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I'll try to post one joke a day on here. Feel free to add a joke or 2 yourself._______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! This post was edited by doobie on Mar 02 2004 04:52pm. |
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solitude - Jedi Council 
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Quote: a pitch fork into a dead corpse of a baby isnt random violence? i was referring more to the jokes like 'What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!' then again everyone has a different sense of humor  i just dont find a guy getting punched in the face and losing his teeth too funny  that kinda thing is only good in cartoons _______________ Joined 16 October 2004 | Retired 10 April 2005 | Returned 05 June 2008 | Made Staff 27 June 2008 | Made Council 18 January 2009 Padawan To Odan-Wei Belouve | Adopted into the Belouve family | Twin to xAnAtOs | Owner of the 4th Quesi sexy badge  Brother To Roan Belouve, Nomad, Majno, Silkmonkey, Kensei and Jarhok Belouve
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Jake Kainite - Student 
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its a pile of dead babies _______________ Apprenctice of Jedi Master Ascari (deceased) Descended from a line of great Jedi Will argue any point of view from any side
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Lucky Mintaka - Ex-Student 
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a pitch fork into a dead corpse of a baby isnt random violence? _______________ Vasper Adept-1600 Comment Raydoe-150 comment Pink -Floyd 425 comment |
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solitude - Jedi Council 
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Quote: LOL, dont get me started on the baby jokes ..... unless you want them.. theyre hilarious, in a sick way You dont find a punch in the face funny but sick baby jokes? please keep your comments to yourself. random violence is never funny at least some of the baby jokes have some small amount of wit in them _______________ Joined 16 October 2004 | Retired 10 April 2005 | Returned 05 June 2008 | Made Staff 27 June 2008 | Made Council 18 January 2009 Padawan To Odan-Wei Belouve | Adopted into the Belouve family | Twin to xAnAtOs | Owner of the 4th Quesi sexy badge Brother To Roan Belouve, Nomad, Majno, Silkmonkey, Kensei and Jarhok Belouve
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CuZzA - Student 
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Quote: Dude the Academy wasnt even around at 1969 Of course we were! Back with all the cool hippies, like Jacen Aratan. hell yeah...back in the days when...i'm only 15, how am i supposed to know?! _______________ - Even if Carlsberg made "w*nkers", Christiano Ronaldo would still be the biggest "w*nker" in the world |
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Flash - Student 
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Quote: Dude the Academy wasnt even around at 1969 Of course we were! Back with all the cool hippies, like Jacen Aratan. |
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Raider - Student 
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Was there even internet back then? _______________ Artificial intelligence beats natural stupidity. |
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Phantom - Student 
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Dude the Academy wasnt even around at 1969 _______________ -Phantom Ex-Master to Threat. Proud owner of Sazabi's 1500th comment! And Threats 50th comment "Insanity: a perfect rational adjustment to an insane world" |
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Lithaerien - Student 
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 exact same date and time as the First Post *thunderouse effects* _______________ "The Dark Side? I've been there... Do your worst!" ~Kyle Katarn "Don't force it" ~GeForce |
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Lucky Mintaka - Ex-Student 
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Sorry for double posting but i just noticed something crazy Look at the date in which this thread was made ITS 1969 OMG!!!!!!! _______________ Vasper Adept-1600 Comment Raydoe-150 comment Pink -Floyd 425 comment |
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Lucky Mintaka - Ex-Student
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Quote: LOL, dont get me started on the baby jokes ..... unless you want them.. theyre hilarious, in a sick way You dont find a punch in the face funny but sick baby jokes? please keep your comments to yourself. _______________ Vasper Adept-1600 Comment Raydoe-150 comment Pink -Floyd 425 comment |
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solitude - Jedi Council
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Quote: Guy1-Hey tell me the alphabet Guy2-abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy AND z Guy1-HaHa theres no AND in the alphabet Guy2-"punch's guy1" HaHa theres no teeth in your mouth who finds this funny? _______________ Joined 16 October 2004 | Retired 10 April 2005 | Returned 05 June 2008 | Made Staff 27 June 2008 | Made Council 18 January 2009 Padawan To Odan-Wei Belouve | Adopted into the Belouve family | Twin to xAnAtOs | Owner of the 4th Quesi sexy badge Brother To Roan Belouve, Nomad, Majno, Silkmonkey, Kensei and Jarhok Belouve
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Jake Kainite - Student 
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A guy is driving along, when suddenly a blonde smashes into the back of him. He's had a really hard day at work and isn't in the mood so he goes up and shouts at the blonde. "OMG!! Look what you've done!" The blonde replies "I'm so sorry, I didn't see you" The guy is really angry, so he bends down and draws a circle round the blonde then says. "Right you b***h, stand in that circle and don't move. I'm gonna get revenge" So the guy walks over to the blondes car, pulls out his keys and makes a big scratch down the side of her door. He looks round at the blonde and she's just smiling. This makes the guy more angry. "Wipe that smile off your face!" With that he bends down and slashes the blondes tires. He looks around at ther again. This time she's giggling. "OMG, shutup! You'll pay for this" He's really mad now so he goes back to his car, gets a canister of petrol out and walks back to the blonde's car. He pours gasoline all over her car then lights it, setting her car on fire. He looks round at the blonde again with a staisfied look on his face and the blonde is rolling around on the floor with laughter. "wtf are you laughing at!!" screams the guy The blonde replies "ha ha, everytime you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle!" _______________ Apprenctice of Jedi Master Ascari (deceased) Descended from a line of great Jedi Will argue any point of view from any side
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Lucky Mintaka - Ex-Student
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Guy1-Hey tell me the alphabet Guy2-abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy AND z Guy1-HaHa theres no AND in the alphabet Guy2-"punch's guy1" HaHa theres no teeth in your mouth _______________ Vasper Adept-1600 Comment Raydoe-150 comment Pink -Floyd 425 comment |
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solitude - Jedi Council
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Quote: LOL, dont get me started on the baby jokes ..... unless you want them.. theyre hilarious, in a sick way _______________ Joined 16 October 2004 | Retired 10 April 2005 | Returned 05 June 2008 | Made Staff 27 June 2008 | Made Council 18 January 2009 Padawan To Odan-Wei Belouve | Adopted into the Belouve family | Twin to xAnAtOs | Owner of the 4th Quesi sexy badge Brother To Roan Belouve, Nomad, Majno, Silkmonkey, Kensei and Jarhok Belouve
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Lithaerien - Student 
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lol, nice one Phantom _______________ "The Dark Side? I've been there... Do your worst!" ~Kyle Katarn "Don't force it" ~GeForce |
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Phantom - Student 
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A 90-year-old man goes up to his doctor and says "Doctor my 18-year-old wife is pregnat" The doctor says "Let me tell you a story. A man goes hunting and accdentally instead of taking his gun he takes a unbrella. A bear charges at him and, the man shoots the bear and kills it." "Impossible someone eles must have shot that bear." "Exactly my point." _______________ -Phantom Ex-Master to Threat. Proud owner of Sazabi's 1500th comment! And Threats 50th comment "Insanity: a perfect rational adjustment to an insane world" |
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CuZzA - Student 
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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? he was dead Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the 2nd monkey Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey What do you call a man with a rabbit on his head? Warren What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs laying in a hole? Phil What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head? Sister-Matic What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pot? Stu What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs out in the driveway? Ford What do you call a water skier with no arms and no legs? Skip What do you call a quadriplegic in a catapult? Chuck What do you call a quadriplegic that smells like a dairy farm? Barney. What do you call a quadriplegic stuffed into a mailbox? Bill What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who is safe from the wind? Lee What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs out swimming in the lake? Doc What do you call a milkman in high heels. Dairy Queen What do you call a man who wears a coat? Mac What do you call an elephant crossed with a mountain climber? Nothing, a mountain climber is a scalar What do you call a sleeping Bull? A bulldozer What do you call a man who wears two coats? Max What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in Cardiff? A leisure centre What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? Art What do you call a woman with a screwdriver in one hand, a knife in the other, a pair of scissors between the toes on her left foot, and a corkscrew between the toes on her right foot? A Swiss Army wife What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand? Quattro sinko What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses What do you call a gay Teletubby? Stinky Winky What do you call another gay Teletubby? Sticky Dicky What do you call a lottery programme for plants? The Big Thicket What do you call an abortion in Prague? A cancelled Czech What do you call a Japanese paedophile? Porkum Yung What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? Full What do you call a dog with 4" legs and 6" steel balls? Sparky What do you call an elephant crossed with a rhinoceros? Elephant Rhinoceros sine Theta _______________ - Even if Carlsberg made "w*nkers", Christiano Ronaldo would still be the biggest "w*nker" in the world |
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Phantom - Student
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You need to know what a hobbit is to understand this: Two hobbits walk into a bar where one of them picks up a barfly. They taker her to ta local motel; the first hobbit goes into the motel room while the other waits outside. Once the door closes, the hobbit on the outside hears starnge noises through the door, "I can't do it, I can't do it, I CAN'T DO IT!" In the morning, the second hobbit askes the first, "How did it go?" The first one answers. "It was embarrassing. I simply couldn''t do it." The second hobbit shook his head. "Manhood problems, eh?" "No. I couldnt get on the bed!" _______________ -Phantom Ex-Master to Threat. Proud owner of Sazabi's 1500th comment! And Threats 50th comment "Insanity: a perfect rational adjustment to an insane world" |
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Phantom - Student
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Hahahaha I like he monkey one LOL! _______________ -Phantom Ex-Master to Threat. Proud owner of Sazabi's 1500th comment! And Threats 50th comment "Insanity: a perfect rational adjustment to an insane world" |
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Scythus Aratan - Student 
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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? Peer Pressure. What's worse than a fly in your soup? Dying. What has two legs and bleeds? Half a cat. Why did the girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Just a collection of the weirdest jokes ever.  _______________ Padawan to the great Jacen Aratan! <Setementor> Scythus is a genius! Claimer of the 5000th post in the Count thread [Solitude] scy rocks [Casual] good point scythus, you're really smart |
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Phantom - Student
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Quote: The VE day celebrations were carried out recently, so I've been rinsing this joke... 1st Guy: My grandad died in a jewish concentration camp during the war 2nd Guy: Oh thats aweful! 1st Guy: Yeah, he fell out of a guard tower and broke his neck! You know dude some of these jokes could be a little offencive to the Jews. And that baby joke wasnt funny at all! _______________ -Phantom Ex-Master to Threat. Proud owner of Sazabi's 1500th comment! And Threats 50th comment "Insanity: a perfect rational adjustment to an insane world" |
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Quesi - Student 
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LOL, dont get me started on the baby jokes ..... unless you want them.. _______________ "Your powers are weak old man" || Part of the "Fifth Element Appreciation Society" || Proud possession of Flash [Jacen_Aratan] bleh [Jacen_Aratan] last year of school :p [Jacen_Aratan] after the finals I am freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee [Jacen_Aratan] until I have to go on more advanced education [Jacen_Aratan]  [Acey_Spadey] like kindergarten(Bubu) my sister was quite good actually.. never expected her to be so good (Gradius) yeah, she's great |
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Raziel Anjelis - Student 
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An atheist was being chased by a bear in the woods. He dropped to his knees, clasped together his hands and prayed: 'Dear Lord, please save me from this bear!' The Lord replied 'You didn't believe me before, so why do you now?' So the man said 'Ok, at least make the bear a christian' It happened. The bear dropped to his knees, and muttered 'Thank you Lord, for this meal I am about to eat.' _______________ Proud owner of El Vee For's 200th Comment, and Wicek's 2600th comment DaMi3N's 400th, Trad Redav's 666th.
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CuZzA - Student
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Quote: Sorry to keep picking on the scousers, but here goes: A gay man walks into a pub in liverpool. At the bar sits a big skin head scouser, rippling muscles, earnings in his ears, nose and lips, tatooes everywhere, a hard bar stud basically. The gay bloke sits down next to him and asks the bar man "Baccardi and coke pleath" Well after a few of these drinks he's a little tipsy so he turns to the scouser and says "oooh you're a big fella aren't you, can I give you a blow job?" At this the scouser jumps up, grabs the gay bloke and starts punching him in the face, he throws him into the wall, kicks him on the floor and finally throws him outside into the street. The scouser walks back in at sits at the bar. The bartender goes: "Woah!, what did he say to you?" The hard man scouser replies "I dunno, something about a job" heard before... /me hates you now n1 _______________ - Even if Carlsberg made "w*nkers", Christiano Ronaldo would still be the biggest "w*nker" in the world |
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