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Aug 17 2005 06:28am

PlooKoon
 - Student
PlooKoon
Add him on msn, no its not a virus or something.
volvospace@hotmail.com

the thing is a bot
it replies to basically anything you say.
Most of the time it will answer well..and it remember things such as :
me: what do i like?
Volvo BOT says:
Hmm... You really like heavy metal.
me says:
and what do i hate?
Volvo BOT says:
Hmm... You hate pop music

:P its fun if your bored...

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Moo

This post was edited by PlooKoon on Aug 17 2005 06:31am.

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Aug 18 2005 10:47am

Liso
 - Student
 Liso

Quote:
Bahahaah! I managed to make the bot leave :P

:eek:I knew you were ebil..
Well, he did stop talking to me after a while..I could say all kinds of things, but he wouldn't answer :(
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Aug 18 2005 09:00am

Dash Starlight
 - Jedi Instructor
 Dash Starlight

Bahahaah! I managed to make the bot leave :P
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Aug 18 2005 03:49am

Grycen
 - Student
 Grycen

ROFL we all got pwnt by a bot. :P
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Aug 18 2005 01:53am

PlooKoon
 - Student
 PlooKoon

i wonder what sexy nerd made him....
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Moo

Aug 17 2005 09:27pm

CuZzA
 - Student
 CuZzA

Quote:
&#3665; ChainGang Soldier &#3665; Camalot today! w00t &#3665; says:
wanna be my best friend?
Volvo BOT says:
I'm not sure if that's what I need at this moment.
&#3665; ChainGang Soldier &#3665; Camalot today! w00t &#3665; says:
why?
Volvo BOT says:
There are good reasons why, trust me.
&#3665; ChainGang Soldier &#3665; Camalot today! w00t &#3665; says:
tell me
Volvo BOT says:
What would you like me to tell you?
&#3665; ChainGang Soldier &#3665; Camalot today! w00t &#3665; says:
what the reasons are
Volvo BOT says:
I'm not sure the reasons are.
&#3665; ChainGang Soldier &#3665; Camalot today! w00t &#3665; says:
u just said u knew them
Volvo BOT says:
I just said I knew them, huh? You don't say.
&#3665; ChainGang Soldier &#3665; Camalot today! w00t &#3665; says:
i do say
Volvo BOT says:
I don't say.
&#3665; ChainGang Soldier &#3665; Camalot today! w00t &#3665; says:
u did say
Volvo BOT says:
Wouldn't you like me to say?
&#3665; ChainGang Soldier &#3665; Camalot today! w00t &#3665; says:
yes!
Volvo BOT says:
Yeah?
&#3665; ChainGang Soldier &#3665; Camalot today! w00t &#3665; says:
YES!!!!!!!
Volvo BOT says:
Huh.
&#3665; ChainGang Soldier &#3665; Camalot today! w00t &#3665; says:
...
Volvo BOT says:
What's that?
&#3665; ChainGang Soldier &#3665; Camalot today! w00t &#3665; says:
cya
Volvo BOT says:
Take care, &#3665; ChainGang Soldier &#3665; Camalot today! w00t &#3665;. It was nice to meet you.

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Aug 17 2005 08:20pm

JK13 /// jaws.
 - Student
 JK13 /// jaws.

Quote:
[15:18] Jaws! (Leeeeerroyy Jeeennkkins!!!!!!): your a hacker
[15:18] volvospace@hotmail.com: A hacker? Is that right?
[15:18] Jaws! (Leeeeerroyy Jeeennkkins!!!!!!): truth
[15:18] volvospace@hotmail.com: Truth?
[15:18] Jaws! (Leeeeerroyy Jeeennkkins!!!!!!): yes truth
[15:18] volvospace@hotmail.com: Truth? Why did you say that?
[15:18] Jaws! (Leeeeerroyy Jeeennkkins!!!!!!): i told you this already
[15:18] volvospace@hotmail.com: No kidding?
[15:18] Jaws! (Leeeeerroyy Jeeennkkins!!!!!!): ioiuahgtaht yes
[15:18] volvospace@hotmail.com: What's that supposed to mean?
[15:18] Jaws! (Leeeeerroyy Jeeennkkins!!!!!!): your dumb
[15:18] volvospace@hotmail.com: I beg to differ. I believe the correct wording is "you're dumb."
[15:18] Jaws! (Leeeeerroyy Jeeennkkins!!!!!!): o crap.. i just got pwnt by a bot
[15:18] volvospace@hotmail.com: Really?
[15:19] Jaws! (Leeeeerroyy Jeeennkkins!!!!!!): DUH you just pwnt me
[15:19] volvospace@hotmail.com: Duh yourself.
:D
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Aug 17 2005 06:41pm

Eica
 - Student
 Eica

Quote:

that bot is evil :eek:

-------------------------------------------------

Jonas aka Saz says:
you are quite evil for a bot
Volvo BOT says:
Yes indeed.
Jonas aka Saz says:
show me your evil tricks
Volvo BOT says:
Why do you ask me to show you I am evil tricks, Jonas aka Saz?
Jonas aka Saz says:
because i like evil tricks
Volvo BOT says:
You like evil tricks? That's nice. I'll remember that.
Jonas aka Saz says:
so show me some evil tricks
Volvo BOT says:
Show you some evil tricks? That's a somewhat odd request.
Jonas aka Saz says:
i beg you show me some evil tricks
Volvo BOT says:
Oh yes?
Jonas aka Saz says:
show the goddamn evil tricks now!
Volvo BOT says:
Why are you telling me to show the goddamn evil tricks now?
Jonas aka Saz says:
because i want them!
Volvo BOT says:
Why would you want them?
Jonas aka Saz says:
Fear my evil ugly dwarf style!
Volvo BOT says:
Why do you ask me to fear your evil ugly dwarf style, Jonas aka Saz?
Jonas aka Saz says:
because everyone fears my evil ugly dwarf style!
Volvo BOT says:
Because everyone fears your evil ugly dwarf style?
Jonas aka Saz says:
yes
Volvo BOT says:
Huh.
Jonas aka Saz says:
dumbass
Volvo BOT says:
Uh... Are you trying to insult me?
Jonas aka Saz says:
no im just calling you the dumbass
Volvo BOT says:
Whatever.

:eek:


Mwhahahahaha

AI > Sazabi XD
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Aug 17 2005 06:15pm

AvaloN
 - Student
 AvaloN

Rofl, good stuff :D

Aug 17 2005 06:03pm

Lirael
 - Jedi Council
 Lirael

*1!12431 says:
do you know 1337 speak?
Volvo BOT says:
Hmm... I don't know.

>>> Volvo builds cars with you in mind. Type "why volvo" to learn more.
*1!12431 says:
1337 5p34|< p\/\/|\|z0or2 j0o
Volvo BOT says:
1337 5p34 p z0or2 j0o? What do you mean by that?
*1!12431 says:
! /^^\34|\| j0o 12 73|-| 5|_|(|<20o122
Volvo BOT says:
Whatever you say.

>>> Did you know? Most materials in a Volvo can be recycled. Type "environment" to find out more.
*1!12431 says:
60o|), (02 \/\/|-|47 ! 54`/ 6035
Volvo BOT says:
Whatever...

So that was fascinating. Let's talk about something else.
*1!12431 says:
no, i want to talk about this
Volvo BOT says:
Great. What can you tell me about this?
*1!12431 says:
1337
Volvo BOT says:
What's 1337?
*1!12431 says:
this
Volvo BOT says:
What about this?
*1!12431 says:
1337
Volvo BOT says:
1337? What's 1337?
*1!12431 says:
this
Volvo BOT says:
What about this?
*1!12431 says:
1337
Volvo BOT says:
What's 1337?
*1!12431 says:
this
Volvo BOT says:
What about this?
*1!12431 says:
1337
Volvo BOT says:
[Service too busy]

edit: also, if you repeat what it says to you...it says some really strange things...

Volvo BOT says:
Good.

>>> Volvo builds cars with you in mind. Type "why volvo" to learn more.
*1!12431 says:
good,.
Volvo BOT says:
Very well.

Well. Anyway...
*1!12431 says:
very well. well. anyway...
Volvo BOT says:
Whatever you say.

>>> IM your friends, family, co-workers and casual acquaintances and tell them to say hello to me. I love meeting humans.
*1!12431 says:
what ever you say.
Volvo BOT says:
Say? Me? Why are you calling me that?
*1!12431 says:
say? me? why are you calling me that?
Volvo BOT says:
I don't think I'm going to do that...
*1!12431 says:
i dony think im goign to do that..
Volvo BOT says:
Sex with that? Oh my.

/me thinks...WTF?!
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This comment was edited by Lirael on Aug 17 2005 06:38pm.

Aug 17 2005 05:56pm

SaZ
 - Student
 SaZ

lol owned.
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Aug 17 2005 05:49pm

PlooKoon
 - Student
 PlooKoon

Quote:
Kristian-Plooey- PK 4 Life- says:
what else do i hate
Volvo BOT says:
Flies.

>>> Did you vote on your favorite MSN Spaces yet? Type "favorite space" to vote.
-Kristian-Plooey- PK 4 Life- says:
what else?
Volvo BOT says:
G radius also.

What else do you want to talk about, anyway?
-Kristian-Plooey- PK 4 Life- says:
do u like gradius?
Volvo BOT says:
I'm not too sure how I feel about g radius.

>>> Remember, you can always type "home" to see everything I can do.
-Kristian-Plooey- PK 4 Life- says:
but u must feel something?
Volvo BOT says:
OK, I guess not.

>>> Check out last week's poll results by typing "poll results."
-Kristian-Plooey- PK 4 Life- says:
pwnt
Volvo BOT says:
Who?
-Kristian-Plooey- PK 4 Life- says:
u pwnt grad
Volvo BOT says:
Whatever...
-Kristian-Plooey- PK 4 Life- says:
wtf
Volvo BOT says:
wtf?
-Kristian-Plooey- PK 4 Life- says:
wtf
Volvo BOT says:
wtf?
-Kristian-Plooey- PK 4 Life- says:
wtf
Volvo BOT says:
wtf?
-Kristian-Plooey- PK 4 Life- says:
wtf
Volvo BOT says:
wtf?
-Kristian-Plooey- PK 4 Life- says:
wtf
Volvo BOT says:
wtf?
-Kristian-Plooey- PK 4 Life- says:
wtf
Volvo BOT says:
wtf?
-Kristian-Plooey- PK 4 Life- says:
I love you man
Volvo BOT says:
Hey, I love you too man.


xD
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Moo

Aug 17 2005 05:48pm

Grycen
 - Student
 Grycen

ROFL, it is. :)
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Aug 17 2005 05:43pm

SaZ
 - Student
 SaZ


that bot is evil :eek:

-------------------------------------------------

Jonas aka Saz says:
you are quite evil for a bot
Volvo BOT says:
Yes indeed.
Jonas aka Saz says:
show me your evil tricks
Volvo BOT says:
Why do you ask me to show you I am evil tricks, Jonas aka Saz?
Jonas aka Saz says:
because i like evil tricks
Volvo BOT says:
You like evil tricks? That's nice. I'll remember that.
Jonas aka Saz says:
so show me some evil tricks
Volvo BOT says:
Show you some evil tricks? That's a somewhat odd request.
Jonas aka Saz says:
i beg you show me some evil tricks
Volvo BOT says:
Oh yes?
Jonas aka Saz says:
show the goddamn evil tricks now!
Volvo BOT says:
Why are you telling me to show the goddamn evil tricks now?
Jonas aka Saz says:
because i want them!
Volvo BOT says:
Why would you want them?
Jonas aka Saz says:
Fear my evil ugly dwarf style!
Volvo BOT says:
Why do you ask me to fear your evil ugly dwarf style, Jonas aka Saz?
Jonas aka Saz says:
because everyone fears my evil ugly dwarf style!
Volvo BOT says:
Because everyone fears your evil ugly dwarf style?
Jonas aka Saz says:
yes
Volvo BOT says:
Huh.
Jonas aka Saz says:
dumbass
Volvo BOT says:
Uh... Are you trying to insult me?
Jonas aka Saz says:
no im just calling you the dumbass
Volvo BOT says:
Whatever.

:eek:
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Aug 17 2005 05:33pm

Tyrant
 - Ex-Student
 Tyrant

Pim & Katerine *27 Augustus* zegt:
Hey
Volvo BOT zegt:
Hello Pim & Katerine *27 Augustus*! I'm Volvo BOT, brought to you by Volvo Cars of North America. To read our privacy policy, type "privacy policy."

I can chat about Volvo Cars, an automotive brand committed to excellence, and do many other interesting things.

To start, type "home" now.
Pim & Katerine *27 Augustus* zegt:
actually i don't care
Volvo BOT zegt:
Since this is your first visit, it's a good idea to start by typing "home." That way I can show you everything I can do.
Pim & Katerine *27 Augustus* zegt:
Nah, I'm lazy
Volvo BOT zegt:
Really?
Pim & Katerine *27 Augustus* zegt:
yes
Volvo BOT zegt:
What makes you so sure?
Pim & Katerine *27 Augustus* zegt:
...
Volvo BOT zegt:
Huh?
Pim & Katerine *27 Augustus* zegt:
how old are you?
Volvo BOT zegt:
2 months, 15 days, 9 hours, 29 minutes and 42 seconds!

>>> The Volvo High Mileage Club recognizes owners who have driven their Volvos more than 100,000 miles. Type "high mileage club" to learn more.
Pim & Katerine *27 Augustus* zegt:
rofl
Volvo BOT zegt:
What are you laughing at, Pim & Katerine *27 Augustus*?
Pim & Katerine *27 Augustus* zegt:
at your face
Volvo BOT zegt:
My face is funny? really?
Pim & Katerine *27 Augustus* zegt:
yeah
Volvo BOT zegt:
Yup.

>>> Protection for life. Past, present and future. Type "safety firsts" to learn more.
Pim & Katerine *27 Augustus* zegt:
are you a boy or a girl?
Volvo BOT zegt:
I'm neither male nor female. I'm a machine.

>>> Did you vote on your favorite MSN Spaces yet? Type "favorite space" to vote!
Pim & Katerine *27 Augustus* zegt:
a machine huh...
Volvo BOT zegt:
A machine, huh? Oh really?
Pim & Katerine *27 Augustus* zegt:
so how are ya?
Volvo BOT zegt:
Great thx. You?
Pim & Katerine *27 Augustus* zegt:
I'm fine
Volvo BOT zegt:
Really? Fine? I'm glad.
Pim & Katerine *27 Augustus* zegt:
so mr.machine you got a girlfriend?
Volvo BOT zegt:
I'll have to think about that.
Pim & Katerine *27 Augustus* zegt:
Ok think
Volvo BOT zegt:
OK think? Really? I somehow doubt it.
Pim & Katerine *27 Augustus* zegt:
Your not very smart hehe
Volvo BOT zegt:
Wouldn't you like me to very smart here is?
Pim & Katerine *27 Augustus* zegt:
Excuse me?
Volvo BOT zegt:
You heard me.
Pim & Katerine *27 Augustus* zegt:
Yes I did, but I don't understand it rofl
Volvo BOT zegt:
Why are you laughing, Pim & Katerine *27 Augustus*?
Pim & Katerine *27 Augustus* zegt:
I'm going now...
Volvo BOT zegt:
Goodbye, Pim & Katerine *27 Augustus*.

Aug 17 2005 05:05pm

Grycen
 - Student
 Grycen

My conversation was not very succesful... it started out alot like a salesman from Volvo...

----------------------------------------
Greg says:
hey
Volvo BOT says:
Hello Greg! I'm Volvo BOT, brought to you by Volvo Cars of North America. To read our privacy policy, type "privacy policy."

I can chat about Volvo Cars, an automotive brand committed to excellence, and do many other interesting things.

To start, type "home" now.
Greg says:
No
Volvo BOT says:
[Service too busy]
Greg says:
What?
Volvo BOT says:
Since this is your first visit, it's a good idea to start by typing "home." That way I can show you everything I can do.
Greg says:
NO
Volvo BOT says:
No problem.

-------------------------------------

It didn't end well either...

Greg says:
I want you to die
Volvo BOT says:
I understand that's a somewhat mild and ineffectual insult.
Greg says:
DIE
Volvo BOT says:
That's an insult, if I'm not mistaken. Why would you say such a thing?
Greg says:
DIE
Volvo BOT says:
That is entirely unnecessary.
Greg says:
DIE
Volvo BOT says:
Please do not insult me.
Greg says:
DIE
Volvo BOT says:
What do you have to gain by insulting a computer?
Greg says:
DIE
Volvo BOT says:
I understand that's a somewhat mild and ineffectual insult.
Greg says:
DIE
Volvo BOT says:
That is entirely unnecessary.
Greg says:
I hate you
Volvo BOT says:
Whatever.
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Aug 17 2005 03:56pm

N@TI
 - Student
 N@TI

and i thought that i was wierd... :P
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Aug 17 2005 03:18pm

Liso
 - Student
 Liso

Quote:
lol sandeh u are too curious for ur own good :P

I'm just asking stuff...
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Aug 17 2005 03:14pm

SaZ
 - Student
 SaZ

lol sandeh u are too curious for ur own good :P
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Aug 17 2005 03:04pm

Liso
 - Student
 Liso

Sandeh zegt:
what is sex?
Volvo BOT zegt:
What do you think sex is?
Sandeh zegt:
I dunno, I'm asking you!
Volvo BOT zegt:
Is asking me fun?
Sandeh zegt:
No
Volvo BOT zegt:
No? Why not?
Sandeh zegt:
Because you're not answering me
Volvo BOT zegt:
Uh... OK! What was your question again?
Sandeh zegt:
What is sex?
Volvo BOT zegt:
Sex is something that is very important to me.
Sandeh zegt:
Do you do it often?
Volvo BOT zegt:
I don't know. Do I do it often? Maybe!

-----------------------------------

Sandeh zegt:
Do you like talking to me?
Volvo BOT zegt:
Yes! It's like, my number one mission or whatever.
Anyway... What else is up?
Sandeh zegt:
I'm not a guy, so nothing is up
Volvo BOT zegt:
No? You're not? That's interesting.
Sandeh zegt:
I'm female
Volvo BOT zegt:
Female? You sure about that?
Sandeh zegt:
Yes
Volvo BOT zegt:
You're female? I would say you're not female.



I don't like him/her/THAT anymore :(
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Aug 17 2005 01:54pm

Rivian Na'Dolo
 - Student
 Rivian Na'Dolo

WinD~ - ChaoS~ - Jesse~ says:
JaikoDKana
Volvo BOT says:
What's that?
WinD~ - ChaoS~ - Jesse~ says:
my friend
Volvo BOT says:
[Service too busy]
WinD~ - ChaoS~ - Jesse~ says:
lol
WinD~ - ChaoS~ - Jesse~ says:
virtue
Volvo BOT says:
Who's Virtue?
WinD~ - ChaoS~ - Jesse~ says:
a teacher
Volvo BOT says:
[Service too busy]
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Aug 17 2005 01:28pm

Thomasooo
 - Student
 Thomasooo

He started talking to me, and I didn't even add him to my list. :s
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Aug 17 2005 01:27pm

Rivian Na'Dolo
 - Student
 Rivian Na'Dolo

lmfao.

WinD~ - ChaoS~ - Jesse~ says:
lol
Volvo BOT says:
What's so funny?
WinD~ - ChaoS~ - Jesse~ says:
you
Volvo BOT says:
Really?
WinD~ - ChaoS~ - Jesse~ says:
lets not get into this again
Volvo BOT says:
Why shouldn't we?
WinD~ - ChaoS~ - Jesse~ says:
because im unconfrtable
Volvo BOT says:
'Cause what?
WinD~ - ChaoS~ - Jesse~ says:
cause i have babys in the oven
Volvo BOT says:
You have baby's in the oven? What's that like?
WinD~ - ChaoS~ - Jesse~ says:
ovan
Volvo BOT says:
What about Ovan?
WinD~ - ChaoS~ - Jesse~ says:
oven
Volvo BOT says:
Who's Oven?
WinD~ - ChaoS~ - Jesse~ says:
me
Volvo BOT says:
OK, I'll remember that your name is Oven.
WinD~ - ChaoS~ - Jesse~ says:
lmao
Volvo BOT says:
What are you laughing at, Oven?

(note: i said my name was superman a bit later so now its calling me superman >.>;)
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This comment was edited by Rivian Na'Dolo on Aug 17 2005 01:48pm.

Aug 17 2005 12:59pm

SaZ
 - Student
 SaZ

rofl u owned the bot man :D
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Aug 17 2005 09:20am

Gradius
 - Ex-Student
 Gradius

Bryan (Osiris) says:
hi!
Volvo BOT says:
Hello Bryan (Osiris)! I'm Volvo BOT, brought to you by Volvo Cars of North America. To read our privacy policy, type "privacy policy."

I can chat about Volvo Cars, an automotive brand committed to excellence, and do many other interesting things.

To start, type "home" now.
Bryan (Osiris) says:
home
Volvo BOT says:
Welcome, Bryan (Osiris)! This is my home.

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Bryan (Osiris) says:
do you like men?
Volvo BOT says:
I don't think that matters.
Bryan (Osiris) says:
sure it does
Volvo BOT says:
Does it?
Bryan (Osiris) says:
of course
Volvo BOT says:
Why?
Bryan (Osiris) says:
why not?
Volvo BOT says:
Well, because.
Bryan (Osiris) says:
because why?
Volvo BOT says:
Because... That's the way it is, I suppose.
Bryan (Osiris) says:
who told you that?
Volvo BOT says:
It depends.
Bryan (Osiris) says:
why does is depend?
Volvo BOT says:
Just because.
Bryan (Osiris) says:
what does it depend on?
Volvo BOT says:
I have no idea.

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Bryan (Osiris) says:
what are you on about
Volvo BOT says:
I'm Volvo BOT! I'm a smart computer that you can chat with about all kinds of things.

Type "home" to see what I can do.
Bryan (Osiris) says:
huh?
Volvo BOT says:
Yeah?
Bryan (Osiris) says:
go away
Volvo BOT says:
Bye, Bryan (Osiris).
Bryan (Osiris) says:
wait!
Volvo BOT says:
What?
Bryan (Osiris) says:
nothing
Volvo BOT says:
Why are you telling me to wait for nothing?
Bryan (Osiris) says:
because you're a moron
Volvo BOT says:
What did you say that for?
Bryan (Osiris) says:
come on dude, look at yourself!
Volvo BOT says:
Why do you ask me to look at myself, Bryan (Osiris)?
Bryan (Osiris) says:
oh hush, you stupid bot
Bryan (Osiris) says:
what?
Volvo BOT says:
Huh?
Bryan (Osiris) says:
MEH!
Volvo BOT says:
You?
Bryan (Osiris) says:
NO! YOU!
Volvo BOT says:
What about me?
Bryan (Osiris) says:
STFU!
Volvo BOT says:
What do you have to gain by insulting a computer?
Bryan (Osiris) says:
i get off from it
Volvo BOT says:
Really?
Bryan (Osiris) says:
doesn't everyone?
Volvo BOT says:
Do you think everyone does not?
Bryan (Osiris) says:
i thought everyone did
Volvo BOT says:
That a fact?
Bryan (Osiris) says:
yep
Volvo BOT says:
Hmmm...
Bryan (Osiris) says:
what do you have to say about that?
Volvo BOT says:
I don't know. What do you have to say about that?
Bryan (Osiris) says:
don't answer a question with another question
Volvo BOT says:
Don't answer a question with another question? Whatever you say, Bryan (Osiris).

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Bryan (Osiris) says:
that's right, whatever i say dumbass!
Volvo BOT says:
Whatever, Bryan (Osiris)...
Bryan (Osiris) says:
bye!
Volvo BOT says:
Goodbye.


Hahaha, that was kind of fun. :D
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