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Apr 14 2003 07:31am

Ulic Belouve
 - Student
Ulic Belouve
You know, I thought it would be amusing to write personal ads for each other. Just jokingly, not to insult.


Sorta like:

Sared: looking for those that swing with the Avacado.

Or DJ: enjoys long speeches to the Academy, and being drunk in the chat rooms.

Or me: Enjoys making long posts on the site, wearing Jedi robes, waxing his computer case (yes, yes I do) and the smell of freshly cauterized fle...AHHH! not MY flesh! damnit!


So, have at it. But be nice, people. ;)
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Jedi do not fight for peace. That's only a slogan, and is as misleading as slogans always are. Jedi fight for civilization, because only civilization creates peace.

This post was edited by Ulic Belouve on Apr 14 2003 08:34am.

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Apr 19 2003 04:52am

SirBizNatch
 - Student
 SirBizNatch

Battlin Billy- Old fart

lol j/k, doesnt use his cane much :P:P:P
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Personal body guard to teh 1337 Jacen Aratan!

Midbie Council Memeber||Member of the Almighty FiZZsters


Apr 19 2003 12:25am

Flash
 - Student
 Flash

johnny-rico: creating about 20 different names for himself

jello: yells w00t! everytime he gets excited

eljeton: initiate forever even tho there is no more initiate

Apr 18 2003 11:00pm

Aeth S'kray
 - Retired
 Aeth S'kray

damage: breaking every rule possible but always pretending to be innocent

acidic: see above

manto: monkeylover!

bubu: making up funny names, catchin bananas

exar kun: made JAK

dj: pretending to upload pics

doobie: pretending to do anything

jedisith999: not even pretending doing anything

derelict crusader: loves huge maps, thinks 2 fps are ok

l-rod: dancing, pwning

jj: leaving the JA and come back next day, beeing staff, scotch man

ino: starting a new clan every week

fizz: eating kaiserschmarrn, angry about loosing is spam-crown

ioshee: failing a trial for using throw, chosen one, black hair and blue armour

ulic: security permission... security permission and, of course, security permission

xavier: too much pie

legolas: gamecube! :)

sw: lady

lianiotte: see above but add crazy

avalon: oldie!

luke skywalker: american dream

nc: cool pic, fuzzy elve

acey spacey: loves cats


aeth s'kray: hated by everyone :D

*runs for his life*
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Aeth S'kray *June 2002 +September 2003

Apr 18 2003 07:02pm

FaDed
 - Student
 FaDed

JavaGuy: Wookiee hugs for everyone!


careful safe driver...you're walking on dangerous ground when you talk about whispy like that.

Apr 18 2003 03:33pm

Loaf
 - Ex-Student
 Loaf

Bubu: Japanese Finger Puppet :)
Silent Whisper: Giant Sex Toy with spiky bits ;)
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The Notorious Conversation Killer



Apr 18 2003 03:25pm

Bubu
 - Hubbub
 Bubu

Loaf: enjoys getting angry at JACs who delete his news posts :P

Sared: really WANTS to make a skin for you, but you gotta do it for him ;)

Damon: enjoys thinking about the great questions of life, such as "To restart, or not to restart?"


hehe i'm just teasing, you know i love you guys :P
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make install -not war

Apr 18 2003 03:18pm

Loaf
 - Ex-Student
 Loaf

Billy: Thinks of Hockey 'religiously'


heh :)
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The Notorious Conversation Killer



Apr 17 2003 07:02pm

Sared
 - Retired
 Sared

cHoSeN-oNe: Looking for some girl to 'convince' him to make JAMOD 2.0 :D
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I'm crazy, not stupid.

Apr 15 2003 08:48pm

Battlin' Billy
 - Student
 Battlin' Billy

TiTo: Looking for someone who loves bacon and has as many voices in their head to keep his voices company!
;)

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Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss
JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend
Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE!


Apr 15 2003 12:42pm

TiTo (inactive)
 - Student
 TiTo (inactive)

*chases Faded with drool hanging from mouth*
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Not back yet... I'll come one day, I hope...
The madman formerly (and still) known as Tito!
Coming to take back my title as "Most insane 'person' in the JA"
It's the bizzi, wizza, jizzi, Wizzil, Bizon, wizzay, Wizzat, fizzil ¶°TiTo°¶ - All work and no play makes Tito burn the bacon!:) - Officially cured from spamming!!!


Apr 15 2003 09:01am

FaDed
 - Student
 FaDed

TiTo: desires pigs and hogs of any sort. hobbies include spamming and bacon.


oh crap! i'm the jedi pig! *gulp*

Apr 15 2003 07:24am

Ulic Belouve
 - Student
 Ulic Belouve

Hey, get it right, the computer is a chick, OK? I spend FAR too much money on it for it to be a guy.


Buzz: Looking for someone to share in endless discussion over Heisenburg's Uncertainty Principle. (ha! from IRC!)
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Jedi do not fight for peace. That's only a slogan, and is as misleading as slogans always are. Jedi fight for civilization, because only civilization creates peace.

Apr 15 2003 07:12am

FaDed
 - Student
 FaDed

Ulic's computer case: looking for someone to rub her the right way


oh that was puntastic!!!

Edit: by Ulic's request, his computer case is now female.

This comment was edited by FaDed on Apr 15 2003 08:55am.

Apr 15 2003 06:56am

SilkMonkey
 - Distributor of Cold Ones
 SilkMonkey

Silkmonkey : Looking for house maid
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|-HK-47 -SilkMonkey: You are receiving a warning for being_too_sexy. If you do not stop, action will be taken against you.|| (11:13:43) � Virtue dances for Silk ||Smiling owner of Smilykrazy's 6000th comment =) ||Odan Wei's Proud Big Brother|| Janus is my official TaruTaru Cuddly Animal Type Person. ||(@Virtue) Or you could just be a man and set fire to your genitals.....you won't fall asleep for days after that.......trust me.||Thomas Skywalker er for sexy for sitt eget beste!!!!| Not changing sig until the JA loosens up. (Started: Aug 31, 2005)

Apr 15 2003 06:31am

Ulic Belouve
 - Student
 Ulic Belouve

No, no, Sared, I mean I get rid of all the unsightly facial hair my sexy case has. THAT kind of waxing, and you need to do it at least once a week, to keep it sexy.


LOL....ah man, we a crazy bunch....

I just wax it with car wax, to make it shiny, maybe once a month, and it is a custom paint job done by myself.

But back to other items...

Damon: Loves to stop responding in the middle of

(ya, I know you have computer problems...just razzing you.)
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Jedi do not fight for peace. That's only a slogan, and is as misleading as slogans always are. Jedi fight for civilization, because only civilization creates peace.

Apr 15 2003 02:08am

Sared
 - Retired
 Sared

You wax your computer case....ok, if you are at a competition or something and have an older case then that is understandable. Me? I have a blue/chromeish case and I think I waxed it once when it was brand new, and that was a year or two ago and it STILL looks fine. :P :D
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I'm crazy, not stupid.

Apr 15 2003 01:42am

TiTo (inactive)
 - Student
 TiTo (inactive)

Aratan: Has naughty little leprechauns for any interresting games that might occurr!!!:)
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Not back yet... I'll come one day, I hope...
The madman formerly (and still) known as Tito!
Coming to take back my title as "Most insane 'person' in the JA"
It's the bizzi, wizza, jizzi, Wizzil, Bizon, wizzay, Wizzat, fizzil ¶°TiTo°¶ - All work and no play makes Tito burn the bacon!:) - Officially cured from spamming!!!


Apr 15 2003 01:34am

Ulic Belouve
 - Student
 Ulic Belouve

Indeed, keep it all in good fun...

Chicka: Enjoys being caged up.
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Jedi do not fight for peace. That's only a slogan, and is as misleading as slogans always are. Jedi fight for civilization, because only civilization creates peace.

Apr 15 2003 12:09am

Sared
 - Retired
 Sared

Ulic: Looking for 6 paragraph minimum posters.

fiZZ: Looking for anyone shorter than him, male or female.

All in good fun you guys... :D
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I'm crazy, not stupid.

Apr 14 2003 11:19pm

TiTo (inactive)
 - Student
 TiTo (inactive)

what? where? when?



*puts hand up a dog's ass*

GIVE ME BACK MY BRAIN!!!
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Not back yet... I'll come one day, I hope...
The madman formerly (and still) known as Tito!
Coming to take back my title as "Most insane 'person' in the JA"
It's the bizzi, wizza, jizzi, Wizzil, Bizon, wizzay, Wizzat, fizzil ¶°TiTo°¶ - All work and no play makes Tito burn the bacon!:) - Officially cured from spamming!!!


Apr 14 2003 11:11pm

Silent Whisper
 - Retired
 Silent Whisper

FadedGlory: Needs plastic surgery after a long and painful castration.

Tito: Looking for new brain cause someone ate his.
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"I have learned from Vergere only that there is no such thing as sides of the Force....for the side is merely a reflection of your intentions of the Force. Use it in hate, and it will be hate. Use it offensively in good, and you will find my Truth." -Jacen Solo, "Traitor", New Jedi Order

Apr 14 2003 10:45pm

Plo Koon
 - Student
 Plo Koon

Plo_Koon_Sai:loves playing guitar all day everday :P
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Free Tibet!
Click this link,and learn
Here too


Apr 14 2003 11:10am

TiTo (inactive)
 - Student
 TiTo (inactive)

Lianiotte: Enjoys unussual sexpositions, and yelling out rape afterwards...


That's what happened with me!!!

*gets naked, and hides behind a bush*
*Bush kicks Tito*
*runs behind tree, naked*
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Not back yet... I'll come one day, I hope...
The madman formerly (and still) known as Tito!
Coming to take back my title as "Most insane 'person' in the JA"
It's the bizzi, wizza, jizzi, Wizzil, Bizon, wizzay, Wizzat, fizzil ¶°TiTo°¶ - All work and no play makes Tito burn the bacon!:) - Officially cured from spamming!!!


Apr 14 2003 10:13am

FaDed
 - Student
 FaDed

silent whisper: anything wielding a lightsaber 5 to 8 inches in length.

*ducks and covers*

Apr 14 2003 09:40am

MINDofSIN
 - Student
 MINDofSIN

Doobie: Iraqi leader looking for a casual sex relationship. Lost both legs in a...car...accident. Enjoys short walks in his bunker and killing those who oppose him. Has a cute mustache.
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http://jaholocron.ryanmh.com/

Why should our government send our soldiers to foreign soil to protect freedom of speech, when our freedom of speech is being taking away everyday by the same government.


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