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I'll try to post one joke a day on here. Feel free to add a joke or 2 yourself._______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! This post was edited by doobie on Mar 02 2004 04:52pm. |
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angel - Student 
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ok here here take it i want more jokes plz plz give me more _______________ my honor is my life |
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Phantom - Student 
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lol _______________ -Phantom Ex-Master to Threat. Proud owner of Sazabi's 1500th comment! And Threats 50th comment "Insanity: a perfect rational adjustment to an insane world" |
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tarpman - The Tarped Avenger 
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I don't have a credit card. >.> *sends TreeX a c00kie by JA Courier* _______________ Saving the world, one kilobyte at a time. |
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Nuebus - Student 
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if u wan any more funny jokes from me then send me all ur money + all ur credit cards!  na jk got 2 jokes cause 1 i already sent on forum but not many saw it i dun think and 1's a joke i was just thinkin of... guy runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a policeman. Cop says, "License and registration, please." Guy says, "What for?" Cop says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign." Guy says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming." Cop says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and registration, please." Guy says, "What's the difference?" Cop says, "The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop. License and registration, PLEASE!" Guy says, "If you can show me the difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration." Cop says, "Exit your vehicle, sir." At this point, the cop takes out his nightstick and starts beating the crap out of the guy and says: "DO YOU WANT ME TO STOP OR JUST SLOW DOWN?" - joke was seen in smart cops thread along with another 1 and yeh its ma favorite so y not share it wit da world?  my friends found this 1 funny but i didnt find it all that funny mainly cause for sum reason everything i say almost always results in sum1 laughin blonde and a brunete were watching the 6:00 news It was about a boy who was about to jump off a building The brunette wanted to bet the blonde $50 that the boy would jump The blonde agreed and she even raised it to $100. So they waited. It turned out that boy did jump so the blonde gave her friend $100. The brunette sighed and said "I can't take your money. I saw the 5:00 news and there was the same story, so i knew he would jump" THe blonde said "No, keep the money, I also saw the 5:00 news, i just didn't think he would jump again" lil sleepy so dun mind me if joke was bad  _______________ Sanity is for the weak -Let the madness consume you... I'ma moron, i'm the master of morons, i even got a club of morons... so how do u beat me at bein a moron?... and no, not by being u. Ex-Padawan of Chaos~ |
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angel - Student
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fun but not as fun as TREEX's the other day but allmost _______________ my honor is my life |
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Nuebus - Student
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lol sad... but nonetheless decently amusing... _______________ Sanity is for the weak -Let the madness consume you... I'ma moron, i'm the master of morons, i even got a club of morons... so how do u beat me at bein a moron?... and no, not by being u. Ex-Padawan of Chaos~ |
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Lithaerien - Student 
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Lol, nice. Blind man walks into an all girls bar. He sits down at the bar and asks the Bartender for a drink. He then asks, "Wanna heare a blond joke?" Everyone in the bar grew silent and a woman next to the blind man began, "Now before you continue on with your joke, you should know 5 things. 1st: I am a blond woman who works out daily. 2nd: Our bouncer over there is blond 3rd: The woman next to you is Blond who has a black belt in karate 4th: The Bartender is Blond 5th: Everyone else here is Blond Now would you really want to tell us your joke?" The blind man replies, "No. I would have to explain it 5 times." _______________ "The Dark Side? I've been there... Do your worst!" ~Kyle Katarn "Don't force it" ~GeForce |
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Phantom - Student
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lol _______________ -Phantom Ex-Master to Threat. Proud owner of Sazabi's 1500th comment! And Threats 50th comment "Insanity: a perfect rational adjustment to an insane world" |
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angel - Student
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LOL that a fun joke tree _______________ my honor is my life |
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Nuebus - Student
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ummm...hmm... got bored and decided 2 do this joke... prolly gonna get flamed... >< Religious Joke: Jesus walks in2 a restaurant... An Irishman in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Irishman looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?" The waitress nodded "yes," so the Irishman told her to give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him. The next patron to come in was an Englishman with a hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus over there?" The waitress nodded, so the Englishman said to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, "my treat." The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Redneck on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there sweet thang. How's about gettin' me a cold glass of Coke!" He too looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that God's boy over there?" The waitress once again nodded that it was, so the Redneck said to give Jesus a cold glass of Coke, "on my bill." As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Irishman, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Irishman felt the strength come back to his legs, got up and danced a jig right out the door. Jesus also passed by the Englishman, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Englishman felt his back straightening up, and he raised his hands, praised the Lord and did a series of back flips out the door. Then Jesus walked up to the Redneck. The Redneck jumped up and yelled, "Don't touch me... I'm drawin' disability!" _______________ Sanity is for the weak -Let the madness consume you... I'ma moron, i'm the master of morons, i even got a club of morons... so how do u beat me at bein a moron?... and no, not by being u. Ex-Padawan of Chaos~ This comment was edited by Nuebus on Jun 20 2005 06:31am. |
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Scythus Aratan - Student 
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post it backwards _______________ Padawan to the great Jacen Aratan! <Setementor> Scythus is a genius! Claimer of the 5000th post in the Count thread [Solitude] scy rocks [Casual] good point scythus, you're really smart |
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Quesi - Student 
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Er actually not posting that... It'll get me into alot of trouble *AHEM* If you want to know, it was entitled '30 things pornography has taught me'  _______________ "Your powers are weak old man" || Part of the "Fifth Element Appreciation Society" || Proud possession of Flash [Jacen_Aratan] bleh [Jacen_Aratan] last year of school :p [Jacen_Aratan] after the finals I am freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee [Jacen_Aratan] until I have to go on more advanced education [Jacen_Aratan] [Acey_Spadey] like kindergarten(Bubu) my sister was quite good actually.. never expected her to be so good (Gradius) yeah, she's great This comment was edited by Quesi on Jun 19 2005 12:27pm. |
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tarpman - The Tarped Avenger
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eeewwwwww _______________ Saving the world, one kilobyte at a time. |
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Phantom - Student
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lmao thats the funniest one iv ever herd!!! _______________ -Phantom Ex-Master to Threat. Proud owner of Sazabi's 1500th comment! And Threats 50th comment "Insanity: a perfect rational adjustment to an insane world" |
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Lithaerien - Student
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OMFG That was so hilariouse! Good one matsky _______________ "The Dark Side? I've been there... Do your worst!" ~Kyle Katarn "Don't force it" ~GeForce |
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CuZzA - Student 
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not dirty at all  lol though _______________ - Even if Carlsberg made "w*nkers", Christiano Ronaldo would still be the biggest "w*nker" in the world |
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Matsky - Student 
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I hope this one isn't too dirty for the forums, but I'll try to keep it clean (all I know are dirty jokes lol... Aussies). A survivor of a plane crash washes up on an island. The island seems deserted, except for a dog and a wild pig. Since there are plenty of coconuts around, he decides to keep the dog and pig for pets to keep him company. After a while, all alone on this beautiful island, the man starts to get a little turned-on and starts eyeing off the pig, but everytime he tries to get close to it the dog starts barking at him. Suddenly, one day, another survivor of the plane washes up on the beach, unconcious. She is beautiful, and he rushes to give her mouth-to-mouth, reviving her. As she coughs and comes back to life she sits up and starts unbuttoning her blouse, "thank you so much, you saved my life. Is there anything I can do for you? And I do mean ANYTHING" she says seductively. He thinks about it for a moment and then says "can you take the dog for a walk" |
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Raziel Anjelis - Student 
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lmao _______________ Proud owner of El Vee For's 200th Comment, and Wicek's 2600th comment DaMi3N's 400th, Trad Redav's 666th.
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angel - Student
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LOL thats very funni quesi _______________ my honor is my life This comment was edited by angel on Jun 14 2005 03:03pm. |
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Phantom - Student
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lol _______________ -Phantom Ex-Master to Threat. Proud owner of Sazabi's 1500th comment! And Threats 50th comment "Insanity: a perfect rational adjustment to an insane world" |
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Quesi - Student 
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THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash. Between 31 and 35 she is like India. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently ageing but still a warm and desirable place to visit. Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia. Lost the war, haunted by past mistakes and massive reconstruction is now necessary. Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia. Very wide and borders are unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away. Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future. After 70, she becomes like Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there. _______________ "Your powers are weak old man" || Part of the "Fifth Element Appreciation Society" || Proud possession of Flash [Jacen_Aratan] bleh [Jacen_Aratan] last year of school :p [Jacen_Aratan] after the finals I am freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee [Jacen_Aratan] until I have to go on more advanced education [Jacen_Aratan] [Acey_Spadey] like kindergarten(Bubu) my sister was quite good actually.. never expected her to be so good (Gradius) yeah, she's great |
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Raziel Anjelis - Student
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lol _______________ Proud owner of El Vee For's 200th Comment, and Wicek's 2600th comment DaMi3N's 400th, Trad Redav's 666th.
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Phantom - Student 
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Something Jimmy Falen said on MTV Movie Awards: You all know that night when Star Wars eposide 3 came out, that midnight the movie made like $1,000,000 I bet that on that night all the geeks and nerds came out and the internet just stoped. _______________ -Phantom Ex-Master to Threat. Proud owner of Sazabi's 1500th comment! And Threats 50th comment "Insanity: a perfect rational adjustment to an insane world" |
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tarpman - The Tarped Avenger 
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I ate them. _______________ Saving the world, one kilobyte at a time. |
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Hitokiri - Student 
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What happened to the good jokes? _______________ Ph34r m1 1337 5k1llz! |
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