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JP - Academy Pimp  |
Yo momma's soo fat, she sat on the rainbow and made skittles!!
yea i'm talkin to you, what you got? _______________ Come on now, every Generation X boy wanted to be Luke Skywalker. Is it because he was a whiney farm boy from some backwater hack planet? No, it's because he was a FREAKING JEDI. He could block lasers with his lightsaber. He could levitate droids & rocks & crap with his mind. Come on, he choked two pig dudes with just a simple gesture. He cut off Darth Vader's hand and kicked him down a flight of stairs. He got his @$$ zapped by lightning from the geezer Emperor, stood up and said "s'at all you got b!tc#??" |
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Minoda - Student 
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'Old school' : Yo Mammas So fat When she turns around it's christmas. Oh yeah  . _______________ - Minoda Student |
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Paekious - Student |
Your mama was a snowblower! _______________ Sit vis vobiscum |
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Zema - Student 
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Your momma's so stupid she spent the entire day saying "am not" to "R2"
Oh wait.. already said.. Yo momma's so fat when she jumped off the grand canyon she got stuck _______________ (\__/) (O.o ) (> < ) This is Bunny. Copy Bunny into your signature to help him on his way to world domination. This comment was edited by Zema on Sep 08 2007 05:50pm. |
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lezlo - Student 
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yo momma is so dumd, that when she buys a color tv she ask the dude who is sailing it what color is it |
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Komence - Student 
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LOLOTO |
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Loto - Student 
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Your mother is so similar in shape to an elliptical polygon that the kids in the 9th grade high school down the street decided to measure her sides and angles and find her hypotenuse. |
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LightShade - Student |
Your mom is like a bowling ball...picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter. _______________ Forgive your enemies, but never forget them. |
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Komence - Student 
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Your mother smells like loto.. |
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lezlo - Student 
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Yo Momma Is So Fat, That when she falls the whole world think that the world is fanishing |
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JP - Academy Pimp 
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Your momma is so easy her ass is contested territory _______________ Come on now, every Generation X boy wanted to be Luke Skywalker. Is it because he was a whiney farm boy from some backwater hack planet? No, it's because he was a FREAKING JEDI. He could block lasers with his lightsaber. He could levitate droids & rocks & crap with his mind. Come on, he choked two pig dudes with just a simple gesture. He cut off Darth Vader's hand and kicked him down a flight of stairs. He got his @$$ zapped by lightning from the geezer Emperor, stood up and said "s'at all you got b!tc#??" |
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Cloud - Student 
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Yo Momma's so fat, she made Jabba The Hutt go, "WHOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOO!"
Yo Momma's so ugly, she gives Freddy Kruger nightmares. Yo Momma's so fat, when she puts on a red coat, the kids go, "Hey! Kool-Aid!" _______________ My cousin Walt got a cat stuck in his ass. True story, the whole fiasco ended up on the local news. He was sent to the emergency room, big embarassment for my realatives. The next week, he does it again. Different cat, same result, followed by another trip to the emergency room. So, I go in the mall the next week and I see him buying ANOTHER cat! I go up to him and say, "Jesus, Walt! You know you're going to get this one stuck in your ass too, why don't you knock it off?" He looks at me and says, "How the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" This comment was edited by Cloud on Aug 22 2007 06:14pm. |
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NotSoLittleCaesar - Student 
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Your mumma's so fat, when she went to chicken king, and they asked what size bucket she wanted, she said the one on the Roof! _______________ Quote: I mostly agree oh Lord of the squeezy mop
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JP - Academy Pimp 
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Yo momma's so stupid, she held up a bank and forgot the money in the safe. _______________ Come on now, every Generation X boy wanted to be Luke Skywalker. Is it because he was a whiney farm boy from some backwater hack planet? No, it's because he was a FREAKING JEDI. He could block lasers with his lightsaber. He could levitate droids & rocks & crap with his mind. Come on, he choked two pig dudes with just a simple gesture. He cut off Darth Vader's hand and kicked him down a flight of stairs. He got his @$$ zapped by lightning from the geezer Emperor, stood up and said "s'at all you got b!tc#??" |
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The Killer 9000 - Student 
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yo mama is so stupid she needs instructions for a gravy boat (and if any of you watch "king of quens" yes that is where i got that from)
yo mama is so stupid she thinks 88 keys is how many keys are on a janitors belt! yo mama is so stupid she wount touch fahrenheit 451 because she thinks she will be burnt! _______________ "I am Neither Light nor Dark but rather gray, i have embraced both paths of life, and it has made me stronger..." |
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CuZzA - Student 
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Quote: Yo Momma so dumb, she got hit by a parked car.
That's not dumb, that's unlucky _______________ - Even if Carlsberg made "w*nkers", Christiano Ronaldo would still be the biggest "w*nker" in the world |
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Jeebus - Student 
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Yo Momma so dumb, she got hit by a parked car. _______________ I miss my Clucky.... |
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CuZzA - Student
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Your momma's so fat, she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook.
Your momma has a willy. Yeah, I called it first. _______________ - Even if Carlsberg made "w*nkers", Christiano Ronaldo would still be the biggest "w*nker" in the world |
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JP - Academy Pimp
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Yo momma's so fat...she has to use the driveway as an ironing board. _______________ Come on now, every Generation X boy wanted to be Luke Skywalker. Is it because he was a whiney farm boy from some backwater hack planet? No, it's because he was a FREAKING JEDI. He could block lasers with his lightsaber. He could levitate droids & rocks & crap with his mind. Come on, he choked two pig dudes with just a simple gesture. He cut off Darth Vader's hand and kicked him down a flight of stairs. He got his @$$ zapped by lightning from the geezer Emperor, stood up and said "s'at all you got b!tc#??" |
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Bubu - Hubbub 
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Yo momma is so fat that when her beeper goes off people think she's backing up. _______________ make install -not war |
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Ventrel - Student 
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a bit late, funny all the same
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vwnpozWU5M&NR=1 This comment was edited by Ventrel on Jul 26 2007 11:13am. |
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Ventrel - Student 
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Yo mama's so poor that for halloween her trick IS the treat |
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Henkes - Student 
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Here are a few from me 
Yo momma's so fat she has more chins then chinatown. Yo momma's so dumb she put a ruler by her bed to see how long she slept. Yo momma's so ugly, when she walks in the bank, they turn off the camera's. Yo momma's so ugly, when she stuck her head out of the window she got arrested for mooning. Yo momma's so fat, when she steps on the scale it says: to be continued Yo momma's so fat, her belt size is equator. Yo momma's so dumb, they had to burn down her school to get her out of 3rd grade. _______________ Get on your feet and do the Funky Alfonzo! |
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DarthMike - Student 
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Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to steal a free sample. _______________ "You can't get Windows on a Mac because the drivers are not compatible." --- Some dude from the Geek Squad "So if you have quad-core, you have four times the RAM, right?" --- Some guy at Best Buy This comment was edited by DarthMike on Jul 17 2007 10:07pm. |
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Jade Jedi - Retired 
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Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence! _______________ *CLICKEH->Never risk the Fett Man|*Download my Saber here. Made by master craftsman Pink Floyd_Mintaka + his 2002 & 4000 comment's [Laz's 700th comment][BDKawika's 600th comment] & Owner of a TOWEL award!!|Master: Sared Padawans: Rage-Ball and Dante Eagle.|*Jade Jedi at The Jedi Academy Archives "There's only one Return and it's not of the King it's of the Jedi" Randal Clerks 2 The top 10 reasons why I procrastinate: 1. |
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JP - Academy Pimp
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Yo Momma's so fat, when she put on a yellow shirt, kids tried to ride her to school. _______________ Come on now, every Generation X boy wanted to be Luke Skywalker. Is it because he was a whiney farm boy from some backwater hack planet? No, it's because he was a FREAKING JEDI. He could block lasers with his lightsaber. He could levitate droids & rocks & crap with his mind. Come on, he choked two pig dudes with just a simple gesture. He cut off Darth Vader's hand and kicked him down a flight of stairs. He got his @$$ zapped by lightning from the geezer Emperor, stood up and said "s'at all you got b!tc#??" |
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