. I heard prostitutes there get paid $400 for doing what I do for you for free!" Later that night on her way out the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase. When she asks him where he's going, he replies... "I'm going to Vegas too. I want to see you live on $800 a year!" __________________________________________________ A man's wife asks him to go to the store to buy some cigarettes. So he walks down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes into a nearby bar to use the vending machine. At the bar he sees a beautiful woman and starts talking to her. They have a couple of beers and one thing leads to another and they end up in her apartment. After they've had their fun, he realizes its 3AM and says, "Oh no, its so late, my wife's going to kill me. Have you got any talcum powder?" She gives him some talcum powder, which he proceeds to rub on his hands and then he goes home. His wife is waiting for him in the doorway and she is pretty pissed. "Where the hell have you been?!" "Well, honey, it's like this. I went to the store like you asked, but they were closed. So I went to the bar to use the vending machine. I saw this great looking chick there and we had a few drinks and one thing led to another and I ended up in bed with her." "Oh yeah? Let me see your hands!" She sees his hands are covered with powder and... "You Y@&#@)*&@# liar!! You went bowling again!!" _______________ Brother to: Tamal, Kavar, J.D.,Jermia, Devlin, Ulic, Xiabara, Seij,Tarron Mib,>>>ROCK ON .My Spacescapes art page.My Everything Else art page. MY FAV. Jedi Are: Qui-Gon Jinn, Corran Horn, and Anakin Solo. Unofficial Master to Tamal. and Kavar. Founder of the Wuji Hundun Jian saber style. Proud owner of Tamal's 200th comment!//Proud owner of Refl3x's 300th comment!>>>Proud owner of Tyrant's 800th comment>>>Proud owner of Lucky's 170th comment>>>Proud owner of BDKawika's 444th comment>>>To except Existance is to except Reality.
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Phantom - Student 
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Lol Shang Quote: lol I proclaim Treex the new king of academy jokes I concure. _______________ -Phantom Ex-Master to Threat. Proud owner of Sazabi's 1500th comment! And Threats 50th comment "Insanity: a perfect rational adjustment to an insane world" |
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Shang Chi - Student 
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An enthusiastic door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his new territory. He knocks, a real mean and tough looking lady opens the door, and before she has a chance to say anything, he runs inside and dumps cow manure all over the carpet. He says, "Lady, if this vacuum cleaner doesn’t do wonders cleaning this up, I'll eat every chunk of it!" She turns to him with a smirk and says, "You want ketchup on that?" The salesman says, "Why do you ask?" She says, "We just moved in and we haven't gotten the electricity turned on yet!" _______________ Thirty spokes converge on a single hub, but it is in the space where there is nothing that the usefulness of the cart lies. Clay is molded to make a pot, but it is the space where there is nothing that the usefulness of the clay pot lies. Cut out doors and windows to make a room, but it is in the spaces where there is nothing that the usefulness of the room lies. Therefore, Benefit may be derived from something, but it is in nothing that we find usefulness. |
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Eica - Student 
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lol I proclaim Treex the new king of academy jokes _______________ Former padawan of RoseRed |
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Phantom - Student
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lol _______________ -Phantom Ex-Master to Threat. Proud owner of Sazabi's 1500th comment! And Threats 50th comment "Insanity: a perfect rational adjustment to an insane world" |
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