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Virtue - Jedi Council  |
Okay guys, now comes the post where you state your favourite/funnyest/pwn4g3 movie quotes of all time. Anything will do, from any movie. Mine would have to be: - "Aim for the Flat-Top!!!" - Ghostbusters. (IMHO one of the funniest lines in a film of that period) ------------------------------------------------- "You don't know who you are F*&^ING WITH!!!" - Blade II (Kinda cheesy, but the way he said it just rocked) ------------------------------------------------ "Let me guess, we're heading for a waterfall, right?" "Uh-Huh" "Very long drop?" "Yep." "Sharp, pointy rocks at the bottom?" "Probably." "............bring it on." - The Emperors New Groove (I know, I know, but that film had LOADS of funny ass quotes in it, that one had me in fits) ------------------------------------------------- "Boring conversation anyway." - Han Solo, Star Wars IV (You know that line just roxxored, LOL) ------------------------------------------------- "My name.....................is NEO!" - The Matrix (Again, kinda cheesy, but you gotta love the timing and execution of that line) ------------------------------------------------- "Who is your Daddy? And what does he do?" - Kindergarten Cop. (Not funny if you have just seen the movie, but to those of you who have seen Weird Al's Prank Arnie Calls, you can't watch that scene without busting a gut) Ok, now your turn.  - Virtmeister. _______________ Academy Architect |
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SedNox - Student 
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NI!!!-monty python!! _______________ -Evil Clown- "We interrupt this program to increase dramatic tension." Echuu's 1200th comment, D@RtH N00B's 10850th comment, Redeye's 100th and 150th comment. |
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Marcel Mandarijn - Student 
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"let's rock this joint!!" - The Mask  |
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A'Sharad Hett - Student 
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"You gonna do somethin or just stand there 'n' bleed?" - Tombstone _______________ Viking in training. Ray: Good evening... as a duly appointed representative of the city, county and state of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place or origin, or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension. Venkman: That oughta do it. Thanks very much, Ray. |
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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"...and you have a dickfer on your shoulder." "What's a dickfer?" "To pee out of, silly!" -Spies Like Us _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Claudite - Ex-Student |
"My name is Poggy, and I live in a tree"- Forgot "I am your father's mother's sister's nephew's auntie's brother's former roommate!" "What does that make us?" "Absolutely nothing, and that's what your gonna be when I'm done!"- Spaceballs _______________ Yeah, so I have a lot of eggs.- Strong Bad |
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Moridin - Student 
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"Surely you can't be serious." "I am serious, and don't call me Shirley." -Airplane _______________ Bros. with Janus, Leif, Motrec, Aiden, 3th, Zertz, Kenyon, and Vladarion. b00m! Banana Brother to Garos |
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Bubu - Hubbub 
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yep, vaughn nailed it. "You can call me Susan if it makes you happy" is one of my favorites. i use it a lot how about this: "You take the red pill, you stay in wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes" or "You think that's air you're breathing now?" hehe how about this clint eastwood classic "If you gonna shoot, shoot. Don't talk." _______________ make install -not war This comment was edited by Bubu on Dec 09 2003 06:00am. |
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Roan Belouve - Retired 
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Brian: You're all individuals Crowd: We're all individuals One guy:I'm not LIFE of BRIAN PWNs _______________ *Bro to Vaxxla,Padawan of FiZZandOdan-Wei Part of the mighty Belouve Dynasty-Knight of Nippledom.Twin of Selphestal!**Proud Master to Kaelis and Acura Friend to anyone who would call me the same  . Pic by the amazing Majno (merry)
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Apologetic - Student 
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President Whitmore: "In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join other from around the world, and you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. Mankind. That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July and you will once again be fighting for our freedom, not from tyrrany, oppression, or persecution, but from annihilation. We're fighting for our right to live, to exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday but as the day when the world declared in one voice: 'We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today, we celebrate our Independence Day!'"-Independents day And if you actually wanna hear it!: http://www.redialthe.net/Wavs/IndependenceDay/Index.htm And if you wanna hear more quotes: www.funwavs.com _______________ Love GOD and jesus as they love u [move]We defend the peace and help the helpless we r the mandilorian jedi troops![/move] This comment was edited by Apologetic on Dec 09 2003 01:48am. |
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Vaughn - Student 
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"That does not look like a bookies" "why we parked over here? whats wrong with that space over there?" "too tight." "too tight?" *camera pans to see this wide parking spot "you can land a jumbo f***ing jet in there!" "hey leave him alone. He's a natural, arent you Tyroon?" "course i am" *backs up into a truck* "a natural f****** idiot!" ... "you hassle me, and this is what happens." "no no, dont move now, that way people will see the damage." "what have you done?" "Yeah, what have you done?" "I didn't see it there!" "its a 4-tonne truck Tyroon, its not like its a packet of f***ing peanuts." "it was at a funny angle!" "its directly behind you. When you reverse, things come from behind you." --Vincent, Sol and Tyroon.. Snatch "have you ever crossed the road and looked the wrong way? and near presto theres a car on you. Whaddya do? something very stupid. you freeze. You just freeze, and your life doesnt flash before your eyes because your to f*cking scared to think. you just freeze, and pull a stupid face. But the piker didnt... why?" turkish Snatch "for every action theres a reaction. And a piker reaction... is quite a f@cking thing." -piker reaction "why do they call him borris the bullet-dodger?" "because he dodges bullets Avi." Avi and Bullet Tooth Tony. Snatch "so, do i call you bullet? tooth?" "you can call me Susan if it makes you happy" Avi and Bullet - Snatch _______________ When you become an actor, you become the person, and you dont act anymore. You just are. - Tyler HP, Taught by Mr G Simpson |
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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"Faygalas?" -Robin Hood, Men in Tights _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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D@RtHM@UL - Student 
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OMG... They killed Kenny !! -South Park |
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Battlin' Billy - Student
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"We had a Stone Henge Monument on stage, that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf!" -This is Spinal Tap "Excuse me while I whip this thing out..." -Blazing Saddles "What an incredible Cinderella story, this unknown comes outta no where to lead the pack, at Augusta. He's on his final hole, he's about 455 yards away - he's gonna hit about a two-iron I think. Oh he got all of that one! The crowd is standing on its feet here, the normally reserved Augusta crowd - going wild - for this young Cinderella, he's come outta no where, he's got about 350 yards left, he's gonna hit about a five-iron, don't you think? He's got a beautiful backswing - that's - Oh he got all of that one! He's gotta be pleased with that, the crowd is just on its feet here, uh - He's the Cinderella boy, uh - tears in his eyes I guess as he lines up this last shot, he's got about 195 yards left, he's got about a - its looks like he's got about an eight-iron. This crowd has gone deathly silent, the Cinderella story, outta no where, a former greenskeeper now - about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac - It's in the Hole!" -Caddyshack _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Arcuss - Student 
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No, Walter, you're not wrong, you're just an a**hole. -The Big Lebowski |
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Lian Del Rey - Student 
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"I don't have a gun. My ancestors were quakers." -Miss Congeniality "Look, she's going to cry again. 'OH! If I only had a brain!'" -Miss Congeniality _______________ slorp |
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Phantom - Student 
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"Wait what are there names?" "Aunt soon dead and Uncle ganna die, O my god!" "This is the work of black helment man" "Who?" "Your fathe-, I mean a father away man" "I will come with you, to fight!" "O big sacrifise, everyone you know and love is dead glad you can tare your self apart. Ok ok if we are goin to do this we have to do this right. Touch your tounge to mine." "What?" "Touch your tounge to mine" "Why?" "O forget it." -Thumb Wars "Who are you" "I am a puppet" "I am sorry?" "From beneth the floor the man does control me" "Ok. I feel I am suppose to train under you" "Yes train you will, yes. But first touch your tounge to mine" -Thumb Wars "Luke Groundrunner I am your...Mother!" -Thumb Wars _______________ -Phantom Ex-Master to Threat. Proud owner of Sazabi's 1500th comment! And Threats 50th comment "Insanity: a perfect rational adjustment to an insane world" |
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Jello` - Student 
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"Fixed the knoolpost (sp?) honey" -National Lampoons christmas vacation "I bet she gives great helmet" -Dark Helmet from SPACEBALLS "The code is.. 1 (1)... 2 (2)... 3 (3).... 4 (4)... 5(5)... 12345, 12345 what the hell." -Spaceballs... again Spaceballs has so many funny quotes it would take too long to list them all, lol _______________ Brady Brothers: Orion-Greg, Furi0us-Peter, Me-Bobby. Long lost cousin to Flash. Midbie Council #007. Ex-JAK. |
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Phantom - Student
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"Look you have all the money you can ever need, what would you like to buy?" "Revenge" "Ok we go bang bang there dead" "Death is too good for them" -Count of Monty Cristo _______________ -Phantom Ex-Master to Threat. Proud owner of Sazabi's 1500th comment! And Threats 50th comment "Insanity: a perfect rational adjustment to an insane world" |
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TheBeast - Ex-Student 
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I can't believe no one got one out of the Army of Darkness... well here it is "This is my boomstick! It's a twelve gauge double barreled Remington, S-Mart's top-of-the-line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop Smart. Shop S-mart. Ya got that?! Now I swear, the next one of you primates, even touches me... " Ash - Army of Darkness and another one : "Say the words. Clatto! Verata! Nn...Necktie, necturn, nickle... noodle. It's an 'n' word. It's definitely an 'n' word. It was definatly an 'n' word! Clatto! Verata! Nn(coughcough). Okay then. That's it. Hey! Wait a minute! Everything's cool. I said the words. I did!" Ash - Army of Darkness EDIT: I know they are kind of long... but I just didn't know where to cut _______________ "Taken separatly, women and alcool can be quite fun, but when you mix them they can make you a dumbass!" - Red, That 70's show "Fez likes them big, Fez likes them small... Fez likes them all" - Fez about women, That 70's show This comment was edited by TheBeast on Jun 14 2003 12:32am. |
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Sared - Retired 
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"I'm not dead yet! I'm feeling better! I think I'll go on a walk!" -Monty Python and the Holy Grail "....but the guy had a gun!" "This is Texas! Everybody has a gun! My florist has a gun!" -Miss Congenialty _______________ I'm crazy, not stupid. |
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Lian Del Rey - Student
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"Fought well you have, my young Padawan." -Yoda, Attack of the Clones "This is just the beginning!" -Count Dooku, Attack of the Clones "They were unarmed, they had no warning." -Eowyn, The Two Towers "My...... precious..." -Gollum, all the movies "Yankee Doodle went to London just to ride a pony!!" -Wait, that's a song... Yankee Doodle Boy  "May the Force be with you." -Who DOESN'T say this? "We also know that the deflector shield is not yet operational." -Mon Mothma, Return of the Jedi "Oh, I'm afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive.." -Emperor Palpatine, Return of the Jedi "That thing's operational!" -Lando, Return of the Jedi "Too much operation!" -Lianiotte, The Jedi Academy.. o_O "Always a pleasure to meet a Jedi." -Jango Fett, Attack of the Clones "Hup!" -Kit Fisto, Fitso, I forgot  , Attack of the Clones"Take this, you son of a.... *gunshots cencor*" -Whoever he is, Final Fantasy (the movie) "I find your lack of faith disturbing." -Darth Vader, I forgot!! "Yub Yub!" -Wicket W. Warrick, Return of the Jedi "Nimimimimnimnim nimimimimnimnim!" -Ewok, Return of the Jedi "Booooooo shoooooo... Woooooo shooooon..." -Ewoks, worshipping, Return of the Jedi "Tell them if they don't release us, you'll get mad, and use your magic." -Luke Skywalker, Return of the Jedi "Issen... a Jedi?! Whatever I did... I didn't do it!!" -Watto, Attack of the Clones _______________ slorp |
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Phantom - Student
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"Neo, I belive, I know it wasnt a dream" Lets go of the rail and falls to his death. -The AniMatrix "Live free, Die well"-Scorpin King "Duh"-Simpsons "Much to learn, you still have"-Star Wars Ep2: Attack of the Clones _______________ -Phantom Ex-Master to Threat. Proud owner of Sazabi's 1500th comment! And Threats 50th comment "Insanity: a perfect rational adjustment to an insane world" |
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YinYang - Ex-Student 
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I'm a jedi,like my father before me-Luke Skywalker- _______________ Sister to Smily,Axion,and CT Friend to ALL... SMILY, LUKE,MAGRA,AND KOYI RULE!!!!! . . : :There is ALWAYS 2 Yin and Yang , Good and Evil: : . . |
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Lian Del Rey - Student 
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Maybe they should also be TV quotes MOVIE: "In time you will call me.. master." -Emperor Palpatine, Return of the Jedi "Why do I feel you're going to be the death of me?" -Obi-Wan Kenobi, Attack of the Clones "No... Luke, I AM your father!" -Darth Vader, The Empire Strikes Back TV SHOWS "Are there any fish in this pond?" "Dunno. No da." -Miaka and Chichiri when Chichiri is fishing, Fushigi Yugi (Yuugi correctly) "I CAN'T STAND LIARS LIKE YOU! I'D LIKE TO CHAIN YOU UP, CUT OFF YOUR TONGUE, AND DROP YOU INTO HELL!" -Naru yelling to Keitaro, Love Hina _______________ slorp This comment was edited by Lian Del Rey on Jun 10 2003 03:44am. |
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Jake Kainite - Student 
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its "please remove any mettalic items you may be carrying" not from your pockets Never seen an uzi or a scorpion fit in someones pocket _______________ Apprenctice of Jedi Master Ascari (deceased) Descended from a line of great Jedi Will argue any point of view from any side
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