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FaDed - Student  |
1) It's cool to be a guitar player.
2) Guitars don't talk. They only scream. 3) A guitar will never complain about you leaving the toilet seat up. 4) You can use a guitar to get a woman. Not vice versa. 5) All you have to do is flip a switch to turn a guitar on. 6) It's ok to have more than one guitar. 7) You can let your friends play your guitar. 8) If you break the g-string you don't have to go into a Victoria's Secret to get a new one. 9) Fathers with shotguns. 'Nuff said. 10) Infinite number of positions. 11) A guitar won't make you sleep on the couch. 12) Guitars get better with age. 13) You actually want to take your guitar out. 14) That whole time of the month thing. 15) You like your guitar's friends. 16) A guitar can't say no. 17) Your guitar will never ask for money. 18) Guitars fit in your trunk and under your bed. 19) You don't have to sit with your guitar and hold it when you're done. 20) It's ok to be caught with your guitar. |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student 
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*bump* for coolness _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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I used to have a bass and a little tiny Gorilla practice amp. I didn't need to use any distortion or anything cuz the bass just overpowered the little thing. When I'd play some of the higher notes, my dog would "sing" along with me. He still had his hearing back then.
He "sang" along with me when I played my t-bone too. _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Fizz of Belouve - Student 
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well, I still stick with my synths, but from time to time its fun to play some heavily distorted/fuzzed guitar action 
dead notes at a high gain level rock also.... way to go, DJ _______________ One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04 "Renfield, you idiot!" |
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DJ Sith - Jedi Council 
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Fizz, you've given me a new goal in guitar parts to own. _______________ My car is made of Nerf. |
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Plo Koon - Student 
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I dont have exspensive tricked out guitars ,all i got is 172 buck guitar & a 150 dallor amp im saving for,but already got the guitar,you know bruce springsteen uses a 182 dallor guitar  _______________ Free Tibet! Click this link,and learn Here too |
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Fizz of Belouve - Student 
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well, if u use the JCM900's distortion and plug maybe a fuzz and this thing called "Big Muff" (woo-hoo), u dont even have to play chords.
_then_ u feel like a tough god _______________ One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04 "Renfield, you idiot!" |
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FaDed - Student 
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what are you getting? |
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Plo Koon - Student 
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sw33t Billy,i cant wait till i buy my amp MUHAHAHAHAHAHAA    _______________ Free Tibet! Click this link,and learn Here too |
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FaDed - Student
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remember? i don't like marshall stacks. |
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Battlin' Billy - Student
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????
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FaDed - Student
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oh please... |
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Battlin' Billy - Student
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lol...I know what you mean DJ. I can play maybe like 2 chords. During one rehearsal with my band at the time, we all switched instruments. I took the guitar which had overdrive all the way up, volume on like "11". I played one power chord and I felt like a GOD!!!
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DJ Sith - Jedi Council 
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Of course I'd never use it to its full potential.. its the coolness and the "wall of sound in my living room" factors that make me crave it. _______________ My car is made of Nerf. |
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FaDed - Student 
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again i say that marshall stacks, or any stack for that matter, are a complete waste. they're only good if you spend another grand to get a stellar head and play live shows a lot.
Moral of the Story - Faded does not like marshall stacks. |
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Fizz of Belouve - Student
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well, these JCM900 are neat indeed.
my bands guitar player has got a JCM900, with 2 marshall boxes, but he sold/swapped them. there's no need to be that loud
_______________ One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04 "Renfield, you idiot!" |
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DJ Sith - Jedi Council
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I play the frankenaxe! A freind of my uncle built it from the parts of various lesser Telecasters and gave it to my uncle in lieu of some money he owed him. My uncle is a guitar collector (he has about 35 or so guitars), so he gave me the guitar. I play it on a Marshall Valvestate 65. I really think that guitar is all I'll ever need. When I fall into a hill of money I'd buy a Marshall JCM 800 or 900 full stack. They're neat. _______________ My car is made of Nerf. |
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FaDed - Student
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my recommendation would be to look on ebay. that's where i got mine. since you're not crazy about sound or great playability yet, that is the place to look. my hamer was a great first guitar. i might also suggest a washburn or peavey. both are great learners. |
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Fizz of Belouve - Student
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hehe, well, thats a pity, then, billy
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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LOL!!!
The only problem fizz, is that my piano was at my mother's house, so that move wouldn't work for me .
Faded-any recommendations for a 1st guitar? I'm not looking for a crazy awesome sounding guitar, just something relatively cheap to start out on, maybe in the $100-150 range. _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Fizz of Belouve - Student
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hehe
You know, u cant beat a slow version of "you are so beautiful" on the piano ... _______________ One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04 "Renfield, you idiot!" |
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FaDed - Student
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good fizz...very good. |
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Fizz of Belouve - Student
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well, Billy, as play the piano, too, I always did it like this: (talking to a cute girl)
"well, do you like music ?" "yeah, I do." "so, would u mind if I'd play a song for you ?" "oooh that is sooo sweeeet" *gah* "well, _unfortunately_ I have my piano at my place...." "well, thats ok, lets just go there" there u are and those guitar folks can spend the night to think wheter the decision to play guitar was _that_ smart
j/K, ppl, j/k _______________ One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04 "Renfield, you idiot!" |
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Battlin' Billy - Student
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One reason I want to learn guitar is to get some women to pay attention to me. It's tough to carry an upright piano around.
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Plo Koon - Student
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ahahhaah _______________ Free Tibet! Click this link,and learn Here too |
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FaDed - Student
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no one said anything about giving up women, bubu. they are a very integral part to a man's survival. no women = no men. simple. all we're saying is why, in some instances, it is better to have a guitar than a woman. now if someone is willing to come up with why women are better than guitars, i would love to hear about it. |
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