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A New Threat to the World
Feb 13 2011 02:32am

Tallepyon
 - Student
Tallepyon
With the fall of the Jedi Academy Aurochs, the Chewbax0rz Clan has become a global superpower with the best interests of the world in mind. The Chewbax0rz Clan has always been an open minded organization and has thought of only the good of others. The Aurochs had brought much evil to the JA and that is why the Chewbax0rz Clan brought it to and end. With evils like Tido, who conspiracies followed for some reason, and JK13, who is Satan, this organization only brought down the JA.

That is why I today as leader of the Chewbax0r Clan, I declare war upon the next greatest threat to the World...Europe! Yes, Europe is part of the World, but it is the cancer of the world. Many negative events in history have happened due to Europe. Let's name a few:

The Crusades
-This caused Arabs to hate Europe, which somehow made them hate the US in the end
9/11
-Due to the Crusades
Barack Obama as President of the US
-Due to 9/11
WWI
WWII
Coldplay
U2
Soccer
-Seriously? The worst that can happen is that you get shin splints
EU

There are many more that can be added to the list. These are crimes that the Chewbax0rz Clan can't agree with, and it is because of that we take our actions.

Europe, we will see you on the battlefront!


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Mar 05 2011 03:50am

DJ Sith
 - Jedi Council
 DJ Sith

Rally behind it to stop these foul beasts!
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Feb 20 2011 07:16am

Xorb
 - Student
 Xorb

lol, I'm loving the avatar......
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Feb 19 2011 02:02pm

Cuthalion
 - Padawan
 Cuthalion

I heard it was the Russians...
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<MaherSenatu> guh... you are just... I'll keep sure that your kind of people will never be knights... <MaherSenatu> That's my mission... Master to Kain Sol

Feb 18 2011 08:39pm

planK
 - Jedi Council
 planK

Too long have the Europeans cramped my style! I have gathered the clans and we are pouring out of our clay huts and fishing boats to march upon the homosexual floppy-fringed continent! We,with the thrifty jew DJ Sith, shall stand by you, chewbax0rz clan! Allahu ackbar!

Feb 18 2011 06:09am

DJ Sith
 - Jedi Council
 DJ Sith

You can't fool us with intoxicants. You all will pay for what you've done.
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My car is made of Nerf.

Feb 14 2011 02:06pm

SaZ
 - Student
 SaZ

Quote:
Unless you can brew decent beer, I will not listen to any of your demands. plzkthx


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playing jk3 since 30th of january (2005), member since 1st of february. [Unofficial Master to Vision and Z�diac ] If you can make a fool of yourself infront of 300 people you can do anything - Jaiko D'kana

Feb 14 2011 01:29pm

Maher
 - Jedi Knight
 Maher

I blame Africans, but whatever...! Lets destroy Europe...

I'm true Finn after all...
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Feb 14 2011 12:53pm

Mic Den Octela
 - Student
 Mic Den Octela

Look, if we give you the French will you leave us alone?
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Feb 14 2011 10:56am

Laziana
 - Jedi Instructor
 Laziana

Unless you can brew decent beer, I will not listen to any of your demands. plzkthx
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Feb 14 2011 02:49am

DJ Sith
 - Jedi Council
 DJ Sith

Yeah we're on to you.
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My car is made of Nerf.

Feb 14 2011 12:34am

Tallepyon
 - Student
 Tallepyon

Quote:
We are... not... yet...... . . .


Same old story!

Feb 13 2011 08:08am

Masta
 - Jedi Council
 Masta

We are... not... yet...... . . .
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Find out more about the Jedi Academy Aurochs here and more about Masta here!
Married to Kain.


Feb 13 2011 03:16am

DJ Sith
 - Jedi Council
 DJ Sith

The Jedi Academy stands with you!! Europe will pay for all of its crimes.
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My car is made of Nerf.

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