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May 13 2003 04:58pm

DJ Sith
 - Jedi Council
DJ Sith
How low can you go?

Death row?
I don't know! :eek::eek:
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My car is made of Nerf.

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May 28 2003 04:38am

SilkMonkey
 - Distributor of Cold Ones
 SilkMonkey

Icco: You suck. :)
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|-HK-47 -SilkMonkey: You are receiving a warning for being_too_sexy. If you do not stop, action will be taken against you.|| (11:13:43) � Virtue dances for Silk ||Smiling owner of Smilykrazy's 6000th comment =) ||Odan Wei's Proud Big Brother|| Janus is my official TaruTaru Cuddly Animal Type Person. ||(@Virtue) Or you could just be a man and set fire to your genitals.....you won't fall asleep for days after that.......trust me.||Thomas Skywalker er for sexy for sitt eget beste!!!!| Not changing sig until the JA loosens up. (Started: Aug 31, 2005)

May 28 2003 04:14am

Icco
 - Student
 Icco

i laugh out load at your crazy sound. man this rhyming stuff is crap...
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"this is Icco. Icco is old. Icco is lost. Icco is cool, but Icco doesn't know what the meaning of 'macrophageal sex'." - Vaughn
/Icco


May 28 2003 03:43am

JP
 - Academy Pimp
 JP

:Warning:
Lyrics do not reflect the views of the JA, they maybe be alittle vulger, but not meant by any means to be offensive, its just a freestyle, nothing personal.

check this out

They call me Prodigy for many reasons,
cause my rhymes change like the seasons,
or maybe its cause i give my ememies lesions
See when u step the man,
u might loose ur hand,
Now dont even talk bout riches,
cause u can ask my b****es,
i got more dough than bakers,
got more rings than the lakers,
my crew aight givers, were takers,
so dont show off ur bling,
thinkin i wont do a thing,
ull end up on the floor
back 2 being dirt poor,
since u spent all u money on the chain,
shoulda used ur brain, now ur in vain,
im hear to maintain,
keep the money flowing my way,
cause when u live on the bay,
u cant have alittle change,
u gotta have b able to afford the Range,
or the benz 2 seater
ya damn wife beater,
u dont even kno where ya girl be,
cause she comin home wit me,
u dont kno how 2 please her,
u just keep siping on that liter,
while i got her in my cribe,
puttin it near her ribs
then she go home a say she was out wit her friends,
even tho the wedding rings in my benz
u better start callin me master,
cause I spit my rhymes faster,
meaner and my body's leaner,
ur is fat and round like a ball,
please i wont answer, dont call,
i wont give u any tips,
i aint like u i dont like guys lips,
im in love wit girls hips,
b4 i make u cry ill stop the bleeding,
just give up, u cant handle the preceeding,
Dont be angry u never got laid
Cause im the real thing, truely Taylor made.
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Come on now, every Generation X boy wanted to be Luke Skywalker. Is it because he was a whiney farm boy from some backwater hack planet? No, it's because he was a FREAKING JEDI. He could block lasers with his lightsaber. He could levitate droids & rocks & crap with his mind. Come on, he choked two pig dudes with just a simple gesture. He cut off Darth Vader's hand and kicked him down a flight of stairs. He got his @$$ zapped by lightning from the geezer Emperor, stood up and said "s'at all you got b!tc#??"

This comment was edited by JP on May 28 2003 03:44am.

May 28 2003 03:09am

Jello`
 - Student
 Jello`

Well Jake, its better to have SOMETHING then NOTHING :)

yo yo yo,
i like to go,
this is going nowhere,
i think i need to... cut my hair
i need a rhyming dictionary
so i can... say hi to mary?

whatever, i suck :)
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Brady Brothers: Orion-Greg, Furi0us-Peter, Me-Bobby. Long lost cousin to Flash. Midbie Council #007. Ex-JAK.

May 28 2003 02:27am

Cossyc
 - Student
 Cossyc

Ummm Silk... I prefer when u play the guitar tbh;-)
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When Chuck Norris is late, time better slows the **** down.

If you want to make God laugh... just tell Him about your plans.


May 28 2003 02:22am

SilkMonkey
 - Distributor of Cold Ones
 SilkMonkey

yo yo yo

this is how you whip the posers
the little morons try to be pwners
but they cant, im lockin in these big hits
Ash, my bro has the mullet
and he decided to get his wig length split
JP, sit back, relax
Silk is here and is the boss
Saw you clowns at taco bell
Handed me the mild sauce
Dont bother my crew bro
Stick to N'Sync
And worship Menuedo
Watch me come in the door
Your family is dirt poor
I can rhyme on and on
Forever more
Never more should you darken the door
Of the JA
Take me seriously, my name isnt Lenore
I rhyme so slick your spins like
EH?!
I could keep going on like i got a beat
But I won't
I got some ribs on the grill to eat
You wanna challenge me to a freestyle
You don't know the meaning son,
You just watched 8 mile...


:)
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|-HK-47 -SilkMonkey: You are receiving a warning for being_too_sexy. If you do not stop, action will be taken against you.|| (11:13:43) � Virtue dances for Silk ||Smiling owner of Smilykrazy's 6000th comment =) ||Odan Wei's Proud Big Brother|| Janus is my official TaruTaru Cuddly Animal Type Person. ||(@Virtue) Or you could just be a man and set fire to your genitals.....you won't fall asleep for days after that.......trust me.||Thomas Skywalker er for sexy for sitt eget beste!!!!| Not changing sig until the JA loosens up. (Started: Aug 31, 2005)

May 28 2003 01:50am

Jedi_Venezuela
 - Ex-Student
 Jedi_Venezuela

Nasty JP!!!!!!! .:J:.
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Adrian, Jedi_Venezuela .:J:.

JA Spanish Teacher


May 28 2003 01:48am

JP
 - Academy Pimp
 JP

U wanna battle, u best just stop,
cause my rhymes are illegal, gotta keep away from cops,
see my lyrical skills just cant b killed,
dont get mad b4 i punch u in the grill,
you doin this 4 fun, i make a dollars doin it,
like Jay said i get a hole lot more when i put the 9 2 it,
so just screw it,
u dont wanna contest with the best,
ur a chump ull get 1 in the chest like the rest,
this aighteven effort its just a quick freestyle,
off the top of my head like em did in 8mile,






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Come on now, every Generation X boy wanted to be Luke Skywalker. Is it because he was a whiney farm boy from some backwater hack planet? No, it's because he was a FREAKING JEDI. He could block lasers with his lightsaber. He could levitate droids & rocks & crap with his mind. Come on, he choked two pig dudes with just a simple gesture. He cut off Darth Vader's hand and kicked him down a flight of stairs. He got his @$$ zapped by lightning from the geezer Emperor, stood up and said "s'at all you got b!tc#??"

May 28 2003 12:28am

Jake Kainite
 - Student
 Jake Kainite

Jello man that was beautiful *wipes tear from eye* short but sweet (thats what your girlfrined told me anyway :P)
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Apprenctice of Jedi Master Ascari (deceased)
Descended from a line of great Jedi
Will argue any point of view from any side :D


May 27 2003 11:29pm

Jello`
 - Student
 Jello`

I can rhyme...
and its not a crime!!

EAT IT!!:D
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Brady Brothers: Orion-Greg, Furi0us-Peter, Me-Bobby. Long lost cousin to Flash. Midbie Council #007. Ex-JAK.

May 27 2003 10:28pm

Fizz of Belouve
 - Student
 Fizz of Belouve

crazy ? come on and shave _me_ !
you misbehaving estimating
breathing braking escaping
duelling style without
a chance do die
no romance besides
I see tears in your eyes
DJ loves to rhyme
so do I, in time
if the time is rite
my rhymes are tight :)



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One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters
Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04

"Renfield, you idiot!"


May 27 2003 10:14pm

Jake Kainite
 - Student
 Jake Kainite

bah, I thought this rhyme was pretty good, somebody say something!!!!!!!
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Apprenctice of Jedi Master Ascari (deceased)
Descended from a line of great Jedi
Will argue any point of view from any side :D


May 27 2003 01:01pm

Jake Kainite
 - Student
 Jake Kainite

This is crazy
Someone save me
I love my hair
Please don't shave me :(
Crazy forum
Place to be
All this stuff
Is so silleee (silly :P)
You brought up a thread
about rhyming stuff
now Jake is here
He's had enough
You see you fools
you got no clue
I'll teach you to rhyme
I'll take yah to school
So give on up
you guys can't rap
leave it to Jakey
your words are C|2@P

:P
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Apprenctice of Jedi Master Ascari (deceased)
Descended from a line of great Jedi
Will argue any point of view from any side :D


May 27 2003 01:26am

Lian Del Rey
 - Student
 Lian Del Rey

I wanna spank DJ's butt on time
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slorp

May 27 2003 12:09am

Plo Koon
 - Student
 Plo Koon

hey its no crime! - :)
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May 14 2003 11:31pm

FaDed
 - Student
 FaDed

you guys rhyme all the time.

May 14 2003 10:21pm

Fizz of Belouve
 - Student
 Fizz of Belouve

I like rain in the night
I like your pants when they are tight
but, hey, take them off, its alright ! ;)

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One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters
Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04

"Renfield, you idiot!"


May 14 2003 06:27pm

Battlin' Billy
 - Student
 Battlin' Billy

That was funny,
I like my eggs runny,
and days that are sunny!
:)

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May 14 2003 05:48pm

Arina
 - Ex-Student
 Arina

:cool:
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<Shut up you gutless weasel.> -Rachel
"a day may come when the courage of men fails, but it is not this day, this day we fight"


May 14 2003 04:17pm

Fizz of Belouve
 - Student
 Fizz of Belouve

How far can u see ?

over to me ?
geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Z ;)

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One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters
Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04

"Renfield, you idiot!"


May 14 2003 12:03am

Darth Samounoske
 - Ex-Student
 Darth Samounoske

dj that is some mighty fine rap stylings
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good luck to you in training, cause uh lets face it im the best hahahahahahahahahahha sigh i wish

May 13 2003 09:06pm

Tallepyon
 - Student
 Tallepyon

This is true crazy stuff material. Good Job DJ:)

This comment was edited by Tallepyon on May 13 2003 09:06pm.

May 13 2003 06:06pm

Silencio
 - Student
 Silencio

wow... this is one of the few threads I've read that has made absolutely NO sense to me whatsoever... keep it up!:D
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Second-in-command of the mighty FiZZsters


May 13 2003 05:39pm

Arina
 - Ex-Student
 Arina

:confused:
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<Shut up you gutless weasel.> -Rachel
"a day may come when the courage of men fails, but it is not this day, this day we fight"


May 13 2003 05:02pm

Trekked
 - Student
 Trekked

i can go VERY low
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he's a Real nowhere man,Sitting in his Nowhere land.making all his Nowhere plans for nobody

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