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Virtue - Jedi Council  |
Okay guys, now comes the post where you state your favourite/funnyest/pwn4g3 movie quotes of all time. Anything will do, from any movie. Mine would have to be: - "Aim for the Flat-Top!!!" - Ghostbusters. (IMHO one of the funniest lines in a film of that period) ------------------------------------------------- "You don't know who you are F*&^ING WITH!!!" - Blade II (Kinda cheesy, but the way he said it just rocked) ------------------------------------------------ "Let me guess, we're heading for a waterfall, right?" "Uh-Huh" "Very long drop?" "Yep." "Sharp, pointy rocks at the bottom?" "Probably." "............bring it on." - The Emperors New Groove (I know, I know, but that film had LOADS of funny ass quotes in it, that one had me in fits) ------------------------------------------------- "Boring conversation anyway." - Han Solo, Star Wars IV (You know that line just roxxored, LOL) ------------------------------------------------- "My name.....................is NEO!" - The Matrix (Again, kinda cheesy, but you gotta love the timing and execution of that line) ------------------------------------------------- "Who is your Daddy? And what does he do?" - Kindergarten Cop. (Not funny if you have just seen the movie, but to those of you who have seen Weird Al's Prank Arnie Calls, you can't watch that scene without busting a gut) Ok, now your turn.  - Virtmeister. _______________ Academy Architect |
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Arcuss - Student 
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No, Walter, you're not wrong, you're just an a**hole. -The Big Lebowski |
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Lian Del Rey - Student 
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"I don't have a gun. My ancestors were quakers." -Miss Congeniality "Look, she's going to cry again. 'OH! If I only had a brain!'" -Miss Congeniality _______________ slorp |
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Phantom - Student 
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"Wait what are there names?" "Aunt soon dead and Uncle ganna die, O my god!" "This is the work of black helment man" "Who?" "Your fathe-, I mean a father away man" "I will come with you, to fight!" "O big sacrifise, everyone you know and love is dead glad you can tare your self apart. Ok ok if we are goin to do this we have to do this right. Touch your tounge to mine." "What?" "Touch your tounge to mine" "Why?" "O forget it." -Thumb Wars "Who are you" "I am a puppet" "I am sorry?" "From beneth the floor the man does control me" "Ok. I feel I am suppose to train under you" "Yes train you will, yes. But first touch your tounge to mine" -Thumb Wars "Luke Groundrunner I am your...Mother!" -Thumb Wars _______________ -Phantom Ex-Master to Threat. Proud owner of Sazabi's 1500th comment! And Threats 50th comment "Insanity: a perfect rational adjustment to an insane world" |
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Jello` - Student 
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"Fixed the knoolpost (sp?) honey" -National Lampoons christmas vacation "I bet she gives great helmet" -Dark Helmet from SPACEBALLS "The code is.. 1 (1)... 2 (2)... 3 (3).... 4 (4)... 5(5)... 12345, 12345 what the hell." -Spaceballs... again Spaceballs has so many funny quotes it would take too long to list them all, lol _______________ Brady Brothers: Orion-Greg, Furi0us-Peter, Me-Bobby. Long lost cousin to Flash. Midbie Council #007. Ex-JAK. |
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Phantom - Student
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"Look you have all the money you can ever need, what would you like to buy?" "Revenge" "Ok we go bang bang there dead" "Death is too good for them" -Count of Monty Cristo _______________ -Phantom Ex-Master to Threat. Proud owner of Sazabi's 1500th comment! And Threats 50th comment "Insanity: a perfect rational adjustment to an insane world" |
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TheBeast - Ex-Student 
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I can't believe no one got one out of the Army of Darkness... well here it is "This is my boomstick! It's a twelve gauge double barreled Remington, S-Mart's top-of-the-line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop Smart. Shop S-mart. Ya got that?! Now I swear, the next one of you primates, even touches me... " Ash - Army of Darkness and another one : "Say the words. Clatto! Verata! Nn...Necktie, necturn, nickle... noodle. It's an 'n' word. It's definitely an 'n' word. It was definatly an 'n' word! Clatto! Verata! Nn(coughcough). Okay then. That's it. Hey! Wait a minute! Everything's cool. I said the words. I did!" Ash - Army of Darkness EDIT: I know they are kind of long... but I just didn't know where to cut _______________ "Taken separatly, women and alcool can be quite fun, but when you mix them they can make you a dumbass!" - Red, That 70's show "Fez likes them big, Fez likes them small... Fez likes them all" - Fez about women, That 70's show This comment was edited by TheBeast on Jun 14 2003 12:32am. |
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Sared - Retired 
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"I'm not dead yet! I'm feeling better! I think I'll go on a walk!" -Monty Python and the Holy Grail "....but the guy had a gun!" "This is Texas! Everybody has a gun! My florist has a gun!" -Miss Congenialty _______________ I'm crazy, not stupid. |
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Lian Del Rey - Student
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"Fought well you have, my young Padawan." -Yoda, Attack of the Clones "This is just the beginning!" -Count Dooku, Attack of the Clones "They were unarmed, they had no warning." -Eowyn, The Two Towers "My...... precious..." -Gollum, all the movies "Yankee Doodle went to London just to ride a pony!!" -Wait, that's a song... Yankee Doodle Boy  "May the Force be with you." -Who DOESN'T say this? "We also know that the deflector shield is not yet operational." -Mon Mothma, Return of the Jedi "Oh, I'm afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive.." -Emperor Palpatine, Return of the Jedi "That thing's operational!" -Lando, Return of the Jedi "Too much operation!" -Lianiotte, The Jedi Academy.. o_O "Always a pleasure to meet a Jedi." -Jango Fett, Attack of the Clones "Hup!" -Kit Fisto, Fitso, I forgot  , Attack of the Clones"Take this, you son of a.... *gunshots cencor*" -Whoever he is, Final Fantasy (the movie) "I find your lack of faith disturbing." -Darth Vader, I forgot!! "Yub Yub!" -Wicket W. Warrick, Return of the Jedi "Nimimimimnimnim nimimimimnimnim!" -Ewok, Return of the Jedi "Booooooo shoooooo... Woooooo shooooon..." -Ewoks, worshipping, Return of the Jedi "Tell them if they don't release us, you'll get mad, and use your magic." -Luke Skywalker, Return of the Jedi "Issen... a Jedi?! Whatever I did... I didn't do it!!" -Watto, Attack of the Clones _______________ slorp |
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Phantom - Student
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"Neo, I belive, I know it wasnt a dream" Lets go of the rail and falls to his death. -The AniMatrix "Live free, Die well"-Scorpin King "Duh"-Simpsons "Much to learn, you still have"-Star Wars Ep2: Attack of the Clones _______________ -Phantom Ex-Master to Threat. Proud owner of Sazabi's 1500th comment! And Threats 50th comment "Insanity: a perfect rational adjustment to an insane world" |
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YinYang - Ex-Student 
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I'm a jedi,like my father before me-Luke Skywalker- _______________ Sister to Smily,Axion,and CT Friend to ALL... SMILY, LUKE,MAGRA,AND KOYI RULE!!!!! . . : :There is ALWAYS 2 Yin and Yang , Good and Evil: : . . |
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Lian Del Rey - Student 
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Maybe they should also be TV quotes MOVIE: "In time you will call me.. master." -Emperor Palpatine, Return of the Jedi "Why do I feel you're going to be the death of me?" -Obi-Wan Kenobi, Attack of the Clones "No... Luke, I AM your father!" -Darth Vader, The Empire Strikes Back TV SHOWS "Are there any fish in this pond?" "Dunno. No da." -Miaka and Chichiri when Chichiri is fishing, Fushigi Yugi (Yuugi correctly) "I CAN'T STAND LIARS LIKE YOU! I'D LIKE TO CHAIN YOU UP, CUT OFF YOUR TONGUE, AND DROP YOU INTO HELL!" -Naru yelling to Keitaro, Love Hina _______________ slorp This comment was edited by Lian Del Rey on Jun 10 2003 03:44am. |
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Jake Kainite - Student 
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its "please remove any mettalic items you may be carrying" not from your pockets  Never seen an uzi or a scorpion fit in someones pocket _______________ Apprenctice of Jedi Master Ascari (deceased) Descended from a line of great Jedi Will argue any point of view from any side
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Phantom - Student
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"You see, I lost my genteria in a unfournt shmelting accident"-Gold Memeber "Please remove all matalic objects from your pokets." Neo takes out big huge guns.-Matrix _______________ -Phantom Ex-Master to Threat. Proud owner of Sazabi's 1500th comment! And Threats 50th comment "Insanity: a perfect rational adjustment to an insane world" |
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Jedi_Venezuela - Ex-Student 
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You just got knocked.........the F*** out!!!!! (Chris Tucker, Friday)-----Right Barbosa? _______________ Adrian, Jedi_Venezuela .:J:. JA Spanish Teacher |
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Menaxia - Student 
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shame this isnt TV episode quotes; coz my favourite is 'CAPTAIN! His LUNGS ARE GONE!' OMG how did they keep a straight face doing that one?! LOOOOOOL _______________ This is not the place to look for me |
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Menaxia - Student 
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Austin Powers International Man of Mystery: 'O GrooOOOOOOOOoooovy Baby! Star Trek VI The Undiscovered Country: (NB: After a lot of Romulan Ale) 'Know anything about a neutron radiation surge?' 'Only the size of my head' _______________ This is not the place to look for me |
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JP - Academy Pimp 
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"ta ta ta today junior" "Want to touch the hinny"-Billy Madison "I am invincible!" Boris from Goldeneye _______________ Come on now, every Generation X boy wanted to be Luke Skywalker. Is it because he was a whiney farm boy from some backwater hack planet? No, it's because he was a FREAKING JEDI. He could block lasers with his lightsaber. He could levitate droids & rocks & crap with his mind. Come on, he choked two pig dudes with just a simple gesture. He cut off Darth Vader's hand and kicked him down a flight of stairs. He got his @$$ zapped by lightning from the geezer Emperor, stood up and said "s'at all you got b!tc#??" |
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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"These go to eleven!" - Nigel Tufnel, This is Spinal Tap "Badgers? We don't need no stinkin' badgers!" - A Mexican dude, UHF _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Vaughn - Student 
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"History is much like and endless waltz; the three beats of war, peace and revolution continue on forever..." Maremaia Kushrinada, Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz "The Sword is a weapon. Kenjitsu is a killing technique. This is the simple truth" Hiko Seijouro "There is no point in intorducing myself to the dead" Hiko before he own3s some bandits _______________ When you become an actor, you become the person, and you dont act anymore. You just are. - Tyler HP, Taught by Mr G Simpson |
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JavaGuy - Student 
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I could write hundreds of these, but here are a couple: "If history teaches us anything, it's that you can kill anyone." -- one of the Godfather movies "A man looks into the abyss, and there's nothing looking back at him. In that moment he finds his character, and that is what keeps him out of the abyss." -- Wall Street "What about our relationship?" "**** that!" -- Repo Man "We're gonna be three little Fonzies, and what's Fonzie like?" -- Pulp Fiction "...or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull**** you!" --Full Metal Jacket "There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down upon [bunch of shockingly offensive racial expletives]. To me you are all equally worthless!" --Full Metal Jacket "We can't have a toga party. We're on double secret probation, whatever that is." --Animal House Almost any line from the movie Midnight Run. _______________ My signature is only one line. You're welcome. This comment was edited by JavaGuy on Jun 08 2003 01:24am. |
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Bandit - Student 
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HIlarious scene...I remember when I first saw that scene...I was laughing so hard I was crying. I couldn't breathe for about 10 minutes. _______________ Part-Time Player (Weekend Warrior). Recipient of the prestigious "Longest-Post-Ever Award" (bestowed on me by Flash on March 23rd, 2004) |
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Nero - Student 
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King Arthur is fighting black knight who has no arms and only one leg left, Arthur:"what are you going to do, bleed on me?" black knight: "i'm invincible!" Arthur:"you're a loony" black knight:"black knight is always loon, Harm at you!!!" Arthur is slashing black knights last leg off. Arthur says to his comrade:"come on lets go" black knight:"allright we'll call it a draw" Arthur is leaving, black knight:"aah running away huh!!! come back and i bite your legs off _______________ -Nero Quote: Curious, Smartass, what else? |
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Fizz of Belouve - Student 
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hehe sooo funny... "and do not cross the beams " or whatever it is in english... lol another 1 from Ghostbusters and of course "I do not like you....and now I know why... Ur feet are ugly!" some bud spencer movie... there are loads of great quotes _______________ One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04 "Renfield, you idiot!" |
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YinYang - Ex-Student
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Laugh it up fuzzball-Han Solo- _______________ Sister to Smily,Axion,and CT Friend to ALL... SMILY, LUKE,MAGRA,AND KOYI RULE!!!!! . . : :There is ALWAYS 2 Yin and Yang , Good and Evil: : . . |
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Virtue - Jedi Council 
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"Look you stupid Ba$74rd! You're Arm's off!" "No it isn't." _______________ Academy Architect |
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