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Star Wars : The Jedi Academy - The Novel
Nov 27 2024 12:40am

Jedi Al Khalaas
 - Student
Jedi Al Khalaas
A Long time ago, In a galaxy far far away.....

The Jedi Academy!!! A Story in numerous parts! In which you decide what happens, and you can star.

I cant think of any rules, but post your continouation of the story in response to the last post , keep it real, keep it funny but not too silly. I will kick off the first Chapter.......

This post was edited by Jedi Al Khalaas on Jan 10 2003 05:15am.

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Feb 13 2003 08:39am

YubYub
 - Student
 YubYub

So, F1 and Popo (hehe) went off looking for pilots to aid them in the academys most desperate hour (again). The wanadered into the cafeteria to find YubYub, a sandwich in hand, walking his way through the last level of X-Wintg Alliance, on hard difficulty.

"Hey you!" said Bubu.
"Hmmf?" replied a peanut butter and jam (jelly)filled YubYub
"Come with us, there's an Imperial fleet in orbir and we're gonna go and blow it away!!"
"Do we have any ships?" asked yubyub
"ah, dammit!" exclaimed F1 "No.."

the end seemed nigh

"Hi guys!"

ITS DJ!!!

"Yeah, it's me :D.....and i just got back from testing the beta of the SWG ship expansion pack!"

"Horay! Now we can buy our own ships and go forth to save the academy!" screamed bubu in a high pitched girly voice.

"Yes but first we must decide which ships to buy, and we will need more than just the four of us"

"Well," said yubyub "i have a some credits saved up, i will gladly put them towards ships. any preferrances anyone? Personnaly i prefer X-WIngs (just for accuracy sake) but E-wings are cool too"


**Who will help F1, Bubu, DJ and YubYub to save academy? What ships will they buy and fly? OMG I CANT WAIT TO FIND OUT..CAN YOU EITHER? NO? WOW!

Feb 13 2003 06:35am

Flamori Athena
 - Student
 Flamori Athena

While Lian was busy spamming the academy to the ground, the fight between the academy Jedi and the Reborn raged on, the outcome undecided.

From the viewing deck of the Fat Sith, a massive mobile battle station, Desann watched the battle with obvious displeasure. His Dark Jedi were losing. Losing! How could this be? Were the Jedi Infidels truly stronger? Impossible! He had trained each of his warriors with the utmost care, feeding the Dark Side into them bit by bit, until they were consumed by the raging fires of the Force. Massadoobie's Jedi should have been no match for them... or so it had been in the simulations.

Curse those game programmers, he thought.

"The are doing unexpectedly well, my lord." reported the Imperial Commander. "Half of our AT-STs have been destroyed, and there are only three remaining AT-ATs. But the fleet will soon be in orbit, and the tide will be turned on those pathetic rebels. We shall squash them like bugs, and score yet another glorious victory in the name of the Empire."

"Has history taught you nothing?!" snapped Desann, irritated at the commander's imperitence. "Your precious empire has been reduced to rubble, defeated by the so-called Rebel Alliance. Decades have passed since the death of your emperor, and if you only bothered to look, you would find that the New Republic, not the Empire, currently rules the galaxy."

"Still the truth of my words remain," said the commander stubbornly. "The fleet will arrive, and when it does we will raze the academy from the sky. They have no air defenses, my lord. Their overconfidence will be their undoing."

Suddenly, an imperial officer sitting at one of the control terminals got up and hurried over to them.

"Commander," he said breathlessly. "The fleet has entered the Yavin system."

Meanwhile,

Bubu paced the academy secret headquaters, restless for a piece of the action. He had been assinged, no, forced,(actually, massadoobie's duffman bodyguards had dragged him away kicking and screaming) to remain on standby with several other Jedi and guard the academy's central control room. The control room was the nerve center of the academy, everything in the academy was accessible from it, exterior defenses, lighting, even the video monitors in the female refresher station. There were rumors among the lower class students that the heart of the academy lay within a massive indestructable Force crystal, but Bubu knew better. When he had been promoted to Knight, Zero had taken him to the true headquaters of the academy, and informed him that the crystal was a fake, made of colored plastic. The real heart of thge academy was much more vulnerable, and fortunately much more secret.

"Bubu!" called one of the initiates watching the radar screens(whose name Bubu did not know)"There is something approaching the academy at high speed!"

"What is it?" asked Bubu, almost bored.

"It looks like a fleet of some sort," replied the initiate.

A fleet...Bubu's heart skipped a beat. "Is it New Republic?" he asked, hoping for a swift end to the battle.

"No..." said the initiate, whom, in case you were wondering, was me, Flamori 1. "The ships are broadcasting imperial signatures."

Bubu swore loudly, causing a young initiate in a corner of the room to burst into tears.

"Do we have any air defenses?" asked Bubu.

"None at all." said F1. "Unless you want to Force Jump into space and take them out with your lightsaber."

"Sith," muttered Bubu. "And no pilots either."

"Correction, Popo Deepdevler," smirked F1. "You have me. There should be some Jedi in the academy who know how to pilot a starfighter."

"One," said Bubu. "You're right. We do have some Jedi pilots, me included. we should be able to put ogether some sort of fleet. And two, if you ever call me that again, I'll delve into your popo."

The smirk didn't leave F1's face. "Just be careful what you find down there, Popo Deepdevler."

<Not in story>
How's that?
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True wisdom is the knowledge that you know nothing.


This comment was edited by Flamori Athena on Feb 13 2003 06:37am.

Feb 12 2003 10:25pm

Vaughn
 - Student
 Vaughn

[not in story]
Vaughn lowers his head. and bangs his head against the desk. Ah well Lian, you win...
[in story]

Aeth lookes around. He sniffs the air.

"Ah, Fresh meat"he smiles to himself
Aeth laughs, as he enters the academy. His purple eyes flaring.

Lian, who wsa standing on the pillar, watched Aeth.
"sigh. well, it is time. The Virus must be destroyed. but I cannot touch it.... Oi Vaughn. (she thought that Vaughn would be useful as a guinney pig), can you do me a favor?"
"what is it?"
"we gon have a HOUSE PARTY!!!!"
"Huray!"
"allright. were playing sabertag. no touch backs."
Lian touched vaughn with her saber.
now you have to go and tag Aeth.

Vaughn ran off. A second later, the screan read
"Aeth .... was sabered by Vaughn"
"Awww... no fun..."
"Now vaughn. Jump into the pit"
"ok...."
Vaughn jumps. Splash

"No! the server was updated! Bah! What can i do? Aeth AND Vaughn are infected... and i cant touch them... Humm..."

What to do? What to do?
Look At My Monkey!
the spamming has begun
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When you become an actor, you become the person, and you dont act anymore. You just are.
- Tyler HP, Taught by Mr G Simpson


Feb 12 2003 04:25pm

Lian Del Rey
 - Student
 Lian Del Rey

A virus-infected Aeth S'kray jumped out of an ATST.

...That is all. o_O
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slorp

Feb 11 2003 10:18pm

Lian Del Rey
 - Student
 Lian Del Rey

[NOT IN STORY]
Lol, Vaughn, I've earned it. I've been typing that for more than an hour :D

OK so skip Vaughn's post *coughcough* and get on to Chapter 4 :P
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slorp

Feb 11 2003 09:36pm

Vaughn
 - Student
 Vaughn

Edit: BAH!!! Lianiotte got her post in before mine!!! :(

Chapter Three

As YubYub was running down the highway to find someone to help defeat the virus, who does he run into?
The Virus (stereotypical, isnt it?)

The virus looks at him, then smiles
"you have interfeared with my affairs for the last time. Now, it is time to die"

The Virus rushes YubYub. He grabbs him by the neck, and his holding him above the ground.
You cant win... MUAHAHAHA

Suddenly, in a flash of Duffman, Doobie kickes the virus in the face. he lets go of yubyub.

That hurt... but feel the rath of...
"Someone find Virus's head!"

JJ had struck again.

"thanks JJ".

They all went back to their respective homes, and lived there happily.
*this is not the end. The virus infects whoever it touches. Therefore, YubYub, Vaughn and Doobie are all infected*

YubYub and Doobie look at eachother. They both knew. Their eyes glowed purple.
"The sign of the Virus is near, we must rid the Net of All Evil!"
They heard footsteps.
"Who is there?" Doobie asked.
"It is I, Student Vaughn at your service.
I have been plagued with a virus.
This virus makes me speak in pentameter.(Roughly)
that means i speak in 10 syllables.
I really hate this virus, dost thou?"

"Aye..." Doobie and YubYub said.
"look at our hands. The Virus split into three parts. One in Me, one in YubYub, and one in Vaughn. Together, we shall form the Triumpherate of the Viral age!" Doobie said
"You have power. I have skill, Vaughn... has...er... um..."
I hastéd the power that none procede.
I am Vaughn, with the power of Language!"

"Yes... Of course" YubYub said.

The new trio decided to start their reign on Classes-only, right at the time of Johnny-Rico's class...
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When you become an actor, you become the person, and you dont act anymore. You just are.
- Tyler HP, Taught by Mr G Simpson


This comment was edited by Vaughn on Feb 11 2003 09:38pm.

Feb 11 2003 09:33pm

Lian Del Rey
 - Student
 Lian Del Rey

**CHAPTER 3**
**Night Forever**

Two battles raged on, the battle of the Jedi Academy, and the battle with the virus.

YubYub ran off to the old, destroyed, KS Academy.
He sensed battle raging on there, too.

He ran to the pit room, and saw a bunch of dead Jedi at the (old) pit bottom, struck with spikes. The plank was turned into a slide from the entering plank. The pillars have collapsed as well, breaking many holes in the observation deck.

There was a fire on the wall. (It looks like a fiery town portal, if anybody's played Diablo 2)

The Evil Clone of Lianiotte's blood-red eyes appeared from the portal. "What is it?" her voice echoed.

YubYub kneeled. "I bow before you, Master Clone Lianiotte. I come to you for help."

"Why should I help you?" she asked. Voice still echoing.

"Well, if you do," he said, and brought out a piece of the (now) broken Jedi Academy Crystal, and shone it in the sunlight, "I'll give you this."

CL's (Clone Lianiotte's) body floated out of the portal, hovering over the spikes, and actually ignoring the blood of the Jedi. o_O

She held out her hand, and the crystal flew into her hand. She went back into the portal. The portal disappeared.

"Grr..."
"What is it now?" she asked, VOICE ECHOING!!! OK, her voice always echos.

YubYub brought out another piece.
This time CL failed to pull it, since YubYub had absorb on.
"Though I can break through absorb... I have free time on my schedule. I love the smell of sabered flesh in the morning."

"But it's the afternoon."
"Oh who cares?"

<--BACK AT THE BATTLE-->
"We can't hold them out for much longer!" shouted a trainer.
An ATST shot a final rocket at the academy. The door broke down, and the trainers holding the door died. In 5 seconds, over 20 Reborn were inside the temple, destroying any Jedi that stood in their way. They immediatley headed to the glass/trial room...
...where The Wingless.. waited.

They entered the room. A Reborn activated his lightsaber. TW (The Wingless) turned around.

She teleported to the ground. She seemed to be floating. All the Reborn were now in the room.

The Wingless froze the Reborn with the lightsaber, floated up to him, did an uppercut, and the top of his body flew up to the ceiling, and shattered into glass.

Gross.

All the Reborn activated their lightsabers.
TW's lightsaber, from somewhere in her room, flew straight into her hands. She activated her lightsaber.

She spun a lot, possibly a new light style, with strength as much as heavy. In less than 10 seconds, 10 Reborn died. That's 1 Reborn per second. She killed the remaining Reborn.

YubYub rushed into the room. LC or ELC was already in the battle. "I need you too."
TW turned, looked at him, and disappeared.

IN THE COURTYARD, a lot of Reborn, Stormtroopers, Rockettroopers, and ATSTs have fallen.

DESANN TURNED TO GALAK.
"Is this the army you supply me with?!"

IN A FEW SECONDS, Galak Mech was in the battle.

More Jedi and Jeditrainers ran into the courtyard. A lot were killed by Galak's shield, guns, and claws.

EL (Evil Lianiotte, again) was behind Galak Mech while his shield was down. Her red lightsaber activated, and she cut off his head. BOOM.

Desann quickly disappeared. Nobody's ever seen Tavion.

Some Jedi (all types) looked around.
"Nobody is here... the battle is won!"

Suddenly, some strange disturbance was sensed. A lot of transparent objects were seen.

SHADOWTROOPERS WERE THERE the whole time.
Much more appeared, along with cloaked ATSTs (no ATATs this time.)

Evil Lianiotte spotted a whole red crystal. She cut it all up, and the crystal was destroyed. "No more respawns."

Luke stepped into the courtyard. (The Star Wars Luke.)

<--THE VIRUS-->
The virus is infecting all defenses of the academy.

More disturbances were sensed at the bottom of the (new) pit.

Jedi and Jeditrainers ran into the pit room. Rocketroopers.

That water's infected! No da. In Single Player, before you go to the Jedi Academy, you're in Yavin Swamp, so that means the water at the bottom of the pit room is...... ....... :eek: ok so anyway.

In a few seconds, the Swamptroopers were all killed. Then there were Shadowtroopers.

Saber locks, lunges, DFAs, the whole variety.

Evil Lianiotte Clone had grabbed a bunch of DET Packs and trip mines, and so many exploded. All the ATSTs were dead, who fell on top of Sith and all that.

Luke Skywalker was missing. A bloodied up Jedi Trainer and his two weak Jedi slaughtered the last Reborn, lying on the ground.

The Jeditrainer collapsed to the ground, relieved that the battle was won.

OR WAS IT?
Everybody rushed to the ceremonial hall (everybody, the true Lianiotte, Vaughn, Aeth S'kray, massadoobie, JumpinJedi, everybody) (excluding Evil Lianiotte) for a celebration.

JJ held the beer, and everybody started dancing.

"Save your strength, fools." Desann appeared at the door. He threw his lightsaber, showing his mad skills of body dismemberment to all the Jedi in his lightsaber's path. Tavion was there, too.

A lot of Jedi died, when there was a Reelo and a Rodian.

"DJ! MASSADOOBIE!" Lol :P

They shot up Tavion, and then DJ and Massadoobie were knocked unconscious.

Desann suddenly grew huge(r) and Jedi had to crawl all over him to fight him. He normally slams himself all over the place.

Suddenly, the true Lianiotte noticed that the heart of the Jedi Academy Crystal was lying on the floor. She turned to Desann, and struck him in the heart.

Desann turned into a lizard. Lol j/k. Desann died.. again.

There was a huge silence for at least 3 minutes.
Then, there was HOORAY and W00Ting.

AND FOR THE PAST WEEK, the Jedi Academy went on as it normally does.
LAMING.
Just kidding.
Massadoobie continued his dream (not literally) of making all the Jedi to be Light side.

The heart of the Jedi Academy Crystal was defended by Jedi, killing any Reborn that tried to snatch it.

The Lost Temple was, once again, being uncovered.

Dueling was done as normal. Done as it always was.

And finally, the trip mines in Lianiotte's room (glass room) was finally put to use. The first (official) jail was created.

Trip mines covered the entering and the rolling-inside the bottom part of the glass part of the trial/glass room. Arms always up.

Plus trip mines were all over the hallway to the glass room. Finally, peace and quiet. :)

And a long-awaited tournament was held in the pit room. THE WHOLE JEDI ACADEMY (even ex-es) was in the observation room, excluding 4.

2 vs 2 on the plank. Saber locks. Everything.
Very exciting. Much w00ting.

THE END.

Or was it....?
The 4 Jedi were killed by a falling ATST. They looked around. ATSTs were all over the room. And in a few seconds, Half of the whole Jedi Academy was dead (including the ATSTs.)

What did this...?

<---END OF CHAPTER 3--->

OK, who did the longest post NOW?
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slorp

This comment was edited by Lian Del Rey on Feb 11 2003 10:22pm.

Feb 11 2003 08:21pm

YubYub
 - Student
 YubYub

OK Vaughn, no pressure then....


With all the Academy knights and members under the influence of amsleep and a free floating Force virus evil-thingy to contend with YubYub felt all was lost.

He needed to distract the virus somehow......All of a sudden some late arrivals flocked to the JA banner: Fizz, Battlin Billy and Icco entered to room in a flurry of force rolls and little force jumps.

"Sorry we're late" said Fizz
"Yeah" chimed in Billy "but we're ready to fight the fight, right the wrongs, protect the innocent, serve the public trust, lower taxes, increase employment......>"

"OK billy that'll do" said YubYub "I have a plan, i think it is right up you guys alleys, you up for it?"

"I love the smell of the academy in the morning" snarled Icco with a little impish grin on his face

"Ok" started YubYub "I need you guys to stall the virus while i find someone to help us revive everyone, only together can we defeat this virul fiend!"

"here's what you guys will do.........I want you guys to start a forum post and fill it with as much random chat as you possibly can! That should give me plenty of time to get re-inforcements, i've seen you all go for days posting completely meaningless information and comments. Now the academy depends on you!!!" Go!!"

Fizz, Billy and Icco started to post all the inane drivel they had been saving for a rainy day.

Meanwhile YubYub ran off to find the one person who could save us all......

**END OF CHAPTER 2**

[who will YubYub find? Will Fizz, Battlin Billy and Icco find enough bulls**t to keep the virus occupied? will this post ever end? Tune in next time.....same jedi-time, same jedi-channel!]

This comment was edited by YubYub on Feb 11 2003 08:23pm.

Feb 11 2003 07:40pm

Vaughn
 - Student
 Vaughn

The Ewoks have placed DET packs on the leg of the ATST that Vaughn and Aeth were in!

Aeth looks at Vaughn.
"Well, I guess its the end. Time for one last cry..."
"No, there will always be another time!"
Aeth spamms Look At My Monkey, while Vaughn Spamms Hiten Mitsugiri Ryu should be Sword of Heavens DFA!!!

The Det Packs went off.

Vaughn and Aeth were standing behind YubYub.
What happened?
The repeated Spamming gave them enough LAGG to escape the flaming wreck.

They all ran in and decided to take on the evil Lianiotte.
"You go in slowly on the left, Ill take her head on" Aeth said
"Righto" Vaughn replied
YubYub ran head on.
Lianiotte froze him with her Force Freeze, and pushed him back. "foolish Ewock" she thought
Lian pulled out her saber, as Vaughn and Aeth circled her, in a danse of death.

"Now, thats not very honerable, two on one?"
"You have done more wrong than good, Lianiotte!"
"Have I?"
"CHARGE!"
Sabers flashed. Many saber locks endured. Lianiotte was a master of the saber, while Aeth and Vaughn were confident with one.
Lian force pushed Vaughn away, rendering him useless on a pillar (in matrix, she pushed him through a wall).

Aeth knew better. He decided that it was time. He started Spamming LOOK AT MY MONKEY!!! on Lian. She couldent take it.
"ARRGH!!"
She ran at him. She was blind in the force. Aeth kicked her so hard, she hit a pillar, and came very close to disconnecting.
She looked up, and smiled
"If you kill me, the server will disconnect, and fall apart, trapping you two with it! MUAHAHAHAHA"

Suddenly, deemed to be dead, Massadoobie appeared!
"Duffman Takes it home!:cool: OOOOOhhhhhh Ya! (If you dont know, Massadoobie is Duffmans alter ego)

He ampunishes Lian. But, instead of getting weaker, she got stronger!
Eyes flaring purple, she took on the true form of the Virus.

She broke free of the Ampunish.

"HAHAHAHA, INSOLENT FOOL! You cannot defeat me with your puny AM powers! WHO DO YOU THINK I AM?"
Suddenly, the LianVirus bursted into AmEmpower.

"MUAHAHAHAHAHA"
Doobie made durastic measures. He Amempowerd himself, Aeth, and YubYub (who had revived by this time).

After a minute of heated battle, the LianVirus seemed to have been defeated. Hanging by one hand over the pit (old pit), saber lost in the spikes, it seemed as if it was over.
the Virus smiled.
"How can I be the most powerful virus, if i cannot change bodies?"
The virus jumped out of Lian's body, and flew into YubYub's.
Because of the sudden rush of power, YubYub Screamed, and flew backward. Making an indent on the wall. "hahahaha. AS my first act, I DRAIN YOU ALL!!!"
The ViralYubYub started draining. He drained not only the force powers, but the life force of all the Jedi. Lian, who had almost no strenght left, fell.
Vaughn, who just woke up from his *coma* senced that danger was happening. Using force seeing, he saw that someone was falling to the pit. He also saw that there was someone draining everybody else. He made the connection, and figured out that one of them was falling, the good guys.

By using a modified teleportation (a mix between instant-transmission (DBZ), LAGG, force speed, and noclip, he flew through the wall and got to the falling person before they hit the spikes. It was Lian!
He rememberd what the Viral Lian said about them dying, the server dying, so he grabbed her hand, and threw her up into the observation deck. She was out cold.

Vaughn landed on the platform, where YubYub had stopped draining. Vaughn was angry, very angry.

"Villan! Do you not know what you have done?"
"Who, me? I know fair well. For it was I, who made it so. in doing this, I am compelled to destroy you." ViralYubYub said.

"then it is time, to show my true self,
His name is not Vaughn, for it is Shadow,
The one that lies in the night, Shadow~G!"

"Nice Pentamiter there Vaughn. It was a good honest attempt"

"Why thank you, too bad that wont save you from my wrath!"
Vaughn gatherd all the hate from the Jedi Academy. Past events, present events, future events to come. He gathered all of the hate, anger, joy, happiness, sadness, love all that is felt on the academy servers. He had become the ultimate fighter. His ping was one with the force, -999

"Now, you cannot hope to win" ViralYubYub said cooly.
"how so?"Vaughn asked.
"this is the reason!" ViralYubYub also powerd up. He took all the negitive feelings on all servers, public, private, clan, and the academy servers. It was surely unfair.

"Hexadecimal... he has me now..." Vaughn looked to the sky." Sorry DJ for doing this!" Vaughn took all the power of the Admin. He summoned JJ. "Help me Jumpin'Jedi! the Academy needs your help!"

"Psh, here"
JJ amslept everybody. Amkicked Vaughn and ViralYubYub. He went behind the scenes, and used the special AMFixAll.

Vaughn (who had lost his powers) YubYub (who had disconnected from the virus) and the Virus were all gathered on Vaughns personal server.

"thanks JJ..." Vaughn Passes out.

It is all up to YubYub to rid the universe... nay, the Net of this virus.

Note:Aeth, doobie and Lian are healing well.
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When you become an actor, you become the person, and you dont act anymore. You just are.
- Tyler HP, Taught by Mr G Simpson


Feb 11 2003 09:20am

Lian Del Rey
 - Student
 Lian Del Rey

[Not in story]

Mmm, nah. I've got a better idea!

Yesterday I've been spending all day working on screenshots for the JA novel (chapter 2)

So I'll put the link up soon.
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slorp

Feb 11 2003 12:31am

YubYub
 - Student
 YubYub

Just then, with a high pitched squeeling cry YubYub enters the fray along with a group of wnadering ewoks he found in the jungle.

"YubYub...abu Tak-Tak!!" He cried with all his might.
With that the ewoks scaled the monstrous legs of the ATAT, sticking stolen DET packs all the way up....resulting in the metal beheamoth exploding into small bite sized pieces which rained in quite a mellow kind of way over the remaining Sith,

then burning away their scalps in a non-mellow kind of way.

Meanwhile YubYub, content that the battle was going well, made for the cafeteria to find some juice. Battling is, after all thristy work......

This comment was edited by YubYub on Feb 11 2003 12:33am.

Feb 10 2003 09:25am

Lian Del Rey
 - Student
 Lian Del Rey

Vaughn entered the battlefield (in the courtyard.)

He was head to head with an ATST. "Brave of you, boi."

JJ connected to the server.
He amsleeped Vaughn. "That should teach you not to mess with Episode 2 quotes!!"
Then he disconnected. You never knoooow.....

The ATST stepped on him.
"Ow."
Then an ATAT stepped on him.
"Owwwwwwwww."
Then his momma stepped on him.
"HOLY!!!"

<------Seriously Now------->
Vaughn entered the battlefield in the courtyard. No guns.

He decides to go back in the past and tell Desann that they'll lose the war. (Just kidding.)

He grabs Aeth S'kray and they jump on top of an ATST. They open the top, and kill the two Imperials. Hi-jack-ment.

The ATSTs step on a bunch of Reborn. They shot down 2 ATSTs, who killed about 10 of Sith. But there are still more left.

Suddenly, Vaughn and Aeth S'kray got shot down multiple times by an ATAT.

What happens NOW?!
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slorp

Feb 10 2003 09:18am

Lian Del Rey
 - Student
 Lian Del Rey

"AHAHAHA THIS IS FUN!!!"
.... -.-'

Suddenly Vaughn comes by. "CURSE YOU BOI!" Then she stabs him.

"AHAHAHAHA THIS IS FUN!!! EAT VIRUS!! ...OK bye bye."

The End.
In that year's Christmas, they used Vaughn as their Christmas tree.

Hehehe j/k
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slorp

This comment was edited by Lian Del Rey on Feb 10 2003 09:18am.

Feb 09 2003 09:23pm

Vaughn
 - Student
 Vaughn

the sith, who had been blown up, actually survived the trip mines, but was lying on the ground dyeing.
You cannot defeat me, for you cant kill in cold blood. :) Now... heal me, for it is in your blood!

Lian looks at him. Not on your life. Lian stabbs him multiple times. AHAHA THIS IS FUN!
Hey, Lian, thats enough. STOP!
JJ uses amsleep on Lian. That should teach you.
Suddenly, JJ disconnected from the server. What he didnt know, was that the sith was not a sith, but actually a virus. By touching it, you became infected.
"Must... Stop... Transfer!"
Lian is in a battle between the viral side, and her own side...
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When you become an actor, you become the person, and you dont act anymore. You just are.
- Tyler HP, Taught by Mr G Simpson


Feb 09 2003 08:29pm

Icco
 - Student
 Icco

he amtled into trip mines!!
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"this is Icco. Icco is old. Icco is lost. Icco is cool, but Icco doesn't know what the meaning of 'macrophageal sex'." - Vaughn
/Icco


Feb 09 2003 08:17pm

Vaughn
 - Student
 Vaughn

allright... the sith flies toward the crystal... then suddenly. the sith is gone!
JJ is standing where the crystal is. Gotta love amtele :P
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When you become an actor, you become the person, and you dont act anymore. You just are.
- Tyler HP, Taught by Mr G Simpson


Feb 09 2003 05:28pm

Icco
 - Student
 Icco

Icco appears with a new ip and everyone flocks to it and the battles continue
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"this is Icco. Icco is old. Icco is lost. Icco is cool, but Icco doesn't know what the meaning of 'macrophageal sex'." - Vaughn
/Icco


Feb 09 2003 03:05pm

 
 - Student

JumpinJedi is sitting watching all these events unfold on his screen. "Ugh, did ALL of their IP's change ? Gah..."

JJ amkickbans everyone, and shuts down the server. The end.

Feb 09 2003 11:35am

Lian Del Rey
 - Student
 Lian Del Rey

A Sith looked around.
THE DESTROYER COMETH.

He broke through those who opposed him. He looked to his left.

"Do it," commanded Desann.

The Sith ran across the rubble, and was in the remains of the council room in a flash. He twirled around, and broke a hole to where the Lost Temple (lost again) is. He jumped through. He walked to the pillar.

It started glowing blue and green. (The ray like when somebody disconnects) It was at the half-ruined pillar. In a broken part of the pillar, stood a blue crystal. A crystal that held all Force capability in Yavin.

A crystal that held all life for the Jedi Academy. A crystal that held all force and defense.

He activated his saber. He swung his lightsaber at it, when a purple lightsaber blade hit his.

It was Lianiotte. "I don't think so," she said.

She jumped backwards. Many DFAs, blocks, saber locks, lunges, way too many.


MEANWHILE, a Stormtrooper (holding DET Packs) is watching the fight.

EVEN MORE MEANWHILE, many Jedi were falling. Many explosions from the ATSTs and the ATATs.

The remains of the courtyard pillar were turned into tiny pieces in less than 1 minute.

BACK AT THE SABER FIGHT, Lianiotte and the Sith were fighting at the top, not anywhere near the pillar. Lianiotte jumped back, and the Sith turned his attention to the pillar. He jumped towards it.

Lianiotte RDFA'd him, but missed.
And for the second time, the Sith swung his saber toward the crystal.

If the crystal is destroyed, we all die.
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slorp

Feb 09 2003 12:03am

Vaughn
 - Student
 Vaughn

the remaining Jedi looked up.
Lianiotte, who had her commlink, raideo'd into DJ and Doobie
after alittle message, DJ and Doobie were there, sabers in hand. They all charged in. Bodies flying everywhere. Flashes of sabers, lightning, blasts. All this was being watched by Galak Fyarr and Desann.

"excellent work Admiral, they can not stand for much longer"
"no, my leige. It is but a matter of time before they are over run. This is the last stronghold before we own everything. For as you know, the public servers are in chaos, no order. People will sign with us, and those who do not..."
"shall die"
"yes, my leige."

Floating (yes, floating) was none other than the Belouve family. There were many members of this family (Ulic was now a great-great-great grandfather), and they were all ready to fight. One by one, they dropped through the atmosphere of Yavin, all ready to wreak some havoc (you should never let too many Belouve's on a server at once, Ulic said)

The academy had its last hope of survival (for the 5 time now). Who will win? Who will lose?
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When you become an actor, you become the person, and you dont act anymore. You just are.
- Tyler HP, Taught by Mr G Simpson


Feb 08 2003 09:43pm

Lian Del Rey
 - Student
 Lian Del Rey

<----CHAPTER 2---->

Lianiotte, robed (for those who care,) appears out of the rubble that was once DJ's academy.

"This will seem a little easy.." said a Jedi.
Just then, part of the courtyard wall (what was left of it) exploded, showing a huge amount of ATSTs and ATATs (is that right?)

Red lightsabers were activated everywhere. Red is overused, isn't it?
X-Wings flew across the sky, dropping more and more Sith.

Also some Stormtroopers were dropped down, using Galak's shield. They run mad with DET Packs, trip mines, missile launchers, and blasters.

Lianiotte turned to the ruins of the pit room. "I know what to do." She ran across some rubble, and fell on top of a mine, surrounded with DET Packs. The ground below her exploded.

She fell down. Really.
She kept falling and falling, and she was below the floor of the pit room. About 2 miles below.
Forcefields were then placed all around the ruined academy.

Jedi appeared. Fandango. Chainer. Narsil. Aeth S'kray. About all the (active) Jedi appeared.

Out of the darkness, Aero appeared. (An ex-trainer or whatever he was. VERY OLD oldbie, even oldbier than me. That's just old. :P)

"It took me forever to get here." He took off his hood. He looked around. The pillar that was in the center of the once-was courtyard, still stood still. The courtyard was pretty much ruined, as the temple.

He examined the DET Packs along the pillar. He jumped back, and threw his saber at them like a spear. The pillar started falling. The top of it landed on top of an ATST. The ATST started falling down, while the pillar fell into even more pieces. The ATST fell backwards, and the pillar killed about 30 Stormtroopers. A lot more are still there.

The ATST that fell crashed into another ATST.

The head of the second-falling ATST was chopped up by none other than...
Tavion.

The courtyard was smashed into pieces in a few seconds.

It appears they have no other choice.

War.
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slorp

Feb 08 2003 02:41pm

Vaughn
 - Student
 Vaughn

or was it the end?
Eclipse, jumped out of Doobies bad dream.
"Ahahahaha!
I am back, and you council cannot defeat me, without your powers!"
Suddenly, Ulic appeared out of no where.
"I cannot let this happen"
He draws his katana, which glows blue.
"Humm... you are not... Eclipse..."
"THat is right, I am not the one you call Eclipse..." He Draws a sword, which glows red." For I am the king of the king of the king, of Ura-khai, MUAHAHAHAHAHA"

Doobie and DJ, walk slowly backward, and run through the door, as they hear the clash of Katana on Sword.
"hello, poice? This is ... There is the king of the king of the king of Ura-Khai, and a friend of ours fighting in my bedroom... Yes, No, Yes, i knwo that.... allright. Thank you, Good bye"

The police wont help them. So, DJ went into the back room, pulled out some lightsabers.
"ive been keepign these for a while"
they sneak up to the room, where Ulic, who was bleeding freely, was being beaten by "eclipse" (who was also bleeding freely).

"One, Two, Three... FIRE!"
DJ and Doobie shot the two with teleportation devices. They were now on DJ Sith's server, which was thought to have been destroyed. DJ Connected, as Doobie posted a SOS for JAT's and JAK's. A few min later, the JAT's (minus Eclipse and Legolas) joined, and the JAK's, unbeknowest to Doobie or DJ, had been turned to the Ura-khai (by this time, Ulic had fallen to the fake eclipses poisonus sword).

They faced eachother. Sabers at the ready, looking at eachother.

"Charge!" the fake eclipse yelled.
The battle had begun.

<------ END OF CHAPTER ONE!!!!! YAY ------->
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When you become an actor, you become the person, and you dont act anymore. You just are.
- Tyler HP, Taught by Mr G Simpson


Feb 08 2003 08:50am

Lian Del Rey
 - Student
 Lian Del Rey

[NOT IN STORY]
Yes it was

*runs away too*
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slorp

This comment was edited by Lian Del Rey on Feb 08 2003 08:50am.

Feb 08 2003 05:59am

Demon
 - Student
 Demon

[NOT IN STORY]

Man this used to be such a cool thread.

*runs away*
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Quote:
Peace is a lie, there is only passion. Through passion I gain strength. Through strength I gain power. Through power I gain victory. Through victory my chains are broken. The Force will free me.
-The Code of The Sith


Feb 07 2003 11:08pm

Icco
 - Student
 Icco

the star wars episode 1 theme plays in bround
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"this is Icco. Icco is old. Icco is lost. Icco is cool, but Icco doesn't know what the meaning of 'macrophageal sex'." - Vaughn
/Icco


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