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I'll try to post one joke a day on here. Feel free to add a joke or 2 yourself._______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! This post was edited by doobie on Mar 02 2004 04:52pm. |
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Phantom - Student 
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A man walks down the street to the local bar and sees a sign that says "Win $500!! Ask bartender for details!!" So the man walks in and sits down and asks the bartender "Whats with the 500 dollar thing?" The bartender then replaies "Oh,in that room over there is a horse that wont stop cryin,go in there and make it stop with out killing it,and you win 500 smackers" the man then thinks to himself 'Why not' and goes in, moments later,he comes out and the horse is laughin he claims his money and leaves,the next day he comes back and the sign is still up, he goes in and asks the bartends "What now?" the bartender then replies "Now the horse wont shut up with the laughing, we are giving $500 to whoever can make it stop" So the man goes back in, a few seconds later, walks out and the horse is crying. He walks up to the bartender to claim his money. The bartender then asks "How the hell are u abusing that horse?" the man then says "Well the first time I said "My penis was bigger than his.... then this time i proved it.." _______________ -Phantom Ex-Master to Threat. Proud owner of Sazabi's 1500th comment! And Threats 50th comment "Insanity: a perfect rational adjustment to an insane world" This comment was edited by Phantom on Aug 06 2005 03:14am. |
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Eica - Student 
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Perhaps so, arson attacks are people burning down things with intent _______________ Former padawan of RoseRed |
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Phantom - Student
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Maybe those people were High and whats a arson? _______________ -Phantom Ex-Master to Threat. Proud owner of Sazabi's 1500th comment! And Threats 50th comment "Insanity: a perfect rational adjustment to an insane world" |
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Eica - Student
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I recently became very popular at parties with my strange collection of rubbish jokes, that are so rubbish they're funny. Why did the house fall down? It was poorly constructed Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. What happened to the psychopath? He was arrested on numerous cases of arson. Stuff like that. People found them funny, maybe it was just my delivery  _______________ Former padawan of RoseRed |
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Phantom - Student
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LMAO!!!  _______________ -Phantom Ex-Master to Threat. Proud owner of Sazabi's 1500th comment! And Threats 50th comment "Insanity: a perfect rational adjustment to an insane world" |
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Shang Chi - Student 
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OMGROFL  _______________ Thirty spokes converge on a single hub, but it is in the space where there is nothing that the usefulness of the cart lies. Clay is molded to make a pot, but it is the space where there is nothing that the usefulness of the clay pot lies. Cut out doors and windows to make a room, but it is in the spaces where there is nothing that the usefulness of the room lies. Therefore, Benefit may be derived from something, but it is in nothing that we find usefulness. |
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Grycen - Student 
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Quote: Carlos calls his boss in the morning: Ey, boss i not come work today I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache, my legs hurt I not come work. The boss says: You know Carlos I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me a blowjob. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that. 2 hours later Carlos calls: Boss, I did what you said and I feel great, I'll be at work soon. And by the way, you got a nice house. Too good, too good.  _______________ Owner of Pink Floyd's 480th comment, Darth Sirius's 250th comment, my paddy bro Stig's 225th comment, BDKawika's 200th comment and Jedifire's 100th comment. |
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Eica - Student
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Hahaha, good un _______________ Former padawan of RoseRed |
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tarpman - The Tarped Avenger 
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ROFL!! _______________ Saving the world, one kilobyte at a time. |
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SilkMonkey - Distributor of Cold Ones 
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Carlos calls his boss in the morning: Ey, boss i not come work today I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache, my legs hurt I not come work. The boss says: You know Carlos I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me a blowjob. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that. 2 hours later Carlos calls: Boss, I did what you said and I feel great, I'll be at work soon. And by the way, you got a nice house. _______________ |-HK-47 -SilkMonkey: You are receiving a warning for being_too_sexy. If you do not stop, action will be taken against you.|| (11:13:43) � Virtue dances for Silk ||Smiling owner of Smilykrazy's 6000th comment =) ||Odan Wei's Proud Big Brother|| Janus is my official TaruTaru Cuddly Animal Type Person. ||(@Virtue) Or you could just be a man and set fire to your genitals.....you won't fall asleep for days after that.......trust me.||Thomas Skywalker er for sexy for sitt eget beste!!!!| Not changing sig until the JA loosens up. (Started: Aug 31, 2005) |
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SilkMonkey - Distributor of Cold Ones 
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A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Sheriff's Deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the Deputy because he is sure that he has a better education. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the deputy's expense...Deputy says, "License and registration, please." Lawyer says, "What for?" Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign .." Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming." Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and registration, please." Lawyer says, "What's the difference?" Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!" Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket, if not you let me go and no ticket." Deputy says, "Exit your vehicle, sir." At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the ever-loving crap out of the lawyer and says: "Do you want me to stop or just slow down?" _______________ |-HK-47 -SilkMonkey: You are receiving a warning for being_too_sexy. If you do not stop, action will be taken against you.|| (11:13:43) � Virtue dances for Silk ||Smiling owner of Smilykrazy's 6000th comment =) ||Odan Wei's Proud Big Brother|| Janus is my official TaruTaru Cuddly Animal Type Person. ||(@Virtue) Or you could just be a man and set fire to your genitals.....you won't fall asleep for days after that.......trust me.||Thomas Skywalker er for sexy for sitt eget beste!!!!| Not changing sig until the JA loosens up. (Started: Aug 31, 2005) |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student 
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Quote: If you copy and paste them, what makes them yours? who says they're yours. you can use this thread to exchange jokes you thought funny anyway, back to the topic of jokes. If you still want to discuss this, my profile is open to your comment How did Britney Spears cross the road? With a magic marker _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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Eica - Student 
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If you copy and paste them, what makes them yours? digdigdigdig.... _______________ Former padawan of RoseRed |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student
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Quote: least mine r QUALITY who says so? I liked Limana's jokes too I know hot air rises, but don't let it go to your head ... Whether you were serious or not _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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Nuebus - Student 
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least mine r QUALITY _______________ Sanity is for the weak -Let the madness consume you... I'ma moron, i'm the master of morons, i even got a club of morons... so how do u beat me at bein a moron?... and no, not by being u. Ex-Padawan of Chaos~ |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student
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Quote: Besides, treex just copy and pastes his  so do all of us probably _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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Eica - Student
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Quote: Beat that! i already have. look at my former posts on this thread you guys aren't fighting over who has the best jokes right? because such things are often better resolved by some friendly duels on the server Besides, treex just copy and pastes his _______________ Former padawan of RoseRed |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student
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Quote: Beat that! i already have. look at my former posts on this thread you guys aren't fighting over who has the best jokes right? because such things are often better resolved by some friendly duels on the server _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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Nuebus - Student
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Quote: Beat that! i already have. look at my former posts on this thread _______________ Sanity is for the weak -Let the madness consume you... I'ma moron, i'm the master of morons, i even got a club of morons... so how do u beat me at bein a moron?... and no, not by being u. Ex-Padawan of Chaos~ |
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Limana D'Kana - Student 
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A man was going to celebrate his 90th Birthday. Because he had never eaten a Pizza did the familly give him that for dinner. Then he asked : Who in H**L threw up at my Pancake? --------------------------------------------------------- Old ben was at the Doctor because of his pain in the arm. - I think we need to send this arm to a specialist... Then Ben got worried and asked : - You mind if i follow? --------------------------------------------------------- Mum had invited some friends for dinner and She asked Jenny if she could get some glasses of water for the Ladies. Everyone got their water except one. Then Jenny says, There is no more water and i cant reach the flush button..!! Beat that! _______________ c",) c",) c",) c",) c",) c",) c",) c",) |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student 
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Quote: 2 Tomatoes was out walking, SPLACH! A car drove over one of the Tomatoes! And then the other one said "Come on Ketchup! Lets go!!" Muhahahaahaahaaaaaaahaha I know a variant of that joke Three tomatoes are walking down the street. Mother Tomato and Father Tomato at the front and the Sun Tomato is lagging behind. The Father Tomato goes to the Sun Tomato and hits him into pulp "Ketchup!" _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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Limana D'Kana - Student
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2 Tomatoes was out walking, SPLACH! A car drove over one of the Tomatoes! And then the other one said "Come on Ketchup! Lets go!!" Muhahahaahaahaaaaaaahaha _______________ c",) c",) c",) c",) c",) c",) c",) c",) |
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Phantom - Student
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lol! _______________ -Phantom Ex-Master to Threat. Proud owner of Sazabi's 1500th comment! And Threats 50th comment "Insanity: a perfect rational adjustment to an insane world" |
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Nuebus - Student 
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Subject: USRSF Subject: U.S. Redneck Special Forces (USRSF) The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting unit called the US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF) These North Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, Maine, Alabama, Georgia, Texas, Oklahoma, and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given the following facts about Terrorists: 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus. 5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt. This mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK. _______________ Sanity is for the weak -Let the madness consume you... I'ma moron, i'm the master of morons, i even got a club of morons... so how do u beat me at bein a moron?... and no, not by being u. Ex-Padawan of Chaos~ |
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Cheta T. Must - Student 
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