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Any one know any good pick up lines???
Apr 30 2003 12:18am

Padawan On A Stick
 - Student
Padawan On A Stick
you know what i'm talking about
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When you are told something for years, you learn to accept it. But, after the truth is revealed, you feel conufusion, isolation, and depression. Then you ask, where do I belong? I'm searching for that answer.

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May 26 2003 05:16pm

Icco
 - Student
 Icco

how not to pick up a girl:

guy-i think you should get that dress.
girl-why?
guy-because ur other one makes you look fat...
girl-you jerk!
guy-*dead*
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"this is Icco. Icco is old. Icco is lost. Icco is cool, but Icco doesn't know what the meaning of 'macrophageal sex'." - Vaughn
/Icco


May 26 2003 05:14pm

Hèlèñ¢å†hè®îñè
 - Student
 Hèlèñ¢å†hè®îñè

lmfao!


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May 26 2003 01:11pm

Monteeeeeee
 - Nugget
 Monteeeeeee

hehe, "Is your name Gillete? cos ur the best a man can get " hehehe so lame lol
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May 26 2003 02:14am

Icco
 - Student
 Icco

Hi :)
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"this is Icco. Icco is old. Icco is lost. Icco is cool, but Icco doesn't know what the meaning of 'macrophageal sex'." - Vaughn
/Icco


May 26 2003 02:11am

Hector Thrawn
 - Ex-Student
 Hector Thrawn

here is one of my favorites : "are you feeling as good as im looking?... let me feel you and find out." (Get Fuzzy fans may recognize this one BUCKY FOREVER!!!):empire:

May 26 2003 12:13am

SilkMonkey
 - Distributor of Cold Ones
 SilkMonkey

Pick up lines work, but not seriously. I use them to get an initial smile or something, then I'm like "Yeah I'm joking, my name is blah blah bla, and you are?"

And so forth.
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May 25 2003 08:05pm

JavaGuy
 - Student
 JavaGuy

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, U and I would be together."


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May 25 2003 07:49pm

Jacen Aratan
 - Student

But Helen, I thought you were marrieng Monthy?? :confused:


:D :P

May 25 2003 07:31pm

Arcuss
 - Student
 Arcuss

Are you ready for a night of earth moving love making? No? Mind laying still while I have one?


May 25 2003 07:02pm

Padawan On A Stick
 - Student
 Padawan On A Stick

*bump*
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When you are told something for years, you learn to accept it. But, after the truth is revealed, you feel conufusion, isolation, and depression. Then you ask, where do I belong? I'm searching for that answer.

May 20 2003 10:37pm

Padawan On A Stick
 - Student
 Padawan On A Stick

how true... monty's misses, tried it blah blah blah blah blah blah blah...(key- blah=u dont wanna know)
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When you are told something for years, you learn to accept it. But, after the truth is revealed, you feel conufusion, isolation, and depression. Then you ask, where do I belong? I'm searching for that answer.

May 20 2003 08:29pm

Fizz of Belouve
 - Student
 Fizz of Belouve

well, plz stick to the crazy thread for crazy pickup lines....

uhm, well, if a girl confesses that she fancies you, she isnt that interesting anymore, coz u know u can get her, and its just the same other way round.

so seriously, my best tip is to confess to any girl that you like a friend of her. hasn't even be to be true, but at least u will make the girl curious ;)
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Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04

"Renfield, you idiot!"


May 20 2003 06:19pm

Dicemaster
 - Student
 Dicemaster

don't use this one, it won't work, but its funny
"Hey wanna do math?" "Sure" "ok we will go back to my house, add the bed, subtract the cloths, divide the legs, and hope we don't multiply"
lol sry thats one of my favorites, alough i wouldn't use it
then theres this, the direct approch "face crotch now" lol
and theres "Nice shoes, Wanna F*CK?"
and..... "Wanna play pearl harbor?" "Ok" "ok we I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outa me"
um....... i've got more
but thats all i'm going to list here
lol Don't use those all you'll get is a slap in the face
-Dice
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Dicemaster

May 20 2003 05:54pm

Hèlèñ¢å†hè®îñè
 - Student
 Hèlèñ¢å†hè®îñè

ladies point of view :D

pickup lines don't work :P, the only thing that works is a simple hello....then all you have to do is be yourself, make her smile, laugh, listen to her when she's talking, most of all make her feel comfortable...women don't like smart arsed lads who think they are great (or maybe thats just me lmao)if you can do all that, then ask for her number.....you'll surely get it :P
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May 20 2003 05:31pm

Trekked
 - Student
 Trekked

i need a ride can you give me one?:D
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he's a Real nowhere man,Sitting in his Nowhere land.making all his Nowhere plans for nobody

May 20 2003 05:14pm

Virtue
 - Jedi Council
 Virtue

"I've lost my Phone Number, can I borrow yours?"

"Did it hurt?" - "What?" - "When you fell from Heaven?"

"My face is leaving in 30 minutes, I want you to be on it!"

"Here's a quarter, call your Mom and tell her you won't be coming home tonight."

And the all time old skool Brittish one...

"Grab yer jacket Love - You've pulled!"

- Virtmeister. :alliance:
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Academy Architect

May 20 2003 04:10pm

Trekked
 - Student
 Trekked

what's a Topic? :D i don't know no Topic. nono there's been some misunderstnding!:D
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he's a Real nowhere man,Sitting in his Nowhere land.making all his Nowhere plans for nobody

May 20 2003 03:47pm

Aeth S'kray
 - Retired
 Aeth S'kray

said it before: "i've ruined my finger in schoolsport today"

and now GO BACK TO TOPIC! :D
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Aeth S'kray *June 2002 +September 2003

May 20 2003 03:43pm

Trekked
 - Student
 Trekked

so how did u hurt your Hand? did u slam it in a door? get it run-over? have it Scratched up by a cat?
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he's a Real nowhere man,Sitting in his Nowhere land.making all his Nowhere plans for nobody

May 20 2003 03:42pm

Aeth S'kray
 - Retired
 Aeth S'kray

What? :confused:


Aww, come on, lets go back to topic... geez
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Aeth S'kray *June 2002 +September 2003

May 20 2003 03:41pm

Trekked
 - Student
 Trekked

I READ THAT!!!!!
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he's a Real nowhere man,Sitting in his Nowhere land.making all his Nowhere plans for nobody

May 20 2003 03:39pm

Aeth S'kray
 - Retired
 Aeth S'kray

(muttering voice) then i think i've got you wrong...
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Aeth S'kray *June 2002 +September 2003

May 20 2003 03:37pm

Trekked
 - Student
 Trekked

(worried voice)welll ummm..errr hmmmmmm...nope :D
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he's a Real nowhere man,Sitting in his Nowhere land.making all his Nowhere plans for nobody

May 20 2003 03:36pm

Aeth S'kray
 - Retired
 Aeth S'kray

you dont like my lifestory?
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Aeth S'kray *June 2002 +September 2003

May 20 2003 03:35pm

Trekked
 - Student
 Trekked

(in sarcastic voice)i am right now Posting my onlines life story
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he's a Real nowhere man,Sitting in his Nowhere land.making all his Nowhere plans for nobody

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