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Oct 18 2006 05:21pm

Nomadic Phoenix
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Nomadic Phoenix
Heya guys! I thought I'd post a game I came up with in other places. It's pretty simple, but it requires that you have watched all of the star wars movies. Oh, wait, we all probably have. Several times.

Right then! The game is simple. Someone posts a scene from Star Wars (with a basic description, episode it's from, etc) and the person who posts after it warps the post to something random and funny, and then posts another scene...so...here's the example.

---- Post 1 ----

Obi-Wan and Anakin fighting.

--- Post 2 ---

Obi-Wan: "Dude, did you just let one rip?"
Anakin: "That is the stench of victory, old one!"

The scene where Jar-Jar meets Qui-Gon.

--- Post 3 ---

Qui-Gon: "Why do I think I'm going to regret this someday?"

Obi-Wan entering Utapau.


And so on and so forth. There are only two rules.

1: Nothing obscene. If you don't want your little cousin of 5 to read it, don't post it here.
2: No swearing under any circumstances.

Other than that, knock yourself out! I'll post the first scene...and you guys take it from there!

- NP

Scene:
Anakin getting into the Naboo Starfighter in Ep I.
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"Life isn't a video game. There aren't any respawn points."
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Nov 15 2006 10:33pm

Nightfire
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 Nightfire

C3PO:"Finaly those uppgrades I've always wanted"

episode4:Luke & his uncle buying droids of the Jawas
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My 362:nd post was a joke :D
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Nov 10 2006 04:26am

Nomadic Phoenix
 - Student
 Nomadic Phoenix

"Man, if I didn't think you were hot before, Leia...well, now that you're surrounded by all these freaks, damn!"

Scene:
In the Geonosis factory when C3PO is on the conveyer belt.
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"Life isn't a video game. There aren't any respawn points."
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Nov 10 2006 12:43am

Alex Dkana
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 Alex Dkana

Obi-Wan: "Hello There!" **gets into crazy saber stance #7**

Scene: Luke walks into Jabba's throneroom for the first time, Leia is chained to the Hutt, they are surrounded by various aliens and guards.
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To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield | Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken | Rhaiko D'kana - SWTOR EU Guild Co-Founder | Is it what the teacher, teaches? Or what the student learns? A Dkana

Nov 10 2006 12:17am

Raziel Anjelis
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 Raziel Anjelis

Luke:"Ok. We got the medals, so where's the damn strippers!"

Scene: Obi-Wan meets Jango in the Kamino cloning facility for the first time.
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Nov 08 2006 09:07pm

Nomadic Phoenix
 - Student
 Nomadic Phoenix

"Man, I'm probably going to end up with every guy's worst nightmare...extreme shrinkage."

Scene:
Awards sequence at the end of Ep 6.
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"Life isn't a video game. There aren't any respawn points."
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Nov 08 2006 06:37pm

Nightfire
 - Student
 Nightfire

Obi-Wan: "What a Lame party!"
Anakin:"couldn't agree with you more master"

episode 5: Carbon freezing chamber when Han is about to get iced.
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-Need a light?
My 362:nd post was a joke :D
LAIHELA


Nov 07 2006 11:12pm

Nomadic Phoenix
 - Student
 Nomadic Phoenix

"Hey, I'm going to be a Jedi like my father before me, so FEAR ME!"
"Fear leads to the Dark Side, Luke. We need you to save the universe before you turn sides."

Scene:
Cantina in Ep 2.
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"Life isn't a video game. There aren't any respawn points."
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Nov 06 2006 03:07pm

Nightfire
 - Student
 Nightfire

Obi-Wan:"No i don't want to buy any death sticks I've got one right here on the belt..."

*whooosh*

episode:4 Luke in trubble in the cantina with the dangerous folks.
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-Need a light?
My 362:nd post was a joke :D
LAIHELA


Nov 06 2006 02:16am

Nomadic Phoenix
 - Student
 Nomadic Phoenix

Obi-Wan: "This saber is going to be the death of me."

Scene: Obi-Wan is offered death sticks.
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"Life isn't a video game. There aren't any respawn points."
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Nov 05 2006 09:20pm

Nightfire
 - Student
 Nightfire

Obi-wan:"Look an Eagle!!!!
All droids look
Qui-Gon:"I thought mind-tricks didn't work on droids"
Obi-Wan:"Master don't underestimate the power of presuasion"

*Wh000sh bang crash*

Episode:2 Obi-Wan Giving back Anakins saber after losing it in the chase for the shape-shifting mercenary
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My 362:nd post was a joke :D
LAIHELA


This comment was edited by Nightfire on Nov 05 2006 09:20pm.

Nov 05 2006 04:24pm

Nomadic Phoenix
 - Student
 Nomadic Phoenix

Ewok: "Hey, look! The upholstery matches my costume!"

Scene: Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon jump down from balcony to save Princess Amidala.
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"Life isn't a video game. There aren't any respawn points."
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Nov 03 2006 09:39pm

Nightfire
 - Student
 Nightfire

R2D2:"piliulailoui!!!!"
Luke:"But where's all my popcorn?!"
Leia & Han:"Luke you shouldn't use r2d2 like a microwave oven."
Luke:"....But..I .. Want.. POPCORN!!!!":mad:

episode 6: Endor battle when Chewie & the 2 ewoks hijacks the ATST
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My 362:nd post was a joke :D
LAIHELA


Nov 03 2006 09:31pm

Nomadic Phoenix
 - Student
 Nomadic Phoenix

"And while you're at it, drop by some cantina and get me a soda and death sticks."

"You DO realize the sticks will cause death, right?"

"How else do you think I got my perfect complexion and voice?"

Scene:
R2D2 gets pulled down from Luke's X-Wing all fried.
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"Life isn't a video game. There aren't any respawn points."
Proud Owner Of: Rin An Tian's 100th and 400th Comment.


Nov 03 2006 01:40pm

Nightfire
 - Student
 Nightfire

Anakin:"He's not done yet there are still some parts missing."
Padme:"You've lost some parts?!"
Anakin:"Well mom wouldn't let me add them..."
Padme:"w000t!!!"

Episode I: Darth Sidious sending out Darth Maul to get the queen
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-Need a light?
My 362:nd post was a joke :D
LAIHELA


Nov 02 2006 10:41pm

Nomadic Phoenix
 - Student
 Nomadic Phoenix

"You like my lightsaber color? The color matches my eyes."

"Jango, for that, please, PLEASE, kill him."

"*Kssht*...With Pleasure."


Scene: Anakin shows Padme C3-PO
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"Life isn't a video game. There aren't any respawn points."
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Nov 02 2006 08:21pm

Nightfire
 - Student
 Nightfire

Qui-gon:" HAH!!!! White men can jump!!! Take that Woody Harrelson & Wesley Snipes :P"

EP2: Mace Windu entering the the soon to be party on the balcony Facing the trade federation bosses, count Dooku & the Genosian leader
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-Need a light?
My 362:nd post was a joke :D
LAIHELA


Oct 30 2006 03:43am

Nomadic Phoenix
 - Student
 Nomadic Phoenix

"He got lost in his own museum. *Rolls eyes*...hiya!"

"Um...Han? Wrong ending for the wrong movie."

Scene:
Ep 1: Qui-Gon jumping into the Naboo Ship.
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"Life isn't a video game. There aren't any respawn points."
Proud Owner Of: Rin An Tian's 100th and 400th Comment.


Oct 27 2006 11:26pm

Alex Dkana
 - Staff
 Alex Dkana

Guy: Blooming heck, what the hell is that!?! Its like some kind of spaceship!? I've gotta get more sleep..

The final scene of Return of the Jedi, when the main cast are having that group hug.
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To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield | Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken | Rhaiko D'kana - SWTOR EU Guild Co-Founder | Is it what the teacher, teaches? Or what the student learns? A Dkana

Oct 27 2006 08:54pm

Nomadic Phoenix
 - Student
 Nomadic Phoenix

Qui-Gon: "Dude, I love your tattoos. Where'd you get them?"
Maul: "What tattoos?"


Scene: Guy watching the X-Wings take off of Yavin IV towards the end of Ep 4.

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"Life isn't a video game. There aren't any respawn points."
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Oct 26 2006 03:16pm

Koyi Donita
 - Student
 Koyi Donita

After various clashes of the sabers, Vader says in his sinister voice, "So old man! ....... How many times have you had to change your energy cells in that saber? Probably alot seeing as how your sabering skills have become Bantha Poo Doo! I use DuraCel! The choice of the Empire! My saber keeps going and going and going.......

Star Wars episode 1 Phantom Menace Darth Maul fight when all three are seperated by those energy walls.
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For I am not ashamed of the gospel of Christ: for it is the power of God unto salvation to every one that believeth; to the Jew first, and also to the Greek. Rom. 1:16
So then faith cometh by hearing, and hearing by the word of God. Rom. 10:17
I love my babyface. Smilykrazy is my baby and I love her.
...Swimming through the void we hear the Word, we lose ourselves but we find it all... System Of A Down. :D


Oct 25 2006 11:03pm

Sef Senatu
 - Student
 Sef Senatu

hmmmmmmm.......tasty.......*wrooooom* doh!

ep 4 vader v ben kenobi

Oct 25 2006 11:00pm

LoneWolf_ Mintaka
 - Student
 LoneWolf_ Mintaka

"... I thought the grand canyon was deep"

Scene from episode 1 where jar jar gets his tounge stuck in the pod's engine.
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Honor, still counts for something.
Loyalty, is hard to come by.
Integrity, is something to strive for.


This comment was edited by LoneWolf_ Mintaka on Oct 25 2006 11:02pm.

Oct 25 2006 10:33pm

Nomadic Phoenix
 - Student
 Nomadic Phoenix

"Hey, this'll help me if I try to get into the circus!"

"Do or do not. There is no try...wait, huh?"


Scene where Luke Skywalker is hanging below Bespin (Ep. 5)
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"Life isn't a video game. There aren't any respawn points."
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Oct 19 2006 12:11am

Koyi Donita
 - Student
 Koyi Donita

Han yells out in a victorious howl after using the light saber to make his cut, "Emeril Lagasse doesn't have anything on me! Taun taun strip steaks coming up. BAM!"

Empire Strikes Back - the scene where Luke is training in the force balancing on one hand with Yoda on one foot lifting various objects.
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For I am not ashamed of the gospel of Christ: for it is the power of God unto salvation to every one that believeth; to the Jew first, and also to the Greek. Rom. 1:16
So then faith cometh by hearing, and hearing by the word of God. Rom. 10:17
I love my babyface. Smilykrazy is my baby and I love her.
...Swimming through the void we hear the Word, we lose ourselves but we find it all... System Of A Down. :D


Oct 18 2006 08:02pm

Siren_Mintaka
 - Student
 Siren_Mintaka

" Right... let's get at this... uh oh.. Artoo, where's the start button?"

The scene during Empire Strikes Back, where Han uses Luke's lightsaber to cut the taun taun's stomach.
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Former padawan of RoseRed, and cofounder of the Wii! Triumvirate! Quote:
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