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Greatest Movie Quotes....................EVER!
Jun 06 2003 01:18am

Virtue
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Virtue
Okay guys, now comes the post where you state your favourite/funnyest/pwn4g3 movie quotes of all time.
Anything will do, from any movie.

Mine would have to be: -

"Aim for the Flat-Top!!!" - Ghostbusters. (IMHO one of the funniest lines in a film of that period)

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"You don't know who you are F*&^ING WITH!!!" - Blade II (Kinda cheesy, but the way he said it just rocked)

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"Let me guess, we're heading for a waterfall, right?"

"Uh-Huh"

"Very long drop?"

"Yep."

"Sharp, pointy rocks at the bottom?"

"Probably."

"............bring it on."

- The Emperors New Groove (I know, I know, but that film had LOADS of funny ass quotes in it, that one had me in fits)

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"Boring conversation anyway." - Han Solo, Star Wars IV (You know that line just roxxored, LOL)

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"My name.....................is NEO!" - The Matrix (Again, kinda cheesy, but you gotta love the timing and execution of that line)

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"Who is your Daddy? And what does he do?" - Kindergarten Cop. (Not funny if you have just seen the movie, but to those of you who have seen Weird Al's Prank Arnie Calls, you can't watch that scene without busting a gut)

Ok, now your turn. :D

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Poll
How should I wear my hair on Saturday Night?

vote results
Slickly Gelled back, lookin cool like. Slickly Gelled back, lookin cool like. [5 votes] [9%]
Wavy and loose. Wavy and loose. [5 votes] [9%]
Shave it all off!!! Shave it all off!!! [15 votes] [28%]
Center Parting and Spandex Pants. Center Parting and Spandex Pants. [4 votes] [8%]
GROW A MULLET!!! GROW A MULLET!!! [24 votes] [45%]

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Dec 13 2003 05:01am

Lackeh- Retired
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 Lackeh- Retired

Good; Bad; I'm the guy with the gun. - Ash Army of Darkness.

I'll rip out your optics. - Galvatron Transformers The Movie

NO ONE CAN DEFEAT THE PENIS!!! - Xander Harris Buffy The Vampire Slayer(I know it's TV, But still)
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Dec 13 2003 02:59am

JavaGuy
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 JavaGuy

"We can't have a toga party. We're on double-secret probation, whatever that is." --Animal House

"If history teaches us anything, it's that you can kill anyone." --One of the Godfather movies, I forget which

"I've worked in the food services industry before."
"Sure, in 1972."
--American Beauty


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Dec 13 2003 12:47am

SS/ph00d
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 SS/ph00d

"I am buttertoast" Ed from Ed, Edd, and Eddy (cartoon show :) )


"I have a bad feeling about this" I think Han solo not sure lol


"Aw it's hideous!!"
"Well that's not nice, he's just a donkey" LMAO Shrek is friggen pwnage man
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Dec 12 2003 05:59pm

Monteeeeeee
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 Monteeeeeee

Taken from Rambo 3

Asian Guy - Whats this?

Rambo - Its a blue light

Asian Guy - Whats it do?

Rambo - It turns blue

:D love that quote :D
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Dec 12 2003 05:48pm

Battlin' Billy
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 Battlin' Billy

Teacher: OK, who can tell me, who first thought of the idea of asexual reproduction?

David Lightman: Your wife?

- Wargames

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Dec 12 2003 04:38pm

Bail Hope of Belouve
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 Bail Hope of Belouve

Orpheus: I believe you could be the one
*Women walks in*
Women: What the hell are you doing?!
Orpheus: Please, I'm prophesizing (sp?)
Women: I'm prophesizing my foot half way up your...!!
-- Scary Movie 3
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Dec 12 2003 06:18am

Trekked
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 Trekked

there it is!




Where?



THERE!


what behind the rabbit?


It IS the rabbit.


*pause*


YOU SILLY SOD! you got us all worked up!




that's no ordinary rabbit, that's the most foul Cruel little rodant you ever set eyes on!





No Kipt! i soiled my armor i was so scared!



look that thing has teeth a mile wide it's a KILLER!



get stuffed.



It'll do YOU a treat mate!



What'll do nibble on your BUM?!



Look he teeth are- he can leap about- LOOK AT THE BONES!



Boris go chop it's head off.


RIGHT, silly little bleeder, one rabbit stew comming RIGHT UP!



(sqeekie sounds)


ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRG!



(All Knights duck and stare)

JC!


i warned you


i did it again (he wet his armor again)


i warned you but did you listen to me OHHH NOO, it's just a harmless little BUNNEY! well it's alway's the same


O SHUT UP!

nobody listens...


Allright men, CHAAAAAAAAAARGE!


(squeekie sounds from rabbit, men dying)

RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY! RUNAWAY!



HAW HAW HAW! HAHAHAHAHAHA!




From: Monty Python and the Holy Grail



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Dec 12 2003 02:17am

Axion
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 Axion

Ohana- Ohana means family, family means no one gets left behind or forgotten. - Lilo & Stich
Corny eh? :P
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Dec 12 2003 02:10am

Apologetic
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 Apologetic

In the imortal words of Sared!

Bump!-Sared
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This comment was edited by Apologetic on Dec 12 2003 02:11am.

Dec 11 2003 02:50am

Vaughn
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 Vaughn

"Damn... you know he aint gonna be in rush hour 3"
--Chris tucker in an outtake

"Normally, i dont hit women... so i'm gonna pretend your a man... a man with a fine body who i would like to go out with..."
-tucker, Rush Hour 2

"Three Rings for the Elven-Kings under the sky; Seven for the Dwarf-Lords in their Halls of stone; Nine for mortal Men doomed to die; One for the Dark Lord on his Dark Throne; In the land of Mordor where the shadows lie; One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them; One ring to bring them all and in the Darkness bind them; In the land of Mordor where the shadows lie"
-ring poem, Thanks Maeglin Plantir
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This comment was edited by Vaughn on Dec 11 2003 02:53am.

Dec 11 2003 02:28am

Vaughn
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 Vaughn

"we've lost Georgeous George"
"its not as if hes a set of f*****g car keys now is he? I mena hes not Incon-f*****g-spickuous!"

-Snatch

"you should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity"
-Tony

"Do you knwo what nemesis means?... a righteous infliction of retrubution, manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by a 'orrible cunt... Me"
Bricktop

"comeon then, before Zee Germans get here"
-Turkish

"anything to declare?"
"yeah...dont go to england"
-Avi

"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius. Commander of the armies of the north. Captain of the Pheonix Legions. Loyal servant to the True Emperor, Marcus Arailius. Father, to a murdered son, Husband to a murdered wife, and I will have my vengance, in this life or the next"
-Gladiator

"now all hes got to do, is stay down.... *thwack* Now, we are f@#*ed"

"whats in the car?"
"seats and a steering wheel"

"it is a far far better thing that i do, than i have ever done... it is a far far better rest that i go to, that i have ever known"
-Sydney Carton, Tale of Two Cities

"it is greek to me"
-shakespeare ;)

"Either thou, or I, or both shall go with him!"
-Romeo

"in the words of the Virgin Mary... Come again?"
-BrickTop

"The only way to redeem for killing, is to accept your own death. But the fallen person cannot do that. This is why those who are left behind must carry it out! This is Jinchuu! feel the regret of stepping over peoples lives... and TAKING MY SISTERS HAPPINESS!!!"
-Enishi as the nerves of insanity take him
--RK Seisouhen
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Dec 10 2003 05:55pm

Demon
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 Demon

(A quote from a Polish comedy)

-Hey boys, how's it going in the big, wide world?
-Why, don't you read newspapers?
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Dec 09 2003 11:03pm

Apologetic
 - Student
 Apologetic

(Was said on LIVE NEWS in this movie)
"Hey there first of all i would like to thank Even Back stabber erm bast**d ah baxter...for his success in achor.Its amazing what happens when someone gets chances that should have been mine.(Turns to an old lady)So why did you throw the blue heart over the Titanic?(Old lady is silent)Why did you leave Leo De Caprio to drown while you were Floating on a door!(Turns to a fat guy)So why do you think I didnt get the anchor job?Are my teeth not white enough? Is it my Hair?!(If anyone can fill up the rest of the stuff he said copy and add it here.)
Now back to you...F***ers"-Bruce Almighty
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Dec 09 2003 10:47pm

Mitch
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 Mitch

Here are mine

"Littering and...Littering and...Littering and smokin' the reefer!" - Super Troopers

"For 20 bucks I'll call the guy a chicken F*cker!"
- Super Troopers

"I'm a cop you idiot!" - Arnold

"Whose your daddy and what does he do?" - Arnold

"She fell off the I almost sucked your d*ck tree and hit every branch on the way down" - Varsity Blues

"Them are some nice mount me hats you got"
"Mount me?"
"Well not right away maybe after a few drinks"
-Varsity Blues

"Are you a pothead focker?" - Meet the Parents

:D
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This comment was edited by Mitch on Dec 09 2003 10:48pm.

Dec 09 2003 10:15pm

Dicemaster
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 Dicemaster

Dunno if this has been quoted yet
but
Halfbaked
"*points to person* F*ck you, *nother person* F*ck you, *old grandma* your cool *grandma gives thumbsup* *nother person* and f*ck you i'm out"
i love that movie
also another quote
"You know whats great? lookin at the back of a twenty dollar bill, you know whats even better? lookin at the back of a twenty on weeeeed, man you ever done that? LOOK AT THE BUSHES SOMEONES THERE Does he gotta gun, I dunno man i dunno" RED TEAM GO RED TEAM GO!"
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Dec 09 2003 10:13pm

Stimpski
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 Stimpski

"It's just a flesh wound." Monty Python and the Holy Grail :D
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Dec 09 2003 09:59pm

Lord Jaws
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 Lord Jaws

A lot in Men in Tights:

[Blinkin, the blind man, is up in a perch looking out for strangers.]
Robin Hood: Blinkin! What are you doing?
Blinkin: Guessing. I guess no one's coming

Robin Hood: My goldfish Goldie?
Blinkin: Eaten by the cat.
Robin Hood: My cat?
Blinkin: Choked on the goldfish

Nurse: Mr. Bond, I need a urine sample. If you could fill this beaker for me?
James Bond: From here?

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Dec 09 2003 08:56pm

Mookie
 - Ex-Student
 Mookie

"Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration?"

Samuel L. Jackson at his most badass ever in Pulp Fiction.

Dec 09 2003 08:55pm

Axion
 - Student
 Axion

lol "maybe god gave him the wrong coordinates" *he sez that while swinging his arms* - Bruce Almighty again
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Dec 09 2003 08:51pm

SedNox
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 SedNox

yeah that was awesome!!:D
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Dec 09 2003 08:22pm

Apologetic
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 Apologetic

Ax got the funniest movie


"You like jazz?"
"Yea"
"Well let me play some for ya"
*acts like be plays a trumpet and holds a note flicking him off*-Bruce Almighty

You had to see it:P
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Dec 09 2003 07:53pm

Axion
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 Axion

SMITE ME ALL MITEY SMITER!! - Bruce Almighty :P
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Dec 09 2003 07:43pm

Bail Hope of Belouve
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 Bail Hope of Belouve

I like this:

" It's 'Who's your daddy?,
Not who's your father!!!"

hehe, it comes for a serie, but I can't remember the name...:)
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Dec 09 2003 07:14pm

Cloaked Thunder
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 Cloaked Thunder

omg spaceballs is awesome!
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Dec 09 2003 07:02pm

SedNox
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 SedNox

or "yippykajee, motherf*cker!":D
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