| Star Wars : The Jedi Academy - The Novel | |
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Jedi Al Khalaas - Student  |
A Long time ago, In a galaxy far far away.....
The Jedi Academy!!! A Story in numerous parts! In which you decide what happens, and you can star. I cant think of any rules, but post your continouation of the story in response to the last post , keep it real, keep it funny but not too silly. I will kick off the first Chapter....... This post was edited by Jedi Al Khalaas on Jan 10 2003 05:15am. |
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Vaughn - Student 
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ooohhh Ya! _______________ When you become an actor, you become the person, and you dont act anymore. You just are. - Tyler HP, Taught by Mr G Simpson |
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Icco - Student 
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ok guys here it is the first 25 comments edited into 3052 words. have fun guys. o ya the dl screen will be a blank page and the dl thing should pop up.
http://pages.sbcglobal.net/david.welch/JAstory25.doc  _______________ "this is Icco. Icco is old. Icco is lost. Icco is cool, but Icco doesn't know what the meaning of 'macrophageal sex'." - Vaughn /Icco |
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Icco - Student 
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ok the following things happened...
i put the story together and about half way through it made no sense... i got the flu... and a nasal infection thingy... i have hw so with that all in mind ill have it done soon just hold on!!! also i sort of slow and i procrastinate  _______________ "this is Icco. Icco is old. Icco is lost. Icco is cool, but Icco doesn't know what the meaning of 'macrophageal sex'." - Vaughn /Icco |
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Flamori Athena - Student 
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....I think I'll just go write Lian's novel.... _______________ «±» 21st on the Midbie Council, Profile ID: 2027 «±» True wisdom is the knowledge that you know nothing. |
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Vaughn - Student
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Icco, you almost done? _______________ When you become an actor, you become the person, and you dont act anymore. You just are. - Tyler HP, Taught by Mr G Simpson |
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Rampage - Student 
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http://academy.jediknightii.net/forums_detail_page.php?f_id=802 - here you go..a NEW novel thing! |
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Icco - Student
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lol _______________ "this is Icco. Icco is old. Icco is lost. Icco is cool, but Icco doesn't know what the meaning of 'macrophageal sex'." - Vaughn /Icco |
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Rampage - Student
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that TV thingy is sesame street... http://www.sesameworkshop.org/sesamestreet/?scrollerId=bert
EDIT: http://www.sesameworkshop.org/sesamestreet/games/flash.php?contentId=112000 This comment was edited by Rampage on Feb 19 2003 12:53pm. |
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Rampage - Student 
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Then, suddenly, Bert (from that stupid childish TV thingy) came in, and waved his magic flower, and all evil ppl died, and all good ppl that had died got back to life with 100/25 hp.
T H E E N D ! ! ! ! ! ! This comment was edited by Rampage on Feb 19 2003 12:50pm. |
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Icco - Student
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im almost done putting this into a word file _______________ "this is Icco. Icco is old. Icco is lost. Icco is cool, but Icco doesn't know what the meaning of 'macrophageal sex'." - Vaughn /Icco |
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Flamori Athena - Student 
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[Not in story]
Well I'm not going to let this thread die out... [In story] On board the Doomsgiver, Desann watched as the Jedi squadron approached. "My lord!" said the captain of the gunners on the bridge. "There is a rebel squadron approaching. It appears to be motley assemblement of X-wings and B-wings. Permission to open fire?" "Permission denied." growled Desann. "Wait for my signal. Do those Jedi fools know nothing?" he muttered to himself. They were clearly outnumbered. But if the task force had been sucessful...and these were the only Jedi that survived the slaughter...it was possible they were trying to flee the planet, perhaps they were even on a suicide mission of some sort. "Can we shoot now?" asked the imperial, who was promptly ignored. Yes, that was possible. One last battle, for death and glory. Even if they fell, no, he reminded himself, when they fell, they would be remembered as heroes. Certainly what he would have done in their place. "Can we shoot now?" asked the imperial again. If that is what they want, he thought. Then we shall give it to them. "Captain!" he turned to the gunner deck. "Charge the forward turbolaser batteries-" "Already done, sir." interrupted the imperial, and Desann was suddenly struck by his impatient manner. After all, for the imperials, discipline was everything. Must be a heretic of some sort, he thought. But then how did he get on board my ship? I'll worry about that later, he decided. For now.... "Fire at will, captain." he said to the trigger-happy imperial, who responded with an instant flurry of blinding laser detruction. _______________ «±» 21st on the Midbie Council, Profile ID: 2027 «±» True wisdom is the knowledge that you know nothing. |
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Vaughn - Student 
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Lian started a new novel... ICCO!!!! its time to input this one in your computer!!! _______________ When you become an actor, you become the person, and you dont act anymore. You just are. - Tyler HP, Taught by Mr G Simpson |
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Flamori Athena - Student
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[Not in story]
Yes I can...why is no one else writing? _______________ «±» 21st on the Midbie Council, Profile ID: 2027 «±» True wisdom is the knowledge that you know nothing. |
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Lian Del Rey - Student 
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[Not in story]
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey no you can't 
You can't. _______________ slorp This comment was edited by Lian Del Rey on Feb 15 2003 05:14pm. |
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Flamori Athena - Student
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[Not in story]
You've solved it YubYub! I was waiting for someone to use Norton Antivirus.... [In story] In one simulataneous movement, the thirteen remaining X- and B-wings left in the academy took off, and flew off into space. "Enter battle meld!" ordered DJ Sith. "Massadoobie, you be the meld coordinator." "Copy." Massadoobie gave a click over his comlink. [Not in story] Remember the battle meld from the New Jedi Order? [In story] Flamori 1 opened his mind to the force and let it flow through him. All the Jedi around him did the same. He could sense their thoughts, they could sense his. All the emotions welled inside him broke loose like water rushing forth from a dam. The Jedi sook (Is 'sook' a real word? If not, what's the past tense of 'seek'?) support in each, other, reassurance that they would win the day. Within the meld, they found it. Within the meld, there was peace. "Enemy spotted." said Chosen One as they approached the imperial fleet. "Stick together, team." ordered Massadoobie. "Go, go, go." quipped F1. The squadron pulled into tight formation, each flying just centimetres away from the other's wingtips. A single mistake could send the whole squadron into oblivion. But there would be no mistakes. The meld not only strenghened the Jedi individually, it streghened them as a whole. They shared a single mind, moving with a precision unmatched by any other living being in the galaxy. The odds were against them, but they were Jedi. They would not fail. _______________ «±» 21st on the Midbie Council, Profile ID: 2027 «±» True wisdom is the knowledge that you know nothing. |
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YubYub - Student 
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[noy in story] has anyone noticed that the person who started this story has yet to post in it? Just a thought.
Also, whatever happend to Billy, Icco and Fizz who were meant to be stalling the virus? [in story] "Hey, i have an idea" said YubYub "We could build a great big lightsaber, HUGE!! Set it up on the roof, turn it on, wave it around for a bit! Anything it touches would be melted away, like ship hulls?!" "Hmmmm, interesting" mused Massadoobie "Sit down you foolish fool, born from a fool who was friends with a fool from foolsville USA!!" "So, no then?" asked YubYub "No, we don't have enough raw materials left to build anything of that size" chimed in DJ Sith. "It's clear, said F1 "that the key to victory is in defeating the virus, once we do that we can take the fleet into orbit and destroy the imperials!" "But how?" whined YubYub (who was desperate to pee and was hungey to boot, this meeting was lasting forever!) "Wait!" said DJ "Let me go off-line for a second, I'll be back, don't go anywhere!" with a green flash DJ Sith was gone, back to the real world. The jedi waited for a at least a minute before bordom set in. YubYub and Icco wandered off to find an inanimate object to cut into little pieces, massadoobie led the rest of the jedi in a stirring selectin of camp fire songs. Just when they were running out of songs (and YubYub and Icco were running out of objects) DJ popped back in. "Hurrah!!" was the cry "I just found my copy Norton anti-virus, it's instaling now and should be doing a purge soon! As soon as that happens I can virus scan the server and HEY Presto - end of virus!" Horay!! The jedi sat back to wait for the anti virus to kick in. While most of them began to meditate over the coming battle, just one though was going through YubYubs head "I never did get round to getting my ship....." |
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Flamori Athena - Student
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It was not in the story, so I can put you in. And since I don't think you'll be coming back, I can make you do all sorts of crazy things.
 _______________ «±» 21st on the Midbie Council, Profile ID: 2027 «±» True wisdom is the knowledge that you know nothing. |
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Lian Del Rey - Student
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[Not in story]
Again, I ran away, the battle was beaten, so I guess there is a battle all over Yavin4. _______________ slorp |
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Flamori Athena - Student
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[Not in story]
I can't wait for the next update so I'll write it myself...btw, we should really set up a fanfic section...I mean look at all the writers here at the academy! [In story] Jacen Solo felled a Reborn with his emerald green lightsaber, and another instantly rushed in to take his place, his crimson blade swinging into position for a RDFA. Jacen never gave him a chance to complete it. He lunged at the Reborn and pierced his throat. The Reborn choked and fell to the ground, black blood oozing from the wound. Up ahead, Acey Spadey and Huxley were tearing an AT-AT apart piece by piece. One of the hapless AT-AT's front legs fell off, and the AT-AT fell to the ground with a ground-shattering explosion. Acey Spadey leapt out of the way with the agility of a cat (make that a wet disgruntled cat in basin) but Huxley disappeared in a cloud of smoke and flames. "Huxley!" yelled Jacen, fearing the worst. He rushed towards the smoking AT-AT wreck, his eyes watering from the smoke (or was it smoke?) Suddenly a bright light shone, and Jacen's already irritated eyes felt like they were about to pop. The smoke cleared and Huxley appeared in a bubble of light, with his legs folded and his eyes closed. "Huxley," croaked Jacen. Huxley's eyes opened slowly. "Jacen Solo," he acknowledged. "Too old for this fighting buisness I am. Rest I need. Sorry I am." "It is an unfitting end for a Jedi of your status." Jacen managed to say. "One with the Force, I have become." said Huxley. "At least until I respawn." The Jedi (mentor or Master?)faded into nothingness. Acey Spadey came running over, her (I'll just go with blue here, sorry Acey) blue saber burning bright in her hands. "C'mon, Jace. The Reborn are trying to break into the Academy. Fizz and Sared need our help." "Right, let's go." said Jacen, igniting his saber. Back in the council room, "What can do?" asked Lian. "There must be something in the academy that can knock a fleet out of orbit." Most of the Jedi turned to her quizically, but DJ Sith turned to Massadoobie and cleared his throat significantliy. "Oh all right, all right," said Massadoobie, causing the others to look at him instead. "What is it, Massadoobie?" asked Bubu. "A long time ago, when I first founded the academy, I found a crystal infused with the Dark Side in the Grand Audience Chamber. We were afraid of it corrupting the academy, so we hid it in a secret room in the academy." "The room is no longer secret," said YubYub. "I stumbled across it on my way to the bathroom." "And I discovered it last year, during the academy's first battle." said F1. "I was looking for the secret porn library that the rumors tell of." "There is no porn library," scoffed Massadoobie. "Does the whole academy know about the crystal?" "I don't," said Icco, who was promptly ignored. "I discovered it a long time ago," said Lianiotte. "D'oh," said Massadoobie, in typical Duffman fashion. "Oh well, the point is, the crystal probably has enough power to eradicate the entire imperial fleet, and the task force as well. But by doing so we will open ourselves to the dark side, and though personally I would rather die than turn to the dark side, the choice is yours, my students." And so the debate began. The Jedi were split over whether the dark side should be used to protect the academy or not. Some, like Lianiotte, Eclipse, Icco and Flamori 1, argued that the ends would justify the means, and if the Jedi were strong they could resist the darkness. Others, like Massadoobie and the Jedi Council, argued that the dark side was too treacherous for any Jedi to handle, and the others were split somewhere along those lines, bickering over petty things like whether usage of the Force while cleaning the toilets could be consider dark. In the end, Massadoobie called a vote, and the light-siders won by a narrow margin. "So what do we do?" demanded Eclipse. "Sit here and wait until the imperials wash us over with oblivion?" Massadoobie held up his hands. "We have to alert the others, and go hide in the underground tunnels. Maybe we can hold out until the New Republic arrives." "And what if we can't?" Flamori 1's eyes flashed angrily. "How many more Jedi will we lose?" "I would rather have the academy razed and the Jedi exterminated than an army of Sith terrorizing the galaxy." Massadoobie's words stung with a hidden menace that even F1 did not dare oppose. "If there is no more to be said, this meeting is adjourned." _______________ «±» 21st on the Midbie Council, Profile ID: 2027 «±» True wisdom is the knowledge that you know nothing. |
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Flamori Athena - Student
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[Not in story]
Thank you Vaughn. It was my first time.
[In story] "The fleet is being destroyed by the virus! Everyone, fall back!" Bubu screamed, steering his XJ3 clear of the spreading virus. Silver dust was spreading quickly over the battlefield, and tearing away at both the Imperial and Jedi ships. The doomgiver, apparently, had survived the carnage, and was continuing to rain fire on the Jedi Squadron. In the cockpit of his XJ3 Fighter, F1 clenched his teeth. The Jedi were dying, being consumed by the virus. Even as he watched, another B-Wing was enveloped by the silver deathmist. The virus burned the B-Wing's hull off as if it were made of paper, and the fighter's engine exploded. The pilot's death scream was agonizing in the Force. "May the Force be with you for eternity," he whispered, silently mourning the pilots, Imperial and Jedi alike, who had died that day. Over the comlink, he heard Bubu signal the retreat, and pulled his X-Wing back into Yavin's atmosphere. Too many Jedi ended their lives today, he thought as he landed his X-Wing in the academy hangar. Far too many. And whatever it takes, I will make sure no more are lost to the Force. "They are in retreat, my lord." said the imperial commander emotionlessly. "Even they have finally realized that resistance is futile, and that the victory is ours." Desann smacked his palm against his forehead. The commander was as stubborn as ever. Yet he had to admire his positive outlook on things, though it was mainly because of his brainwashing imperial education, which had taught him that "everything happens for the empire, even if something seems to go wrong for the empire, in the end it will be for the greater good of empire, and ultimately the empire will truimph" The empire, the empire, the empire. That was the problem with these imperial loyalists. Fanatics. Thirty-five years after the Battle of Endor, they still refused to accept the fact that the empire was defeated. "Preparing to enter the atmosphere," came Tavion's voice beside him. A feral grin spread across her face. "The end of the academy is nigh." "The imperial fleet will soon be in orbit." Massadoobie stood in the center of the council room. Sitting around the room were DJ Sith, aValon, cHoSeN oNe, Bubu, Yubyub, Flamori 1, Lianiotte/Wingless, Johnny Rico, Eclipse, Shannon and Icco. "When they do arrive they will destroy the academy from the air. We have no air defenses, and because of the virus the fleet is grounded. "In short, we will be sitting duffs for them when they reach orbit. Most of our Jedi are either neutralized or out there fighting the remnants of the imperial task force. "You few are the last Jedi left in the academy that can still fight. We have to destroy the imperial ships, or at least hold them at bay until the New Republic arrives. "That is our current situation. If any of you can think of a solution, you are more than welcome to speak up." He glanced around the room at the Jedi, who stared at each other helplessly. The academy, it seemed, was doomed, and there was nothing they could do but sit and watch as it happened. _______________ «±» 21st on the Midbie Council, Profile ID: 2027 «±» True wisdom is the knowledge that you know nothing. |
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Lian Del Rey - Student 
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Bah.. I'm getting too confused
*runs away like everybody else* _______________ slorp |
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Vaughn - Student
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[not in story] I didnt know that "Ahh, fresh meat" was from a game... F1, that was good (if it was your first time, that was great!)
[in story] Desann looked at Lian (who he had kidnapped). You look confused. I will tell you what happened. Tavion and I were not killed, but rather, hurt, really badly. We gathered the force, and made lightsabers. We escaped that hell hole of a prison you have... "you mean the pit?" "NO! the one you call Glass..." "ah... rats" "yes... now, it is time, to crush your puny academy! Muahahahaha *cough*... I really need advil." suddenly, Desanns ship shook. They all looked out. There, workign together, was the remaining Jedi students (all in their respective fighter ships), and Aeth in his Viral space ship, and Vaughn in his heavily modified, Viral Gundam Mech Falcon. They were teamed up to destroy Desann's ship! "Impossible!" "power out in the 23rd station!" "Damn! Tavion! Prepare my ship!" "Yes master" Tavion got her masters ship ready. Desann flew off into space in his ship. He is shooting down the students! one student got hit, and fell towards the doomgiver. It hit the doomgiver on the brige. It was failing power. "Help... me... somebody!" Lian cried. Lianiotte/Wingless got teleported. Lian was watching the ships from Yavin4. She saw a huge explosion. The doomgiver had exploded! Victory! But wait... there were many more smaller explosions! What? The virus had betrayed the jedi! All hope was lost. What was going to happen? _______________ When you become an actor, you become the person, and you dont act anymore. You just are. - Tyler HP, Taught by Mr G Simpson |
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Icco - Student
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hmmm.. i had a word doc but i got 2 confused trying to make it.... _______________ "this is Icco. Icco is old. Icco is lost. Icco is cool, but Icco doesn't know what the meaning of 'macrophageal sex'." - Vaughn /Icco |
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Lian Del Rey - Student
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[coughcough]
Ah, there are few people who read long posts. OK let's get to the bottom lines of mine: 1) Desann, Galak, and Tavion are dead 2) Half of the Jedi Academy is dead 3) The Jedi beat the Reborn and all that stuff 4) No more ice cream 
5) The Dark Side helped beat the battle 6) Aeth and Vaughn are now infected 7) Vaughn got a quote from Diablo: "Ahh, fresh meat!" _______________ slorp |
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Eclipse DKana - Student 
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while the young Jedi were discussing wich ship to buy, the imperial fleet was above the academy.
Then suddenly 2 Jedi appeared. It were Eclipse and Shannon who were on the Imperial Fleet and escaped in a pod. "DJ!" Eclipse shouted I found a new trainer. DJ replied "Good, are you 2 good pilots?" Yea we are they both replied DJ: here you go all the remaining money of the Jedi Academy. Go buy all the ships you can buy and try to contact the new republic. Right! And so the 2 Jedi left in the escape pod to follow DJ's orders. |
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