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I'll try to post one joke a day on here. Feel free to add a joke or 2 yourself._______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! This post was edited by doobie on Mar 02 2004 04:52pm. |
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Eica - Student 
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LMAO BAIL YOU ARE A GOD!!!!!  _______________ Former padawan of RoseRed |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student 
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one I heard earlier today: Aging Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband, Earl. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart, since it was so badly broken in the first place. Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and burden to someone, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be on a woman. The doctor said, "Your heart would be just below your left breast." Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee. and this one too: "I spilled spot remover on my dog. He's gone now." _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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Mindrith Pride - Student 
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good joke silk  _______________ [proud owner of talions 200th, 700th,1111th coment AND 1400th , DJK's 3001th coment! , saz's 400th coment! liso's 800th coment! Kitmitsu Aratan's 1200th comment! Cau's 100th comeent, Alexander's (aka CC) 210th, 888th and 2200th comments! Moriarti's 800th comment , Piccolo's 2000th comment! lirael's 505th comment , Quom Farlance's 120th comment, Alexander's 1800th comment , Eica's 1400th comment , Wicek's 3200th comment lady C's 999th comment, Echuu's 1100th comment, Takaru's 325th and 400th comment, Redeye's 200th comment picc's 3600th comment, Ostith's 50th comment, Elmo's 555th comment] |
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Eica - Student 
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LOL @ silk's joke _______________ Former padawan of RoseRed |
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CuZzA - Student 
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LOL!!! omg!!!! rofl! i've never heard that 1 before _______________ - Even if Carlsberg made "w*nkers", Christiano Ronaldo would still be the biggest "w*nker" in the world |
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Bismarck - Ex-Student 
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a man walked into a bar and said "ouch" HYAGYAGHAGHAHYGGH A HG HAGYAGAGG _______________ MYSTERY LINK |
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SilkMonkey - Distributor of Cold Ones 
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I dont know if this one has been posted before: A man standing in line at a check-out counter of a grocery store was very surprised when an attractive woman behind him said, "Hello!" Her face was beaming. He gave her that "who-are-you?" look and couldn't remember ever having seen her before. Then, noticing his look, she figured she had made a mistake and apologized. "Look," she said, "I'm really sorry, but when I first saw you, I thought you were the father of one of my children," and walked out of the store. The guy was dumbfounded and thought to himself, what the heck is the world coming to? Here is an attractive woman who can't keep track of who fathers her children! Then he got a little panicky. I don't remember her, he thought, but, MAYBE... during one of the wild parties I went to when I was in college... perhaps I DID father her child! He ran from the store and caught her in the parking lot and asked, "Are you the girl I met at a party in college, and then we got really drunk and had wild crazy sex on the pool table in front of everyone?" "No!" the woman said, with a horrified look on her face. "I'm your son's second-grade teacher." _______________ |-HK-47 -SilkMonkey: You are receiving a warning for being_too_sexy. If you do not stop, action will be taken against you.|| (11:13:43) � Virtue dances for Silk ||Smiling owner of Smilykrazy's 6000th comment =) ||Odan Wei's Proud Big Brother|| Janus is my official TaruTaru Cuddly Animal Type Person. ||(@Virtue) Or you could just be a man and set fire to your genitals.....you won't fall asleep for days after that.......trust me.||Thomas Skywalker er for sexy for sitt eget beste!!!!| Not changing sig until the JA loosens up. (Started: Aug 31, 2005) |
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CuZzA - Student 
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Quote: LMAO BAIL YOU ARE TEH MAN!!!!11 But I don't get the Batman one  I don't think it's a joke lol... _______________ - Even if Carlsberg made "w*nkers", Christiano Ronaldo would still be the biggest "w*nker" in the world |
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Eica - Student
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LMAO BAIL YOU ARE TEH MAN!!!!11 But I don't get the Batman one _______________ Former padawan of RoseRed |
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Raziel Anjelis - Student 
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Quote: This lady was at the gas station pumping gas and smoking a cigarette when her arm caught on fire. When the police arrived they shot her for waving a firearm. ROFL!!! Quote: So Gandhi always walked around with no shoes on so he had really rough feet. He is also renowned for his hunger strikes that made him very skinny. He was also a very spiritual man. But due to his poor diet he had very bad breath. So what does that make Gandhi? A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis! LMAO!!! Bail you pwn. _______________ Proud owner of El Vee For's 200th Comment, and Wicek's 2600th comment DaMi3N's 400th, Trad Redav's 666th.
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student 
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Why was the rooster so unhappy? Because he only got laid once and it was by his mother. -------- This lady was at the gas station pumping gas and smoking a cigarette when her arm caught on fire. When the police arrived they shot her for waving a firearm. -------- Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he. -------- So Gandhi always walked around with no shoes on so he had really rough feet. He is also renowned for his hunger strikes that made him very skinny. He was also a very spiritual man. But due to his poor diet he had very bad breath. So what does that make Gandhi? A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis! -------- Why did the gypsy walk funny? Because he had crystal balls. -------- Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? A: Get in the Batmobile Robin! -------- _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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Eica - Student
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bwahahahaha _______________ Former padawan of RoseRed |
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Count Dooku - Student 
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*WARNING* Beware of some dirty language Little Johnny and his grandfather have gone fishing. After a while grandpa gets thirsty and opens up his cooler for some beer. Little Johnny asks, "Grandpa can I have some beer too?" "Can you stick your penis in your a**hole?" grandpa asked back. "No" "Well, than your not big enough" Granpa then takes out a cigarette and lights up. Little Johnny sees this and asks for a cigarette. "Can you stick your penis in your a**hole?" grandpa asked again. "No" "Well, than your not big enough" Little Johnny gets upset and pulls out some cookies. His grandfather says, "Hey, those cookies look good, can I have some?" Little Johnny asks, "Can you stick your penis in your a**hole?" Grandpa looks at Johnny and senses his trick so he says, "Well of course I can, I'm big enough." Little Johnny then says, "Well, then go f**k yourself, these are my cookies" _______________ "Twice the pride, double the fall" |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student
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Quote: i dont get it they all shat their pants because Mr. Hypnotist commanded them to _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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tarpman - The Tarped Avenger 
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ROFL! _______________ Saving the world, one kilobyte at a time. |
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Evil Squirrel - Student 
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Ticket: 5 $ Hat: 44 $ Hypnotist: 50 $ Pocket Watch: 55 $ New Pair of pants: Priceless _______________ "I'm leaning more towards the cookie side" - leif two time winner of the "SilkMonkey Award for Best Evil Squirrel Based Avatar Picture" award! Geology Rocks! |
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Cheta T. Must - Student 
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Quote: An expert hypnotist was doing a show one day. ''Now i want all of you to look at this watch as i swing it.'' He then pulled out a 100 yr old watch, and told the crowd 'Watch the watch, watch the watch.' He repeated this several times, and suddenly, dropped it. 'Sh*t!' he cried out1! It took three weeks to clean the audience seats. i dont get it |
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Phantom - Student 
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HAHAHAH!!! _______________ -Phantom Ex-Master to Threat. Proud owner of Sazabi's 1500th comment! And Threats 50th comment "Insanity: a perfect rational adjustment to an insane world" |
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Eica - Student
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Nice one _______________ Former padawan of RoseRed |
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Raziel Anjelis - Student
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An expert hypnotist was doing a show one day. ''Now i want all of you to look at this watch as i swing it.'' He then pulled out a 100 yr old watch, and told the crowd 'Watch the watch, watch the watch.' He repeated this several times, and suddenly, dropped it. 'Sh*t!' he cried out1! It took three weeks to clean the audience seats. _______________ Proud owner of El Vee For's 200th Comment, and Wicek's 2600th comment DaMi3N's 400th, Trad Redav's 666th.
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CuZzA - Student
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Quote: Computer Joke - A blonde walks into a computer shop and asks an assistant 'Will the internet be open on Christmas day?'  Hey, would you mind resetting the internet for me? it's kind of slow today lol, bail's a blonde w0m4n! pwnt! _______________ - Even if Carlsberg made "w*nkers", Christiano Ronaldo would still be the biggest "w*nker" in the world |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student
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Quote: Computer Joke - A blonde walks into a computer shop and asks an assistant 'Will the internet be open on Christmas day?' Hey, would you mind resetting the internet for me? it's kind of slow today _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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Nero - Student 
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Confucius say - "man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants" Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia, but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you. Do people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive? I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other, and when I am alone I am together. Gosh I like that kind of lines ^^ _______________ -Nero Quote: Curious, Smartass, what else? |
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CuZzA - Student
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Computer Joke - A blonde walks into a computer shop and asks an assistant 'Will the internet be open on Christmas day?' _______________ - Even if Carlsberg made "w*nkers", Christiano Ronaldo would still be the biggest "w*nker" in the world This comment was edited by CuZzA on Aug 08 2005 12:19pm. |
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Eica - Student
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:ROFL: _______________ Former padawan of RoseRed |
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