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I'll try to post one joke a day on here. Feel free to add a joke or 2 yourself._______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! This post was edited by doobie on Mar 02 2004 04:52pm. |
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Raider - Student 
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Quote: Okay, to help lighten things up a bit... Whats the difference between me and Gradius? ..... .... ... .. . Massive amounts of sexyness!! ZING!!  LOLOMGWTFBBQKFCRTSMMORPGFF9SWGMXOJK3NBAMLBROFLNFLNHL Don't forget the fact that I get laid more than you.  so Silkmonkey gets sex -5 times every week? Owned _______________ Artificial intelligence beats natural stupidity. |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student 
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Quote: Okay, to help lighten things up a bit... Whats the difference between me and Gradius? ..... .... ... .. . Massive amounts of sexyness!! ZING!! LOLOMGWTFBBQKFCRTSMMORPGFF9SWGMXOJK3NBAMLBROFLNFLNHL Don't forget the fact that I get laid more than you. so Silkmonkey gets sex -5 times every week? _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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Krazzed - Student 
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whats the difference between my lightsaber and a jedi's???? *mine is from TOYS'R'US!* _______________ (\__/) (O.o ) (> < ) This is Bunny. Copy Bunny into your signature to help him on his way to world domination. |
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Lian Del Rey - Student 
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Whats the difference between SilkMonkey and a monkey? .... ... .. . One's a silk, the other is a monkey! mwhahahahahahahahaah _______________ slorp |
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SilkMonkey - Distributor of Cold Ones 
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Whats the difference between Tarpman and a tarp? .... ... .. . One's a man, the other is a tarp! mwhahahahahahahahaah _______________ |-HK-47 -SilkMonkey: You are receiving a warning for being_too_sexy. If you do not stop, action will be taken against you.|| (11:13:43) � Virtue dances for Silk ||Smiling owner of Smilykrazy's 6000th comment =) ||Odan Wei's Proud Big Brother|| Janus is my official TaruTaru Cuddly Animal Type Person. ||(@Virtue) Or you could just be a man and set fire to your genitals.....you won't fall asleep for days after that.......trust me.||Thomas Skywalker er for sexy for sitt eget beste!!!!| Not changing sig until the JA loosens up. (Started: Aug 31, 2005) |
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tarpman - The Tarped Avenger 
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Owned. _______________ Saving the world, one kilobyte at a time. |
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Gradius - Ex-Student 
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Quote: Okay, to help lighten things up a bit... Whats the difference between me and Gradius? ..... .... ... .. . Massive amounts of sexyness!! ZING!! LOLOMGWTFBBQKFCRTSMMORPGFF9SWGMXOJK3NBAMLBROFLNFLNHL Don't forget the fact that I get laid more than you. _______________ - Proud padawan of Kueller. - We really are at the beginning of it all. The trick, of course, is to make sure we never find the end. - Bill Bryson, A Short History of Nearly Everything - <gen-e-sis-happy> Liek, you can train, liek, a n00b, but he'll just be a trained n00b... --> Wise words! - "daer SOE me likes your a company i am having your some money for letting me do stuff cos mes the best amd i do it all meself" - Slider |
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Quesi - Student 
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Lianiotte, wanna know why they call it that? Because mad cow disease was already taken! /me runs _______________ "Your powers are weak old man" || Part of the "Fifth Element Appreciation Society" || Proud possession of Flash [Jacen_Aratan] bleh [Jacen_Aratan] last year of school :p [Jacen_Aratan] after the finals I am freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee [Jacen_Aratan] until I have to go on more advanced education [Jacen_Aratan]  [Acey_Spadey] like kindergarten(Bubu) my sister was quite good actually.. never expected her to be so good (Gradius) yeah, she's great |
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Lian Del Rey - Student 
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Quote: whats the difference between AndAgram and Michael Jackson? nothing True, but what's the difference between KK-FreakFish and AndAgram? Nothing, except one said "blood" all the time. Quote: Bleh, whatever. -- A few months ago, there was an opening in the CIA for an assassin. After many months and going through training and applications, they managed to narrow it down to 2 men and a woman. To decide who would get the job, they subjected each one to one final, emotional test. The men administering the test gave a gun to the first man, and said to him 'in that room you will find your wife. You must go in there and kill her with that gun when the door opens'. Several minutes later, the door opened, but the man handed his gun in and said 'sorry, this job just isn't for me' without even stepping in. They gave the gun to the next man, and once again the door opened. He walks in, a couple of minutes pass but no gunshot is heard. He comes out crying. 'I saw her sitting on the chair in there. I tried to shoot her, but I couldn't do it. I'm not your man'. Finally, they give the woman the gun, wondering if any of them will pass this final test. The door opens and immediately she ran in and no sooner has she gone through the door but 7 shots are heard in rapid succession. Shortly afterwards, all hell breaks loose with banging and screaming coming from the room. When it was all quiet, she walked out of the room and wiped the sweat off her brow. She turned to the men and said 'Why didn't you tell me the gun was loaded with blanks? I had to beat the son of a b**** to death with the chair!' PMS! _______________ slorp |
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Quesi - Student
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Bleh, whatever. -- A few months ago, there was an opening in the CIA for an assassin. After many months and going through training and applications, they managed to narrow it down to 2 men and a woman. To decide who would get the job, they subjected each one to one final, emotional test. The men administering the test gave a gun to the first man, and said to him 'in that room you will find your wife. You must go in there and kill her with that gun when the door opens'. Several minutes later, the door opened, but the man handed his gun in and said 'sorry, this job just isn't for me' without even stepping in. They gave the gun to the next man, and once again the door opened. He walks in, a couple of minutes pass but no gunshot is heard. He comes out crying. 'I saw her sitting on the chair in there. I tried to shoot her, but I couldn't do it. I'm not your man'. Finally, they give the woman the gun, wondering if any of them will pass this final test. The door opens and immediately she ran in and no sooner has she gone through the door but 7 shots are heard in rapid succession. Shortly afterwards, all hell breaks loose with banging and screaming coming from the room. When it was all quiet, she walked out of the room and wiped the sweat off her brow. She turned to the men and said 'Why didn't you tell me the gun was loaded with blanks? I had to beat the son of a b**** to death with the chair!' _______________ "Your powers are weak old man" || Part of the "Fifth Element Appreciation Society" || Proud possession of Flash [Jacen_Aratan] bleh [Jacen_Aratan] last year of school :p [Jacen_Aratan] after the finals I am freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee [Jacen_Aratan] until I have to go on more advanced education [Jacen_Aratan] [Acey_Spadey] like kindergarten(Bubu) my sister was quite good actually.. never expected her to be so good (Gradius) yeah, she's great This comment was edited by Quesi on Jun 05 2005 01:09pm. |
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CuZzA - Student 
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that actually made me laugh...rofl whats the difference between AndAgram and Michael Jackson? nothing _______________ - Even if Carlsberg made "w*nkers", Christiano Ronaldo would still be the biggest "w*nker" in the world |
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SilkMonkey - Distributor of Cold Ones 
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Okay, I got another one. What do SmilyKrazy and a Queen have in common? THEY RULE!!! _______________ |-HK-47 -SilkMonkey: You are receiving a warning for being_too_sexy. If you do not stop, action will be taken against you.|| (11:13:43) � Virtue dances for Silk ||Smiling owner of Smilykrazy's 6000th comment =) ||Odan Wei's Proud Big Brother|| Janus is my official TaruTaru Cuddly Animal Type Person. ||(@Virtue) Or you could just be a man and set fire to your genitals.....you won't fall asleep for days after that.......trust me.||Thomas Skywalker er for sexy for sitt eget beste!!!!| Not changing sig until the JA loosens up. (Started: Aug 31, 2005) |
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SilkMonkey - Distributor of Cold Ones
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Okay, to help lighten things up a bit... Whats the difference between me and Gradius? ..... .... ... .. . Massive amounts of sexyness!! ZING!! LOLOMGWTFBBQKFCRTSMMORPGFF9SWGMXOJK3NBAMLBROFLNFLNHL ^^Okay, so not funny, but hopefully it will relieve some of the anger and hostility thats been coming into the joke thread _______________ |-HK-47 -SilkMonkey: You are receiving a warning for being_too_sexy. If you do not stop, action will be taken against you.|| (11:13:43) � Virtue dances for Silk ||Smiling owner of Smilykrazy's 6000th comment =) ||Odan Wei's Proud Big Brother|| Janus is my official TaruTaru Cuddly Animal Type Person. ||(@Virtue) Or you could just be a man and set fire to your genitals.....you won't fall asleep for days after that.......trust me.||Thomas Skywalker er for sexy for sitt eget beste!!!!| Not changing sig until the JA loosens up. (Started: Aug 31, 2005) |
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Ash - Eats Babies 
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Oh man Buzz, you still remember those? Heh, now I feel all bad for posting them a long time ago. _______________ "We keep odd hours...." ----------------------- They Live, We Sleep |
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Buzz - Student 
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Ash has posted the dead baby jokes before. I don't really like them and I don't want to see anymore of them again. The rest of you grow up and stopped getting your panties all in a bunch. Even if you don't get it or don't like it, its humorous to some people. _______________ When you are going through Hell, keep going. -Sir Winston Churchill. Those who seek power and control of others, no matter the level, no matter the intentions, should never be given it. |
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Plo Koon - Student 
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Jake, I play some violent games yes, but ones that take it to the extreme like GTA and Solid Snake are just grotesque. I mean just going around mass killing random people isn't my kind of a good time. And on the jokes, those where semi-funny to me (the fly in the soup), but those aren't about hurting another human being in a physical way, especially an infant. _______________ Free Tibet! Click this link,and learn Here too This comment was edited by Plo Koon on Jun 04 2005 08:29pm. |
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Jake Kainite - Student 
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Yeah but some of the funiest stuff is funny beacuse of the way people react to it and the way it offends certain groups. About people reading these jokes and going out and doing the act, thats rubbish. Next thing you'll be saying that violent computer games are responsible for murders Obviously there are funnier jokes out there, but as you can see we're running thin on material Whats better than winning a gold medal at the paralymipcs? Having 2 legs! (see very very funny but offends disabled people) Whats worse than having a fly in your soup? AIDS! (true but funny in a sick kind of way) _______________ Apprenctice of Jedi Master Ascari (deceased) Descended from a line of great Jedi Will argue any point of view from any side
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Krazzed - Student 
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im 13 and i still cant understand how the heck that funny in any way at all its just discusting i have a nephew thats a baby so thats just offencive to me so just stop wth the discusting baby jokes just tell jokes that will be funny for every1 not just the older ppl i came here and have a good laugh with my brother every once and a while and when i read that to him he dosent want me to read any more to him cuz they arent funny they are just rong and annoying so just stop _______________ (\__/) (O.o ) (> < ) This is Bunny. Copy Bunny into your signature to help him on his way to world domination. |
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Plo Koon - Student 
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Well of course I know that, but having it on here should be breaking some kind of rule. I joined this place when I was 12, 3 years have passed so I'm older now and can understand that, but there are other 12 year olds here and even some younger kids. EDIT: hmm I just checked the rules, nope, we can't say *insert other word for bottom* but you can say what Quesi said? I just read in the news that a 7 year old boy kicked, punched, and tossed his 1 year old baby sister until she died to stop her from crying, maybe theres a very young kid reading those baby jokes thinking they are ways to make his younger brother/sister from crying. _______________ Free Tibet! Click this link,and learn Here too This comment was edited by Plo Koon on Jun 04 2005 01:56pm. |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student
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it's just meant in good fun. It's not like he'll really be throwing babies at the wall. EVERYONE has more sense than that. _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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Plo Koon - Student
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Okay that's gone far enough, will some JAC, ANY JAC please delete his post and the others about the expression of babies faces when you hurt them, or about dead babies, and what done to them, that's just inhumane sickness, it's disgusting and it makes me sick. If you can allow this but not the swear word for "posterior" then I don't know what to think of this place, I don't find it funny and I feel really sorry for the people that do, even though it is a joke, it's not a joke... one definition of joke: amusingly ridiculous. Amusing is killing,mutilating, of babies and dead babies to you? If there was a god, I hope he would help you. _______________ Free Tibet! Click this link,and learn Here too This comment was edited by Plo Koon on Jun 04 2005 01:10pm. |
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Lian Del Rey - Student
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Disguisting. _______________ slorp |
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Phantom - Student 
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Those were kinda funny but utlimlty if you think about you are a evil person. _______________ -Phantom Ex-Master to Threat. Proud owner of Sazabi's 1500th comment! And Threats 50th comment "Insanity: a perfect rational adjustment to an insane world" |
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solitude - Jedi Council 
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youre an evil evil child! _______________ Joined 16 October 2004 | Retired 10 April 2005 | Returned 05 June 2008 | Made Staff 27 June 2008 | Made Council 18 January 2009 Padawan To Odan-Wei Belouve | Adopted into the Belouve family | Twin to xAnAtOs | Owner of the 4th Quesi sexy badge Brother To Roan Belouve, Nomad, Majno, Silkmonkey, Kensei and Jarhok Belouve
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Quesi - Student 
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... i can't contain it any longer! How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw! What goes round and round and makes regular tapping sounds? A baby in a microwave. Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a dustbin? 1 dead baby in 10 dustbins. Whats red and can't fit through doors? A baby with a javelin through its head. My fav: Why do you put a baby in a blender legs first? So you can see the expression on its face! Damn theyre sick, but they just make me cry with laughter _______________ "Your powers are weak old man" || Part of the "Fifth Element Appreciation Society" || Proud possession of Flash [Jacen_Aratan] bleh [Jacen_Aratan] last year of school :p [Jacen_Aratan] after the finals I am freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee [Jacen_Aratan] until I have to go on more advanced education [Jacen_Aratan] [Acey_Spadey] like kindergarten(Bubu) my sister was quite good actually.. never expected her to be so good (Gradius) yeah, she's great |
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