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Carnage - ex-Student  |
I shall explain a lot about jawas. Very few people have had the oppourtunity to see under a jawa's robe.. Oh the hideousness.. Jawas are amphibious creatures that must soak themselves in a horrible smelling chemical compound to retain liquids. The smell from that, combined with very poor hygiene, creates a stench that attracts certain insects. You see, these insects make a mask for the young jawa, a thick black mask, a cloud of black crawling insects, only leaving the glowing yellow eyes visible. This, as you can imagine, creates an even worse stench. This stinch, to other jawas at least, reveals a goldmind of information, including the jawa's mood, the last thing they ate, what clan they live in, and other things(Yeah, jawas live in clans that sometimes fight each other.). Jawas ride in sand crawlers, but, if I remember correctly, are only used for shelter during storms and hunting. They really live in their little hut cave type things.. Jawas live in jawa camp, and every year, before the Tatooine storms, gather together to sell things, trade things, tell each other stories, have fun and most importantly.. Exchange babies. Yes. Exchanging babies. Let's see.. I guess that's all I know.. Oh, Jawas are played by both midgets and children.. That's all for now. Stay tuned for more Jawa trivia. P.S. Please, if you know anything about jawas I don't, feel free to tell me. Gee Kenta! You sure know a lot! Knowledge is power! _______________ Quote: You couldn't compile a toolchain which the latest gcc-3.4.4 optimizations if you had a CFLAGS guide sitting in front of you! (tarpman) Sometimes I wish I could be you, just so I could admire myself more. http://tinypic.com/a43gn4.jpg This post was edited by Carnage on Aug 07 2005 09:36pm. |
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El Vee For - Student 
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Guess that must be what keeps the flys off the humans on Tatooine. _______________ “Arguing on the internet is like competing in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you’re still retarded.” |
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Carnage - Ex-Student 
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Quote: I love to spawn about 15 jawas and a mutant rancor. If the mutant rancor misses a few of them, I take care of them with Force Lightning.  That's how Shadow and I picked the chosen one.. Except with a normal rancor.. The chosen one wound up kicking us (literally) so we kicked his punk butt D: _______________ Quote: You couldn't compile a toolchain which the latest gcc-3.4.4 optimizations if you had a CFLAGS guide sitting in front of you! (tarpman) Sometimes I wish I could be you, just so I could admire myself more. http://tinypic.com/a43gn4.jpg |
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Thomasooo - Student 
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I love to spawn about 15 jawas and a mutant rancor. If the mutant rancor misses a few of them, I take care of them with Force Lightning. _______________ In the navy and LOVING it! 
Recipient of comment no. 1000 and heart-warming words from Ataris!
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SaZ - Student 
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i love their hopeless death sounds  _______________ playing jk3 since 30th of january (2005), member since 1st of february. [Unofficial Master to Vision and Z�diac ] If you can make a fool of yourself infront of 300 people you can do anything - Jaiko D'kana |
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Wicek - Nugget 
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Lies.. Jawas dont smell funy =D <3 to them They r cute =) |
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Tyrant - Ex-Student 
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o_O (Leaves Forum forever...) |
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DarthMike - Student 
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gross _______________ "You can't get Windows on a Mac because the drivers are not compatible." --- Some dude from the Geek Squad "So if you have quad-core, you have four times the RAM, right?" --- Some guy at Best Buy |
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Carnage - Ex-Student
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OK, more info.. Jawas robes are hand woven. Jawas stand at about a meter tall. They search Tatooine for discarded mechanical items and scrap. Their weaopns, also hand made, are called Jawa ionization blasters.(PUT THOSE IN V3.) OO OO! PUT IN A SAND FORTRESS IN V3! XD Jawas sell their junk and scrap to moisture farmers who can't really find scrap and stuff for sale anywhere else. _______________ Quote: You couldn't compile a toolchain which the latest gcc-3.4.4 optimizations if you had a CFLAGS guide sitting in front of you! (tarpman) Sometimes I wish I could be you, just so I could admire myself more. http://tinypic.com/a43gn4.jpg This comment was edited by Carnage on Aug 01 2005 06:05pm. |
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