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Nomadic Phoenix - Student  |
Heya guys! I thought I'd post a game I came up with in other places. It's pretty simple, but it requires that you have watched all of the star wars movies. Oh, wait, we all probably have. Several times. Right then! The game is simple. Someone posts a scene from Star Wars (with a basic description, episode it's from, etc) and the person who posts after it warps the post to something random and funny, and then posts another scene...so...here's the example. ---- Post 1 ---- Obi-Wan and Anakin fighting. --- Post 2 --- Obi-Wan: "Dude, did you just let one rip?" Anakin: "That is the stench of victory, old one!" The scene where Jar-Jar meets Qui-Gon. --- Post 3 --- Qui-Gon: "Why do I think I'm going to regret this someday?" Obi-Wan entering Utapau. And so on and so forth. There are only two rules. 1: Nothing obscene. If you don't want your little cousin of 5 to read it, don't post it here. 2: No swearing under any circumstances. Other than that, knock yourself out! I'll post the first scene...and you guys take it from there! - NP Scene: Anakin getting into the Naboo Starfighter in Ep I. _______________ Check out my personal webcomic, Subconscious, here. "Life isn't a video game. There aren't any respawn points." Proud Owner Of: Rin An Tian's 100th and 400th Comment. |
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Nightfire - Student 
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Obi-Wan:"the suprem chounseler cannot be trusted."
Anakin:"I belive I can trust him." Obi-Wan:"oh YEAH!?" Anakin:"Yeah he haven't told anyone about our specially home made secret brew yet...." Obi-Wan:".....  Get back to work!!!"
Episode I: Qui-Gon using his jedi powers on the Gungan council _______________ -Need a light? My 362:nd post was a joke 
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Nomadic Phoenix - Student 
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"Why didn't you just use the Force to pull him off?"
"Um...I was busy at the time! Yeah, let's go with that." Scene: Obi-Wan talking with Anakin in Ep 3 about Senator Palpatine. _______________ Check out my personal webcomic, Subconscious, here. "Life isn't a video game. There aren't any respawn points." Proud Owner Of: Rin An Tian's 100th and 400th Comment. |
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Nightfire - Student
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Anakin:"I smell something burning."
Obi-wan:"look there's some lava on your sho!!!" Anakin"HUH!!!" Obi-wan:"HUZZAAAH!!!!" Episode VI: Leia & Luke jumps on the forrest speeder in pursiut of the imperial scouts _______________ -Need a light? My 362:nd post was a joke
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Nomadic Phoenix - Student
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"I bet my father didn't have to put up with bad parts."
Scene: Anakin and Obi-Wan fighting over the lava. _______________ Check out my personal webcomic, Subconscious, here. "Life isn't a video game. There aren't any respawn points." Proud Owner Of: Rin An Tian's 100th and 400th Comment. |
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Nightfire - Student
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C3PO:"Finaly those uppgrades I've always wanted"
episode4:Luke & his uncle buying droids of the Jawas _______________ -Need a light? My 362:nd post was a joke
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Nomadic Phoenix - Student
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"Man, if I didn't think you were hot before, Leia...well, now that you're surrounded by all these freaks, damn!"
Scene: In the Geonosis factory when C3PO is on the conveyer belt. _______________ Check out my personal webcomic, Subconscious, here. "Life isn't a video game. There aren't any respawn points." Proud Owner Of: Rin An Tian's 100th and 400th Comment. |
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Alex Dkana - Staff 
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Obi-Wan: "Hello There!" **gets into crazy saber stance #7**
Scene: Luke walks into Jabba's throneroom for the first time, Leia is chained to the Hutt, they are surrounded by various aliens and guards. _______________ To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield | Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken | Rhaiko D'kana - SWTOR EU Guild Co-Founder | Is it what the teacher, teaches? Or what the student learns? A Dkana |
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Raziel Anjelis - Student 
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Luke:"Ok. We got the medals, so where's the damn strippers!"
Scene: Obi-Wan meets Jango in the Kamino cloning facility for the first time. _______________ Proud owner of El Vee For's 200th Comment, and Wicek's 2600th comment DaMi3N's 400th, Trad Redav's 666th.
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Nomadic Phoenix - Student 
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"Man, I'm probably going to end up with every guy's worst nightmare...extreme shrinkage."
Scene: Awards sequence at the end of Ep 6. _______________ Check out my personal webcomic, Subconscious, here. "Life isn't a video game. There aren't any respawn points." Proud Owner Of: Rin An Tian's 100th and 400th Comment. |
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Nightfire - Student 
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Obi-Wan: "What a Lame party!"
Anakin:"couldn't agree with you more master" episode 5: Carbon freezing chamber when Han is about to get iced. _______________ -Need a light? My 362:nd post was a joke
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"Hey, I'm going to be a Jedi like my father before me, so FEAR ME!"
"Fear leads to the Dark Side, Luke. We need you to save the universe before you turn sides." Scene: Cantina in Ep 2. _______________ Check out my personal webcomic, Subconscious, here. "Life isn't a video game. There aren't any respawn points." Proud Owner Of: Rin An Tian's 100th and 400th Comment. |
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Nightfire - Student
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Obi-Wan:"No i don't want to buy any death sticks I've got one right here on the belt..."
*whooosh* episode:4 Luke in trubble in the cantina with the dangerous folks. _______________ -Need a light? My 362:nd post was a joke
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Obi-Wan: "This saber is going to be the death of me."
Scene: Obi-Wan is offered death sticks. _______________ Check out my personal webcomic, Subconscious, here. "Life isn't a video game. There aren't any respawn points." Proud Owner Of: Rin An Tian's 100th and 400th Comment. |
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Nightfire - Student
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Obi-wan:"Look an Eagle!!!!
All droids look Qui-Gon:"I thought mind-tricks didn't work on droids" Obi-Wan:"Master don't underestimate the power of presuasion" *Wh000sh bang crash* Episode:2 Obi-Wan Giving back Anakins saber after losing it in the chase for the shape-shifting mercenary _______________ -Need a light? My 362:nd post was a joke
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Ewok: "Hey, look! The upholstery matches my costume!"
Scene: Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon jump down from balcony to save Princess Amidala. _______________ Check out my personal webcomic, Subconscious, here. "Life isn't a video game. There aren't any respawn points." Proud Owner Of: Rin An Tian's 100th and 400th Comment. |
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Nightfire - Student
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R2D2:"piliulailoui!!!!"
Luke:"But where's all my popcorn?!" Leia & Han:"Luke you shouldn't use r2d2 like a microwave oven." Luke:"....But..I .. Want.. POPCORN!!!!"
episode 6: Endor battle when Chewie & the 2 ewoks hijacks the ATST _______________ -Need a light? My 362:nd post was a joke
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"And while you're at it, drop by some cantina and get me a soda and death sticks."
"You DO realize the sticks will cause death, right?" "How else do you think I got my perfect complexion and voice?" Scene: R2D2 gets pulled down from Luke's X-Wing all fried. _______________ Check out my personal webcomic, Subconscious, here. "Life isn't a video game. There aren't any respawn points." Proud Owner Of: Rin An Tian's 100th and 400th Comment. |
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Nightfire - Student
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Anakin:"He's not done yet there are still some parts missing."
Padme:"You've lost some parts?!" Anakin:"Well mom wouldn't let me add them..." Padme:"w000t!!!" Episode I: Darth Sidious sending out Darth Maul to get the queen _______________ -Need a light? My 362:nd post was a joke
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Nomadic Phoenix - Student
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"You like my lightsaber color? The color matches my eyes."
"Jango, for that, please, PLEASE, kill him." "*Kssht*...With Pleasure." Scene: Anakin shows Padme C3-PO _______________ Check out my personal webcomic, Subconscious, here. "Life isn't a video game. There aren't any respawn points." Proud Owner Of: Rin An Tian's 100th and 400th Comment. |
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Nightfire - Student
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Qui-gon:" HAH!!!! White men can jump!!! Take that Woody Harrelson & Wesley Snipes  "
EP2: Mace Windu entering the the soon to be party on the balcony Facing the trade federation bosses, count Dooku & the Genosian leader _______________ -Need a light? My 362:nd post was a joke
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"He got lost in his own museum. *Rolls eyes*...hiya!"
"Um...Han? Wrong ending for the wrong movie." Scene: Ep 1: Qui-Gon jumping into the Naboo Ship. _______________ Check out my personal webcomic, Subconscious, here. "Life isn't a video game. There aren't any respawn points." Proud Owner Of: Rin An Tian's 100th and 400th Comment. |
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Alex Dkana - Staff 
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Guy: Blooming heck, what the hell is that!?! Its like some kind of spaceship!? I've gotta get more sleep..
The final scene of Return of the Jedi, when the main cast are having that group hug. _______________ To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield | Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken | Rhaiko D'kana - SWTOR EU Guild Co-Founder | Is it what the teacher, teaches? Or what the student learns? A Dkana |
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Qui-Gon: "Dude, I love your tattoos. Where'd you get them?"
Maul: "What tattoos?" Scene: Guy watching the X-Wings take off of Yavin IV towards the end of Ep 4. _______________ Check out my personal webcomic, Subconscious, here. "Life isn't a video game. There aren't any respawn points." Proud Owner Of: Rin An Tian's 100th and 400th Comment. |
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Koyi Donita - Student 
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After various clashes of the sabers, Vader says in his sinister voice, "So old man! ....... How many times have you had to change your energy cells in that saber? Probably alot seeing as how your sabering skills have become Bantha Poo Doo! I use DuraCel! The choice of the Empire! My saber keeps going and going and going.......
Star Wars episode 1 Phantom Menace Darth Maul fight when all three are seperated by those energy walls. _______________ For I am not ashamed of the gospel of Christ: for it is the power of God unto salvation to every one that believeth; to the Jew first, and also to the Greek. Rom. 1:16 So then faith cometh by hearing, and hearing by the word of God. Rom. 10:17 I love my babyface. Smilykrazy is my baby and I love her. ...Swimming through the void we hear the Word, we lose ourselves but we find it all... System Of A Down.
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Sef Senatu - Student 
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hmmmmmmm.......tasty.......*wrooooom* doh!
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