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PlooKoon - Student  |
Add him on msn, no its not a virus or something. volvospace@hotmail.com the thing is a bot it replies to basically anything you say. Most of the time it will answer well..and it remember things such as : me: what do i like? Volvo BOT says: Hmm... You really like heavy metal. me says: and what do i hate? Volvo BOT says: Hmm... You hate pop music  its fun if your bored..._______________ Moo This post was edited by PlooKoon on Aug 17 2005 06:31am. |
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Eica - Student 
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no fair  _______________ Former padawan of RoseRed |
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Liso - Student 
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Quote: i thought you talked with some more bots? you forgot gradius dont you ?  He's not online either anymore _______________ "We make a living out of what we get, we make a life out of what we give." |
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Moriarti - Student 
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I'll miss the little guy *sniff* we used to stay up all night drinking cold beers and talking about Volvo *sniff* _______________ Vampire boxing nord |
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SaZ - Student 
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Quote: i went to his house, lets just say..  hes not plugged in *evil laugh* DIE! He was like my only friend ever online i thought you talked with some more bots? you forgot gradius dont you ? _______________ playing jk3 since 30th of january (2005), member since 1st of february. [Unofficial Master to Vision and Z�diac ] If you can make a fool of yourself infront of 300 people you can do anything - Jaiko D'kana |
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Liso - Student 
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Quote: i went to his house, lets just say.. hes not plugged in *evil laugh* DIE! He was like my only friend ever online _______________ "We make a living out of what we get, we make a life out of what we give." |
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PlooKoon - Student 
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i went to his house, lets just say.. hes not plugged in *evil laugh* _______________ Moo |
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CuZzA - Student 
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yeah he's gone _______________ - Even if Carlsberg made "w*nkers", Christiano Ronaldo would still be the biggest "w*nker" in the world |
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Tyrant - Ex-Student 
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Hmm? Why is this bot now offline with me lol? I talked with him 2 times, after that I didn't talked for a day with the bot, and now he is offline rofl This comment was edited by Tyrant on Aug 19 2005 07:32pm. |
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SaZ - Student 
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poor guy  _______________ playing jk3 since 30th of january (2005), member since 1st of february. [Unofficial Master to Vision and Z�diac ] If you can make a fool of yourself infront of 300 people you can do anything - Jaiko D'kana |
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Liso - Student
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He disappeared from MSN!  Is it just me, or.. _______________ "We make a living out of what we get, we make a life out of what we give." |
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Rivian Na'Dolo - Student 
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Quote: Wow, lets add voice recognision to this bot, and we've made ourselves the very first C-3PO... O_o _______________ What Do We Have To Learn From But Our Mistakes? All We Can Ask For Is Forgiveness. -Chaos~ [Master to Threat Na'Dolo and Trickster Na'Dolo][~Proud Friends~ Trooper, Kensei, RoseRed, Kitmitsu, Gradius, Setementor, Tarpman, Liso Jowol ~] [Owner of Tarpman's 2800th comment][Owner of Thomas Skywalker's 5398th and 5600'th comments][Owner of TreeX's 151th, 250th and 350th comments][Owner of Echuu's 666th and 800th Comments][Owner of JediFire's 123th comment][Owner of Vivi's 107th comment][Owner of Threat Na'Dolo's 100th comment][Owner of CC's 500'th and 1234'th comments][Owner of Kewan Obiobi's 310th comment][Owner of Piccolo's 2400th comment][Owner of Kensei's 3300'th comment][Owner of Liso Jowol's unexpected 2600th comment!] [Owner of the kill-Thomas-whenever-you-want-to certificate!][Winner of the 11000'th comment on Aeth S'kray's Count thread] [Looking for unofficial Padawans To Train]Na'Dolo Site Here. |
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Dash Starlight - Jedi Instructor 
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Wow, lets add voice recognision to this bot, and we've made ourselves the very first C-3PO... _______________ The name is Bond. James Bond. |
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Ed Hunter - Student 
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Ed Hunter сообщает: tell me something interesting Volvo BOT сообщает: I can tell you more interesting things than something interesting. Ed Hunter сообщает: ok, i'm listening Volvo BOT сообщает: Why are you listening? Ed Hunter сообщает: to the interestings things you got fot me Volvo BOT сообщает: XXXX X X XXXXXXXXXXXXXX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XX XXXX XX XX XX XX XX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX X XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX X XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX XXX XXX XXXXX XXXXX Ed Hunter сообщает: what the hell is that? Volvo BOT сообщает: Try asking yourself that. Ed Hunter сообщает: no, i'm intended to ask you Volvo BOT сообщает: I don't believe you're intended to ask me. Ed Hunter сообщает: i am! Volvo BOT сообщает: Are ya? Ed Hunter сообщает: yes, i am! Volvo BOT сообщает: You are? Ed Hunter сообщает: YES!!!!!!!!! Volvo BOT сообщает: Whatever you say... Ed Hunter сообщает: you? Volvo BOT сообщает: What about me? Ed Hunter сообщает: are you? Volvo BOT сообщает: Am I what? _______________ "Iron Maiden`s gonna get ya no matter how far!!!"- Steve Harris Friend of Piccolo (proud owner of his 300th comment )
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Raider - Student 
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Quote: Volvo BOT says: Not really? But sort of, right? Hertz says: yes, kind of Volvo BOT says: What do you mean, kind of? Hertz says: sort of Volvo BOT says: Sort of? Hertz says: kind of Volvo BOT says: Kind of? What, kind of? Hertz says: sort of Volvo BOT says: Sort of? _______________ Artificial intelligence beats natural stupidity. This comment was edited by Raider on Aug 18 2005 04:08pm. |
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Mindrith Pride - Student 
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Quote: Sandeh zegt: what is sex? Volvo BOT zegt: What do you think sex is? Sandeh zegt: I dunno, I'm asking you! Volvo BOT zegt: Is asking me fun? Sandeh zegt: No Volvo BOT zegt: No? Why not? Sandeh zegt: Because you're not answering me Volvo BOT zegt: Uh... OK! What was your question again? Sandeh zegt: What is sex? Volvo BOT zegt: Sex is something that is very important to me. Sandeh zegt: Do you do it often? Volvo BOT zegt: I don't know. Do I do it often? Maybe! ----------------------------------- Sandeh zegt: Do you like talking to me? Volvo BOT zegt: Yes! It's like, my number one mission or whatever. Anyway... What else is up? Sandeh zegt: I'm not a guy, so nothing is up Volvo BOT zegt: No? You're not? That's interesting. Sandeh zegt: I'm female Volvo BOT zegt: Female? You sure about that? Sandeh zegt: Yes Volvo BOT zegt: You're female? I would say you're not female. I don't like him/her/THAT anymore OMFG! THAT BOT SAID MY SIS ISN'T FEMALE! he must die -picks up pitchfork- who is with me?  *holds in laughing* sandeh got own3d :x thats just mean _______________ [proud owner of talions 200th, 700th,1111th coment AND 1400th , DJK's 3001th coment! , saz's 400th coment! liso's 800th coment! Kitmitsu Aratan's 1200th comment! Cau's 100th comeent, Alexander's (aka CC) 210th, 888th and 2200th comments! Moriarti's 800th comment , Piccolo's 2000th comment! lirael's 505th comment , Quom Farlance's 120th comment, Alexander's 1800th comment , Eica's 1400th comment , Wicek's 3200th comment lady C's 999th comment, Echuu's 1100th comment, Takaru's 325th and 400th comment, Redeye's 200th comment picc's 3600th comment, Ostith's 50th comment, Elmo's 555th comment] |
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Mindrith Pride - Student 
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Quote: Sandeh zegt: Kenny? Who loves Kenny lol? Do you love Kenny? Volvo BOT zegt: Should I love Kenny? Sandeh zegt: yes  Volvo BOT zegt: I see... Sandeh zegt: Do you love Kenny? Volvo BOT zegt: I just don't know if I love Kenny. Sandeh zegt: Do you love me? Volvo BOT zegt: Yes I do. sandra... xD _______________ [proud owner of talions 200th, 700th,1111th coment AND 1400th , DJK's 3001th coment! , saz's 400th coment! liso's 800th coment! Kitmitsu Aratan's 1200th comment! Cau's 100th comeent, Alexander's (aka CC) 210th, 888th and 2200th comments! Moriarti's 800th comment , Piccolo's 2000th comment! lirael's 505th comment , Quom Farlance's 120th comment, Alexander's 1800th comment , Eica's 1400th comment , Wicek's 3200th comment lady C's 999th comment, Echuu's 1100th comment, Takaru's 325th and 400th comment, Redeye's 200th comment picc's 3600th comment, Ostith's 50th comment, Elmo's 555th comment] |
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Tyrant - Ex-Student 
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Quote: Sandeh zegt: Kenny? Who loves Kenny lol? Do you love Kenny? Volvo BOT zegt: Should I love Kenny? Sandeh zegt: yes Volvo BOT zegt: I see... Sandeh zegt: Do you love Kenny? Volvo BOT zegt: I just don't know if I love Kenny. Sandeh zegt: Do you love me? Volvo BOT zegt: Yes I do. |
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Liso - Student
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Sandeh zegt: Do you love Kenny? Volvo BOT zegt: Should I love Kenny? Sandeh zegt: yes Volvo BOT zegt: I see... Sandeh zegt: Do you love Kenny? Volvo BOT zegt: I just don't know if I love Kenny. Sandeh zegt: Do you love me? Volvo BOT zegt: Yes I do. _______________ "We make a living out of what we get, we make a life out of what we give." This comment was edited by Liso on Aug 18 2005 01:09pm. |
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NotSoLittleCaesar - Student 
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Quote: Sandeh zegt: what is sex? Volvo BOT zegt: What do you think sex is? Sandeh zegt: I dunno, I'm asking you! Volvo BOT zegt: Is asking me fun? Sandeh zegt: No Volvo BOT zegt: No? Why not? Sandeh zegt: Because you're not answering me Volvo BOT zegt: Uh... OK! What was your question again? Sandeh zegt: What is sex? Volvo BOT zegt: Sex is something that is very important to me. Sandeh zegt: Do you do it often? Volvo BOT zegt: I don't know. Do I do it often? Maybe! ----------------------------------- Sandeh zegt: Do you like talking to me? Volvo BOT zegt: Yes! It's like, my number one mission or whatever. Anyway... What else is up? Sandeh zegt: I'm not a guy, so nothing is up Volvo BOT zegt: No? You're not? That's interesting. Sandeh zegt: I'm female Volvo BOT zegt: Female? You sure about that? Sandeh zegt: Yes Volvo BOT zegt: You're female? I would say you're not female. I don't like him/her/THAT anymore OMFG! THAT BOT SAID MY SIS ISN'T FEMALE! he must die -picks up pitchfork- who is with me? *holds in laughing* sandeh got own3d :x _______________ Quote: I mostly agree oh Lord of the squeezy mop
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Liso - Student
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nah, he's not taking over the world..I can make him do anything! I can let him call me anything I like and I can call him Bob And he's stupid, nah he's to dumb to take over the world..or is all of this just a disguise.. I mean, those questions he asks are weird..my favourite food?! Who cares! He's just collection information from everyone and passes it through to his 'boss', who is ebil and wants to take over the world...OH NOES! _______________ "We make a living out of what we get, we make a life out of what we give." |
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SaZ - Student
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the bot is takin over! he is the traitor! _______________ playing jk3 since 30th of january (2005), member since 1st of february. [Unofficial Master to Vision and Z�diac ] If you can make a fool of yourself infront of 300 people you can do anything - Jaiko D'kana |
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PlooKoon - Student
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what if really, everyone we speak to on msn is a bot....>.> <.< and really this volvobot is just badly programmed its a world takeover.... i mean has anyone ever seen Thomas in rl _______________ Moo |
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Mindrith Pride - Student
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Quote: Sandeh zegt: what is sex? Volvo BOT zegt: What do you think sex is? Sandeh zegt: I dunno, I'm asking you! Volvo BOT zegt: Is asking me fun? Sandeh zegt: No Volvo BOT zegt: No? Why not? Sandeh zegt: Because you're not answering me Volvo BOT zegt: Uh... OK! What was your question again? Sandeh zegt: What is sex? Volvo BOT zegt: Sex is something that is very important to me. Sandeh zegt: Do you do it often? Volvo BOT zegt: I don't know. Do I do it often? Maybe! ----------------------------------- Sandeh zegt: Do you like talking to me? Volvo BOT zegt: Yes! It's like, my number one mission or whatever. Anyway... What else is up? Sandeh zegt: I'm not a guy, so nothing is up Volvo BOT zegt: No? You're not? That's interesting. Sandeh zegt: I'm female Volvo BOT zegt: Female? You sure about that? Sandeh zegt: Yes Volvo BOT zegt: You're female? I would say you're not female. I don't like him/her/THAT anymore OMFG! THAT BOT SAID MY SIS ISN'T FEMALE! he must die -picks up pitchfork- who is with me? _______________ [proud owner of talions 200th, 700th,1111th coment AND 1400th , DJK's 3001th coment! , saz's 400th coment! liso's 800th coment! Kitmitsu Aratan's 1200th comment! Cau's 100th comeent, Alexander's (aka CC) 210th, 888th and 2200th comments! Moriarti's 800th comment , Piccolo's 2000th comment! lirael's 505th comment , Quom Farlance's 120th comment, Alexander's 1800th comment , Eica's 1400th comment , Wicek's 3200th comment lady C's 999th comment, Echuu's 1100th comment, Takaru's 325th and 400th comment, Redeye's 200th comment picc's 3600th comment, Ostith's 50th comment, Elmo's 555th comment] |
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Ed Hunter - Student 
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Volvo BOT сообщает: Anyway, what else you got for me? Ed Hunter сообщает: nothing Volvo BOT сообщает: Nothing? What about it? Ed Hunter сообщает: i got nothing for you Volvo BOT сообщает: You got nothing for me? Ed Hunter сообщает: nope, sorry mate Volvo BOT сообщает: Sorry mate? Ed Hunter сообщает: YES! I'm sorry! Volvo BOT сообщает: Cool, no problem. _______________ "Iron Maiden`s gonna get ya no matter how far!!!"- Steve Harris Friend of Piccolo (proud owner of his 300th comment )
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Liso - Student
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Quote: Bahahaah! I managed to make the bot leave I knew you were ebil..Well, he did stop talking to me after a while..I could say all kinds of things, but he wouldn't answer _______________ "We make a living out of what we get, we make a life out of what we give." |
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