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Greatest Movie Quotes....................EVER!
Jun 06 2003 01:18am

Virtue
 - Jedi Council
Virtue
Okay guys, now comes the post where you state your favourite/funnyest/pwn4g3 movie quotes of all time.
Anything will do, from any movie.

Mine would have to be: -

"Aim for the Flat-Top!!!" - Ghostbusters. (IMHO one of the funniest lines in a film of that period)

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"You don't know who you are F*&^ING WITH!!!" - Blade II (Kinda cheesy, but the way he said it just rocked)

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"Let me guess, we're heading for a waterfall, right?"

"Uh-Huh"

"Very long drop?"

"Yep."

"Sharp, pointy rocks at the bottom?"

"Probably."

"............bring it on."

- The Emperors New Groove (I know, I know, but that film had LOADS of funny ass quotes in it, that one had me in fits)

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"Boring conversation anyway." - Han Solo, Star Wars IV (You know that line just roxxored, LOL)

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"My name.....................is NEO!" - The Matrix (Again, kinda cheesy, but you gotta love the timing and execution of that line)

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"Who is your Daddy? And what does he do?" - Kindergarten Cop. (Not funny if you have just seen the movie, but to those of you who have seen Weird Al's Prank Arnie Calls, you can't watch that scene without busting a gut)

Ok, now your turn. :D

- Virtmeister.
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Poll
How should I wear my hair on Saturday Night?

vote results
Slickly Gelled back, lookin cool like. Slickly Gelled back, lookin cool like. [5 votes] [9%]
Wavy and loose. Wavy and loose. [5 votes] [9%]
Shave it all off!!! Shave it all off!!! [15 votes] [28%]
Center Parting and Spandex Pants. Center Parting and Spandex Pants. [4 votes] [8%]
GROW A MULLET!!! GROW A MULLET!!! [24 votes] [45%]

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Dec 21 2003 02:32am

Apologetic
 - Student
 Apologetic

Lord give me a sign about the future*Looks up and a sign says "Caution ahead"* Anything give me a sign* A huge truck pulls in front of him that carrys signs saying"Wrong way,Caution,ect."-Bruce almighty
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Dec 21 2003 02:01am

Ash
 - Eats Babies
 Ash

Shannon....i love you...

*cries*
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Dec 21 2003 01:36am

Shannon -SC-
 - Student
 Shannon -SC-

Evil Dead 2:
Ash: [talking to mirror] I'm fine... I'm fine...
[Mirror Ash jumps out of the mirror and grabs Ash.]
Mirror Ash: I don't think so. We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound "fine"?

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[Upon gaining the chain saw in place of his lost right hand]
Ash: Groovy.

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Demon: I'll swallow your soul!! I'll swallow your soul!!
[Ash points his shotgun at the Demon's head]
Ash: Swallow this!

Army of Darkness:
Ash: [to the Witch] Yo, she-bitch! Let's go!

Ash: [to bad Ash's head in grave] Hey, what's that you got on your face? [shovels dirt on his head]

Ash: Hail to the king, baby.

Ash: Come get some!

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Dec 20 2003 10:17pm

JavaGuy
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 JavaGuy

"Lord, if you don't want me to do this, give me a sign. [The Earth trembles, pictures fall off the walls.] Any sign at all!" --Orgasmo


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Dec 20 2003 09:51pm

Apologetic
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 Apologetic

"Hey Guys Lighten up i mean look! we got front row seats to the end of the earth!"-Armagedon
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Dec 20 2003 09:37pm

D@RtHM@UL
 - Student
 D@RtHM@UL

OMG, They killed Kenny !!!!

Dec 20 2003 08:03pm

Battlin' Billy
 - Student
 Battlin' Billy

Stan Gable: "What are you looking at, NERD?!?!?"

Booger(waving and smiling): "I thought I was looking at my mother's old douche-bag, but that's in Ohio"

-Revenge of the Nerds

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Dec 19 2003 11:02pm

Monteeeeeee
 - Nugget
 Monteeeeeee

Snatch is by far the best english movie eva made :D mwahahha
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Dec 17 2003 08:24am

Roan Belouve
 - Retired
 Roan Belouve

Sorry it's along one, 2nd part of the Intro from "The Big Lebowski"

"They call Los Angeles the City of Angels. I didn't find it to be that exactly, but I'll allow as there are some nice folks there. 'Course, I can't say I seen London, and I never been to France, and I ain't never seen no queen in her damn undies as the fella says. But I'll tell you what, after seeing Los Angeles and thisahere story I'm about to unfold--
wal, I guess I seen somethin' ever' bit as stupefyin' as ya'd see in any a those other places, and in English too, so I can die with a smile on my face without feelin' like the good Lord gypped me."

With a start like that it had to be a great film

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Dec 17 2003 06:28am

Bubu
 - Hubbub
 Bubu

dose his name is Avi, not Harry :P

and your sig is from Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels... good quote :D
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Dec 17 2003 03:10am

dose
 - Ex-Student
 dose

From Snatch:

Harry : "Why do they call him the bullet dodger?"
Bullet Tooth Tony: "Because he dodges bullets, Harry"

Don't forget my sig.
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Dec 17 2003 03:02am

Apologetic
 - Student
 Apologetic

Commander Taggart: Never give up, never surrender.

-Galixy quest
Commander Taggart: It's a rock, it doesn't have any vulnerable spots.
-Galixy quest

click me to listen to it*



Julianne Moore as Dr. Sarah Harding: I've worked around predators since I was 20 years old, lions, jackels, hyenas, You.
-The Lost World Jurassic Park






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This comment was edited by Apologetic on Dec 17 2003 03:06am.

Dec 17 2003 02:02am

Squibit
 - Student
 Squibit

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm lemme see,

"A knight is sworn to valour,
His heart knows only virtue,
His blade defends the helpless,
His might up holds the weak,
his words speak only truth,
His wrath undoes the Wicked!"

-- The Old code
-- Dragon heart,

"blue flower red thorns, blue flower red throns. This would be so much easier if I wern't COLOUR BLIND!"

-- Talking donkey to self
-- Shrek

"Count Dooku!"

-- Yoda to (funnily enough) Count dooku
-- SW attack of the clones

(Don't know if anyone else thought it was good ehn yoda said that but i still think it is great, Yoda walks in and dooku goes "m-ah-ster yoda !" as if he is making fun of him and preparing for a long session of polite diplomacy, then yod says that sound all hard and stuff, its great i tell you !)

"Remember i have PHENOMINAL COSMIC POWERS!, ok then , semi phenominal"

-- The geni (hmm there should be another letter in Geni somehwere)to alladin i think
-- Alladin 2

"Loook HARDER"

-- Raphiki (spelling)to Simba
-- The lion king

(always use that on mum when she complains that she can't find somthing)

"In place of a DARK LORD YOU WOULD HAVE A QUEEN! NOT DARK BUT WONDERFUL AND BUETIFUL IN THE LIGHT,
AS TERRIBLE AS TEH DAWN, TRETCHEROUS AS THE SEAS
STRONGER THAN THE FOUNDATIONS OF THE EARTH!"

-- Galadriel to Frodo
-- LotR Fellow ship of the ring

"You don't have any friends"

-- Golumn to self (this is the key hes talking to himself)
-- LotR The two towers

(its the way he says it)

"Ok then South it is, I always like going south somehow it feel like going down hill"

-- Treebeard / Fanghorn to merry / Pippin
-- LotR the two towers


"Well that doesn't make much sense to me... But then you are very small,"

-- Treebeard / Fanghorn to merry / Pippin
-- LotR the two towers

"Acctually, its about the same size"

-- Bowin to Brother (doh forgot his name, you know the preist)
-- Dragon heart

"hmmmm, hmmm hmmm"

-- Banished Skeksi on many occatioon
-- The dark crystal

"ok, nooo problem, clear my mind... clear my mind"

-- Neo to self
-- Matrix 1

"Morpheus is fightin neo !"

-- Mouce to the crew
-- Matrix 1 (the way the jump up to watch is cool, its like some one says "EP3 is being shown on TV";)

"Boolay boolay boolay"

-- Gonzo to (pirate i thing)
-- Mupets treasure island

"Take green flippy bulgie eyed one away, others stay, Chop chop"

-- Spah-Ahm - Hight preist of the boars to captives
-- Mupets treasure island

"He said go faster"

-- Mummy rat to daddy rat
-- Mupets treasure island

(just after the kid has been yelling , i'm getting tired, im GETTING TIRED!)

"With us as your guides no harm can befall you!"
-- Rizzo and other pixy to Willow and co
-- Willow

"Are you suggesting we go home ?... Nah this is more fun!"
-- pixis to each other
-- Willow

"EYE, EYE EYE EYE EYE EYE EYE EYE EYE EYE EYE YAI YAI I I I"
-- Some wierd alien to David
-- Flight of the navigator

"I'm sorry, I missed it"

-- Forgoten who to Egon
-- Ghost busters 2

"The frost, sometimes it makes the blade stick"

-- Maximum to a soldier about to attack him
-- Gladiator

(I like this as it is a great subtle way of reminding the audience that although maximus is a superior fighter he is experienced in warfare also)

" Midden line, Fos taril feary"

--Elrond to Elves
-- LotR Fellowship of the ring

(ok so i don't know elvish :P that should be what he says to give the order to fire in the introduction)

"One of YOU must do this"

-- Elrond to people at meeting
-- LotR fellowship of the ring

(Yes this was mentioned on a DVD and i coppied it , but, why don't you do it mate ?)

[Yoda to Luke speach in EP 5]
[Emporor to Luke speach in EP6]

OK thats it for now,
If i think of more ill let you know :)

Allot of those you need to understand the context of to understand, Some may not be quoted entirly accuratly, :)
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Dec 17 2003 12:02am

Battlin' Billy
 - Student
 Battlin' Billy

"Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!"
- Blazing Saddles

"Badgers? We don't need no stinkin' badgers!"
- UHF

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Dec 16 2003 11:47pm

JavaGuy
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 JavaGuy

"'Scuse me while I whip this out!" [reaches into his pants; women in crowd scream] --Blazing Saddles


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Dec 16 2003 03:58pm

Bail Hope of Belouve
 - Student
 Bail Hope of Belouve

*sees Lord Farquad's huge castle*

Shrek: You think maybe he's compensating for something?

:D
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Dec 14 2003 06:02pm

JavaGuy
 - Student
 JavaGuy

"A man looks into the abyss, and there's nothing looking back at him. In that moment he finds his character, and _that_ is what keeps him out of the abyss." --Wall Street

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Dec 14 2003 01:20pm

D@RtHM@UL
 - Student
 D@RtHM@UL

My sig :D

Dec 14 2003 01:12pm

Thomasooo
 - Student
 Thomasooo

"Come on, punk! Make my day!" Dirty Harry! :D

And of course, Rush Hour 2, when Carter rips that Triad's towel off his hips:

"No wonder you're mad!" :D


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Dec 14 2003 01:03pm

Stimpski
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 Stimpski

[as King Arthur walks by]
Peasant: Who the hell is that?
Gravedigger: Must be a king.
Peasant: How can you tell?
Peasant: He hasn't got s#!t all over him.
- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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Dec 14 2003 05:17am

Lackeh- Retired
 - Student
 Lackeh- Retired

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Dec 14 2003 05:17am

Apologetic
 - Student
 Apologetic

Harry: The United States government just asked us to save the world. Anybody wanna say no?-Armagedon

http://www.funwavs.com/movie/sounds/armageddon/?page=2

to hear it


Steve Buscemi as Rockhound: Look, you wanna compare brain pans? I won the Westinghouse prize when I was 12, big deal. Published at 19, so what. I got a double doctorate from M.I.T. at 22, chemistry and geology. I taught at Princeton for two and a half years. Why do I do this? Because the money's good, the scenery changes, and they let me use explosives, OK?-Armegedon

to hear it:
http://www.funwavs.com/movie/sounds/armageddon/?page=4
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This comment was edited by Apologetic on Dec 14 2003 05:21am.

Dec 13 2003 10:12am

Claudite
 - Ex-Student

"Nice hat"- Jack Sparrow

"R-toooooo, let him have it"- Luke Skywalker http://www.starwarsspoofs.com/r2.html


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This comment was edited by Claudite on Dec 13 2003 10:31am.

Dec 13 2003 07:08am

Apologetic
 - Student
 Apologetic

I just couldnt resist.-CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow
Pirates of the Carrebian(sp)
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Dec 13 2003 05:15am

Bubu
 - Hubbub
 Bubu

- You know what they put on french fries in Holland instead of ketchup?
- What?
- Mayonnaise.
- Goddamn!
- I seen 'em do it man. They f***ing drown 'em in this sh*t!
- Yuuuuck...

And to complete JavaGuy's quote:

[Jules pulls Pumpkin in and sticks a gun to his neck]
[Yolanda points her gun at Jules, screaming like crazy]
Yolanda: Let go off him!! I'm gonna kill you!! You gonna die!!! [etc...]
Jules: Tell that b*tch to be cool! Say "B*tch, be cool!!!"
Pumpkin: Be cool honey bunny!
[Keeps screaming]
Jules: Say "B*tch, be cool!!!"
Pumpkin: Be cool!
[Still screaming]
Jules: Tell that f***ing b*tch to chill!!
Pumpkin: Be cool honey bunny!
[Screams on]
Jules: Chill that f***ing b*tch out!!
Pumpkin: Just chill out honey bunny!
[Still screaming but not as loud]
Jules: CHILL!!!
Pumpkin: Just chill out honey bunny!
[Stops screaming]
Jules: Alright now tell her its gonna be alright.
Pumpkin: Its gonna be alright honey bunny!
Jules: Promise her!
Pumpkin: I promise!
Jules: Tell her to chill!!
Pumpkin: Just chill out honey bunny...
Jules: Alright now tell me her name.
Pumpkin: Yolanda.
Jules: Alright now, Yolanda! we're not gonna do anything stupid are we?
Yolanda: Don't you hurt him!
Jules: Nobody's gonna hurt anybody! We're all gonna be like three little Fonzies here. And what's Fonzie like?
Yolanda: ...
Jules: Come on Yolanda what's Fonzie like??
Yolanda: He's cool...
Jules: What??
Yolanda: Cool....
Jules: Correctamundo! And that's what we're gonna be. We're gonna be cool...


LOL :D Pulp Fiction rules!!
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This comment was edited by Bubu on Dec 13 2003 10:48am.

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