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Virtue - Jedi Council  |
Okay guys, now comes the post where you state your favourite/funnyest/pwn4g3 movie quotes of all time. Anything will do, from any movie. Mine would have to be: - "Aim for the Flat-Top!!!" - Ghostbusters. (IMHO one of the funniest lines in a film of that period) ------------------------------------------------- "You don't know who you are F*&^ING WITH!!!" - Blade II (Kinda cheesy, but the way he said it just rocked) ------------------------------------------------ "Let me guess, we're heading for a waterfall, right?" "Uh-Huh" "Very long drop?" "Yep." "Sharp, pointy rocks at the bottom?" "Probably." "............bring it on." - The Emperors New Groove (I know, I know, but that film had LOADS of funny ass quotes in it, that one had me in fits) ------------------------------------------------- "Boring conversation anyway." - Han Solo, Star Wars IV (You know that line just roxxored, LOL) ------------------------------------------------- "My name.....................is NEO!" - The Matrix (Again, kinda cheesy, but you gotta love the timing and execution of that line) ------------------------------------------------- "Who is your Daddy? And what does he do?" - Kindergarten Cop. (Not funny if you have just seen the movie, but to those of you who have seen Weird Al's Prank Arnie Calls, you can't watch that scene without busting a gut) Ok, now your turn.  - Virtmeister. _______________ Academy Architect |
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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"Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!" - Blazing Saddles "Badgers? We don't need no stinkin' badgers!" - UHF _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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JavaGuy - Student 
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"'Scuse me while I whip this out!" [reaches into his pants; women in crowd scream] --Blazing Saddles _______________ My signature is only one line. You're welcome. |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student 
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*sees Lord Farquad's huge castle* Shrek: You think maybe he's compensating for something? _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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JavaGuy - Student
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"A man looks into the abyss, and there's nothing looking back at him. In that moment he finds his character, and _that_ is what keeps him out of the abyss." --Wall Street _______________ My signature is only one line. You're welcome. |
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D@RtHM@UL - Student 
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Thomasooo - Student 
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"Come on, punk! Make my day!" Dirty Harry! And of course, Rush Hour 2, when Carter rips that Triad's towel off his hips: "No wonder you're mad!" _______________ In the navy and LOVING it!
Recipient of comment no. 1000 and heart-warming words from Ataris! 
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Stimpski - Student 
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[as King Arthur walks by] Peasant: Who the hell is that? Gravedigger: Must be a king. Peasant: How can you tell? Peasant: He hasn't got s#!t all over him. - Monty Python and the Holy Grail _______________ Stimpski (formerly known as DeathScythe many, many moons ago.) JA Forum ID - 3988 <insert generic &/OR witty tagline here> |
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Lackeh- Retired - Student 
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In just 3 days i can make you a man. - Dr. Frankenfurter Rocky Horror Picture Show _______________ A champion is someone who keeps getting up; even when they can't. Founder Of the Jedi Academy Adlut Support Group. PIE!!!!! Padawan of Katan. Brother to MOTREC, DarkDragon, (SKX)DarkBlade, Jacen Aratan, Achilles, Kool_Aide, EvilSquirrel, and Katan's Padawans. |
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Apologetic - Student 
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Harry: The United States government just asked us to save the world. Anybody wanna say no?-Armagedon http://www.funwavs.com/movie/sounds/armageddon/?page=2 to hear it Steve Buscemi as Rockhound: Look, you wanna compare brain pans? I won the Westinghouse prize when I was 12, big deal. Published at 19, so what. I got a double doctorate from M.I.T. at 22, chemistry and geology. I taught at Princeton for two and a half years. Why do I do this? Because the money's good, the scenery changes, and they let me use explosives, OK?-Armegedon to hear it: http://www.funwavs.com/movie/sounds/armageddon/?page=4 _______________ Love GOD and jesus as they love u [move]We defend the peace and help the helpless we r the mandilorian jedi troops![/move] This comment was edited by Apologetic on Dec 14 2003 05:21am. |
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Claudite - Ex-Student |
"Nice hat"- Jack Sparrow "R-toooooo, let him have it"- Luke Skywalker http://www.starwarsspoofs.com/r2.html _______________ Yeah, so I have a lot of eggs.- Strong Bad This comment was edited by Claudite on Dec 13 2003 10:31am. |
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Apologetic - Student
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I just couldnt resist.-CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow Pirates of the Carrebian(sp) _______________ Love GOD and jesus as they love u [move]We defend the peace and help the helpless we r the mandilorian jedi troops![/move] |
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Bubu - Hubbub 
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- You know what they put on french fries in Holland instead of ketchup? - What? - Mayonnaise. - Goddamn! - I seen 'em do it man. They f***ing drown 'em in this sh*t! - Yuuuuck... And to complete JavaGuy's quote: [Jules pulls Pumpkin in and sticks a gun to his neck] [Yolanda points her gun at Jules, screaming like crazy] Yolanda: Let go off him!! I'm gonna kill you!! You gonna die!!! [etc...] Jules: Tell that b*tch to be cool! Say "B*tch, be cool!!!" Pumpkin: Be cool honey bunny! [Keeps screaming] Jules: Say "B*tch, be cool!!!" Pumpkin: Be cool! [Still screaming] Jules: Tell that f***ing b*tch to chill!! Pumpkin: Be cool honey bunny! [Screams on] Jules: Chill that f***ing b*tch out!! Pumpkin: Just chill out honey bunny! [Still screaming but not as loud] Jules: CHILL!!! Pumpkin: Just chill out honey bunny! [Stops screaming] Jules: Alright now tell her its gonna be alright. Pumpkin: Its gonna be alright honey bunny! Jules: Promise her! Pumpkin: I promise! Jules: Tell her to chill!! Pumpkin: Just chill out honey bunny... Jules: Alright now tell me her name. Pumpkin: Yolanda. Jules: Alright now, Yolanda! we're not gonna do anything stupid are we? Yolanda: Don't you hurt him! Jules: Nobody's gonna hurt anybody! We're all gonna be like three little Fonzies here. And what's Fonzie like? Yolanda: ... Jules: Come on Yolanda what's Fonzie like?? Yolanda: He's cool... Jules: What?? Yolanda: Cool.... Jules: Correctamundo! And that's what we're gonna be. We're gonna be cool... LOL Pulp Fiction rules!! _______________ make install -not war This comment was edited by Bubu on Dec 13 2003 10:48am. |
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Lackeh- Retired - Student 
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Good; Bad; I'm the guy with the gun. - Ash Army of Darkness. I'll rip out your optics. - Galvatron Transformers The Movie NO ONE CAN DEFEAT THE PENIS!!! - Xander Harris Buffy The Vampire Slayer(I know it's TV, But still) _______________ A champion is someone who keeps getting up; even when they can't. Founder Of the Jedi Academy Adlut Support Group. PIE!!!!! Padawan of Katan. Brother to MOTREC, DarkDragon, (SKX)DarkBlade, Jacen Aratan, Achilles, Kool_Aide, EvilSquirrel, and Katan's Padawans. |
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JavaGuy - Student
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"We can't have a toga party. We're on double-secret probation, whatever that is." --Animal House "If history teaches us anything, it's that you can kill anyone." --One of the Godfather movies, I forget which "I've worked in the food services industry before." "Sure, in 1972." --American Beauty _______________ My signature is only one line. You're welcome. |
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SS/ph00d - Student 
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"I am buttertoast" Ed from Ed, Edd, and Eddy (cartoon show ) "I have a bad feeling about this" I think Han solo not sure lol "Aw it's hideous!!" "Well that's not nice, he's just a donkey" LMAO Shrek is friggen pwnage man _______________ -ShadowSith: CTF/gunner specialist. |
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Monteeeeeee - Nugget 
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Taken from Rambo 3 Asian Guy - Whats this? Rambo - Its a blue light Asian Guy - Whats it do? Rambo - It turns blue love that quote _______________ If you add me to MSN, tell me who you are 
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Battlin' Billy - Student
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Teacher: OK, who can tell me, who first thought of the idea of asexual reproduction? David Lightman: Your wife? - Wargames _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student 
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Orpheus: I believe you could be the one *Women walks in* Women: What the hell are you doing?! Orpheus: Please, I'm prophesizing (sp?) Women: I'm prophesizing my foot half way up your...!! -- Scary Movie 3 _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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Trekked - Student 
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there it is! Where? THERE! what behind the rabbit? It IS the rabbit. *pause* YOU SILLY SOD! you got us all worked up! that's no ordinary rabbit, that's the most foul Cruel little rodant you ever set eyes on! No Kipt! i soiled my armor i was so scared! look that thing has teeth a mile wide it's a KILLER! get stuffed. It'll do YOU a treat mate! What'll do nibble on your BUM?! Look he teeth are- he can leap about- LOOK AT THE BONES! Boris go chop it's head off. RIGHT, silly little bleeder, one rabbit stew comming RIGHT UP! (sqeekie sounds) ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRG! (All Knights duck and stare) JC! i warned you i did it again (he wet his armor again) i warned you but did you listen to me OHHH NOO, it's just a harmless little BUNNEY! well it's alway's the same O SHUT UP! nobody listens... Allright men, CHAAAAAAAAAARGE! (squeekie sounds from rabbit, men dying) RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY! RUNAWAY! HAW HAW HAW! HAHAHAHAHAHA! From: Monty Python and the Holy Grail _______________ he's a Real nowhere man,Sitting in his Nowhere land.making all his Nowhere plans for nobody |
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Axion - Student 
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Ohana- Ohana means family, family means no one gets left behind or forgotten. - Lilo & Stich Corny eh? _______________ Axion - Yeah. |
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Apologetic - Student
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In the imortal words of Sared! Bump!-Sared _______________ Love GOD and jesus as they love u [move]We defend the peace and help the helpless we r the mandilorian jedi troops![/move] This comment was edited by Apologetic on Dec 12 2003 02:11am. |
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Vaughn - Student 
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"Damn... you know he aint gonna be in rush hour 3" --Chris tucker in an outtake "Normally, i dont hit women... so i'm gonna pretend your a man... a man with a fine body who i would like to go out with..." -tucker, Rush Hour 2 "Three Rings for the Elven-Kings under the sky; Seven for the Dwarf-Lords in their Halls of stone; Nine for mortal Men doomed to die; One for the Dark Lord on his Dark Throne; In the land of Mordor where the shadows lie; One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them; One ring to bring them all and in the Darkness bind them; In the land of Mordor where the shadows lie" -ring poem, Thanks Maeglin Plantir _______________ When you become an actor, you become the person, and you dont act anymore. You just are. - Tyler HP, Taught by Mr G Simpson This comment was edited by Vaughn on Dec 11 2003 02:53am. |
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Vaughn - Student 
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"we've lost Georgeous George" "its not as if hes a set of f*****g car keys now is he? I mena hes not Incon-f*****g-spickuous!" -Snatch "you should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity" -Tony "Do you knwo what nemesis means?... a righteous infliction of retrubution, manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by a 'orrible cunt... Me" Bricktop "comeon then, before Zee Germans get here" -Turkish "anything to declare?" "yeah...dont go to england" -Avi "My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius. Commander of the armies of the north. Captain of the Pheonix Legions. Loyal servant to the True Emperor, Marcus Arailius. Father, to a murdered son, Husband to a murdered wife, and I will have my vengance, in this life or the next" -Gladiator "now all hes got to do, is stay down.... *thwack* Now, we are f@#*ed" "whats in the car?" "seats and a steering wheel" "it is a far far better thing that i do, than i have ever done... it is a far far better rest that i go to, that i have ever known" -Sydney Carton, Tale of Two Cities "it is greek to me" -shakespeare  "Either thou, or I, or both shall go with him!" -Romeo "in the words of the Virgin Mary... Come again?" -BrickTop "The only way to redeem for killing, is to accept your own death. But the fallen person cannot do that. This is why those who are left behind must carry it out! This is Jinchuu! feel the regret of stepping over peoples lives... and TAKING MY SISTERS HAPPINESS!!!" -Enishi as the nerves of insanity take him --RK Seisouhen _______________ When you become an actor, you become the person, and you dont act anymore. You just are. - Tyler HP, Taught by Mr G Simpson |
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Demon - Student 
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(A quote from a Polish comedy) -Hey boys, how's it going in the big, wide world? -Why, don't you read newspapers? _______________ Quote: Peace is a lie, there is only passion. Through passion I gain strength. Through strength I gain power. Through power I gain victory. Through victory my chains are broken. The Force will free me. -The Code of The Sith
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Apologetic - Student
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(Was said on LIVE NEWS in this movie) "Hey there first of all i would like to thank Even Back stabber erm bast**d ah baxter...for his success in achor.Its amazing what happens when someone gets chances that should have been mine.(Turns to an old lady)So why did you throw the blue heart over the Titanic?(Old lady is silent)Why did you leave Leo De Caprio to drown while you were Floating on a door!(Turns to a fat guy)So why do you think I didnt get the anchor job?Are my teeth not white enough? Is it my Hair?!(If anyone can fill up the rest of the stuff he said copy and add it here.) Now back to you...F***ers"-Bruce Almighty _______________ Love GOD and jesus as they love u [move]We defend the peace and help the helpless we r the mandilorian jedi troops![/move] |
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