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Star Wars : The Jedi Academy - The Novel
Nov 26 2024 03:41am

Jedi Al Khalaas
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Jedi Al Khalaas
A Long time ago, In a galaxy far far away.....

The Jedi Academy!!! A Story in numerous parts! In which you decide what happens, and you can star.

I cant think of any rules, but post your continouation of the story in response to the last post , keep it real, keep it funny but not too silly. I will kick off the first Chapter.......

This post was edited by Jedi Al Khalaas on Jan 10 2003 05:15am.

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Feb 02 2003 05:53am

Bubu
 - Hubbub
 Bubu

yes and then came in mister boop and with one shot of his magical bow, erradicated all evil off the face of the planet and peace was restored...


THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
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make install -not war

Feb 02 2003 05:47am

Dani
 - Ex-Student
 Dani

how many coments. how many opinions! LETS START THE FILM!!!!!!!!!:D
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I've seen a lot
of strange things. But I've never seen
anything to make me believe there's another all-powerful force controlling everything.


Feb 01 2003 09:44pm

Icco
 - Student
 Icco

ok this is star wars not wc3............:D
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"this is Icco. Icco is old. Icco is lost. Icco is cool, but Icco doesn't know what the meaning of 'macrophageal sex'." - Vaughn
/Icco


Feb 01 2003 07:42pm

Lian Del Rey
 - Student
 Lian Del Rey

<Bah>

Suddenly all the Night Elves came by and destroyed the Undead, lead by Shandris, Jaina, etc.

And all the other undead were killed because they saw too many flashy lights and pretty colors from the wisps.
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slorp

Feb 01 2003 02:58pm

Demon
 - Student
 Demon

<lol this is getting sicker by the moment :P>
But then in came mortar teams, steam tanks, footmen, grunts, chimaeras, and following them was who???.............Masadoobie!!!!!! He has find a way to come back and help the jedi. All the troops started whiping the floor with the dragon which lay dead in a matter of seconds. But following the troops came...........THE UNDEAD!!! A mass army of undead Reborns, ghuls, liches, death knights and DEMONS!!!! Yes Demons!!!! Hellhounds, Lord Archimonde, Infernos and much much more. Is this the end of the JA???????
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Quote:
Peace is a lie, there is only passion. Through passion I gain strength. Through strength I gain power. Through power I gain victory. Through victory my chains are broken. The Force will free me.
-The Code of The Sith


Jan 31 2003 06:24pm

Icco
 - Student
 Icco

ok, story wise get everything in here for the sstory by the end of feb. 1 and ill put it together.
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"this is Icco. Icco is old. Icco is lost. Icco is cool, but Icco doesn't know what the meaning of 'macrophageal sex'." - Vaughn
/Icco


Jan 31 2003 05:45pm

Lian Del Rey
 - Student
 Lian Del Rey

Never a conclusion, never! Ha ha!

Neeeeee *falls of a cliff* aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!

:eek:
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slorp

Jan 31 2003 10:48am

SaltyDJ
 - Ex-Student
 SaltyDJ

lol, thnx bubu :P

btw, lian, that post of mine was supposed to be the conclusion, lol, oh well n/m...

;)

Jan 31 2003 09:34am

Lian Del Rey
 - Student
 Lian Del Rey

Then Bubu jumped back onto the plank, ran into the pit room with a normal lightsaber, deactivated his lightsaber, kissed the big bad dragon, who started melting.
"I'm melting I'm melting!"
Then everything started to turn....
pink.
Then everybody was standing away from Bubu. Talk about bad breath. The End.

(just kidding :D)
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slorp

Jan 31 2003 04:54am

Bubu
 - Hubbub
 Bubu

lol salty.. i like your posts.. hehe

as for lian, well.. you killed me, and destroyed my computer.. so forget about it! :D
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Jan 30 2003 08:34pm

Lian Del Rey
 - Student
 Lian Del Rey

Lianiotte (the real one, not evil) notices Bubu, thinking that Bubu is the cause to Rampage's disappearance.

She activates her lightsaber, and charges towards Bubu, who, already noticed Lianiotte. He turned.

There were many DFAs, lunges, let alone saber locks.

About seven minutes later, Bubu swung his lightsaber at Lianiotte's feet, and she jumped up to do a medium DFA. Bubu jumped back, ran towards Lianiotte, and there was another saber lock.

The matrix floor broke open, to reveal a fiery pit. The saber lock continued.

A green dragon's hand grabbed Bubu's arm, and pulled him into the pit.

*******AT KANSAS*******

Bubu got mad, and was reaching for his fire button, when his computer exploded.

Bubu was hanging onto the plank in the pit room.


******MEANWHILE******
The huge green dragon's head came out of the pit. It filled half of the Matrix.

The whole academy (even Yavin4) started breaking apart, which might soon become a fire planet if quick action isn't taken.

The dragon bit/gripped Lianiotte with its teeth, and slammed Lianiotte onto the ground.

A few Jedi ran up to Lianiotte, who them became victims to the dragon.

Last words were coming from Lianiotte.
"I don't fear death... do you?"
Some more Jedi were about to run towards Lianiotte, but then the Matrix became even more fiery. Room was running out. The two planks have already fallen down.

Then Morpheus pulled the plug on the dragon.
(Just kidding. Who did I get that from?)

Lianiotte's body fallen into the pit, with three more Jedi. The dragon has come up to its chest.

Barely anybody noticed part of the roof. (WTF is up with this roof stuff?!)

The sky was bloody red. More and more pits were growing on Yavin4.

It's going to take twice the size of the active users in the Jedi Academy to destroy this beast. Even empowered.
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slorp

Jan 30 2003 08:21pm

Lian Del Rey
 - Student
 Lian Del Rey

<Not in story>

The Balrog is from Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring

P.S.
What happens in the pit room?
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slorp

Jan 30 2003 10:49am

SaltyDJ
 - Ex-Student
 SaltyDJ

Salty comes to, hearing a huge confontation in the matrix room: he gets to his feet and speeds towards the battle.

Several Journeymen and Knights have already fallen, both to reborn and sith, and to Sith Lord Balrog himself, now armed with two destroyers; it seems that none can touch him.
With simple flicks of his sabers, the beast slices through Jedi, it seems as though the battle is lost.
Salty comes through the door to see the destruction of the Jedi in progress, he looks up at the Balrog, gulps, and decides to hack his way through the reborn instead...

---------------------Meanwhile In Kansas-----------------

Bubu awakens

"OMFG" he says
"I must have fallen asleep"
Bubu, who up till then had not slept for a day and a half quickly logs onto the Academy server and logs in as a JAT...

-------------------Back at the Academy----------------

While Salty and the other Jedi are wiping the floor with countless reborn, the Balrog is still unscratched, is there no hope? It defies belief, but there IS hope.
Just as the Balrog melts another JAK, a message comes in front of everyone's eyes

BUBU JOINED THE BATTLE

This is quickly followed by

BUBU HAS BECOME ALLPOWERFULL

Now Bubu rushes into the room, saber at the ready, he jumps over 6 reborn, taking them all down. These were the last of the reborn: and now the Jedi turn towards the rampaging monster.
"This is impossible" Thinks Ulic
But Bubu has hacked the server, and he takes no heed in provoking the following message

THE DESTROYER COMETH

But there is something strange about this, it's spamming, as the lag subsides, all the jedi look down at their hands to see a double bladed saber in each of them!!

Within 10 minutes the Balrog falls, not dead but incredibly weak. Rampage goes in for the kill with an RDFA to the neck, but just before he reaches it, the Balrog is disconnected, taking Rampage with it!

"LAMER!!!!"
Shout the Jedi, but there's nothing that can be done.

What is next in store for the JA?...............

Jan 29 2003 10:50pm

Lian Del Rey
 - Student
 Lian Del Rey

<Not in story>

What happened in the pit room?
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slorp

Jan 29 2003 05:58pm

Icco
 - Student
 Icco

if you guys come up with an ending i would be glad to put this into a word file or something and publish it on the site.... (ill fix gramaticle errors too)
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"this is Icco. Icco is old. Icco is lost. Icco is cool, but Icco doesn't know what the meaning of 'macrophageal sex'." - Vaughn
/Icco


Jan 28 2003 04:29am

Demon
 - Student
 Demon

<Not in story>
Whatever did happen to buzz vader's boss, Demon??
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Quote:
Peace is a lie, there is only passion. Through passion I gain strength. Through strength I gain power. Through power I gain victory. Through victory my chains are broken. The Force will free me.
-The Code of The Sith


Jan 26 2003 04:27pm

Jedi Al Khalaas
 - Student
 Jedi Al Khalaas

I am tied up with fighting viruses at work , please continue the novel!!

Firefreeze , be my guest!!!:cool:

Jan 26 2003 08:37am

FireFreeze
 - Ex-Student

Can I come in like a dork and do something dorky?? PWEEEZE!;)

Jan 24 2003 10:34pm

Vaughn
 - Student
 Vaughn

ok, ill stop it and put chapter marks at crucial points!:D
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When you become an actor, you become the person, and you dont act anymore. You just are.
- Tyler HP, Taught by Mr G Simpson


Jan 24 2003 03:18pm

Trad Redav
 - Student
 Trad Redav

y'know, we never did chapter marks? this is still chapter 1 :)
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Well then. Just so you know, just because I don't post often doesn't mean I don't lurk this place multiple times every day...

Jan 24 2003 12:29pm

Sniya
 - Student
 Sniya

Im waiting kalass:D
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The real question is not whether machines think but whether men do.
Bertrand Russell
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Jan 23 2003 08:26pm

Vaughn
 - Student
 Vaughn

DONT FORGET THE BALROG!

I feel like i should, or could compile it together and all. Itll be difficult, but when im done, ill tell you guys.
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When you become an actor, you become the person, and you dont act anymore. You just are.
- Tyler HP, Taught by Mr G Simpson


Jan 23 2003 04:35pm

Bubu
 - Hubbub
 Bubu

weeeeeeeee i cannot wait!! :D
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Jan 23 2003 08:51am

Jedi Al Khalaas
 - Student
 Jedi Al Khalaas

The final chapter of the Academy novel will replace this post later today.

Dont hold your breath, it will involve , me , Ulic Belouve, Bubu, Zero, Acidic and a pair of lusty wenches from the dark side.....oh I might throw Saddam Hussein and Prez bush in as well.

Dont change the channell!!!!!!!!!!
:eek:

Jan 23 2003 04:58am

Eclipse DKana
 - Student
 Eclipse DKana

The Adventures of the Academy hehehe

This comment was edited by Eclipse DKana on Jan 23 2003 09:59am.

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