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Virtue - Jedi Council  |
Okay guys, now comes the post where you state your favourite/funnyest/pwn4g3 movie quotes of all time. Anything will do, from any movie. Mine would have to be: - "Aim for the Flat-Top!!!" - Ghostbusters. (IMHO one of the funniest lines in a film of that period) ------------------------------------------------- "You don't know who you are F*&^ING WITH!!!" - Blade II (Kinda cheesy, but the way he said it just rocked) ------------------------------------------------ "Let me guess, we're heading for a waterfall, right?" "Uh-Huh" "Very long drop?" "Yep." "Sharp, pointy rocks at the bottom?" "Probably." "............bring it on." - The Emperors New Groove (I know, I know, but that film had LOADS of funny ass quotes in it, that one had me in fits) ------------------------------------------------- "Boring conversation anyway." - Han Solo, Star Wars IV (You know that line just roxxored, LOL) ------------------------------------------------- "My name.....................is NEO!" - The Matrix (Again, kinda cheesy, but you gotta love the timing and execution of that line) ------------------------------------------------- "Who is your Daddy? And what does he do?" - Kindergarten Cop. (Not funny if you have just seen the movie, but to those of you who have seen Weird Al's Prank Arnie Calls, you can't watch that scene without busting a gut) Ok, now your turn.  - Virtmeister. _______________ Academy Architect |
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Phantom - Student 
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"You see, I lost my genteria in a unfournt shmelting accident"-Gold Memeber "Please remove all matalic objects from your pokets." Neo takes out big huge guns.-Matrix _______________ -Phantom Ex-Master to Threat. Proud owner of Sazabi's 1500th comment! And Threats 50th comment "Insanity: a perfect rational adjustment to an insane world" |
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Jedi_Venezuela - Ex-Student 
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You just got knocked.........the F*** out!!!!! (Chris Tucker, Friday)-----Right Barbosa? _______________ Adrian, Jedi_Venezuela .:J:. JA Spanish Teacher |
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Menaxia - Student 
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shame this isnt TV episode quotes; coz my favourite is 'CAPTAIN! His LUNGS ARE GONE!' OMG how did they keep a straight face doing that one?! LOOOOOOL _______________ This is not the place to look for me |
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Menaxia - Student 
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Austin Powers International Man of Mystery: 'O GrooOOOOOOOOoooovy Baby! Star Trek VI The Undiscovered Country: (NB: After a lot of Romulan Ale) 'Know anything about a neutron radiation surge?' 'Only the size of my head' _______________ This is not the place to look for me |
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JP - Academy Pimp 
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"ta ta ta today junior" "Want to touch the hinny"-Billy Madison "I am invincible!" Boris from Goldeneye _______________ Come on now, every Generation X boy wanted to be Luke Skywalker. Is it because he was a whiney farm boy from some backwater hack planet? No, it's because he was a FREAKING JEDI. He could block lasers with his lightsaber. He could levitate droids & rocks & crap with his mind. Come on, he choked two pig dudes with just a simple gesture. He cut off Darth Vader's hand and kicked him down a flight of stairs. He got his @$$ zapped by lightning from the geezer Emperor, stood up and said "s'at all you got b!tc#??" |
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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"These go to eleven!" - Nigel Tufnel, This is Spinal Tap "Badgers? We don't need no stinkin' badgers!" - A Mexican dude, UHF _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Vaughn - Student 
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"History is much like and endless waltz; the three beats of war, peace and revolution continue on forever..." Maremaia Kushrinada, Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz "The Sword is a weapon. Kenjitsu is a killing technique. This is the simple truth" Hiko Seijouro "There is no point in intorducing myself to the dead" Hiko before he own3s some bandits _______________ When you become an actor, you become the person, and you dont act anymore. You just are. - Tyler HP, Taught by Mr G Simpson |
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JavaGuy - Student 
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I could write hundreds of these, but here are a couple: "If history teaches us anything, it's that you can kill anyone." -- one of the Godfather movies "A man looks into the abyss, and there's nothing looking back at him. In that moment he finds his character, and that is what keeps him out of the abyss." -- Wall Street "What about our relationship?" "**** that!" -- Repo Man "We're gonna be three little Fonzies, and what's Fonzie like?" -- Pulp Fiction "...or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull**** you!" --Full Metal Jacket "There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down upon [bunch of shockingly offensive racial expletives]. To me you are all equally worthless!" --Full Metal Jacket "We can't have a toga party. We're on double secret probation, whatever that is." --Animal House Almost any line from the movie Midnight Run. _______________ My signature is only one line. You're welcome. This comment was edited by JavaGuy on Jun 08 2003 01:24am. |
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Bandit - Student 
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HIlarious scene...I remember when I first saw that scene...I was laughing so hard I was crying. I couldn't breathe for about 10 minutes. _______________ Part-Time Player (Weekend Warrior). Recipient of the prestigious "Longest-Post-Ever Award" (bestowed on me by Flash on March 23rd, 2004) |
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Nero - Student 
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King Arthur is fighting black knight who has no arms and only one leg left, Arthur:"what are you going to do, bleed on me?" black knight: "i'm invincible!" Arthur:"you're a loony" black knight:"black knight is always loon, Harm at you!!!" Arthur is slashing black knights last leg off. Arthur says to his comrade:"come on lets go" black knight:"allright we'll call it a draw" Arthur is leaving, black knight:"aah running away huh!!! come back and i bite your legs off _______________ -Nero Quote: Curious, Smartass, what else? |
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Fizz of Belouve - Student 
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hehe  sooo funny..."and do not cross the beams " or whatever it is in english... lol another 1 from Ghostbusters and of course "I do not like you....and now I know why... Ur feet are ugly!" some bud spencer movie... there are loads of great quotes _______________ One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04 "Renfield, you idiot!" |
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YinYang - Ex-Student 
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Laugh it up fuzzball-Han Solo- _______________ Sister to Smily,Axion,and CT Friend to ALL... SMILY, LUKE,MAGRA,AND KOYI RULE!!!!! . . : :There is ALWAYS 2 Yin and Yang , Good and Evil: : . . |
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Virtue - Jedi Council 
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"Look you stupid Ba$74rd! You're Arm's off!" "No it isn't." _______________ Academy Architect |
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Jacen Aratan - Student |
"Okay, now Lancelot, Galahad, and I, will jump out of the rabbit, and then we'll......" "I'm allright!" "You're not fooling anyone you know..." "What more can flout (sp)?" "Ehm.... little rocks...?" "A duck!" "Exactly! And therefore, if she weighs the same as a duck, she's a....." "Witch!" Damn I love that movie. |
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Jake Kainite - Student 
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"I wave my genitals at you" he he, same movie "Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time" _______________ Apprenctice of Jedi Master Ascari (deceased) Descended from a line of great Jedi Will argue any point of view from any side
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Virtue - Jedi Council 
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Jacen - Monty Python and the Holy Grail! You Rock for writing that!!! LOL! - Virty.  _______________ Academy Architect |
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YinYang - Ex-Student 
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Free ur mind.....(jumps from rooftop to next) woha....-morphious & neo-Matrix _______________ Sister to Smily,Axion,and CT Friend to ALL... SMILY, LUKE,MAGRA,AND KOYI RULE!!!!! . . : :There is ALWAYS 2 Yin and Yang , Good and Evil: : . . |
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SilkMonkey - Distributor of Cold Ones 
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You wanna sample something... sample THIS. Matrix Reloaded Funny delivery and body language _______________ |-HK-47 -SilkMonkey: You are receiving a warning for being_too_sexy. If you do not stop, action will be taken against you.|| (11:13:43) � Virtue dances for Silk ||Smiling owner of Smilykrazy's 6000th comment =) ||Odan Wei's Proud Big Brother|| Janus is my official TaruTaru Cuddly Animal Type Person. ||(@Virtue) Or you could just be a man and set fire to your genitals.....you won't fall asleep for days after that.......trust me.||Thomas Skywalker er for sexy for sitt eget beste!!!!| Not changing sig until the JA loosens up. (Started: Aug 31, 2005) |
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Jacen Aratan - Student |
"I fart in your general direction!" - guess the movie... |
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Silencio - Student 
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- Dodge this. - I love the smell of napalm in the morning - Dude, where's my car?  - No.. I am you father! followed by: - No! That's impossible! followed by: - Search your feelings, you know it to be true _______________ Second-in-command of the mighty FiZZsters |
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Iori Yagami - Student 
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who's on first? i'm an excellent driver k-mart sucks! hehehe great film loads of classic dialogue _______________ May the ping be with you |
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D@RtHM@UL - Student 
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ILL BE BACK !!! |
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Aeth S'kray - Retired 
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"7...point...6...2...millimetre....full metal jacket" Just came back to my mind when I've read Jake's comment. That scene is terrible, you remeber how the guy looks like? Yuck. "Junior... I have to confess something. -What? Err... They got us" Dunno if this is the correct english quote, but I love that scene of Indi Jones. Senior shot his own aircraft but pretends it were the bad germans WHole movie is great."DONT call me junior" _______________ Aeth S'kray *June 2002 +September 2003 |
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Jake Kainite - Student 
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"so be it.......Jedi" get me in shivers every time I hear it "the force is with you, young Skywalker.........but you are not a jedi yet" "why would we want to look at you're eye ? Is there something wrong with THAT *points* weird eye" Waynes world 2, garth owns. all the stuff the drill sergeant says at the start of full metal jacket Theres loads more but I can't think of any off my head  _______________ Apprenctice of Jedi Master Ascari (deceased) Descended from a line of great Jedi Will argue any point of view from any side
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doobie - Jedi Council 
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Two of my favorites: Blade 1... "Mother f%*@er! Are you out of your damn mind?" (at the hospital when the cops shoot at him) The Crow... "Caw, Caw, BANG, F*CK, I'm Dead." Top Dollar imitating Draven in the church _______________ -Academy Leader/Dictator/Defeater of DJ Sith and JACen Solo in the JAK+ Tournament -I do think it (the JA) will help convert dozens, maybe hundreds, to the dork nation... --me |
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