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DJ Sith - Jedi Council  |
How low can you go? Death row? I don't know!  _______________ My car is made of Nerf. |
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aph3x - Retired 
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whats up in dis hizzle fo shizzle my nizzle  |
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Rampage - Student 
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Beware of the mutant sea bass and their laser cannons! |
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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I went Bass fishing once!  _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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SilkMonkey - Distributor of Cold Ones 
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I'll knock you all out sometime....just wait. _______________ |-HK-47 -SilkMonkey: You are receiving a warning for being_too_sexy. If you do not stop, action will be taken against you.|| (11:13:43) � Virtue dances for Silk ||Smiling owner of Smilykrazy's 6000th comment =) ||Odan Wei's Proud Big Brother|| Janus is my official TaruTaru Cuddly Animal Type Person. ||(@Virtue) Or you could just be a man and set fire to your genitals.....you won't fall asleep for days after that.......trust me.||Thomas Skywalker er for sexy for sitt eget beste!!!!| Not changing sig until the JA loosens up. (Started: Aug 31, 2005) |
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JP - Academy Pimp 
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make ya body go BUMP BUMP BUMP _______________ Come on now, every Generation X boy wanted to be Luke Skywalker. Is it because he was a whiney farm boy from some backwater hack planet? No, it's because he was a FREAKING JEDI. He could block lasers with his lightsaber. He could levitate droids & rocks & crap with his mind. Come on, he choked two pig dudes with just a simple gesture. He cut off Darth Vader's hand and kicked him down a flight of stairs. He got his @$$ zapped by lightning from the geezer Emperor, stood up and said "s'at all you got b!tc#??" |
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Sared - Retired 
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*Bump*  _______________ I'm crazy, not stupid. |
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Sared - Retired 
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C'mon people, I like this thread almost as much as I like my own! _______________ I'm crazy, not stupid. |
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Sared - Retired
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Muchas Gracias. _______________ I'm crazy, not stupid. |
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Jedi_Venezuela - Ex-Student 
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ok ok impressive _______________ Adrian, Jedi_Venezuela .:J:. JA Spanish Teacher |
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Sared - Retired
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Let's funk it up! Relate, vacate, what's today's rate?, In this day 'n' age ain't nobody safe, get'cha got'cha yo, who shot'cha? I must warn ya, it's that way in California, no one's givin', everyone's takin', who set's off the moves, you're makin'? huh, we're bringin' it, got you singin' it, hold on tight, cuz' this might sting a bit, now, bring it back Yo, I gotta let my peeps know, success ain't rated by how much dough you hold, ha, huh, huh, and it don't make sense, to live your whole life for the dollars 'n' cents, this greed is killin' us by the hundreds, ya sittin' on a million but ya still won' derin', I guess happiness is a fish you can't catch 'n' fool ya lookin' in the wrong direction, it don't matter whether ya rich or not, if ya gone, ya gone, ain't nothin' ya got, it matters most in this circle of life, if ya find your reason for being here, if ya don't know, listen here, it's outlined in the book of life, you want things to make sense?, take a U-turn, make it right, for the two-triple zero, we come hummin', my hand grippin' the mic tight, that's how I'm comin', _______________ I'm crazy, not stupid. |
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JP - Academy Pimp
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lets hear u flow Silent _______________ Come on now, every Generation X boy wanted to be Luke Skywalker. Is it because he was a whiney farm boy from some backwater hack planet? No, it's because he was a FREAKING JEDI. He could block lasers with his lightsaber. He could levitate droids & rocks & crap with his mind. Come on, he choked two pig dudes with just a simple gesture. He cut off Darth Vader's hand and kicked him down a flight of stairs. He got his @$$ zapped by lightning from the geezer Emperor, stood up and said "s'at all you got b!tc#??" |
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Silent Whisper - Retired 
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Closed for patheticness. j/k! _______________ "I have learned from Vergere only that there is no such thing as sides of the Force....for the side is merely a reflection of your intentions of the Force. Use it in hate, and it will be hate. Use it offensively in good, and you will find my Truth." -Jacen Solo, "Traitor", New Jedi Order |
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SilkMonkey - Distributor of Cold Ones 
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Yo Yo Yo Your rhymes are weak You style is messy Your silly rhymes stain my mom Just like hot spaghetti I chew you up Spit you out like confetti Player choking out on the game You wouldnt know the rules Expressions are lame Make me sick Claim you are from the streets Just like Mr. Too Legit To Quit Take your Milli Vanilli Right to the cemetary Dig yourself a hole You suck harder than naked noll (inside joke) Keep those moles company As you try to run from me Because at the end of my time I'll still be here Kickin it and stylin Here JP...have a dime. _______________ |-HK-47 -SilkMonkey: You are receiving a warning for being_too_sexy. If you do not stop, action will be taken against you.|| (11:13:43) � Virtue dances for Silk ||Smiling owner of Smilykrazy's 6000th comment =) ||Odan Wei's Proud Big Brother|| Janus is my official TaruTaru Cuddly Animal Type Person. ||(@Virtue) Or you could just be a man and set fire to your genitals.....you won't fall asleep for days after that.......trust me.||Thomas Skywalker er for sexy for sitt eget beste!!!!| Not changing sig until the JA loosens up. (Started: Aug 31, 2005) |
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Jedi_Venezuela - Ex-Student 
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Just to make a note...You two are hilarious lmao _______________ Adrian, Jedi_Venezuela .:J:. JA Spanish Teacher |
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SilkMonkey - Distributor of Cold Ones
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You are going down JP _______________ |-HK-47 -SilkMonkey: You are receiving a warning for being_too_sexy. If you do not stop, action will be taken against you.|| (11:13:43) � Virtue dances for Silk ||Smiling owner of Smilykrazy's 6000th comment =) ||Odan Wei's Proud Big Brother|| Janus is my official TaruTaru Cuddly Animal Type Person. ||(@Virtue) Or you could just be a man and set fire to your genitals.....you won't fall asleep for days after that.......trust me.||Thomas Skywalker er for sexy for sitt eget beste!!!!| Not changing sig until the JA loosens up. (Started: Aug 31, 2005) |
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JP - Academy Pimp 
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1,2,3 and to the 4, if silk keep messin wit me, he'll meet the floor, dont cry, dry ya eye, not worth gettin mad its just ya pride, see ur so called "friends," are supposed 2 be there 2 the ends, so y are they yellin at me, to drive them in my benz, I already kne ur girl had some sort of disease, u think i wouldnt use a rubber, playa please, I dont kno how many dudes u hang out wit, wit the diseases u have, its probably hard 2 sit, TOP is the name of ur band, it sounds so tense, Tough Overcoming Puberty since ur 16 it makes sense, Ur bands nothing they wont last long, but it doesnt matter neways, ur only in 1 song, your rhymes come ever 5 verses, u say i cant flow and wont let me use curses, my flows mix like milk and cookies, u dont wanna bet against me i own the bookies, but even if i didnt u wont stand a chance, same when u fight me ill use any stance, u better not even bring it 2 RL, u dont stand a chance, every1 can tell, the importand thing is that u learn from ur mistakes, like pdiddy did to shine, only the strong will overtake, before this get to long, ill make sure i finish off strong, i cant let my confidence turn to cockyness, but its so damn tough when everyone else is less, my vocab is to high for that of a 10th grader, so when u get to my level, give me a call, cya later (same disclaimer as b4) _______________ Come on now, every Generation X boy wanted to be Luke Skywalker. Is it because he was a whiney farm boy from some backwater hack planet? No, it's because he was a FREAKING JEDI. He could block lasers with his lightsaber. He could levitate droids & rocks & crap with his mind. Come on, he choked two pig dudes with just a simple gesture. He cut off Darth Vader's hand and kicked him down a flight of stairs. He got his @$$ zapped by lightning from the geezer Emperor, stood up and said "s'at all you got b!tc#??" This comment was edited by JP on May 30 2003 01:48am. |
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Darth Samounoske - Ex-Student 
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sigh u ppl have to much time on ur hands......LIKE ME _______________ good luck to you in training, cause uh lets face it im the best hahahahahahahahahahha sigh i wish |
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SilkMonkey - Distributor of Cold Ones
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D3RP _______________ |-HK-47 -SilkMonkey: You are receiving a warning for being_too_sexy. If you do not stop, action will be taken against you.|| (11:13:43) � Virtue dances for Silk ||Smiling owner of Smilykrazy's 6000th comment =) ||Odan Wei's Proud Big Brother|| Janus is my official TaruTaru Cuddly Animal Type Person. ||(@Virtue) Or you could just be a man and set fire to your genitals.....you won't fall asleep for days after that.......trust me.||Thomas Skywalker er for sexy for sitt eget beste!!!!| Not changing sig until the JA loosens up. (Started: Aug 31, 2005) |
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SilkMonkey - Distributor of Cold Ones
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Bump _______________ |-HK-47 -SilkMonkey: You are receiving a warning for being_too_sexy. If you do not stop, action will be taken against you.|| (11:13:43) � Virtue dances for Silk ||Smiling owner of Smilykrazy's 6000th comment =) ||Odan Wei's Proud Big Brother|| Janus is my official TaruTaru Cuddly Animal Type Person. ||(@Virtue) Or you could just be a man and set fire to your genitals.....you won't fall asleep for days after that.......trust me.||Thomas Skywalker er for sexy for sitt eget beste!!!!| Not changing sig until the JA loosens up. (Started: Aug 31, 2005) |
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SilkMonkey - Distributor of Cold Ones
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One for the treble Two for the bass Three for JP, whos so ugly It'd be better if he had no face I move on to the next rhyme Dont need to brag Not wasting time You say I dont know where my girl be? I tell you his sucka Shes got H.I.V. Thinking you can roll Is like trying to make a wonder bra Out of play-dough Now I may not got some mercedes benz But screw that I'm the JA dictator Loading up the friends In my 1972 VW Beetle You solving a basic math problem is like elevator cable through needle Tweedle Dee or Tweedle Dum Your rhymes are weak JP, please kick the rum Its not fun when you get behind the wheel Brag about cars That you have to steal I wish I could hang out with you But its more fun to spit rhymes at you Your lyrics lack punch You are even fruitier than the wrestler Crunch I'm not done I'm just getting started You like to puff peters and drink with Ricky Martin Watch me go off into slant rhyme I can make things float out of existance You can't comprehend it, so I might as well end this On a simple note that you can understand: God maybe made you big forgot to give u brain Here comes the pain Son, you are a neanderthal. I guess that means I'll have to use words That are real small. I'm waiting for you in the darkness Can't you feel me there Wake up the next morning tied up in a chair And whos to come in...the mistress of the lair.... OOOHHH S**T! (the preceding statement should not be taken seriously, I'm just having fun with JP) _______________ |-HK-47 -SilkMonkey: You are receiving a warning for being_too_sexy. If you do not stop, action will be taken against you.|| (11:13:43) � Virtue dances for Silk ||Smiling owner of Smilykrazy's 6000th comment =) ||Odan Wei's Proud Big Brother|| Janus is my official TaruTaru Cuddly Animal Type Person. ||(@Virtue) Or you could just be a man and set fire to your genitals.....you won't fall asleep for days after that.......trust me.||Thomas Skywalker er for sexy for sitt eget beste!!!!| Not changing sig until the JA loosens up. (Started: Aug 31, 2005) This comment was edited by SilkMonkey on May 28 2003 04:51am. |
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SilkMonkey - Distributor of Cold Ones
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Icco: You suck.  _______________ |-HK-47 -SilkMonkey: You are receiving a warning for being_too_sexy. If you do not stop, action will be taken against you.|| (11:13:43) � Virtue dances for Silk ||Smiling owner of Smilykrazy's 6000th comment =) ||Odan Wei's Proud Big Brother|| Janus is my official TaruTaru Cuddly Animal Type Person. ||(@Virtue) Or you could just be a man and set fire to your genitals.....you won't fall asleep for days after that.......trust me.||Thomas Skywalker er for sexy for sitt eget beste!!!!| Not changing sig until the JA loosens up. (Started: Aug 31, 2005) |
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Icco - Student 
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i laugh out load at your crazy sound. man this rhyming stuff is crap... _______________ "this is Icco. Icco is old. Icco is lost. Icco is cool, but Icco doesn't know what the meaning of 'macrophageal sex'." - Vaughn /Icco |
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JP - Academy Pimp
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:Warning: Lyrics do not reflect the views of the JA, they maybe be alittle vulger, but not meant by any means to be offensive, its just a freestyle, nothing personal. check this out They call me Prodigy for many reasons, cause my rhymes change like the seasons, or maybe its cause i give my ememies lesions See when u step the man, u might loose ur hand, Now dont even talk bout riches, cause u can ask my b****es, i got more dough than bakers, got more rings than the lakers, my crew aight givers, were takers, so dont show off ur bling, thinkin i wont do a thing, ull end up on the floor back 2 being dirt poor, since u spent all u money on the chain, shoulda used ur brain, now ur in vain, im hear to maintain, keep the money flowing my way, cause when u live on the bay, u cant have alittle change, u gotta have b able to afford the Range, or the benz 2 seater ya damn wife beater, u dont even kno where ya girl be, cause she comin home wit me, u dont kno how 2 please her, u just keep siping on that liter, while i got her in my cribe, puttin it near her ribs then she go home a say she was out wit her friends, even tho the wedding rings in my benz u better start callin me master, cause I spit my rhymes faster, meaner and my body's leaner, ur is fat and round like a ball, please i wont answer, dont call, i wont give u any tips, i aint like u i dont like guys lips, im in love wit girls hips, b4 i make u cry ill stop the bleeding, just give up, u cant handle the preceeding, Dont be angry u never got laid Cause im the real thing, truely Taylor made. _______________ Come on now, every Generation X boy wanted to be Luke Skywalker. Is it because he was a whiney farm boy from some backwater hack planet? No, it's because he was a FREAKING JEDI. He could block lasers with his lightsaber. He could levitate droids & rocks & crap with his mind. Come on, he choked two pig dudes with just a simple gesture. He cut off Darth Vader's hand and kicked him down a flight of stairs. He got his @$$ zapped by lightning from the geezer Emperor, stood up and said "s'at all you got b!tc#??" This comment was edited by JP on May 28 2003 03:44am. |
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Jello` - Student 
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Well Jake, its better to have SOMETHING then NOTHING yo yo yo, i like to go, this is going nowhere, i think i need to... cut my hair i need a rhyming dictionary so i can... say hi to mary? whatever, i suck _______________ Brady Brothers: Orion-Greg, Furi0us-Peter, Me-Bobby. Long lost cousin to Flash. Midbie Council #007. Ex-JAK. |
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Cossyc - Student 
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Ummm Silk... I prefer when u play the guitar tbh;-) _______________ When Chuck Norris is late, time better slows the **** down. If you want to make God laugh... just tell Him about your plans. |
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