| Star Wars : The Jedi Academy - The Novel | |
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Jedi Al Khalaas - Student  |
A Long time ago, In a galaxy far far away.....
The Jedi Academy!!! A Story in numerous parts! In which you decide what happens, and you can star. I cant think of any rules, but post your continouation of the story in response to the last post , keep it real, keep it funny but not too silly. I will kick off the first Chapter....... This post was edited by Jedi Al Khalaas on Jan 10 2003 05:15am. |
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Jedi Al Khalaas - Student 
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Bubu , Stop being a bubu and knocking this thread , its not hurting any one. It is nonsense, but why do you keep wondering 'When will it end???'
Dont read the thread!! Ok !!  |
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SaltyDJ - Ex-Student 
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Everyone ignore JJ^and Bubu's comments 
This is our turf for once!!!!! STAND UP FOR UR RIGHTS  |
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Bubu - Hubbub 
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lol i was wondering when all of this nonsense would end... i guess i've got my answer now.. _______________ make install -not war |
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JJ stands, watching all this happen on his PC monitor. "Kids these days !", me utters, as he AMKICKBAN's everyone. The end. |
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SaltyDJ - Ex-Student 
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The battle begins, Johnny, Ulic and Rampage vs. Buz and his three sabers. Bubu is trailing behind with the destroyer spending his time looking l33t instead of joining the battle.
Buzz is thrown into a hallway off the side, distracting him and causing him to release the third saber. Johnny now closes in on him, but just as he is about to RDFA Buzz, the sith's third saber flies back to life behind johnny, severing his leg. Rampage and Ulic fly towards Buzz, but Rampage forgot that he is still in Noclip mode, and goes straight through Buzz and straight through the wall. Just then, the floor collapses under Buzz and Ulic, they crash to the floor, discovering the long lost temple of the Jedi... Meanwhile, DJ continues his hunt for Salty... -------------------Back to Rampage------------------------ Rampage is in the HOM again, not knowing which way to go he moves around in circles, and lags out and is disconnected with a wailing "NOoOoOOOoOOO!!!!!!!!!" Is this the end of Rampage? |
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Bubu - Hubbub 
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[weee i'm the invincible superjedi who hacked into the server from a ranch in kansas and got himself a double-bladed saber even though he is sorta dead keep it up guys! i really wanna see what happens next... hehe  ] _______________ make install -not war |
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Vaughn - Student 
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at this point, Ulic and Rampage walk through the wall, right into the ceremony room, when Buzz wass makign his Sith Academy speech.
Seing how Ulic is the lost and found keeper, he lead Rampage silently there, and gave him a saber. "This will have to do" They both decided its time to charge. "TAKAREE!!!" they both yelled sabers flying. Then, like a purple flash of lightning, Johnny-Rico jumps from the ceiling and helps Ulic/Rampage to destroy the dark jedi. Success! It is now Three against One. Buzz takes out his saber, ignites it. He then reaches into his other pocket and takes out another saber!. Then, totally unexpected, using the force, he yanks the saber from the pillar, and uses that (he is using the force to control it). Now it is even, three on three. All four of them charge at eachother. Bubu is watching, smiling. (he got his new IP). suddenly, in big red letters, it says "THE DESTROYER COMETH" Bubu now has his double bladed saber ready. _______________ When you become an actor, you become the person, and you dont act anymore. You just are. - Tyler HP, Taught by Mr G Simpson |
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Trad Redav - Student 
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Bubu figures out a way to 'hack' into the server, though it will take time. He signs up for one of those 'dynamic IP' thingies, and changes his IP, though it's not actually changed yet... he must wait!
[fine, bubu is in story...he's only invincible ]
Ulic andRampage are in the middle of a hologram. Three places (nar shadaa, middle earth, and bespin) are rapidly switching in/out. Finally, the holo-projector breaks down, and they find that they are in............THE VOID OF THE JEDI ACADEMY!!! HOUSE OF MIRROR EFFECT EVERYWHERE!!!
...though that's what they THINK, they can't figure out anything else that would be giving the HOM effect for those non-mappers, well, the void is the area that's not enclosed, so the entire possible area is compiled compiling is the process of making a .map into a .bsp
the HOM(house of mirrors) effect is when .. well... go noclip and go outside of a map, and you'll know
cahn't help you more than that _______________ Well then. Just so you know, just because I don't post often doesn't mean I don't lurk this place multiple times every day... This comment was edited by Trad Redav on Jan 18 2003 08:31am. |
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SaltyDJ - Ex-Student
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NOT IN STORY: lol, yeah, it's getting to sound kinda matrixy
And I'll try to remember ur saber colour This comment was edited by SaltyDJ on Jan 18 2003 08:12am. |
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Rampage - Student 
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[NOt in story] mabye the machine is some kind of sith/jedi training, mabye a secret group of elites |
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Rampage - Student 
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[NOT in story] Salty: mabye it's all some fake thing, mabye their laying in some machine like in the matrix.... (Rampage has, if he finds it, a purple saber ) |
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SaltyDJ - Ex-Student
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Not knowing how the hell they got back on Nar Shadda, Ulic and Rampage hopelessly run around looking desperately at their hands.
"How did we get into this mess?" Ulic asks Rampage on his comlink: there comes no answer from Rampage... ---------------------At the Academy---------------------- Johnny-Ricco is hanging from the ceiling like a reborn, watching an army of saber droids go past, followed by droidekas. He then feels something, a feeling he had not felt in a long time... ---------------------Meanwhile, in Kansas------------------- Bubu is trying to hack his way back into the Academy server so he can help the opressed jedi. He storms out of his house, and walks briskly through the cattle ranches thinking how he can get back into the game, as it were... -=P.S. I hope it's ok with me using present tense, I just think it makes the narration more lively. P.P.S how the *ç%# did Ulic and Rampage quickly go from Kansas to Nar Shadda to Bespin to Middle Earth and back to Nar Shadda??-= |
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Demon - Student 
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Demon told DJ Sith :"If you dissapoint me this time, you will die. Permanently." Saying so he threw DJ Sith back onto the bridge. DJ ran off to search for DJ Salty. Then he heard: "Give up Demon, the Dark Side will never win...." It was Bubu, who was nearly immortal. Demon thought how to get rid of him. "Goodbye Bubu." Demon snapped his thingers. Bubu cried:"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" And disconnected from the server. Demon took DJ Siths admin powers and banned Bubu from the server once and for all.
-=On Nar Shadda=- Rampage and Ulic were thinking of a way to escape and find their lightsabers. Ulic shouted "I know!!! Look at our hands, their glowing yellow, when we don't have our sabers. Ifthe light intesifies, we wall be closer to finding the sabers." Saying so they both went in different directions, not knowing the evil that will be unleashed upon them........ _______________ Quote: Peace is a lie, there is only passion. Through passion I gain strength. Through strength I gain power. Through power I gain victory. Through victory my chains are broken. The Force will free me. -The Code of The Sith
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Bubu - Hubbub
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hehehe i didn't say i didn't want to be in the story... all i said was try to make it have some sense.. hehe
anyway... now that bubu has become one with the force, he follows all the heroes of this weird story on their quests and helps them, whispering things to them such as: "use the force..." and so on... so don't forget to include that! _______________ make install -not war |
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Trad Redav - Student 
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No, he can't Being unofficially out of the story, Bubu has become immortal.
Ulic and Rampage walk into the temple. Suddenly, Rampage feels a tug on his ankle. He looks down, and sees a small slithery thing wrapped around it. He automatically reaches for his lightsaber... only it's not there. He uses the force to force (lol) his boots off, freeing him. He takes the other boot off (can't be uneven ) and throws it at the...thing. they run into the temple, where they find a ring... Ulic tries to touch it, ut it is a holograph, and sensors trigger the ingintion of lasers on all exits. they are trapped... _______________ Well then. Just so you know, just because I don't post often doesn't mean I don't lurk this place multiple times every day... |
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SaltyDJ - Ex-Student
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Meanwhile, back at the Academy...........
Thousands of reborn troops are unloading on Yavin V, Most of the jedi at the academy have been rounded up and those still in hiding are soon to be uncovered. Demon is upset that SaltyDJ has not yet been found, and grips DJSith, lifting him above the ominious spikes at the pit. --------------------Back with Rampage and Bubu (ok, fine, Ulic)----------------- There is a loud crash nearby, and Gollum flees, nervously screaming "Smeagol must save it's self, the jedis must finds their preciousesss!!". Now, without an escort, Rampage and Ulic must find out for themselves where Gollum was leading them, and what lies in wait there... -----------------Meanwhile, Back in Kansas---------------- Bubu is pretty annoyed at being cut out of the story, and decides to lame everyone he can off the servers. When he joins he discovers that dark jedis are wreaking havoc upon the academy, and decides to act like a n00b around Demon and get on his nerve, since Demon can't do anything to him, or can he?... |
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Jedi Al Khalaas - Student
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As Bubu and Rampage followed the slimey Gollum towards the sith temple , Bubu slipped and fell.
Suddenly , a holographic image crackled and disappeared , Bubu was actually revealed to be Ulic Belovue (sp).... Rampage was astonished.... Ulic shrugged..."dont ask , the disguise suited me for a while, but i guess it couldnt last forever!!"" Ahead , the Sith temple awaited.... Gollum turn and called back to them..... "hurrry mastersss, hurryyyyy" Ulic and Rampage hurredly followed through the tall grass............ This comment was edited by Jedi Al Khalaas on Jan 17 2003 02:52pm. |
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Jedi Al Khalaas - Student 
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Ok Bubu , i will replace all instances of 'Bubu' with 'Ulic Belovue'.
but if you dont like it , dont read it! Its fun for some of us!!!!!!! This comment was edited by Jedi Al Khalaas on Jan 17 2003 02:49pm. |
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Bubu - Hubbub
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are you guys reading your own stories? how in the world, your world, did i get to nar shadda?
and how did i get out of the mess saltyDJ put me in? this story sense no makes...
it's over people!! stop! argh.... _______________ make install -not war |
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Jedi Al Khalaas - Student
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"Theeeesss way master"
Bubu shook his head , he was dazed and confused from the long fall, this wasnt the Bespin he recognised. "My Mastersssssss, I will show you to the floating seeeeteeeee" A small emancipated figure with large disc like eyes and short sharp rows of teeth was staring at Bubu, he was smelling to high heaven and wearing only a small lion coth. "Masssterrrss Rampage is heeeeerrrrs , now Masters Bubu is here as well. We can begin the journey......." Bubu shook the haze from his mind.....What the hell was going on ??? he now noticed Rampage on his haunches nearby shaking his head also , and also looking dazed. "Come now masteerrsss, you have both lost your precioussses" , Gollum pointed to what seemed like a Sith temple in the distance. "Your preciousesss are in that castle, we have a looong way to go . But gooood smeeegol , will show you the tricksy way , teh quicksky way" Gollum scampered a few feet ahead through the tall grass "Coming on with us masters.....?" Both Bubu and Ramapage noticed that their lightsabers were missing. They moved to follow Gollum........ |
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SaltyDJ - Ex-Student
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Bubu found himself staring down into a black abyss, he heard something behind him and turned around, he couldn't believe what he saw...
Nightcrawler was running up behind him, usually Bubu would be glad to see NC, but something was different, the glowing red eyes, the glowing red saber... "JEDI!!! SURRENDER TO ME OR YOU'LL DIE!!!" Well, watching the Star Wars movies had done Bubu some good, and he knew what to do; he threw himself into the abyss, leaving NC speachless. -------------Meanwhile at the Academy---------------- Demon paced up and down the matrix room, thinking of how to best deal with the Jedi, he ordered the academy roster to see which student was next on his list: it was none other than SaltyDJ... "DJSith! Go and take care of the little student, the best way to kill a DJ is with another DJ" He grinned at his corny joke... -----------------Back to Bubu---------------------- It seemed like Bubu had been falling forever, through layer upon layer of smoke, cloud and shadow; until finally a faint light appeared below him. Now it seemed as though he was accellerating at an extraordinary pace and he reached the light at no time. Bubu ended up hanging onto an arial below the Cloud City at Bespin; he shouldn't have been surprised, If you act like Luke, Luke things r gonna happen to you, at least he still had both his hands... Now Bubu DEFINATELY wasn't in Kansas anymore, and with no munchkins and no yellow brick road to show him the way, Bubu had to think long and hard about how he was going to get free........... This comment was edited by SaltyDJ on Jan 17 2003 11:20am. |
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Demon - Student 
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Suddenly they felt a powerful echo! The Jedi felt the awesome power of the dark side, being thwarted into their minds. Masadoobie looked around him. "What's the meaning of....." He looked at DJ Sith....His eyes were glowing red with rage, as have the eyes of the other students. Masa could feel being surrounded by the dark side. The doors opened. In came Demon, without his suit, he didn't need it. "Now my friend, you will die." Saying this in came Redeye with a whole army of Reborn, Dark troopers and Shadow troopers. "But how??" "You forgot about this academy secret. The Force binder" "NO!!!You didn't!" "I have..... Not only my mind is one with the Force now, but my body also. This is the end Doobie, I destroyed the machine, there is no hope for u." Saying this he took his lightsaber and ignited it. Following him all the Jedi ignited theirs and attacked. After a second doobie lie in blood, dying: "You may have killed me, but you won't succeed....." he said and died. "Fool, I already have." He turned to his comrades: "I Darth Demon declare myself the new EMPEROR and ruler of the SITH ACADEMY!!!!!!"
Nar Shadda Bubu woke up: "WTF???, where am i?"....... _______________ Quote: Peace is a lie, there is only passion. Through passion I gain strength. Through strength I gain power. Through power I gain victory. Through victory my chains are broken. The Force will free me. -The Code of The Sith
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Vaughn - Student
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Chainer smiled as he cracked his nuckles
"i guess we should get ready to rumble...  " _______________ When you become an actor, you become the person, and you dont act anymore. You just are. - Tyler HP, Taught by Mr G Simpson |
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Jedi Al Khalaas - Student
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had begun......
The battle raged, For Thirty days and Thirty nights.... Blood... Hope..... Death.... Regeneration.... The battle between Light and Dark , between Sith and Jedi, Between clone and human. many bacta's were used..... In the End the Council was triumphant!!! Days later , the clean up began.... "What shall we do with the sith and others we have captured" Legolas asked Avalon. "Well , We already have Silencio, Buzz Vader and Lord Exar Kun undergoing a 'realignment programme'. Itwill take time , but we will do it, and the Academy will be rebuilt." "urghh" Avalon felt his shoulder, scarred from a sith saber. "I guess I need some bacta too , eh." Legolas grinned from ear to ear . laughter filled the matrix chamber. Trumpets sounded and echoed around the courtyard of the academy. All of the members of the academy were lined up on one side . The heroes of the conflict just past lined up on the other, medals gleaming on their chests.... Chainer was standing next to Jedi Al Khalaas, "Hey , Jedi , Have you completed you CTF training?" "Yes Commander Chainer, Mesa thinking we are going to whip their backsides, when do we go into battle?" "At 20 hundred hours, cant wait........." |
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Vaughn - Student
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by the time the fellowship had gotten to the matrix, the sith had taken over the academy. The offices, the dorms, everything was under control. The last hope of the jedi stood in the middle of the mat. Suddenly, three angelic jedi came from nowhere. Avalon, Silent Whisper and Chosen-One! The council was reunited!
just as everyone became sure that they could do something to stop the sith, Silenco, Buzz, and all their troops, droideka, battledroids, stormtroopers (Hey you there!) superdroids, charged into the room. These battle droids were different. They had sabers! The whole army of red sabers turned up, while the fellows turned on theirs. DJ turned to them, and as he told them how he didnt suspect them to live, JJ, with the rest of the academy students who had not turned to the sith were behind the fellowship. Everyone could hear JJ's voice over everyone. "They may take our lives... BUT THEYLL NEVER TAKE OUR FREEDOM!!!! CHARGE!" and they all charged into eachother. and Arcuss, watching all this from DJ's house (server) thinking to himself, victory is not possible... begun, the Academy War has... _______________ When you become an actor, you become the person, and you dont act anymore. You just are. - Tyler HP, Taught by Mr G Simpson |
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