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Virtue - Jedi Council  |
Okay guys, now comes the post where you state your favourite/funnyest/pwn4g3 movie quotes of all time. Anything will do, from any movie. Mine would have to be: - "Aim for the Flat-Top!!!" - Ghostbusters. (IMHO one of the funniest lines in a film of that period) ------------------------------------------------- "You don't know who you are F*&^ING WITH!!!" - Blade II (Kinda cheesy, but the way he said it just rocked) ------------------------------------------------ "Let me guess, we're heading for a waterfall, right?" "Uh-Huh" "Very long drop?" "Yep." "Sharp, pointy rocks at the bottom?" "Probably." "............bring it on." - The Emperors New Groove (I know, I know, but that film had LOADS of funny ass quotes in it, that one had me in fits) ------------------------------------------------- "Boring conversation anyway." - Han Solo, Star Wars IV (You know that line just roxxored, LOL) ------------------------------------------------- "My name.....................is NEO!" - The Matrix (Again, kinda cheesy, but you gotta love the timing and execution of that line) ------------------------------------------------- "Who is your Daddy? And what does he do?" - Kindergarten Cop. (Not funny if you have just seen the movie, but to those of you who have seen Weird Al's Prank Arnie Calls, you can't watch that scene without busting a gut) Ok, now your turn.  - Virtmeister. _______________ Academy Architect |
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Mitch - Student 
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Here are mine "Littering and...Littering and...Littering and smokin' the reefer!" - Super Troopers "For 20 bucks I'll call the guy a chicken F*cker!" - Super Troopers "I'm a cop you idiot!" - Arnold "Whose your daddy and what does he do?" - Arnold "She fell off the I almost sucked your d*ck tree and hit every branch on the way down" - Varsity Blues "Them are some nice mount me hats you got" "Mount me?" "Well not right away maybe after a few drinks" -Varsity Blues "Are you a pothead focker?" - Meet the Parents _______________ Power Preceived, is Power Acheived.' Brother to 3th, Janus, and Vlad. This comment was edited by Mitch on Dec 09 2003 10:48pm. |
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Dicemaster - Student 
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Dunno if this has been quoted yet but Halfbaked "*points to person* F*ck you, *nother person* F*ck you, *old grandma* your cool *grandma gives thumbsup* *nother person* and f*ck you i'm out" i love that movie also another quote "You know whats great? lookin at the back of a twenty dollar bill, you know whats even better? lookin at the back of a twenty on weeeeed, man you ever done that? LOOK AT THE BUSHES SOMEONES THERE Does he gotta gun, I dunno man i dunno" RED TEAM GO RED TEAM GO!" _______________ Dicemaster |
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Stimpski - Student 
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"It's just a flesh wound." Monty Python and the Holy Grail _______________ Stimpski (formerly known as DeathScythe many, many moons ago.) JA Forum ID - 3988 <insert generic &/OR witty tagline here> |
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Lord Jaws - Student 
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A lot in Men in Tights: [Blinkin, the blind man, is up in a perch looking out for strangers.] Robin Hood: Blinkin! What are you doing? Blinkin: Guessing. I guess no one's coming Robin Hood: My goldfish Goldie? Blinkin: Eaten by the cat. Robin Hood: My cat? Blinkin: Choked on the goldfish Nurse: Mr. Bond, I need a urine sample. If you could fill this beaker for me? James Bond: From here? _______________ One night, I was lying in my bed, looking up at the stars and I said to myself: "Where the h*** is my ceiling?! |
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Mookie - Ex-Student 
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"Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration?" Samuel L. Jackson at his most badass ever in Pulp Fiction. |
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Axion - Student 
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lol "maybe god gave him the wrong coordinates" *he sez that while swinging his arms* - Bruce Almighty again _______________ Axion - Yeah. |
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SedNox - Student 
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yeah that was awesome!! _______________ -Evil Clown- "We interrupt this program to increase dramatic tension." Echuu's 1200th comment, D@RtH N00B's 10850th comment, Redeye's 100th and 150th comment. |
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Apologetic - Student 
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Ax got the funniest movie "You like jazz?" "Yea" "Well let me play some for ya" *acts like be plays a trumpet and holds a note flicking him off*-Bruce Almighty You had to see it  _______________ Love GOD and jesus as they love u  [move]We defend the peace and help the helpless we r the mandilorian jedi troops![/move] |
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Axion - Student 
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SMITE ME ALL MITEY SMITER!! - Bruce Almighty _______________ Axion - Yeah. |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student 
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I like this: " It's 'Who's your daddy?, Not who's your father!!!" hehe, it comes for a serie, but I can't remember the name... _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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Cloaked Thunder - Student 
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omg spaceballs is awesome! _______________ Padawan of ShadowSith | Close JA Family: Darth Mobility, Katan, Jedi Prodigy, Virtue,D@rth M@ul, Virtue, Flash, Bandit, Yin Yang, JK-XIII, Faded, Silk Monkey, Skyler, `Orion, Aratan, SmilyKrazy, Faded Angel, and your mom | woot!
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SedNox - Student 
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or "yippykajee, motherf*cker!" _______________ -Evil Clown- "We interrupt this program to increase dramatic tension." Echuu's 1200th comment, D@RtH N00B's 10850th comment, Redeye's 100th and 150th comment. |
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SedNox - Student
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NI!!!-monty python!! _______________ -Evil Clown- "We interrupt this program to increase dramatic tension." Echuu's 1200th comment, D@RtH N00B's 10850th comment, Redeye's 100th and 150th comment. |
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Marcel Mandarijn - Student 
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"let's rock this joint!!" - The Mask |
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A'Sharad Hett - Student 
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"You gonna do somethin or just stand there 'n' bleed?" - Tombstone _______________ Viking in training. Ray: Good evening... as a duly appointed representative of the city, county and state of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place or origin, or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension. Venkman: That oughta do it. Thanks very much, Ray. |
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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"...and you have a dickfer on your shoulder." "What's a dickfer?" "To pee out of, silly!" -Spies Like Us _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Claudite - Ex-Student |
"My name is Poggy, and I live in a tree"- Forgot "I am your father's mother's sister's nephew's auntie's brother's former roommate!" "What does that make us?" "Absolutely nothing, and that's what your gonna be when I'm done!"- Spaceballs _______________ Yeah, so I have a lot of eggs.- Strong Bad |
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Moridin - Student 
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"Surely you can't be serious." "I am serious, and don't call me Shirley." -Airplane _______________ Bros. with Janus, Leif, Motrec, Aiden, 3th, Zertz, Kenyon, and Vladarion. b00m! Banana Brother to Garos |
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Bubu - Hubbub 
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yep, vaughn nailed it. "You can call me Susan if it makes you happy" is one of my favorites. i use it a lot how about this: "You take the red pill, you stay in wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes" or "You think that's air you're breathing now?" hehe how about this clint eastwood classic "If you gonna shoot, shoot. Don't talk." _______________ make install -not war This comment was edited by Bubu on Dec 09 2003 06:00am. |
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Roan Belouve - Retired 
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Brian: You're all individuals Crowd: We're all individuals One guy:I'm not LIFE of BRIAN PWNs _______________ *Bro to Vaxxla,Padawan of FiZZandOdan-Wei Part of the mighty Belouve Dynasty-Knight of Nippledom.Twin of Selphestal!**Proud Master to Kaelis and Acura Friend to anyone who would call me the same . Pic by the amazing Majno (merry)
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Apologetic - Student 
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President Whitmore: "In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join other from around the world, and you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. Mankind. That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July and you will once again be fighting for our freedom, not from tyrrany, oppression, or persecution, but from annihilation. We're fighting for our right to live, to exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday but as the day when the world declared in one voice: 'We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today, we celebrate our Independence Day!'"-Independents day And if you actually wanna hear it!: http://www.redialthe.net/Wavs/IndependenceDay/Index.htm And if you wanna hear more quotes: www.funwavs.com _______________ Love GOD and jesus as they love u [move]We defend the peace and help the helpless we r the mandilorian jedi troops![/move] This comment was edited by Apologetic on Dec 09 2003 01:48am. |
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Vaughn - Student 
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"That does not look like a bookies" "why we parked over here? whats wrong with that space over there?" "too tight." "too tight?" *camera pans to see this wide parking spot "you can land a jumbo f***ing jet in there!" "hey leave him alone. He's a natural, arent you Tyroon?" "course i am" *backs up into a truck* "a natural f****** idiot!" ... "you hassle me, and this is what happens." "no no, dont move now, that way people will see the damage." "what have you done?" "Yeah, what have you done?" "I didn't see it there!" "its a 4-tonne truck Tyroon, its not like its a packet of f***ing peanuts." "it was at a funny angle!" "its directly behind you. When you reverse, things come from behind you." --Vincent, Sol and Tyroon.. Snatch "have you ever crossed the road and looked the wrong way? and near presto theres a car on you. Whaddya do? something very stupid. you freeze. You just freeze, and your life doesnt flash before your eyes because your to f*cking scared to think. you just freeze, and pull a stupid face. But the piker didnt... why?" turkish Snatch "for every action theres a reaction. And a piker reaction... is quite a f@cking thing." -piker reaction "why do they call him borris the bullet-dodger?" "because he dodges bullets Avi." Avi and Bullet Tooth Tony. Snatch "so, do i call you bullet? tooth?" "you can call me Susan if it makes you happy" Avi and Bullet - Snatch _______________ When you become an actor, you become the person, and you dont act anymore. You just are. - Tyler HP, Taught by Mr G Simpson |
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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"Faygalas?" -Robin Hood, Men in Tights _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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D@RtHM@UL - Student 
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OMG... They killed Kenny !! -South Park |
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Battlin' Billy - Student
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"We had a Stone Henge Monument on stage, that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf!" -This is Spinal Tap "Excuse me while I whip this thing out..." -Blazing Saddles "What an incredible Cinderella story, this unknown comes outta no where to lead the pack, at Augusta. He's on his final hole, he's about 455 yards away - he's gonna hit about a two-iron I think. Oh he got all of that one! The crowd is standing on its feet here, the normally reserved Augusta crowd - going wild - for this young Cinderella, he's come outta no where, he's got about 350 yards left, he's gonna hit about a five-iron, don't you think? He's got a beautiful backswing - that's - Oh he got all of that one! He's gotta be pleased with that, the crowd is just on its feet here, uh - He's the Cinderella boy, uh - tears in his eyes I guess as he lines up this last shot, he's got about 195 yards left, he's got about a - its looks like he's got about an eight-iron. This crowd has gone deathly silent, the Cinderella story, outta no where, a former greenskeeper now - about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac - It's in the Hole!" -Caddyshack _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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