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Jacen Aratan - Student |
Plo, Silencio, Katan and Super have already seen the Light, do not be the last. The cookies are evil, they will force you to eat cookies all the time with no other oppotunities than to eat chocolate. You will get fat! Do not let them get you! The JAC's have already been persuaded I am afraid, but it is not too late. Join me and we shall make the JAC's see the Light and abbandon Darkness forever. My loyal subordinates will get good rewards if they serve me well.
Join me! I am Light, I am Darkness, I am Earth, I am Warmth, I am Coldness, I am Water, I am God, I am All Powerfull |
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Jacen Aratan - Student |
Sure you can Plo. 
Now, wich JAC should be taken out? |
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Plo Koon - Student 
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Jacen i have a new plan.
I can play my guitar and make money for a donation for rabbit steroids 
"May i?" *plugs in guitar to amp...* _______________ Free Tibet! Click this link,and learn Here too |
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SirBizNatch - Student 
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Possible Plans for cookie war
1)we could jus add nutts to the cookies. who wants ta eat chocolate chip cookies with nutts in em? 
2)increase global warming until the cookies are soft and vunerable to attack. many plans circulating. _______________ Personal body guard to teh 1337 Jacen Aratan! Midbie Council Memeber||Member of the Almighty FiZZsters |
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Jacen Aratan - Student |
You see? As long as people are usefull and loyasl to me I will keep them in high regard.
I will think about your plans my friends... |
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Silencio - Student 
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I have come up with a brilliant() idea! we take control over the world's milk production! That way the c00kies will reamin uneaten, for what good is a c00kie without milk? *Runs of in search for som cows to kidnap* _______________ Second-in-command of the mighty FiZZsters |
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SirBizNatch - Student 
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all rite jacen, ill join your cause.
i have a plan to melt the polar icecaps and then get on a new age ark so that the c00kies will all become soggy and powerless. _______________ Personal body guard to teh 1337 Jacen Aratan! Midbie Council Memeber||Member of the Almighty FiZZsters |
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Jacen Aratan - Student |
Good. Soon there will be no infidels (cookies) left. Remember I need good people to administrate the different parts of Earth and the other planets so it is wise to join me...
One man to rule them all, One man to unite them all, In the Darkness bind them, In the land of Denmark, where shadows lie MUAHAHAHA! |
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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Jacen, I will consider your offer.......
_______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Jacen Aratan - Student |
Are you questioning my motives??!! *raises hand for hitting Tito* Eh, nothing to see here, the cookies tempted me a second! Well it's good to see you are coming to your senses Tito. Dane power!
Do I really sound like Palpatine? Cool... |
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TiTo (inactive) - Student 
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By the way, Aratan... U sound like Palpatine, are u sure that u are one of the good guys? _______________ Not back yet... I'll come one day, I hope... The madman formerly (and still) known as Tito! Coming to take back my title as "Most insane 'person' in the JA" It's the bizzi, wizza, jizzi, Wizzil, Bizon, wizzay, Wizzat, fizzil ¶°TiTo°¶ - All work and no play makes Tito burn the bacon! - Officially cured from spamming!!!
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TiTo (inactive) - Student 
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Sorry, Aratan! I was tempted by the c00kie side! I shall not fail you again... We danes should stick together! So far, we are 4 danes... Well, I only know 4:
TiTo (that's me, if u hadn't realized it) Jacen Aratan Private Wiseguy Oppo PLEAZE, IF THERE ARE MORE DANES OUT THERE WE MUST FIND THEM!!!!!!!!!!! REPORT IN NOW, DANES, AND GET A MEDAL MADE OF REAL CHOCOLATE!!!
BTW - My translation was the incorrect one _______________ Not back yet... I'll come one day, I hope... The madman formerly (and still) known as Tito! Coming to take back my title as "Most insane 'person' in the JA" It's the bizzi, wizza, jizzi, Wizzil, Bizon, wizzay, Wizzat, fizzil ¶°TiTo°¶ - All work and no play makes Tito burn the bacon! - Officially cured from spamming!!!
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Jacen Aratan - Student |
First of all, Billy: How about you administrates the Indic Ocean (Australia, New Zealand, etc.) in exchange for your help in the war?
Second, SBN: Do not worry, we danes is from a long line of vikings, there will be plenty of beer and womens for everyone. Third, Plo: Bullshit! Jedi's is supposed to keep a firm hand and guid the lesser knowing creatures. The Light/Dark Side is only a tool we can use in our effort.
Fourth, Tito: Traitor! We danes must stick together! And btw it was C00kie_L0ver's translation who was the correct one.... And to all you who talk about the Light: The Light is powerfull, as is the Darkness wich is also my ally. The flames of Hell is nothing against the punishment offered if you go against my plans. No human can destroy me! No matter how you fight me I will always come back as a faceless evil. I AM THE RULER, I AM THE ALMIGHTY! This comment was edited by Jacen Aratan on Mar 17 2003 08:27am. |
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Silent Whisper - Retired 
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what's the purpose of this thread again? _______________ "I have learned from Vergere only that there is no such thing as sides of the Force....for the side is merely a reflection of your intentions of the Force. Use it in hate, and it will be hate. Use it offensively in good, and you will find my Truth." -Jacen Solo, "Traitor", New Jedi Order |
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TiTo (inactive) - Student
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Jacen, I'm here to help u:
quote "jeg er da ligeglad, så snart jeg har overtaget JA udrydder jeg alle dem jeg ikke kan bruge!" Real translation: "You are all horse a*ses, I'm the only good one in the JA, U can all eat your own s**t" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - I'm really secretly on the C00kie Side! *starts singin Ice Cube lyrics* "Bow Down when you come to my town Bow down when we west-ward bound cuz we aint no haters like you Bow Down to some c00kies that's greater than you" _______________ Not back yet... I'll come one day, I hope... The madman formerly (and still) known as Tito! Coming to take back my title as "Most insane 'person' in the JA" It's the bizzi, wizza, jizzi, Wizzil, Bizon, wizzay, Wizzat, fizzil ¶°TiTo°¶ - All work and no play makes Tito burn the bacon! - Officially cured from spamming!!!
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Plo Koon - Student 
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im no ones side. _______________ Free Tibet! Click this link,and learn Here too This comment was edited by Plo Koon on Mar 16 2003 11:01pm. |
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SirBizNatch - Student
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im stayin neutral. wait how bout i start a third party in this war! we are the vikings, and if you join me there will be much plunder and women!
im not afraid of c00kies, ive got a big glass of milk with his name on it. and i bought a pair of sunglasses ta block out jacen's light. mua hahaahahahaha! join me and lets go A-VIKING! _______________ Personal body guard to teh 1337 Jacen Aratan! Midbie Council Memeber||Member of the Almighty FiZZsters |
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Plo Koon - Student
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i am a Jedi like my father before me...
Jedi are the guardians of peace in the galaxy. Jedi use their powers to defend and protect,never to attack others, Jedi respect all life,in any form. Jedi server others than rule over them, for the good of the galaxy. Jedi seek to improve themselves through knowledge and training. _______________ Free Tibet! Click this link,and learn Here too |
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Acey Spadey - Student 
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hmm...decisions decisions...i can't decide..cookies are good, but if they have nuts in them bits get stuck in your teeth and such...and Jacen sounds alright. but he's a quote for ya "Don't be blinded by the light, so you cannot see the truth.."
whom shall i choose... _______________ .Lag Bro to Xanatos. Adopted Twin to Bubu. Big-Brother to SmilyKrazy ---- JATSRAD Guru, JASE Member, JA SP Mod Staff ---- The Order of the Stick -- Big thanks to Mango for my avatar -- Quote: Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
Quote: (Random hella old quote) <Fizz of Belouve> .. in sovjet russia, cereals spit at YOU!
Quote: whats the point of growing up, if your not allowed to act childish!
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Fizz of Belouve - Student 
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well, if u were Earth, Wind & Fire, I would think of it _______________ One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04 "Renfield, you idiot!" |
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Mistral - Ex-Student 
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But Billy, if you took the 1000 points you'd have infinity plus 999 points. Wow..
Actually no. Just remembered that's against the law or something. Damn. Quick Jacen, give him something bigger that Australia before he wanders off  . |
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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You'll have to do better than that! I already have infinity minus one points. Who needs points when you have force sensitive hockey pucks!
Wasn't some one offering Australia on another thread? _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Mistral - Ex-Student
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Propaganda, that's all it is!!!
Soon, CookieLover, it will be time for you to cash in your chips! Battlin Billy, I propose a truce. As allies we could end this war swiftly. How does 1000 points sound? |
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Jacen Aratan - Student |
You cannot trust his translation, he is just trying to win supporters because he got no. It really says "As soon as I have destroyed you (the cookies) I will give my followers their reward."
Tito, come on in and tell them what it says. |
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Psycho - Ex-Student 
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<Jacen_Aratan> jeg er da ligeglad, så snart jeg har overtaget JA udrydder jeg alle dem jeg ikke kan bruge!
-------------------------------------------------- Translation: <Jacen_Aratan>I dont care, as soon as Ive taken over JA, Ill destroy everyone I cant use! _______________ ---->66.165.90.207:28070!One of the best public servers evah!! |
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Jacen Aratan - Student |
Thank you very much for telling me about those pucks. now it's just a matter of time before they are history.... *looking at my watch*
And I would take it easy if I were you Billy, I am not above taking out political abnominals. |
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